General Reports

[SlickVick]

Saw that this thread is closed but I did want to point it out as a hidden gem. It was not the best by any stretch of the imagination but I had a great time with a nice girl who gave me a nice DFK during out private dance. I was quoted arriba for $50. Passed but she was very nice and the mesero was not pushy so I took a $10 2 song private dance.

Good time and I would go back as another one of those "recuperate" places. I also liked how you could get a dance for only $10 and lots of hand roaming. For when you find a girl you might not want to fuck but want to do more than sit and buy her fichas.

I had an enjoyable time here. Again, speaking spanish goes a long way. When I left she flagged me down and asked "can I give you a kiss?" Hey. Who am I to say no?

[Granjefe]

Got to the parking lot behind the Jack-off-in-a Box around 2:30 on Friday. The price was the same, but the lot was fuller than usual; thought that would be the case. Me no likey the new walking entrance into Tijuana whatsofuckingever! I thought I could get a cab at the Sentri drop off spot, but there was too much traffic and no cabs were available. So I made that walk over...

She has a nice body by the way. How old is she, mas o menos?

[MrAtomic]

Howdy folks!

15 years or so ago I used to post on the old alt. Sex. Prostitution. Tijuana under the name poonlicker. Don't know if anyone else is still around from back then or not.

Anyway, it has been well over a decade since I have ventured anywhere close to the Zona because of a geographic change. In a couple of weeks I'll be briefly in the area and am planning on making a trip across the border for some mongering.

However, my time is extremely limited due to commitments while in the SD area. At this point it looks like the only time I will be able to make it down is on a Wednesday afternoon. I know, sucks, eh?

So my question is, which bars have good action on a weekday afternoon? I won't have a lot of time for window shopping like I would prefer so need to get pretty much straight to it.

Doing my research otherwise, it looks like things haven't really changed much in this time. Three main places. Rates slightly up but not much. Still lots of pretty awesome gals from the reports and pics I've perved.

Any good eating spots there these days?

Also, I don't think I'll need it but is a passport required these days to cross the border?

Thanks in advance for any helpful tips!

MrA

[TomJackin]

got to the parking lot behind the jack-off-in-a box around 2:30 on friday. the price was the same, but the lot was fuller than usual; thought that would be the case. me no likey the new walking entrance into tijuana whatsofuckingever! i thought i could get a cab at the sentri drop off spot, but there was too much traffic and no cabs were available. so i made that walk over the two bridges and through the woods to grandmother's house. passed the first set of cabbies because they put their noses in the air when i tried my three dollar bid. walked a little more and scored my price.

into hk, grabbed a booth, and my favorite hk girl all within 5 minutes; life was good. we were hanging out when the speedy took the front stage. i personally know, from experience, never let them cover your eyes when on stage, because of some of the funny shit they pull on people on the stage. while you are on your knees getting tequila poured down your throat, they cover your eyes, and have one of the girls put their crotch or ass in your face, uncover your eyes, and everyone is happy. then, they cover the eyes and replace the girl with a mesero; good fun. they added a new trick; one of the girls will swing on the ring and wrap her legs around the head of the guy. but, the next one on the ring is a fucking mesero. the girl and i was watching when the mesero swung on the ring and wrapped his legs around some poor sap's head and his reaction was priceless. the girl and i about pissed ourselves because we were laughing so hard!

after a nice romp in the hotel, i headed to caesar's to meet up with tijuana pals. sal's sister-in-law was visiting and they wanted me to meet her. during drinks and appetizers, sal pulled me aside and suggested that i should take his sister-in-law to a hotel and put some wood to her because she hasn't been laid in over 20 years. i told sal, 'well guess what sport? make it 21 years! dame dude, she's like 100 years old! you are a good friend, and if you were on your death bed, and it was your dying wish, i might consider doing her, but you are not dying, so it won't happen!

i was going to call it an early night, but as i was walking back through the coahuila, i ran across one of my favorite street girls. and of course, she was hungry, so we went fine eating establishment in the alley. don't recall the name, but it is the same place you can order food from in hk and the hk hotel. i wasn't hungry, but did sample the food and i thought it was decent tasting.

i was about to head home, but i ran into one of the meseros that was standing outside of el corral. he speaks english well and the last time i talked to him, he told me that his wife had cancer and had trouble caring for their 5 kids. i'm not sure how much of it was true, but he did seem like a nice guy. last night, i asked him how his wife was doing and he was surprised that i remembered him and his story. he told me that his wife died and he was struggling with the children. he said he was outside the bar trying to get customers to come in because business was sucking. i was in the, 'oh, what the hell' mood, so i went in the bar for a drink.

