General Reports

[Mr Enternational]

i went to adelitas to see the fine ass women there. and they were fucking sexy. i ordered a xx which was $3.25. again i only have pesos. so he said 40 pesos. i couldn't think fast enough to determine whether i was getting ripped off or not. but when i tasted that beer i felt that i had been ripped off. it was cold, however that didn't taste like any xx that i have ever had. and when i drink beer, that is the beer i drink. it tasted like someone had filled the bottle 1/4 with beer and the other 3/4 with water and the bottle did look somewhat weathered. can anyone comment on this?

please watch those bartenders carefully. this happened thursday afternoon and i have been very sick since early friday morning. i have not eaten anything but 2 cans of soup, a banana, and a grapefruit since. i have been shitting at least once per hour. i have lost 13 pounds in 3 days. the guy must have added tap water to somebody else's unfinished beer. if i am ever around that way again i will be opening my own bottles from now on.

[HelpRules]

Zing,

You just posted the all time butterface on another forum. I can't think of one that would top that girl. Also, why do you guys walk. Just pay the 3 bucks. Quit being so cheap. Is it worth the risk of some desperate mexican that has nothing to lose robbing you. All it takes is one time and one suicidal mexican.

[Artisttyp]

Today I woke up early because I've had a nasty chest cold this week and I wasnt drinking. I decided to check out the Sunday Brunch buffet at the Camino Real Hotel and MAN am I glad I did. This hotel is located across the street from Plaza Rio at the very end of the plaza. There are 2 Sanborns in Plaza Rio. This hotel is located behind the sanborns next to cineopolis (movie theater). Somebody had mentioned this buffet to me on my last trip.

There was :

Sushi Bar.

Eggs / Omlettes made to order.

Crepes made to order.

Clams.

Cakes.

The list goes on and on. It was set up vegas style for $17. 90 drinks included.

Buffet goes from morning until 5pm. I got there at 9am due to the time change that I knew nothing about.

I ate :

Waffles

Pancakes.

Omlette.

Bacon.

Sausage.

Fruit.

Sushi.

Chicken in red sauce.

Steamed cactus.

Grilled zuccini.

Herbal Tea.

Orange Juice.

They even had some guy chiming away on a cheap casio keyboard and a lounge singer with the reverb cranked up. I absolutely loved this place. This would be an EXCELLENT place for a breakfast date with that special TLN that will not brake your bank.

I rolled out of there extremely happy. If you are up on a Sunday morning this is NOT to be missed.

The peso has been at 12. 83 lately WTF? I've noticed that during the week things get better. Does anyone else notice this?

Also kudos to Tom Jackin for turning me onto the ceasar restaurant. This is by far the snazziest place on revolucion. The food is just as good as cien anos. My meals haven't come out to be more than $25. Such a deal.

[Misteroc]

If you're going to recommend them, you might as well mention their rates. $150 an hour plus taxi fare for the chica.

Their rates vary by length of time and the existence of any promotions. An individual's rates will vary, so I didn't quote their standard but instead threw out their web address so guys could check it out themselves.

And to be completely honest, $150, plus the car motel of about $30 plus taxi of $15 it comes out to about $200. The three hour or overnight specials are much better deals, IMHO.

In my few times using them, the service is true GFE (BBBJ, DFK, etc.) , it's just a matter of shopping the site and finding one that you think is hot.

[Reinaldo]

I just got an e mail about a Haloween party at the Bar Tropical I was thinking about making a quick trip down for the party. Anyone ever attend a Haloween event in the zona and is it any fun? I don't really have a costume so I guess I will just go as an ugly gringo.

Since you didn't mention it in your post, I assumed it was to be on the 31st but that turned out not to be the case. I wonder why they had it on Thurs nite the 27th?

[Reinaldo]

I don't have any skin in this game, just experience to swap. If you're thinking of going escort, and haven't tried them yet, I've used MLB a few times and been very happy with the arrangements and customer service : both inside and outside the room. Mexico Lindo Bar Dot Com.

