General Reports

[TomJackin]

i've had a girl out of del rey rip up a $100 bill and throw it in my face trying to tell me she likes me and doesn't want the money.

you got me there. after spending 27 years in the navy, with 5 of those years stationed in sea, i thought i heard all the best stories; guess not. if you had a working girl out of del rey rip up a $100 bill and throw it in your face trying to tell you she likes you and doesn't want the money, what can i say; speechless.

[MadisonGuy]

Dude, don't you get it? They all see dollars! When I walked in the Del Ray in CR, the girls were yanking on my cock like it was a handle on a slot machine. It is really no different anywhere you go. Face it, you have ATM stamped on your forehead in any of these places! No need to compare place to place, because it doesn't matter in the long run.

Tom I think you're wrong. Obviously in general they're like that but some more than others. I've had a girl out of Del Rey rip up a $100 bill and throw it in my face trying to tell me she likes me and doesn't want the money. I've had multiple freebies out of Del Rey and they were all ticas. I think it may even be possible in Tijuana but I wasn't there long enough to find out.

But for sure of all cultures Colombians are in general the worse. Even if they are non working they are into money more than any other culture. It does matter a lot where you go, culture, american population, all these things make a difference. And hookers do have boyfriends who don't pay for shit so I don't find it so hard to believe that some of them would consider dating a client. Just like strippers in the US it is possible, might be improbable but still very possible.

[Dave_Far]

Does anyone recommend a specific pharmacy to buy Viagara / Cialis / Levitra or are they all the same (as in pharmacies)? The only prior post I found was from 4 years ago and wasn't specific.

I haven't used any before as I haven't needed but I was told they lead to better sex. I've read about them but are there any major differences for recreational use? One better than the others?

[Dreams]

Yes, as long as it is not fishy.

What about meaty lips?

[TomJackin]

after i got a couple of tacos from the best stand in mexico (according to big john) , some dude approached me and was trying to promote the newly remolded el dulce club. he told me that there was 2 beers for $3, plus a tequila shot. i told him that i didn't drink beer, but i did drink screwdrivers; he said no problem. first off, i guess the bar is owned by the same owner as hk, who apparently owns half of the world, or at least tijuana. went in the club, and was impressed. some serious money went into this place. it was early, about 3 pm, so only 7-8 girls were in the place, a couple of hotties, and the others just ok. the place is narrow, but deep.

the guy brings my drink and shot and tells me $6, and my response was, wtf? he said that mixed drinks were $6, but the beer was $3. i said that he should have told me that information before hand, instead of saying on problem outside. and the tequila shot was nothing more than 5-6 drops of the cheapest stuff. either way, i then got distracted by the dancer on the pole platform and my blood pressure returned to normal.

the street girls were abundant! i never seen so many, they were almost double stacked. and this was in the early evening. it was definitely a renter's market in and around the alley.

las chavelas. i walked by at around 6:30 and heard regular dance music, so i ducked in there to check out want was going on. believe it or not, they had 6 topless women dancing on the bar, and they were all wearing tiny panties. after a few songs, the show was over, and they broke into two sets of 3s and walked around to get tips. then some woman sang a couple of songs, and then she walked around getting tips.

hk. slow in the early afternoon, the way i like it. sitting with ely, my favorite girl in the place. have not seen her in a while. found out she was recently married and no longer goes arriba. about broke my damn heart. but about 10-15 minutes later, and some tequila from speedy, it quickly healed. had to shift to plan b. i have been watching this tiny girl for months and i noticed that she seemed half crazy and she was a good dancer as well; i like both. i had one of the servers fetch her, and then it was game time. don't you wish everything was that easy? just have a server fetch anything that you needed; including women?

during a drink, tiny tina announced that she loves to 69. at that point, i about pulled a muscle trying to get out of the booth and running to the hotel room. after a playful shower, i laid down, and she did this cute "tuck and roll" move, and before i knew it, i had this wonderful slice of heaven in front of my face. she went at my cock like there was no tomorrow, and i returned the favor. love tijuana.

lesson learned: stay away from the corn and stick with the hotdogs.

[Sunset Strip]

Can a vegetarian eat a pussy?

Yes, as long as it is not fishy.

[Member #2041]

Can a vegetarian eat a pussy?

Yes, just don't swallow

[Phordphan]

You raise some interesting points.

Couldn't agree more about the Tijuana border crossing. It is the most fucked up border crossing I have ever seen. Regardless of the line, you never see all the booths manned. But there are always lots of guys standing around playing grab-ass and shooting the shit. Yet they complain about being understaffed. Typical government clusterfuck.

