General Reports

[RimmDigger]

And tits are fun as well!

I think I know her.

I was there today. On Hk. It was fun. I was talking. To my girl.

She will be waiting for me tomorrow. Oh boy.

[Artisttyp]

Back to Tijuana.

Oct 17 until Nov 14. Looking forward to it.

[SlickVick]

damn steve, it's no wonder why speedy's tequila always seem fuller than usual! your absence solves the mystery!

i wouldn't let that one incident stop you from returning, hell, it could have been worst.

you have to come back just to experience the new shitty border crossing that some fucking monkey designed!

and tits are fun as well!

tom,

how bad is that crossing? for christs sakes i had just figured out the old way. and now on my second visit it's already going to be different. hope it's as easy as following the crowd. i hate looking lost.

[Granjefe]

damn steve, it's no wonder why speedy's tequila always seem fuller than usual! your absence solves the mystery!

i wouldn't let that one incident stop you from returning, hell, it could have been worst.

you have to come back just to experience the new shitty border crossing that some fucking monkey designed!

and tits are fun as well!

i would bet they are real as well!

[TomJackin]

i still read the board daily, and am living the tijuana life through you, and others like tomjackin (tell speedy i said hello). i will miss the tequila festival this year. the tour of the tijuana jail is still fresh in my mind. the good news for me is that my bank account is soaring, but it is unfortunate for those in tijuana who are missing the money.

damn steve, it's no wonder why speedy's tequila always seem fuller than usual! your absence solves the mystery!

i wouldn't let that one incident stop you from returning, hell, it could have been worst.

you have to come back just to experience the new shitty border crossing that some fucking monkey designed!

and tits are fun as well!

[Baxter Slade]

SS,

Thank you for sharing this story with us. It really does give us mongers something to think about. It is true that any girl in the zona can complain about you to a cop and that's it. You're Done. You were treading a fine line with a nasty "B" and she took a bite. There is no way to know what is going on in their fragile minds.

I hope you feel comfortable enough to come back at some point. I totally understand if you don't.

Steve,

Glad you got to the bottom of what really happened that dreadfull morning in Tijuana. When hearing the initial story it sounded like Tijuana's finest were just sitting around waiting to jump on an unsuspecting gringo, (not to say that kind of thing doesn't happen) but I guess it is a little comforting to know that wasn't exactly what happened. It is a reminder to watch your back and always be ready for the unexpected. Glad to hear you are still enjoying life, and sorry to hear you are still boycotting Tijuana (hope you are listning MR. Mayor) I think I will be heading down today to check out opening day of the Tequila festival, and I will hoist a shot in your honor, at least a sample. For it was you who has helped me get through this long relationship thing, by ingraining those words in my mind "The One Who Cares The Most LOSES"


Hey Art,

Its early October isn't it time for the Tijuana birthday trip?

[Artisttyp]

Hey Hugo:

Later I was arrested for,"being disrepectful to a lady". Maybe just a coincidence?

I am doing my local mongering a a KMP. The mamasan loves me, and I think it has an effect on the ladies. I get great service from some beautiful ladies, with great bodies. A typical session includes rimming, salad tossing, tea bagging, BBBJ, DATY, doggie, RCG, CG, and finishing with the "Asian Squat". These women are beautiful with great bodies. I still miss Tijuana though.

SS,

Thank you for sharing this story with us. It really does give us mongers something to think about. It is true that any girl in the zona can complain about you to a cop and that's it... You're Done. You were treading a fine line with a nasty "B" and she took a bite. There is no way to know what is going on in their fragile minds.

I hope you feel comfortable enough to come back at some point. I totally understand if you don't.

[SuperSteve]

hey hugo:

i still read the board daily, and am living the tijuana life through you, and others like tomjackin (tell speedy i said hello). i will miss the tequila festival this year. the tour of the tijuana jail is still fresh in my mind. the good news for me is that my bank account is soaring, but it is unfortunate for those in tijuana who are missing the money.

i have been reading about those of you who are interested in the ladies of tijuana and making them novias. i would suggest that you proceed with caution. someone wrote that once you are a customer, you will always be a customer for her. in my case that was not true. i had spent a lot of time with a lady in a club. i had never seen her out of the club, e-mailed her, or phoned her, but spent many hours with her in the club. it took about six months before we went arriba, since she was a waitress, and i had no idea that she even went upstairs. i had never seen her go up before. she finally asked me to go up with her. one night i didn't think that she was working and i was playing around with one of the dancers. she came in, walked over, and it was obvious that she was pissed. she looked at my friend, sitting in the booth across from me, and said that she wanted to go arriba with him. i was okay with that (he asked) , and off they go. well he comes back and tells me that it was obviously a grude phuck, and she told him that she "loved" me. what the phuck? later i was arrested for,"being disrepectful to a lady". maybe just a coincidence?