If you're going to recommend them, you might as well mention their rates. $150 an hour plus taxi fare for the chica.

[Baxter Slade]

I headed down Thursday to check out the Halowwen Paarty. I have become used to staying overnight. But this time I couldn't stay overnight and I figured as long as I leave by 9 or 10 I could get home at a resonable hour. I parked at the motel by Jacks sign said only 4 dollars for 8 hours.

I crossed into Tijuana around 4 pm I thought about walking to the Zona but since I have been hearing more and more about the police going back to there old ways. I jumped in a econo cab for the 3 dollar ride to the zona. The only problem I have ever had with the police was on that bridge you take on the walk from the border to Rev.

I decided to stick my head in a few places since the party didn't start until 6. As I walked by Playboy Bar a barker grabbed me trying to get me in there, I said no way dude the word is out this joint is a rip off. I did stop in La Gloria, good place to go for cheap beer however not much to look at as far as chicas. Next hit up Adelita's Las Chaveles and Hong Kong. All three places seemed less crowded than usual. At 6 I headed over to meet up with GF / BG at the Trop.

I always try to slip into the bar without being seen by my GF so I can scope things out. It didn't work, but I figured out why. It's those rat waiters I guess once they recognize you hanging with a certain girl when they see you they go tell the girl. So I found a table and had some drinks. As far as Haloween I guess other than some decorations it was just like any night in the Zona. Many ladies in sexy costumes. After a few rounds I pulled out my $10 dollar drink coupon. Probably not a good idea I guess if you use the coupon it goes towards a large bucket of beer. I was already wasted and now I had 10 more beers in front of me. Then the waiter said something to me not sure what he said but I must of said yea, then he brings a bucket of Fichia drinks for 35 dollars. I guess I won't be bringing the coupon again. I was watching the world series game I had put in a bet on Texas it was quite a game it was the ninth inning and Texas went up by 2 runs and she decided it was time to go.

Next stop was New York bar, I had never been there before it did seem like a pretty nice place very few people there, but they did have some strippers dancing that looked pretty good. They couldn't find the baseball game on tv and about an hour later they found the score Texas lost what the fuck happened I thought it was in the bag.

Anyway it was going on midnight and I had to get out of there. I walked her to her car I got in to hug her good bye and the next thing you know she has my dick out and she is begging for leche. It took almost 2 hours of BBBJ and HJ to finish, but she was a trooper. That alcohol has a weird effect on sex, normally I'am a 2 minute kind of guy. Anyways I caught a taxi to the border around 2:15. No wait at the border and I made it home by 4:30 not exactly what I planned. On my way home I checked my pockets to make sure there were no clues on my whereabouts, and I found several of those fichia tickets, I hope they don't expire.

[Misteroc]

I'm almost thinking of hitting up sexytj for an escort.

I don't have any skin in this game, just experience to swap. If you're thinking of going escort, and haven't tried them yet, I've used MLB a few times and been very happy with the arrangements and customer service : both inside and outside the room. Mexico Lindo Bar Dot Com.

[Elregar]

Hey all,

I'm sorry this isn't a trip report but I didn't see anywhere to post this. I'm headed to San Diego next month and was going to plan on spending a few hours with a chica at La Premier. Does anyone know if they have NFL games on the tv in the rooms? I plan on an all day affair and would like to be able to chill out and watch some football while recovering. Any info is greatly appreciated.

Thanks

[Atticusct]

So it's my first time in Tijuana and staying at the Ticuan. Going with someone who knows the lay of the land and with the knowledge I obtained from the board. Visited all the clubs but couldn't find one better than HK. Adelitas is more my style (laid back) , but HK has EVERYTHING I wanted from Sexy Librarian to Porn Star!

Stopped by the Black Swan last night for a few drinks. Got the guy to start talking about 40 for the house instead of 60 to take the girl across the street. I'm almost thinking of hitting up sexytj for an escort. HK was no steal but certainly was EVERYTHING I wanted. But we'll see how it turns out.