after sitting, i noticed a girl with a great smile sitting across the bar. as soon as i smiled back, she jotted over to say hello. the first thing she did was say hello, and the next thing she did, she planted a wet kiss on me! she had a great smile and killer attitude, but her gut was three times the size of mine, or she could have been 9 months pregnant; wasn't really sure. but for whatever reason, i took a liking to gutty. she had a tongue of a large german sheppard, which i thought could be handy in the room. and she seemed very touchy and kissy. so i asked the mesero how much gutty would set me back. he said i would have to pay the bar 20 bucks, and it was 6 bucks for the room, plus whatever she wanted. turned out, gutty only wanted 20 bucks!

seeing how i was already in the, 'oh, what the hell' mood, so off we went hand and hand, but her gut was leading the way. the hotel seemed quite nice for the price. once in the room, i told her to strip down so i could assess the damage. besides her gut being huge, it looked like a bad train wreck! bring it on baby! she gave a great blowjob, and then she decided she wanted to ride the little sailor. i thought this would be an adventure, and it was! her gut bounced up and down and it was on! the battle of the guts! dammit, if she didn't win the battle because she just about knocked the air of me a couple of times. oh, how i miss her today!

i was about to head home, when i decided to make a sweep through hk. there was a real hottie on the back stage that was soaked in sweet. after using 4-5 dollars in ones, i did my best to lap up as much of her as i could! damn, she tasted fine! johnny spotted me and scored me a booth. there was a beauty sitting behind me back to back. she swung around and said hello. a new 20 year old hottie in the club, hell yeah! i brought her alongside for a drink. for some reason she thought i knew more spanish than i do, and started rambling on, and hell, i did my best to catch every fifth word, so i could somewhat respond. i also introduced her to booth follies; she played well in the booth. but considering that gutty took my last bit of leche, i passed on the hottie.

i was about to head home, when i walked dead into one of my drinking hotties that i've know for a few years. i haven't seen her in a while and she greeted me with a big wet kiss. at the end of the kiss, she pulled the fuck out of my hair, and bit my lower lip; yep, she is a freak! after she finished the beer that she already had, she kissed me again, and said, 'buy me a fucking beer! ' after about 10 minutes, she asked me what happened to my lip. i said, 'bit@h, you bit it! ' she completely denied it and decided to conduct her own experiment. she said, 'if you are correct, then this one will look the same. ' by the time i figured out what she was talking about, she bit the other side of my lower lip! so within 30 minutes, i got scared twice on my lower lip and had half of my hair pulled out; god, i love that girl!

it was a great little romp in tijuana!

[Magic Rancher]

Sounds like fun: hookers and tequila. I'm in!

http://expo-tequila.com/

If anyone is interested the Tequila Expo is coming up. Starts Wed. The 10th through Sun. The 14th. Good food, entertainment, beautiful women, and FREE TEQUILA SAMPLES. $6 dollar entry fee it is located on Rev between 7th and 8 th.

Just remember if you are headed back to the US you are only allowed to bring 1 bottle back with you.

[Baxter Slade]

If anyone is interested the Tequila Expo is coming up. Starts Wed. The 10th through Sun. The 14th. Good food, entertainment, beautiful women, and FREE TEQUILA SAMPLES. $6 dollar entry fee it is located on Rev between 7th and 8 th.

Just remember if you are headed back to the US you are only allowed to bring 1 bottle back with you.

[PimpinIt]

Chris Long in Tijuana.

I personally would avoid this like the plague, the people involved in this look like they would cut your balls off for a dollar and even though the police may be paid off to look the other way they are not paid off to look the other way when a gringo tries to buy drugs.

This is so true. I was down there a while back with a buddy of mine who was looking for some blo. He started asking around, and finally made contact with some really shady looking guys. Luckily there's was never anything actually exchanged, but I think there was some attention drawn to us from the police, and I don't think I've ever been aware of so many cops that were just 'hovering' around us.

I got the feeling that the dealers and the cops probably are working together so that when the dealers make a sale to a gringo, the cops then swoops in to make a bust, or get a pay-off.

Everybody gets paid, everybody is happy.

[HectorSanchez]

Sorry, by zona I meant staying at cascadas and visiting chicago club, adelitas and Hong kong. Nothing more than that. They are all walking distance within 50 metres.

"Everybody"?

Who is everybody? Zona norte is NOT pretty safe. Chris Long just said a tranny tried to rob him. He got food poisoning and witnessed open drug dealing and a gringo shake down.

The worst thing you can do is to get buzzed and walk alone around Ninos Heroes, Calle Primera, or any street other than Coahuila.

[Phordphan]

Thanks for the nice TR. I'll toss in my 2 centavos.

