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[Dreams]

Beauty, value, taste, budget is all subjective.

What I'm trying to say is that if you enjoyed yourself spending X amount of dollars within your budget and your happy with your purchase / experience then power to ya!

Personally, spending $90 all in getting laid once by an older woman is not great value in Tijuana.

Bill likes to find tall younger hotties willing to go short time sin ropa for 200-250p max. And almost all will do this unless you are totally repugnant.

Bill likes the 30p rooms by the menudo shop around Coahuila alley and a couple of 45 min to 1 hr rooms for 50/70p near Const. When he finds a chill girl who will go for the above prices and not rush.

Bill has tasted the Chinese sustenance available in zona norte and does not recommend it. It looks great, is cheap, quantity is large, but the ingredients are poor, the cooks untrained and the taste is bland and dissapointing. But maybe if you don't know Chinese food then you may like it.

Bill likes the Chinese buffet near the Palomar trolley stop in Chula V. Clean, fresh, huge and only 8 bucks lunch with drinks and dessert.

Bill likes to find a free parking spot near the border, walk the half mile to the turnstile, then walk the rest of the way knowing he just saved money for his hotel.

Bill likes the tripa, suadero and buche taco stand for 11p between the 2 Coahuilas.

If Bill is up to it, he will get 2 girls and 4 tacos for 500-600p all in. The conversion comes to $38-$46 US.

Enough about Bill, the international budget whhore mongers runner up.

. And Bill is a front running candidate for Cheap Charlie of the month.

[Joe Arturo]

Chinese food blows bigtime in Tijuana. Stick with japanese for sure. Right in front of plaza Rio is a japanese joint and also next to la torre de fundadores in a mini mall as U-turn off madero onto aguas caliente.

Do not eat Chinese food in Tijuana

Well, I'll throw in my 2 centavos.

Living here in Taipei West, I eat a lot of very good, extremely authentic Chinese food from all of the main branches of Chinese cuisine.

I suspect many of the respected members of this board wouldn't know good Chinese food if they tripped over it. Just kidding!

But, seriously, you aren't going to find good Chinese in any sort of buffet, and you sure as hell aren't going to find it in Tijuana. Unfortunately, the chicas don't know that. Going for Chinese is rather a treat to them, and seems to be a frequent request.

Yes, the Chinese in Tijuana is bland, insipid and uninspiring. It reminds me of the crap that used to pass for Chinese food in the USA when I was a little kid. However, it is different from Mexican, thus it's probably a bit "exotic" to the average bar chica.

If you want good Chinese food in Mexico you have to go to Mexicali. The original inhabitants about 107 years aho were Chinese. There is a huge Chinese influence there with over 400 Chinese resstaurants.

[Phordphan]

Well, I'll throw in my 2 centavos.

Living here in Taipei West, I eat a lot of very good, extremely authentic Chinese food from all of the main branches of Chinese cuisine.

I suspect many of the respected members of this board wouldn't know good Chinese food if they tripped over it. Just kidding!

But, seriously, you aren't going to find good Chinese in any sort of buffet, and you sure as hell aren't going to find it in Tijuana. Unfortunately, the chicas don't know that. Going for Chinese is rather a treat to them, and seems to be a frequent request.

Yes, the Chinese in Tijuana is bland, insipid and uninspiring. It reminds me of the crap that used to pass for Chinese food in the USA when I was a little kid. However, it is different from Mexican, thus it's probably a bit "exotic" to the average bar chica.

[Keg]

You start out your report praising all the members who helped you do your homework, so that you first visit to Tijuana was a successful one. You then have a chance to give back to the forum, and act like your information is top secret. Only "qualified members" who have to PM and."ask nicely".

Hm, how is someone going to find their way to the zone and get a older chica to give all services covered w / o your help? I guess I'll just have to settle for a young hottie next time. I'm surprised to shared your taco information on the public board. What if we all go there, eat all their tacos, and there are none left for you when you go there next time? Should have kept that one to yourself.

LMAO. Nicely.

[Sgt Perv]

Beauty, value, taste, budget is all subjective.

What I'm trying to say is that if you enjoyed yourself spending X amount of dollars within your budget and your happy with your purchase / experience then power to ya!

Personally, spending $90 all in getting laid once by an older woman is not great value in Tijuana.

Bill likes to find tall younger hotties willing to go short time sin ropa for 200-250p max. And almost all will do this unless you are totally repugnant.

Bill likes the 30p rooms by the menudo shop around Coahuila alley and a couple of 45 min to 1 hr rooms for 50/70p near Const. When he finds a chill girl who will go for the above prices and not rush.

Bill has tasted the Chinese sustenance available in zona norte and does not recommend it. It looks great, is cheap, quantity is large, but the ingredients are poor, the cooks untrained and the taste is bland and dissapointing. But maybe if you don't know Chinese food then you may like it.