I'll write more when I get back to a real keyboard. Any recommendations for my stay? Bouncing on Sunday. PM me on the usasexguide if you want to meet.

[Ninguno Especial]

Trip report 10/21 23.

The photos below are of Adriana's.

Nice photos, she is obviously not camera shy. Nice large full naturals look fun to play with.

Thanks for posting.

[TomJackin]

I told him,"NOTHING. JUST FUCKIN' THEM HOES." He didn't bat an eyelid. He just said,"Okay. Go on."

My goodness Mr. E, you sure have a way with words. Great trip report! I will try to hunt down the prego tomorrow. If I don't see you on your next trip in Tijuana, I will surely see you in Patts in December.

[Member #4533]

Do the girls at Adelitas give GFE? How does their service compare to the SWs? Of course I am aware that they look a hell of a lot better than the SWs. I always go inside of Adelitas to relax between sessions with the SWs.

Try Nicky in Adelitas for GFE. She works 2 PM to 10 PM.

[Mr Enternational]

I took the trolley to Tijuana at 1:33pm today. When I crossed the border the place where I always change money said be back in 5 minutes. So I ate a taco for 15 pesos. I exchanged $55 at a rate of 12.735 and got 700.42 pesos. Now the best exchange rate I saw today was at the place right next to McDonald's when you get off the trolley. Their rate was 12.919, so I will be using them from now on.

I walked to past the arch and made a right on Constitucion looking for my first victim. I found her and the price was right. 150 pesos + 50 for the room. And for the umpteenth time they will first quote in dollars. She said $15 and $5 for the room. But I always say I only have pesos, so she gave me the reduced peso rate. But before going to the room we made an agreement on services. There was to be all clothes off, BJ (CBJ or BBBJ was unspecified) .3 positions, and I could suck her chi chis. We went into the Iris hotel I think it was. There was a sign saying something about 15 minutes. When we got into the room as usual I get the "your dick is very big" bullshit. She gives me BBBJ but stopped every 3 cycles to wipe my dick off with the baby wipe. I got tired of that and told her let's just fuck. We started in mish. Her body was there but her mind wasn't. I told her that she was not a very good actress. She said it was just her job. I explained to her that she could make much more money if she even remotely acted like she was interested and made some ohhh ahhh sounds. Went to position 2 with her on top. She pretty much sucked with that too. So I opted to position 3, doggy style. I hit it for a while like that, but I wanted to suck and play with her tits some more so I tried to go back to position 1. She is going to try to tell me some shit that I can only do each position one time. Bullshit, get flat on your back! I glanced at my watch every now and then to see where I was in reference to 15 minutes and how it would play out. I decided to cum at the 15 minute mark. I made her clean me up with baby wipes, then I cleaned myself up better. I gave her the 150 pesos and she left. I got dressed and went to find food.

I had carne asada, rice, and beans for 35 pesos at a joint on the corner of Ninos Heroes and Articulo 123. I went to Adelitas to see the fine ass women there. And they were fucking sexy. I ordered a XX which was $3.25. Again I only have pesos. So he said 40 pesos. I couldn't think fast enough to determine whether I was getting ripped off or not. But when I tasted that beer I felt that I had been ripped off. It was cold, however that didn't taste like any XX that I have ever had. And when I drink beer, that is the beer I drink. It tasted like someone had filled the bottle 1/4 with beer and the other 3/4 with water and the bottle did look somewhat weathered. Can anyone comment on this?

Back to the girls. There was one shaped like Betty Boop. I told her that she had to have done surgery because there is no way her body was real. She promised me it was real. She said her name was Yennifer and she was from Colon, Panama. I have never taken a girl from there. I just like to go in and look. When they come over to me and ask me to buy them a drink or go to the room I like to talk shit to them. I tell them that I am not their boyfriend. Then while we are touching and grabbing on each other I tell them I eat ass. Then when I tire of them I just tell them that I want to fuck them in the ass and that always gets rid of them. By the way those high ass shoes that they wear really turn me off. I explained to many girls that I would not take them on that count alone. The Panamanian explained to me that the shoes were for work and they were very uncomfortable. Well why do you fucking wear them then!