I've written what I feel are very detailed reports on how to get to Tijuana and what to expect so I won't go into a great deal of explanation on this one. Suffice to say the San Diego airport is very small and easy to navigate. There are three terminals and they all work the same. Once you exit the airport from either terminal there will be a bus stop on your left. The bus you want is the 992 bus which will take you to the trolley. The cost for a day pass which will allow you to ride the bus and the trolley is $5 which you can get from the bus driver when you get on the bus. All the bus drivers I've ever had have been very friendly and if you tell them you are looking for the blue line trolley to San Yasidro they will be very helpful in telling you which stop to get off and where to catch the trolley. The main stop for the trolley from the bus is American Plaza which is easy to find from the bus stop. The one I always used was the city college stop. I used this stop mainly because American Plaza was under construction on my first trip but now the city college stop is under construction so it will be easier to use American Plaza.

Just for those who haven't been in a while, the America Plaza station is now the terminal for the Blue Line. Before, the tracks farthest from the AMTRAK station (not sure how else to describe it, as I'm unsure of the direction. East?) were were you caught the San Ysidro-bound Blue Line. Now, the trolley stops on the tracks closest to AMTRAK, then reverses direction and heads back to San Ysidro. Much easier, IMHO, as the risk of grabbing the wrong trolley is diminished. However, many of the signs at the stations and in the cars haven't been updated yet.

In the zone BBBJ and DATY are EXTREEMLY RARE I have heard that if you build up a frequent relationship with a chica that this is possible but unless you are a southern Californian and can devote every weekend down there to building up the frequent relationship its probably not going to happen. Almost none of the street chicas or bar chicas will give a BBBJ (but I have run across a few in the past) DATY is almost unheard of as well for the street chicas and many of the Adalita chicas do not allow this either (but I have run across a few in the past) The HK chicas seem more prone to allow this but here again in my experience its about 50 50 and many that claim they do down stairs in the bar once in the room rush you through it or position their bodies in an awkward position that does not allow you to fully enjoy it. I have found that almost all of them, street chicas and bar chicas give very good covered blow jobs and are very good fucks for the most part. Sessions for the bar girls are a ½ hour and most street chicsas go for 20 minutes, though I've never felt myself rushed by them on time. HK girls will run anywhere from $60 to $80 for a half hour and you pay a $1 rob fee for the girl when she exits the club. The Adalita girls charge $60 for the half, its $12 for the room plus a $1 tip for the cleanup boy. Street chicas can run you anywhere from $20 to $40 for 20 minutes of sex suck and fuck, some of the street chicas will take pesos at the old 10 to 1 exchange rate so you may be able to save a couple of bucks, most of the bar chicas know what the exchange rate is and adjust their rates accordingly.

You're correct as far as BBBJ goes, but I have to dissent a bit on the DATY. My experience is that only maybe 1/3, max, of the girls I've met won't allow DATY, and almost all of those were SGs. I'm having a hard time recalling any club chica who refused. We may be hitting on completely different segments of the chica population. Oh, and all of the girls will take pesos, and 90% will do it at the 10:1 rate. You just have to be willing to walk away. Price negotiating is a national sport in Mexico.

I did on this trip find two chicas who were willing to offer up their culo to me which is very rare in Tijuana. Both were street chicas neither of whom had a spot on the street but were both walking through the zone looking somewhat disheveled and dirty but attractive enough and in their early 20s. Both when in the room and offered a propina of $20 were willing to offer the culo.

This makes sense to me. I know you'll get a lot of debate on the wisdom of bringing a walker to your room (or anywhere else). Supposedly, most are meth addicts. Some guys report good experience, some don't. Personally, the risks of some drug-addicted chica going postal in my room outweigh the pleasures of any backdoor action. But that's just me. To each, his own.

I had four bad experiences on this trip, the first is it seemed that a great deal of the street chicas had a real hardened unfriendly attitude unlike in the past. Even ones that I have been within the past were unfriendly and very mercenary. I don't know if it was something about me this weekend or something that I had never noticed before but they seemed very unfriendly on this trip. The second bad experience was that I was getting bad vibes from the police. The zone is heavily policed there is a very heavy police presence in the zone and honestly in the past I always felt pretty good knowing they were around. Once when I was walking down the street I had bad timing a police officer was walking out of the store to his police car and I almost bumped into him (bad timing) I did not look at him but I could see out of the corner of my eye he had stopped and was giving me a not very friendly stare. I kept walking and did not look back but my senses were telling me that he was standing there giving me an unfriendly stare. I imagine if I had made eye contact or turned around and looked he would of stopped me and things could of gotten very bad for me. I also noticed the police shaking down a gringo in the zone, this is the first time I have ever seen this. In the past I rarely seen the police stopping anyone and when they did it was usually Mexican Nationals. Here they had a gringo up against the wall searching him taking everything out of his pockets and questioning him. My third bad experience is I was almost robbed by a Tranney. I was walking from Coahula to the alley on Nino Heroes at night when in the dark section of the street a tranney came up to me. I had both of my hands in my pockets and the tranney was trying to pull my hands out of my pockets I kept trying to push through the tranney like a linebacker trying to break through a defensive line, all of this commotion was causing a lot of the locals to stop and stare, realizing this the tranney stopped trying to rob me and let me pass. This is the first time I've ever seen tranneys in the zone and the first time I've ever been attempted to be robbed by one. My forth bad experience is that I got sick as hell on Friday night. Spent Friday hanging with Tomjackin and meeting some of his friends in Tijuana including Cachorrondo, after they left I decided to try a couple of fish tacos from the taco stand. Two hours later I found myself bowing to the porcelain thrown and spent the next two days bowing to the porcelain thrown bagging for relief. I suppose it's just a matter of time before you eat something off of one of the food carts that gets you sick, but I for one will never eat off the food carts again.

