General Reports

[MadisonGuy]

Anyway it was going on midnight and I had to get out of there. I walked her to her car I got in to hug her good bye and the next thing you know she has my dick out and she is begging for leche. It took almost 2 hours of BBBJ and HJ to finish, but she was a trooper. That alcohol has a weird effect on sex, normally I'am a 2 minute kind of guy. Anyways I caught a taxi to the border around 2:15. No wait at the border and I made it home by 4:30 not exactly what I planned. On my way home I checked my pockets to make sure there were no clues on my whereabouts, and I found several of those fichia tickets, I hope they don't expire.

I'd be careful Hugo, it sounds like you screwed in her car. This is one of those situations where what you're doing isn't that bad in the US and not in Mexico either but if you got caught you're pretty much screwed and will have to cough up whatever they think you can afford. I got wasted and pissed on the side of the road in Rosarito but knew it was a dumb move. I don't know that any guy could say no to what you did though but it's still good to realize the possible outcome.

[MadisonGuy]

Their rates vary by length of time and the existence of any promotions. An individual's rates will vary, so I didn't quote their standard but instead threw out their web address so guys could check it out themselves.

And to be completely honest, $150, plus the car motel of about $30 plus taxi of $15 it comes out to about $200. The three hour or overnight specials are much better deals, IMHO.

In my few times using them, the service is true GFE (BBBJ, DFK, etc.) , it's just a matter of shopping the site and finding one that you think is hot.

Some sites pictures are not exactly accurate and it's not always going to be GFE but more likely than say Hong Kong. I really enjoy it for morning wake up calls.

[Sgt Perv]

Never ever accept. A drink that was not opened in front of you! Do not be shy / foolish, they know better, it is not culture but scam.

[Mr Enternational]

i went to adelitas to see the fine ass women there. and they were fucking sexy. i ordered a xx which was $3.25. again i only have pesos. so he said 40 pesos. i couldn't think fast enough to determine whether i was getting ripped off or not. but when i tasted that beer i felt that i had been ripped off. it was cold, however that didn't taste like any xx that i have ever had. and when i drink beer, that is the beer i drink. it tasted like someone had filled the bottle 1/4 with beer and the other 3/4 with water and the bottle did look somewhat weathered. can anyone comment on this?

please watch those bartenders carefully. this happened thursday afternoon and i have been very sick since early friday morning. i have not eaten anything but 2 cans of soup, a banana, and a grapefruit since. i have been shitting at least once per hour. i have lost 13 pounds in 3 days. the guy must have added tap water to somebody else's unfinished beer. if i am ever around that way again i will be opening my own bottles from now on.

[HelpRules]

Zing,

You just posted the all time butterface on another forum. I can't think of one that would top that girl. Also, why do you guys walk. Just pay the 3 bucks. Quit being so cheap. Is it worth the risk of some desperate mexican that has nothing to lose robbing you. All it takes is one time and one suicidal mexican.

[Artisttyp]

Today I woke up early because I've had a nasty chest cold this week and I wasnt drinking. I decided to check out the Sunday Brunch buffet at the Camino Real Hotel and MAN am I glad I did. This hotel is located across the street from Plaza Rio at the very end of the plaza. There are 2 Sanborns in Plaza Rio. This hotel is located behind the sanborns next to cineopolis (movie theater). Somebody had mentioned this buffet to me on my last trip.

There was :

Sushi Bar.

Eggs / Omlettes made to order.

Crepes made to order.

Clams.

Cakes.

The list goes on and on. It was set up vegas style for $17. 90 drinks included.

Buffet goes from morning until 5pm. I got there at 9am due to the time change that I knew nothing about.

I ate :

Waffles

Pancakes.

Omlette.

Bacon.

Sausage.

Fruit.

Sushi.

Chicken in red sauce.

Steamed cactus.

Grilled zuccini.

Herbal Tea.

Orange Juice.

They even had some guy chiming away on a cheap casio keyboard and a lounge singer with the reverb cranked up. I absolutely loved this place. This would be an EXCELLENT place for a breakfast date with that special TLN that will not brake your bank.

I rolled out of there extremely happy. If you are up on a Sunday morning this is NOT to be missed.

The peso has been at 12. 83 lately WTF? I've noticed that during the week things get better. Does anyone else notice this?

Also kudos to Tom Jackin for turning me onto the ceasar restaurant. This is by far the snazziest place on revolucion. The food is just as good as cien anos. My meals haven't come out to be more than $25. Such a deal.

[Misteroc]

If you're going to recommend them, you might as well mention their rates. $150 an hour plus taxi fare for the chica.

Their rates vary by length of time and the existence of any promotions. An individual's rates will vary, so I didn't quote their standard but instead threw out their web address so guys could check it out themselves.

And to be completely honest, $150, plus the car motel of about $30 plus taxi of $15 it comes out to about $200. The three hour or overnight specials are much better deals, IMHO.

In my few times using them, the service is true GFE (BBBJ, DFK, etc.) , it's just a matter of shopping the site and finding one that you think is hot.

[Reinaldo]

I just got an e mail about a Haloween party at the Bar Tropical I was thinking about making a quick trip down for the party. Anyone ever attend a Haloween event in the zona and is it any fun? I don't really have a costume so I guess I will just go as an ugly gringo.