I went outside and stood on the corner. Some chick approached me saying she was from San Diego and she wanted to go fuck for an hour for $60. I laughed at her. Then I went to eat tacos at the big girl's place on the corner of Constitucion and the Alley. Two carne asada tacos and 1 horchata. 35 pesos. I walked around surveying the land and debating whether I wanted another session or not. A guy approached me and took me into some bullshit club on Ninos Heroes where the girls had sprayed a multitude of cans of foam on each other and were dancing or what the fuck ever on the stage. He kept trying to put old wenches on me. I told him that I wanted to marry the girl behind the bar. I had never let him know that I speak Spanish. But he was telling the girl everything that I said, but she said she would not marry me. I left out of there to continue my search.

I went around the circuit one more time thinking I should just head back to the border. Just when I was drawing my arm back to throw in the towel I saw her! A pregnant chica on Constitucion opposite the Alley. And I love fucking pregnant chicas. She wanted 200 for her and 60 for the room. I had already separated my money. I had 200 in my small pocket and a 50 in the main pocket. I showed her that was all I had so 190 for her and 60 for the room. She wouldn't go for it though, so I remembered the coins I had in my pocket. I pulled out 10 pesos and we were off! This was no doubt the best session that I have ever had with a Tijuana SW. Pure cooperation, no complaining. And it appeared that she was even getting off when I had her in doggy. Excellent sport. She said the father of her soon to be born child died in an accident. She told me her name was Kenia, but I kept calling her Pe-Kenia. She had her name on her purse so when we finished up I took my pen and acted like I was going to write Pe in front of the Kenia. And she wasn't trying to stop me. I told her that I would definitely see her again. I really wanted to give this girl a tip because she made my day. So when I saw her outside I slid a Twix bar into her pocket and I was on my way.

I was still full as a tick, but I saw the hot dog man in front of 7-11 so I had to get one. 15 pesos. I continued to the border until right before Club XS. There was a lady with two small children selling gum and cigarettes. I don't smoke but after the session I just had I bought a loosey from the little girl. It was 3.50 pesos. I gave her 4 pesos and she gave it to her mom. I had a small unopened bottle of water in my hand and the little girl asked for it. I gave it to her. Then I had to remind her mother about my .50 pesos change. She reluctantly gave it to me and I gave it to the other little girl. Then I reached in my bag and gave her a water as well. Then I gave them the rest of the candy bars I had and they were very happy. MrEnternational loves the kids.

I almost made it to the border when I saw the churro man. Dammit all to hell. I must have gained 8 pounds today. I asked him how much and he said 13 pesos. I told him to give me 10 pesos worth then because that is all I had. He filled the bag up and I ate them on my way to the line. Since I have the Global Entry Card I was able to go to the Sentry line. Actually there wasn't really a line since I was the only one there. I just went ahead of the people who were actually waiting in the regular line. I handed the Immigration guy my card and he scanned it. This was the moment I had been planning for all day. He asked me what I was doing in Mexico. I told him,"NOTHING. JUST FUCKIN' THEM HOES." He didn't bat an eyelid. He just said,"Okay. Go on." The time was 6:59pm and I had 100 pesos left.

[Mr Enternational]

went over to Adelitas. Had a couple of drinks, walked around. Everything was fancy, glittering, but did not find any girls I wanted to take upstairs. Stayed there for an hour or so and then went out. Again started walking the streets and found a girl near the same hotel as the first time.

Do the girls at Adelitas give GFE? How does their service compare to the SWs? Of course I am aware that they look a hell of a lot better than the SWs. I always go inside of Adelitas to relax between sessions with the SWs.