I can't speak for the girls' attitudes. But if you had just stopped after almost mowing down the cop, turned and said "Disculpame, senor," or words to that effect, and smiled, you probably would have defused the situation. I seriously doubt he would have given you any grief, had you done so. Times have changed a bit, and random tourist shake downs are far less common than they were a couple of years ago. I've had my share of jack-ups, and am no defender of Tijuana cops, but they probably had some reason to be jacking up that gringo. The trick is, as Country John was fond of saying,"Don't ride dirty." All you should have on you is cash and condoms. If the cop stops you, be polite. If he wants to frisk you, show him that you will keep your money in your hand. Then let him frisk away. Unfortunately, you don't have the same rights here as in the USA and the fuzz can search you if they feel like it. But, I digress. These days, the odds of it getting that far are much less than in the past.

Yes, there are trannies in the zona, although not too many. The bar across NH, called Kinkle, is supposed to be the main tranny hangout. I've never been in, but I"ve seen several scary looking ones hanging about in front. You'll also see more if you go west of NH on Primero, especially in the evening. As in Bangkok, never let them get their hands on you. I have no idea why trannies are such adept pickpockets.

No matter what anybody says, I'll never eat fish from a street cart in the zona. The only zona fish place I'll eat in is La Perla, which has pretty good food. If you want fish tacos, go to the corner of Madero and Negrete during the day. Unfortunately they close at dusk. Best fish tacos in Tijuana, IMHO. Always busy, strictly locals with an occasional stray gringo. Busy local joints are the best, because they depend on recurring trade. If they start poisoning their local customers, business will dry up in a hurry. So, don't stop eating from food carts, just be more careful. In the zona, the tacos are almost always safe. They're cooked well. The risk is in the sauce or fresh veggies, if there is any local water in it. I feel the carts on Revu are a bit safer, as they tend to service the local crowd, and, again, depend on repeat business. However, I've found no tacos on Revu that were as good as those on the corner of Coahuila and NH. Close, but not identical.

[Bill]

Very nice report chris.

I visited tijuana 2 years ago and had a blast. Now I stay in texas border towns and sandiego is far from here. Not to mention 700 dollar flight charges. I could go to Costa rica or Panama city at that price. I was under the impression that tijuana was inexpensive atleast for dollar value and time. Back then, The chicas used to spend more than an hour for 60 bucks. Now its 30 min for 80 bucks which sucks. If this is true, then obviously I need to monger at a different destination. But man those HK girls are models.

But everybody agrees that zona in tijuana is pretty safe (compared to other parts of mexico) for tourists if they just do fucking and booze.

"Everybody"?

Who is everybody? Zona norte is NOT pretty safe. Chris Long just said a tranny tried to rob him. He got food poisoning and witnessed open drug dealing and a gringo shake down.

The worst thing you can do is to get buzzed and walk alone around Ninos Heroes, Calle Primera, or any street other than Coahuila.

[HectorSanchez]

Very nice report chris.

I visited tijuana 2 years ago and had a blast. Now I stay in texas border towns and sandiego is far from here. Not to mention 700 dollar flight charges. I could go to Costa rica or Panama city at that price. I was under the impression that tijuana was inexpensive atleast for dollar value and time. Back then, The chicas used to spend more than an hour for 60 bucks. Now its 30 min for 80 bucks which sucks. If this is true, then obviously I need to monger at a different destination. But man those HK girls are models.

But everybody agrees that zona in tijuana is pretty safe (compared to other parts of mexico) for tourists if they just do fucking and booze.

Chris Long in Tijuana.

I had the opportunity to fly into San Diego and spend the weekend in Tijuana.