As far as Tijuana being more fun that SJ, not sure it's an apples-to-apples comparison. Tijuana is a huge border town, with all that that implies. SJ is not. I will say that, if you can get out of the gringo areas, SJ is an amazingly inexpensive place. I love your story about the rum and coke. Once, I took a couple of guys I met at BM out to dinner at a seafood place one guy knew. We ate really great seafood until none of us could move. $40 for 3 of us.

During my few trips there, I've had Columbianas, Ticas and Nicas. The Cs were probably better looking overall, but more aloof. Took a lot more yakking, chatting, etc, to get them to open up a bit. The Ticas and Nicas were close, lots of fun with both. Better than Mexicanas? Hmm. I can't say better, just different.

The house takes a cut of the privados. But the house takes none of the money they get for an arriba. So, if they tell you that they pay part of their arriba money, they are lying.

Actually, IMHO, Adelita is just like the Blue Marlin. A bunch of girls standing around waiting for guys to come up to them. I think the BM chicas may be a bit better looking, and less silicone.

The cops don't chase away the beggars because they're not really hurting anyone, and it may be their only chance to make a few pesos. Too many are scams, so I rarely give any money. But you just have to step around them and ignore it. It's part of the Tijuana experience. But the beggars in Tijuana are nothing compared to some of the horrific beggars I've seen in parts of SEA.

[TomJackin]

They only see dollar signs, as long as you have money that works but once that goes so do you.

Dude, don't you get it? They all see dollars! When I walked in the Del Ray in CR, the girls were yanking on my cock like it was a handle on a slot machine. It is really no different anywhere you go. Face it, you have ATM stamped on your forehead in any of these places! No need to compare place to place, because it doesn't matter in the long run.

[MadisonGuy]

ok first off i was wrong. i fell in love on 2nd night. it was wonderful, and it happened to be with the girls i was waiting for on the first night but never got her freed up. and she fell for the same old pitch the rest of the girls fall for. unfortunately i'm out and can't seal the deal but perhaps i will let patience prevail and work it down the road. anyway i had an unbelievable second night there was just something about this chick and the way she moved that made me crazy. anyway i made the mistake of spending 3 hours in vip and by the time i was ready to fuck her i had already started falling out of love so in the future i will speed up my feelings of love. i probably should have just took her back to my hotel for the night, would've been the same price but i was just kind of super chill and having fun.

so i guess like everywhere else in the world there's those that are clock watchers and those that do their job great. and each girl will probably act a little different with different guys i would guess. but the shit hole corrupt country of mexico is far from the top of my list. i have never encountered such a corrupt system in any country i have been in. one example was at the craps table, first they were calling off winning rolls, taking money they shouldn't take, switching dice on hot streaks, and even after i prevailed and won they still charged me tax when it was over? what the hell is that bull shit. love to hear if anyone has been to any country that they take taxes out of the money u-turn into the cage.

last border crossing is fucking bull shit. proof that the people who make decisions in the us are a bunch of fucking morons. how the fuck do i have to wait in a line with a bunch of non-citizens to get back to my country? why the hell don't they have a different line just like the airport. if i ever make the trip over again i will only leave in the middle of the night, what a shit hole of a system they have there. ended up paying to take a bus which was even slower.

got to comment on artissty saying tijuana is more fun town the sj? i don't know if maybe you're hanging with the wrong people or something but sj has plenty of non mongering fun stuff to do. some of my funnest nights were clubbing at pueblo or other local clubs i stubled into. and sj is just as cheap if not cheaper. once i asked for a rum & coke for at a local club and they saide $6 usd, well the equivelant at least. i was like damn how do the locals afford that. well i soon found out, they brought me a new bottle of rum and a 2 litre of coke and a glass with ice. some how rum and coke meant i want to start my own rum and coke selling business or something. i think hands down sj is better, but i do have faith that tijuana has possibilities of living up to it at times.

i also totally disagree with the colombian girls being better. they only see dollar signs, as long as you have money that works but once that goes so do you. they're famous for it even within latin cultures. they are beautiful but in my opinion tend to be less affectionate and not as exciting in bed. obviously stereotyping but i've seen it true more often than not. i do think the tijuana girls are horrible sales women, but having to give the house 1/2 i can understand why. someone needs to open something like the del rey in tijuana, that would be awesome. then after that put all the policia that hang out around the clubs in a hole. what good are they if they don't even chase away the beggers.

probably coming with a little more detailed post soon with price and break down.

[MrWeebist]

I think any place is going to be slit your wrists if you just sit in the middle of monger central.