my point in this tale of woe; you don't even have to know that the latin woman cares about you. once they get pissed, getting even isn't an option, screwing you to the wall will be expected. the policia will aid them in that. it was an interesting arrest though. taken to the jail to see the "judge". they had searched me and knew that i had about $400 on me. the fined me 1, 000 pesos (i gave them $80 usd) , and they drove me to the border, after a tour of some of the back areas of tijuana. anyway, be careful with their "hearts", they can take it much more seriously.

i am doing my local mongering a a kmp. the mamasan loves me, and i think it has an effect on the ladies. i get great service from some beautiful ladies, with great bodies. a typical session includes rimming, salad tossing, tea bagging, bbbj, daty, doggie, rcg, cg, and finishing with the "asian squat". these women are beautiful with great bodies. i still miss tijuana though.

keep up the good work amigo's. i am going to medellin in november, and will make a trip to tijuana in december.

health & happiness to all.

[Guitarrefreak]

Yeahh!

Actually no, this one is worth observing for a while, hey man, GFE outsize the zona, 'free' (ok, I mean, food, hotel not free, and towels) , whats not to like?

Everyone needs a change in pace every once in a while.

How is everything else? I saw your amazonian the other day, she looks fucking hot!

I'm here to help! Delete the fucking texts and more on to another!

Did that help?

[TomJackin]

I'm here to help! Delete the fucking texts and more on to another!

Did that help?

Crazy chica sending me a bunch of texts with varying topics, I am trying to make sense out of it.

"2 sabanas lisas. 2 toallas grandes. 2 toallas mediana. 2 toallas chicas, unas toalla femeninas"

So she wants me to get 2 smooth sheets. 2 towel big / medium / small, and a tampon?

What the fuck?

Just want to make sure I don't go apeshit on her, will someone please help confirm (and I mean a native spanish speaker, not a learner like me)

Then somewhere, a few of these things busted out.

"gracias a esta escuela, voy a tener credencial de estudiante" <- thanks to school, I will have student I'd.

"why gracias a eso, voy a ir a verte" <- and thanks to it, I am going to see you.

"yo a ti" <- I love you? (the expression of affection / love still confuses me)

"solo esperar, voy por te" <- just wait, I come for you.

What the fuck

[Guitarrefreak]

Crazy chica sending me a bunch of texts with varying topics, I am trying to make sense out of it.

"2 sabanas lisas. 2 toallas grandes. 2 toallas mediana. 2 toallas chicas, unas toalla femeninas"

So she wants me to get 2 smooth sheets. 2 towel big / medium / small, and a tampon?

What the fuck?

Just want to make sure I don't go apeshit on her, will someone please help confirm (and I mean a native spanish speaker, not a learner like me)

Then somewhere, a few of these things busted out.

"gracias a esta escuela, voy a tener credencial de estudiante" <- thanks to school, I will have student I'd.

"why gracias a eso, voy a ir a verte" <- and thanks to it, I am going to see you.

"yo a ti" <- I love you? (the expression of affection / love still confuses me)

"solo esperar, voy por te" <- just wait, I come for you.

What the fuck

[Baxter Slade]

Anyone here planing on being out there any time soon?

Vick let me know when you are going to be out here. Iam a transplanted midwestern guy and we could meet up for a beer or 2. As far as the Ticuan goes I always stay there the place is great, very comfortable and safe. The only drawback is if you plan on taking a bunch of different club girls or SG's up you will probably be paying for a room each time, nobody will want to travel to the Ticuan for a 20 or 30 minute date. However if you are looking for a TLN most girls will be happy to go the Ticuan if the price is right probably anywhere from 80 to 200.

And Steve good to hear you are still out there. Will you be attending the Tequila Expo this year?

[SlickVick]

Slick:

IMO do the Ticuan. It is less expensive, the rooms are nicer (at least the ones I have stayed at both hotels) , and it is closer to the Zona. Either way it is a $3-5 cab ride.

Health & happiness to all.

Steve, thinkin Ticuan now. Found some decent deals for flight. More than I'd like but just one of those things for living so far.

Anyone here planing on being out there any time soon?

[SuperSteve]

Slick:

IMO do the Ticuan. It is less expensive, the rooms are nicer (at least the ones I have stayed at both hotels) , and it is closer to the Zona. Either way it is a $3-5 cab ride.

Health & happiness to all.

[Ninguno Especial]

You might be happier getting a room in Dago for the night, crossing the border around 3:00am, sacking out for a few hours and then going to the airport.

For sure the easier and safest thing to do is spend the night before the flight in San Ysidro, Chula Vista or points N. In San Diego. As far as crossing back, anytime before 3:am otherwise those working in SD will be lining up to cross as early as 3am. Line is short from 11p. 2am week days for the most part.

If not a room on this side, party till 2am then sleep at the airport & inflight.