I've written what I feel are very detailed reports on how to get to Tijuana and what to expect so I won't go into a great deal of explanation on this one. Suffice to say the San Diego airport is very small and easy to navigate. There are three terminals and they all work the same. Once you exit the airport from either terminal there will be a bus stop on your left. The bus you want is the 992 bus which will take you to the trolley. The cost for a day pass which will allow you to ride the bus and the trolley is $5 which you can get from the bus driver when you get on the bus. All the bus drivers I've ever had have been very friendly and if you tell them you are looking for the blue line trolley to San Yasidro they will be very helpful in telling you which stop to get off and where to catch the trolley. The main stop for the trolley from the bus is American Plaza which is easy to find from the bus stop. The one I always used was the city college stop. I used this stop mainly because American Plaza was under construction on my first trip but now the city college stop is under construction so it will be easier to use American Plaza.

The trolley that you want is the blue line, the trolley itself will be red but the route that runs to the boarder is called the blue line. It will say San Yasidro / Tijuana on the front of it. The trolley stops right at the border. Once you exit the trolley there will be a McDonalds on your left walk to the end of that building and turn left, walk to the back of the building and turn right this takes you down the corridor to Mexico, you will pass through the USA side there will be some border guards there and dogs sniffing (I suppose for drugs) you go through a turn style and then you are on the Mexican side there will be some Mexican border guards, on the day I passed through there was quite a crowd going through and I was the only pasty face cracker going through, they had me push a button that light up a green pass light that looked like a street light, I was the only one they made do this. Once you exit this building you go down some steps and you have to pass through the line that is exiting Mexico and going to the USA (there's the potential for a major cluster fuck here) you walk for a few yards in the opposite direction of the line that is leaving Mexico for the USA until you come to a bridge, go up the steps and cross over the bridge. The bridge crosses the high way going and coming from the USA on the other side of the bridge is where you will find the taxis. Simply hop in the front seat and tell the driver Hong Kong Club, the cost will be $5.

I always stay at the Cascadas.

http://hotelcascadas.com/

I stay at the Cascadas because often I get my room for free or they will even pay me to stay there. On this last trip I stayed for three nights but only had to pay for one. I ended up getting sick on my last night (I'll explain more on that later) but had I not gotten sick I probably would of gotten the third night for free or they may have ended up paying me to stay there. Let me explain the Cascadas is right in the heart of the zone and the hotel above the Hong Kong Club. It is the Hotel that the HK chicas use. If you take up a girl from the HK it is $15 for the half hour, most (but certainly not all) street girls will also go to your room at the Cascadas. Most street girl hotels are $5 give or take a buck or two. I always book a deluxe single room which is $40 Sunday through Thursday and $50 Friday and Saturday (I noticed a sign on the check in desk that said $45 Sunday through Thursday and $55 Friday and Saturday so they may be raising their rates soon). Make sure you book a room on the 6th floor as the lower floors will be WAY to noisy from all of the street noise and the bar noise. (Remember the bar never closes). The rooms are Ok nothing fancy but better than a street girl room and you get really good wifi in the rooms. There are no safes in the single deluxe but I've never had any thing missing from my room.

Let me explain how I get my room for free. On the first night I took up two HK girls which having a room there saved me a total of $30 I also took up a street chica which saved me the roughly $5 street chica hotel fee. So for the first night I actually paid a total of $5 for the room. On the second day I took up three HK girls and two street chicas. So for the second night they were paying me $5 to stay there, slide that over to the $5 I paid for Thursday night and my first two nights were free. On Saturday night I got sick and didn't take up any chicas so I had to pay full price for the third night.

It seems on every trip I make to the zone I tend to frequent one establishment more than the others. On my last trip I found myself in Adalitas a great deal of the time and session mainly with adalita chicas on other trips I've used mainly street chicas, on this trip I spent the majority of my time in HK and session mainly with HK chicas.

In the zone BBBJ and DATY are EXTREEMLY RARE I have heard that if you build up a frequent relationship with a chica that this is possible but unless you are a southern Californian and can devote every weekend down there to building up the frequent relationship its probably not going to happen. Almost none of the street chicas or bar chicas will give a BBBJ (but I have run across a few in the past) DATY is almost unheard of as well for the street chicas and many of the Adalita chicas do not allow this either (but I have run across a few in the past) The HK chicas seem more prone to allow this but here again in my experience its about 50 50 and many that claim they do down stairs in the bar once in the room rush you through it or position their bodies in an awkward position that does not allow you to fully enjoy it. I have found that almost all of them, street chicas and bar chicas give very good covered blow jobs and are very good fucks for the most part. Sessions for the bar girls are a ½ hour and most street chicsas go for 20 minutes, though I've never felt myself rushed by them on time. HK girls will run anywhere from $60 to $80 for a half hour and you pay a $1 rob fee for the girl when she exits the club. The Adalita girls charge $60 for the half, its $12 for the room plus a $1 tip for the cleanup boy. Street chicas can run you anywhere from $20 to $40 for 20 minutes of sex suck and fuck, some of the street chicas will take pesos at the old 10 to 1 exchange rate so you may be able to save a couple of bucks, most of the bar chicas know what the exchange rate is and adjust their rates accordingly.