Bill likes the Chinese buffet near the Palomar trolley stop in Chula V. Clean, fresh, huge and only 8 bucks lunch with drinks and dessert.

Bill likes to find a free parking spot near the border, walk the half mile to the turnstile, then walk the rest of the way knowing he just saved money for his hotel.

Bill likes the tripa, suadero and buche taco stand for 11p between the 2 Coahuilas.

If Bill is up to it, he will get 2 girls and 4 tacos for 500-600p all in. The conversion comes to $38-$46 US.

Enough about Bill, the international budget whhore mongers runner up.

Talking in third person is so passe.

[Bill]

Beauty, value, taste, budget is all subjective.

What I'm trying to say is that if you enjoyed yourself spending X amount of dollars within your budget and your happy with your purchase / experience then power to ya!

Personally, spending $90 all in getting laid once by an older woman is not great value in Tijuana.

Bill likes to find tall younger hotties willing to go short time sin ropa for 200-250p max. And almost all will do this unless you are totally repugnant.

Bill likes the 30p rooms by the menudo shop around Coahuila alley and a couple of 45 min to 1 hr rooms for 50/70p near Const. when he finds a chill girl who will go for the above prices and not rush.

Bill has tasted the Chinese sustenance available in zona norte and does not recommend it. It looks great, is cheap, quantity is large, but the ingredients are poor, the cooks untrained and the taste is bland and dissapointing. But maybe if you don't know Chinese food then you may like it.

Bill likes the Chinese buffet near the Palomar trolley stop in Chula V. Clean, fresh, huge and only 8 bucks lunch with drinks and dessert.

Bill likes to find a free parking spot near the border, walk the half mile to the turnstile, then walk the rest of the way knowing he just saved money for his hotel.

Bill likes the tripa, suadero and buche taco stand for 11p between the 2 Coahuilas.

If Bill is up to it, he will get 2 girls and 4 tacos for 500-600p all in. The conversion comes to $38-$46 US.

Enough about Bill, the international budget whhore mongers runner up.

[Ath Trainer]

OK, first a big 'thank you' to all my fellow punters who've trolled Tijuana for years and gave such good, detailed info here. Too numerous to mention by name, but you know who you are. Mil Gracias! And I hope you find this FR, looking at your backyard through a new set of eyes, enjoyable if nothing else.

Knowing for some time I was going to get the opportunity to cross the border for some fun, I've been RTFF like a MFer who's life depended on it. But hey, the deep research is half the fun, right? I memorized the recent map found in this forum (thanks again, to its author) but committed it to memory as I didn't want to look the total noob, walking around with it in hand! It turned out quite useful to get well oriented, and saved me a lot of time, which was at a premium today.

So anyway, on to the details. I parked behind the Jack-in-the Box, $5, what a deal, then headed over the bridge. Caught a taxi for $4 then hit La Zona right at about noon. I cruised around a bit, getting my bearings and admiring the many street putas. I was pleasantly surprised to see so many, of every shape and description, and all so early on a Monday.

But of course I didn't partake of just anything I saw as I was bound and determined to start at the top, the 'Honkers'. Story made short, I chatted up a talll Sonoran from Obregon for about an hour (my conversational Spanish is passable) then went 'ariba' for a test spin. Everything was covered, that's OK, but to my surprise I got permiso for a nice little cruise to the Greek Isles, no upgrade discussion necessary. My tour guide to the pleasures of Tijuana said she was a 36 yo MILF but damn if she didn't look 25 maximum to me. Hell, I was STILL old enough to be el padre to this Chica! She wasn't necessarily the absolutely most drop-dead cutie in the place, but she was more than FINE for me. And as much a real GFE experience as I suspect I'm going to get in Tijuana. I don't want to give her name out here, but I will give more details to a qualified member via PM if you want a name and physical description and ask nicely!

For tactical reasons I can only 'play' during the day, so rounded out my stay with some great tacos in the little restaurant to the left as you exit HK at the corner. It came highly recommended by my Chica, and she was dead-on.

Less than 30 minute wait at the border, and back in my car by 4:00. Total damage, food, beer and all, about $90. Not too bad for a fun afternoon, and I'm definitely going back tomorrow. PM if you want to join me, but sorry it's a daytime romp only, I'm afraid.

Thanks again, Fellas, and mañana, dia dos!

- Rippa

You start out your report praising all the members who helped you do your homework, so that you first visit to Tijuana was a successful one. You then have a chance to give back to the forum, and act like your information is top secret. Only "qualified members" who have to PM and."ask nicely".