Since you didn't mention it in your post, I assumed it was to be on the 31st but that turned out not to be the case. I wonder why they had it on Thurs nite the 27th?

[Reinaldo]

I don't have any skin in this game, just experience to swap. If you're thinking of going escort, and haven't tried them yet, I've used MLB a few times and been very happy with the arrangements and customer service : both inside and outside the room. Mexico Lindo Bar Dot Com.

If you're going to recommend them, you might as well mention their rates. $150 an hour plus taxi fare for the chica.

[Baxter Slade]

I headed down Thursday to check out the Halowwen Paarty. I have become used to staying overnight. But this time I couldn't stay overnight and I figured as long as I leave by 9 or 10 I could get home at a resonable hour. I parked at the motel by Jacks sign said only 4 dollars for 8 hours.

I crossed into Tijuana around 4 pm I thought about walking to the Zona but since I have been hearing more and more about the police going back to there old ways. I jumped in a econo cab for the 3 dollar ride to the zona. The only problem I have ever had with the police was on that bridge you take on the walk from the border to Rev.

I decided to stick my head in a few places since the party didn't start until 6. As I walked by Playboy Bar a barker grabbed me trying to get me in there, I said no way dude the word is out this joint is a rip off. I did stop in La Gloria, good place to go for cheap beer however not much to look at as far as chicas. Next hit up Adelita's Las Chaveles and Hong Kong. All three places seemed less crowded than usual. At 6 I headed over to meet up with GF / BG at the Trop.

I always try to slip into the bar without being seen by my GF so I can scope things out. It didn't work, but I figured out why. It's those rat waiters I guess once they recognize you hanging with a certain girl when they see you they go tell the girl. So I found a table and had some drinks. As far as Haloween I guess other than some decorations it was just like any night in the Zona. Many ladies in sexy costumes. After a few rounds I pulled out my $10 dollar drink coupon. Probably not a good idea I guess if you use the coupon it goes towards a large bucket of beer. I was already wasted and now I had 10 more beers in front of me. Then the waiter said something to me not sure what he said but I must of said yea, then he brings a bucket of Fichia drinks for 35 dollars. I guess I won't be bringing the coupon again. I was watching the world series game I had put in a bet on Texas it was quite a game it was the ninth inning and Texas went up by 2 runs and she decided it was time to go.

Next stop was New York bar, I had never been there before it did seem like a pretty nice place very few people there, but they did have some strippers dancing that looked pretty good. They couldn't find the baseball game on tv and about an hour later they found the score Texas lost what the fuck happened I thought it was in the bag.

Anyway it was going on midnight and I had to get out of there. I walked her to her car I got in to hug her good bye and the next thing you know she has my dick out and she is begging for leche. It took almost 2 hours of BBBJ and HJ to finish, but she was a trooper. That alcohol has a weird effect on sex, normally I'am a 2 minute kind of guy. Anyways I caught a taxi to the border around 2:15. No wait at the border and I made it home by 4:30 not exactly what I planned. On my way home I checked my pockets to make sure there were no clues on my whereabouts, and I found several of those fichia tickets, I hope they don't expire.

[Misteroc]

I'm almost thinking of hitting up sexytj for an escort.

I don't have any skin in this game, just experience to swap. If you're thinking of going escort, and haven't tried them yet, I've used MLB a few times and been very happy with the arrangements and customer service : both inside and outside the room. Mexico Lindo Bar Dot Com.

[Elregar]

Hey all,

I'm sorry this isn't a trip report but I didn't see anywhere to post this. I'm headed to San Diego next month and was going to plan on spending a few hours with a chica at La Premier. Does anyone know if they have NFL games on the tv in the rooms? I plan on an all day affair and would like to be able to chill out and watch some football while recovering. Any info is greatly appreciated.

Thanks

[Atticusct]

So it's my first time in Tijuana and staying at the Ticuan. Going with someone who knows the lay of the land and with the knowledge I obtained from the board. Visited all the clubs but couldn't find one better than HK. Adelitas is more my style (laid back) , but HK has EVERYTHING I wanted from Sexy Librarian to Porn Star!

Stopped by the Black Swan last night for a few drinks. Got the guy to start talking about 40 for the house instead of 60 to take the girl across the street. I'm almost thinking of hitting up sexytj for an escort. HK was no steal but certainly was EVERYTHING I wanted. But we'll see how it turns out.

I'll write more when I get back to a real keyboard. Any recommendations for my stay? Bouncing on Sunday. PM me on the usasexguide if you want to meet.

[Ninguno Especial]

Trip report 10/21 23.

The photos below are of Adriana's.

Nice photos, she is obviously not camera shy. Nice large full naturals look fun to play with.

Thanks for posting.

[TomJackin]

I told him,"NOTHING. JUST FUCKIN' THEM HOES." He didn't bat an eyelid. He just said,"Okay. Go on."

My goodness Mr. E, you sure have a way with words. Great trip report! I will try to hunt down the prego tomorrow. If I don't see you on your next trip in Tijuana, I will surely see you in Patts in December.