I did on this trip find two chicas who were willing to offer up their culo to me which is very rare in Tijuana. Both were street chicas neither of whom had a spot on the street but were both walking through the zone looking somewhat disheveled and dirty but attractive enough and in their early 20s. Both when in the room and offered a propina of $20 were willing to offer the culo.

There is definitely a drug trade going on in the alley, I'm a middle aged naive hick who doesn't mess with drugs or know the first thing about them but it is plain as day

To me that there is drug dealing going on in the alley. The police must obviously be paid off because they are everywhere in the zone and If I can tell what's going on they should be able to tell as well. I don't know what drugs they are selling but the people involved all look like very disheveled very lower class Mexican Nationals. I have read on this board and others people asking about where to buy drugs in the zone. I personally would avoid this like the plague, the people involved in this look like they would cut your balls off for a dollar and even though the police may be paid off to look the other way they are not paid off to look the other way when a gringo tries to buy drugs.

I met up with Tomjackin and Cachorrondo from the boards a couple of great guys and Tomjackin is a lot of fun to hang out with and monger with.

I had four bad experiences on this trip, the first is it seemed that a great deal of the street chicas had a real hardened unfriendly attitude unlike in the past. Even ones that I have been within the past were unfriendly and very mercenary. I don't know if it was something about me this weekend or something that I had never noticed before but they seemed very unfriendly on this trip. The second bad experience was that I was getting bad vibes from the police. The zone is heavily policed there is a very heavy police presence in the zone and honestly in the past I always felt pretty good knowing they were around. Once when I was walking down the street I had bad timing a police officer was walking out of the store to his police car and I almost bumped into him (bad timing) I did not look at him but I could see out of the corner of my eye he had stopped and was giving me a not very friendly stare. I kept walking and did not look back but my senses were telling me that he was standing there giving me an unfriendly stare. I imagine if I had made eye contact or turned around and looked he would of stopped me and things could of gotten very bad for me. I also noticed the police shaking down a gringo in the zone, this is the first time I have ever seen this. In the past I rarely seen the police stopping anyone and when they did it was usually Mexican Nationals. Here they had a gringo up against the wall searching him taking everything out of his pockets and questioning him. My third bad experience is I was almost robbed by a Tranney. I was walking from Coahula to the alley on Nino Heroes at night when in the dark section of the street a tranney came up to me. I had both of my hands in my pockets and the tranney was trying to pull my hands out of my pockets I kept trying to push through the tranney like a linebacker trying to break through a defensive line, all of this commotion was causing a lot of the locals to stop and stare, realizing this the tranney stopped trying to rob me and let me pass. This is the first time I've ever seen tranneys in the zone and the first time I've ever been attempted to be robbed by one. My forth bad experience is that I got sick as hell on Friday night. Spent Friday hanging with Tomjackin and meeting some of his friends in Tijuana including Cachorrondo, after they left I decided to try a couple of fish tacos from the taco stand. Two hours later I found myself bowing to the porcelain thrown and spent the next two days bowing to the porcelain thrown bagging for relief. I suppose it's just a matter of time before you eat something off of one of the food carts that gets you sick, but I for one will never eat off the food carts again.

Final Thoughts:

The zone if a fucking cesspool, but I love it. Why do I keep going back even though I know there are other places in the world where for the same price I can have a girl spend the entire night with me and give me some of the best GFE I could want. Because often I can get a flight for $200 and some change. It's the only place where I can leave work on Thursday afternoon arrive there in the early afternoon (I finish work by noon on Thursday and I don't work on Fridays) spend the weekend there and then get a flight back on Sunday night and be back in time for work on Monday (I don't have to be at work on Mondays until 1. M) any other place would cost me more in airfare and I would either have to take Thursday off from work (which we really don't do) or I would have to wait and leave on Friday and then be back Sunday, (kind of a wast).

[Chris Long]

Chris Long in Tijuana.

I had the opportunity to fly into San Diego and spend the weekend in Tijuana.

I've written what I feel are very detailed reports on how to get to Tijuana and what to expect so I won't go into a great deal of explanation on this one. Suffice to say the San Diego airport is very small and easy to navigate. There are three terminals and they all work the same. Once you exit the airport from either terminal there will be a bus stop on your left. The bus you want is the 992 bus which will take you to the trolley. The cost for a day pass which will allow you to ride the bus and the trolley is $5 which you can get from the bus driver when you get on the bus. All the bus drivers I've ever had have been very friendly and if you tell them you are looking for the blue line trolley to San Yasidro they will be very helpful in telling you which stop to get off and where to catch the trolley. The main stop for the trolley from the bus is American Plaza which is easy to find from the bus stop. The one I always used was the city college stop. I used this stop mainly because American Plaza was under construction on my first trip but now the city college stop is under construction so it will be easier to use American Plaza.