Hm, how is someone going to find their way to the zone and get a older chica to give all services covered w / o your help? I guess I'll just have to settle for a young hottie next time. I'm surprised to shared your taco information on the public board. What if we all go there, eat all their tacos, and there are none left for you when you go there next time? Should have kept that one to yourself.

[Monolith]

I'm going to meet up with one of my regulars out side of her work for dinner, are there any good asian restaurants in Tijuana? Chinese, thai, korean, janapense whichever. Any recomendations would be nice.

Chinese: Chan's.

Japanese: Komasa.

I haven't found any Thai or Korean eateries in Tijuana.

[Rippa]

OK, first a big 'thank you' to all my fellow punters who've trolled Tijuana for years and gave such good, detailed info here. Too numerous to mention by name, but you know who you are. Mil Gracias! And I hope you find this FR, looking at your backyard through a new set of eyes, enjoyable if nothing else.

Knowing for some time I was going to get the opportunity to cross the border for some fun, I've been RTFF like a MFer who's life depended on it. But hey, the deep research is half the fun, right? I memorized the recent map found in this forum (thanks again, to its author) but committed it to memory as I didn't want to look the total noob, walking around with it in hand! It turned out quite useful to get well oriented, and saved me a lot of time, which was at a premium today.

So anyway, on to the details. I parked behind the Jack-in-the Box, $5, what a deal, then headed over the bridge. Caught a taxi for $4 then hit La Zona right at about noon. I cruised around a bit, getting my bearings and admiring the many street putas. I was pleasantly surprised to see so many, of every shape and description, and all so early on a Monday.

But of course I didn't partake of just anything I saw as I was bound and determined to start at the top, the 'Honkers'. Story made short, I chatted up a talll Sonoran from Obregon for about an hour (my conversational Spanish is passable) then went 'ariba' for a test spin. Everything was covered, that's OK, but to my surprise I got permiso for a nice little cruise to the Greek Isles, no upgrade discussion necessary. My tour guide to the pleasures of Tijuana said she was a 36 yo MILF but damn if she didn't look 25 maximum to me. Hell, I was STILL old enough to be el padre to this Chica! She wasn't necessarily the absolutely most drop-dead cutie in the place, but she was more than FINE for me. And as much a real GFE experience as I suspect I'm going to get in Tijuana. I don't want to give her name out here, but I will give more details to a qualified member via PM if you want a name and physical description and ask nicely!

For tactical reasons I can only 'play' during the day, so rounded out my stay with some great tacos in the little restaurant to the left as you exit HK at the corner. It came highly recommended by my Chica, and she was dead-on.

Less than 30 minute wait at the border, and back in my car by 4:00. Total damage, food, beer and all, about $90. Not too bad for a fun afternoon, and I'm definitely going back tomorrow. PM if you want to join me, but sorry it's a daytime romp only, I'm afraid.

Thanks again, Fellas, and mañana, dia dos!

- Rippa

[TomJackin]

LOL, she just told me she wants Chinese? Anyone know a decent place?

Check out this link:

http://www.mybajaguide.com/eng/desti...1&id_cuisine=4

I heard a couple of good comments about Dragon Bazar.

[Sock111]

Chinese food blows bigtime in Tijuana. Stick with japanese for sure. Right in front of plaza Rio is a japanese joint and also next to la torre de fundadores in a mini mall as U-turn off madero onto aguas caliente.

Do not eat Chinese food in Tijuana

LOL, she just told me she wants Chinese? Anyone know a decent place?

[Mr Enternational]

I went through Tijuana again yesterday. I hit the pregnant chick again. 200 for her and 60 for the room. She said that she will only be there one more week then she will be gone to have the baby, but would return next year. After that I hit some other broad for 200 and 50 for the room. At the border the line from the cheese grater back was at least 1/4 mile long down the street and around the corner. I have never seen it that long before. Thank the govt for Global Entry / Sentry. I walked passed everyone and when I got to the front I went directly to the next available person, Agent Nguyen.

[Sound7]

Re: "Versu's Massage Club"

I see it is posted $30 USD for 1:20 minute massage with four hands and second free massage. This place is near Plaza Rio the next circle and in the same street the famous eatery.

Does anyone know "Versu's Massage Club"?

[Artisttyp]

I'm going to meet up with one of my regulars out side of her work for dinner, are there any good asian restaurants in Tijuana? Chinese, thai, korean, janapense whichever. Any recomendations would be nice.

Chinese food blows bigtime in Tijuana. Stick with japanese for sure. Right in front of plaza Rio is a japanese joint and also next to la torre de fundadores in a mini mall as U-turn off madero onto aguas caliente.

Do not eat Chinese food in Tijuana

[Guitarrefreak]

China has been fucking awesome, but I will save my report for that forum, let's just say, sometimes it is best to monger without having chicks falling in love with you.

I am itching to get back to Tijuana as soon as I return on Wednesday