Costa rica is by far the more beautiful country. 12 dollar bus rides on the coaches anywhere you want to see make it easy to move around. And you never see federales with machine guns pulling cars over.

The selection of women from all the surrounding countries make for a far better selection imo.

And I agree GFE is far more realistic to find. Hanging in the del rey is like hanging at adelitas.

There are all sorts of dance clubs and malls to meet girls too. I never got that feeling in Tijuana. Unless you are in your early 30s or younger the civies don't even look at you in Tijuana.

[Artisttyp]

This is an interesting discussion. I can definitely see the similarities between the two. It is tough to tell which are better performers if you are strictly judging between SL and the Del Rey. I'd take a risque colombian or dominican girl over a mexican girl any day. However I've heard a lot of complaints about attitudes from DR and SL girls. In that sense Tijuana could probably compete. If you happen to find a good DR / Colombian chica in CR chances are the session will blow away any one you could have had with a mexican girl.

The budget scene is a toss up with my fav leaning towards CR but it's close. I was not impressed with the $40 and under scene in CR. The looks or attitudes suffered dearly. Just like Tijuana but in Tijuana there are gorgeous SW's. If you are a regular and can swing a good deal you can't go wrong for $25/30.

Tijuana is a way cooler town than san jose and food is way more affordable in Tijuana. IHMO there is zero party scene in CR. Most mongers shuffle back and forth between the SL and the del rey. The locals scene is pretty cheesy IMHO. Tijuana is a fun place to be but CR would be more interesting if you had $70/100 a day for day trips and excursions. Otherwise it's "slit your wrists" boring in CR.

What I want out of life is for mexico to get just a few good hoes. It's a fun country but mongering there is extremely frustrating. Point towards CR!

[SuperSteve]

It is interesting that you would compare Tijuana bars with the HDR in Costa Rica. While the HDR / BM is one of my least favorite haunts in CR, it is a must see for first timers. There are some great looking women there, but most of the 9's and above are Colombiana's with an attitude. The usually will not budge off the dreaded cien. I have pulled a couple of part-time college girls out of there, but it takes some work. For the most part, IMO the HDR / BM is probably more like the Tijuana bars in finding GFE's. You get much better service at the SL. Also, many of the casa's have some brilliant performer's.

I took ten trips to CR before my first trip to Medellin, and have not returned to CR. If you are truly looking for a GFE, with a beautiful lady, try Colombia. In the Colombia thread their are many pictures of the Paisa's, so you can judge for yourself. While money is a motivating factor, they do like sex. There Is not much English spoken there, which is a good thing. They have an area of town called Mayorista that reminds me of Tijuana. The rate there is $20. 00 per half hour, plus the cost of the room ($5. 00).

If I lived somewhere that I had to fly in, I probably wouldn't chose Tijuana, but have many friends who fly in often. I think that bars like Las Chavelas is one where you can find the GFE easier, but you must know some Spanish. My amigo and I both had ladies out of LC that had never been with a Gringo before, and both were very good sessions. Mine even had a carpet. Also some of the other bars, as were mentioned, will have a diamond in the rough. Most have two for one drinks also. You can go in and have a couple of drinks, on the cheap, and leave if nothing strikes your fancy.

I wouldn't count out the Chicago Club, after about 10PM. While not many ladies are in there, there are always a couple of good lookers. I have had some good luck out of there. I think they have to try harder, since there is not many Gringo's, and they would like the repeat business. Tropical is way too loud for me, and I don't usually mind loud music. If you like to dance though, it is a good place to go. They usually like to get a buck or two for dancing with you.

It seems lately that the HK has been getting worse with their rip-off tactics. Beware of the chips, and ladies ordering food without you saying okay As other have reported, they didn't get their change. If you give the mesero a bill that needs changed, look at his number so you can find him, if necessary. It hasn't happened to me, but only because I am down there so often, I believe.

I'll be down this weekend, and will report about what I see.

Health & happiness to all.

[Dreams]

Thanks, that would help a lot.

Can a vegetarian eat a pussy?

[Hum Chale Tj]

Mexicans love meat! Usually most get pissed off if a taco contains too much veggies. But these phrases will help you. I'm a native speaker by the way, so pm me if you need anything more specific.

1)"Soy Vegetariano" means "I'm vegetarian."

2)" Un Burrito " means " a burrito"

3)"con pura verdura" means "with only veggies"

4)"sin carne" means "without meat"

5)"Un burrito vegetariano, por favor" means "a veggie burrito, please"

6)"tiene comida vegetariana?" means "Do you have vegetarian food."

Thanks, that would help a lot.