The trolley that you want is the blue line, the trolley itself will be red but the route that runs to the boarder is called the blue line. It will say San Yasidro / Tijuana on the front of it. The trolley stops right at the border. Once you exit the trolley there will be a McDonalds on your left walk to the end of that building and turn left, walk to the back of the building and turn right this takes you down the corridor to Mexico, you will pass through the USA side there will be some border guards there and dogs sniffing (I suppose for drugs) you go through a turn style and then you are on the Mexican side there will be some Mexican border guards, on the day I passed through there was quite a crowd going through and I was the only pasty face cracker going through, they had me push a button that light up a green pass light that looked like a street light, I was the only one they made do this. Once you exit this building you go down some steps and you have to pass through the line that is exiting Mexico and going to the USA (there's the potential for a major cluster fuck here) you walk for a few yards in the opposite direction of the line that is leaving Mexico for the USA until you come to a bridge, go up the steps and cross over the bridge. The bridge crosses the high way going and coming from the USA on the other side of the bridge is where you will find the taxis. Simply hop in the front seat and tell the driver Hong Kong Club, the cost will be $5.

I always stay at the Cascadas http://hotelcascadas.com/ I stay at the Cascadas because often I get my room for free or they will even pay me to stay there. On this last trip I stayed for three nights but only had to pay for one. I ended up getting sick on my last night (I'll explain more on that later) but had I not gotten sick I probably would of gotten the third night for free or they may have ended up paying me to stay there. Let me explain the Cascadas is right in the heart of the zone and the hotel above the Hong Kong Club. It is the Hotel that the HK chicas use. If you take up a girl from the HK it is $15 for the half hour, most (but certainly not all) street girls will also go to your room at the Cascadas. Most street girl hotels are $5 give or take a buck or two. I always book a deluxe single room which is $40 Sunday through Thursday and $50 Friday and Saturday (I noticed a sign on the check in desk that said $45 Sunday through Thursday and $55 Friday and Saturday so they may be raising their rates soon). Make sure you book a room on the 6th floor as the lower floors will be WAY to noisy from all of the street noise and the bar noise. (Remember the bar never closes). The rooms are Ok nothing fancy but better than a street girl room and you get really good wifi in the rooms. There are no safes in the single deluxe but I've never had any thing missing from my room.

Let me explain how I get my room for free. On the first night I took up two HK girls which having a room there saved me a total of $30 I also took up a street chica which saved me the roughly $5 street chica hotel fee. So for the first night I actually paid a total of $5 for the room. On the second day I took up three HK girls and two street chicas. So for the second night they were paying me $5 to stay there, slide that over to the $5 I paid for Thursday night and my first two nights were free. On Saturday night I got sick and didn't take up any chicas so I had to pay full price for the third night.

It seems on every trip I make to the zone I tend to frequent one establishment more than the others. On my last trip I found myself in Adalitas a great deal of the time and session mainly with adalita chicas on other trips I've used mainly street chicas, on this trip I spent the majority of my time in HK and session mainly with HK chicas.

In the zone BBBJ and DATY are EXTREEMLY RARE I have heard that if you build up a frequent relationship with a chica that this is possible but unless you are a southern Californian and can devote every weekend down there to building up the frequent relationship its probably not going to happen. Almost none of the street chicas or bar chicas will give a BBBJ (but I have run across a few in the past) DATY is almost unheard of as well for the street chicas and many of the Adalita chicas do not allow this either (but I have run across a few in the past) The HK chicas seem more prone to allow this but here again in my experience its about 50 50 and many that claim they do down stairs in the bar once in the room rush you through it or position their bodies in an awkward position that does not allow you to fully enjoy it. I have found that almost all of them, street chicas and bar chicas give very good covered blow jobs and are very good fucks for the most part. Sessions for the bar girls are a ½ hour and most street chicsas go for 20 minutes, though I've never felt myself rushed by them on time. HK girls will run anywhere from $60 to $80 for a half hour and you pay a $1 rob fee for the girl when she exits the club. The Adalita girls charge $60 for the half, its $12 for the room plus a $1 tip for the cleanup boy. Street chicas can run you anywhere from $20 to $40 for 20 minutes of sex suck and fuck, some of the street chicas will take pesos at the old 10 to 1 exchange rate so you may be able to save a couple of bucks, most of the bar chicas know what the exchange rate is and adjust their rates accordingly.

I did on this trip find two chicas who were willing to offer up their culo to me which is very rare in Tijuana. Both were street chicas neither of whom had a spot on the street but were both walking through the zone looking somewhat disheveled and dirty but attractive enough and in their early 20s. Both when in the room and offered a propina of $20 were willing to offer the culo.

There is definitely a drug trade going on in the alley, I'm a middle aged naive hick who doesn't mess with drugs or know the first thing about them but it is plain as day

To me that there is drug dealing going on in the alley. The police must obviously be paid off because they are everywhere in the zone and If I can tell what's going on they should be able to tell as well. I don't know what drugs they are selling but the people involved all look like very disheveled very lower class Mexican Nationals. I have read on this board and others people asking about where to buy drugs in the zone. I personally would avoid this like the plague, the people involved in this look like they would cut your balls off for a dollar and even though the police may be paid off to look the other way they are not paid off to look the other way when a gringo tries to buy drugs.

I met up with Tomjackin and Cachorrondo from the boards a couple of great guys and Tomjackin is a lot of fun to hang out with and monger with.

I had four bad experiences on this trip, the first is it seemed that a great deal of the street chicas had a real hardened unfriendly attitude unlike in the past. Even ones that I have been within the past were unfriendly and very mercenary. I don't know if it was something about me this weekend or something that I had never noticed before but they seemed very unfriendly on this trip. The second bad experience was that I was getting bad vibes from the police. The zone is heavily policed there is a very heavy police presence in the zone and honestly in the past I always felt pretty good knowing they were around. Once when I was walking down the street I had bad timing a police officer was walking out of the store to his police car and I almost bumped into him (bad timing) I did not look at him but I could see out of the corner of my eye he had stopped and was giving me a not very friendly stare. I kept walking and did not look back but my senses were telling me that he was standing there giving me an unfriendly stare. I imagine if I had made eye contact or turned around and looked he would of stopped me and things could of gotten very bad for me. I also noticed the police shaking down a gringo in the zone, this is the first time I have ever seen this. In the past I rarely seen the police stopping anyone and when they did it was usually Mexican Nationals. Here they had a gringo up against the wall searching him taking everything out of his pockets and questioning him. My third bad experience is I was almost robbed by a Tranney. I was walking from Coahula to the alley on Nino Heroes at night when in the dark section of the street a tranney came up to me. I had both of my hands in my pockets and the tranney was trying to pull my hands out of my pockets I kept trying to push through the tranney like a linebacker trying to break through a defensive line, all of this commotion was causing a lot of the locals to stop and stare, realizing this the tranney stopped trying to rob me and let me pass. This is the first time I've ever seen tranneys in the zone and the first time I've ever been attempted to be robbed by one. My forth bad experience is that I got sick as hell on Friday night. Spent Friday hanging with Tomjackin and meeting some of his friends in Tijuana including Cachorrondo, after they left I decided to try a couple of fish tacos from the taco stand. Two hours later I found myself bowing to the porcelain thrown and spent the next two days bowing to the porcelain thrown bagging for relief. I suppose it's just a matter of time before you eat something off of one of the food carts that gets you sick, but I for one will never eat off the food carts again.

Final Thoughts:

The zone if a fucking cesspool, but I love it. Why do I keep going back even though I know there are other places in the world where for the same price I can have a girl spend the entire night with me and give me some of the best GFE I could want. Because often I can get a flight for $200 and some change. It's the only place where I can leave work on Thursday afternoon arrive there in the early afternoon (I finish work by noon on Thursday and I don't work on Fridays) spend the weekend there and then get a flight back on Sunday night and be back in time for work on Monday (I don't have to be at work on Mondays until 1. M) any other place would cost me more in airfare and I would either have to take Thursday off from work (which we really don't do) or I would have to wait and leave on Friday and then be back Sunday, (kind of a wast).

[Phordphan]

Never been there before and wondered about how to get it back into the US. I am late 30s should I get the 50mg or the 100mg?

Can I bring them back with a mexican prescription? Do I need a us prescription too? I will only bring back 50 or less so its for personal use.

Here's a link.

http://seniorhealth.about.com/cs/pre.../mexico_rx.htm

You can bring back up to about 50 without producing a prescription, if you declare them.

Another:

http://tijuana.usconsulate.gov/tijua...in_mexico.html

This one's for "controlled meds" from Mexico. You need a Mexican prescription. Viagra is not cotrolled, BTW.

[DaveSD]

Get the 100s. They are about the same price and you can cut them in half. Fifty mg is all most anyone needs.

Yeah, I'm in my 30's. The first time I popped a vitamin v, I took a whole hundred. Big mistake.

Imagine being 12-13 years old again, where you would those raging uncontrollable boners out of nowhere. No matter what you do or think of, it doesn't go away. It's just like that.

That sounds great when you're upstairs with a chica. Not so much when you're standing by the bar surrounded by meseros.

[KC Questor]

Never been there before and wondered about how to get it back into the US. I am late 30s should I get the 50mg or the 100mg?

Get the 100s. They are about the same price and you can cut them in half. Fifty mg is all most anyone needs.