General Reports

[Thedude8521]

In reference to Sound7's post, ICE has been posting up along the line pulling people out and questioning them. I visited TJ on Labor Day and witnessed them questioning some teen aged guy, they even made him lift has shirt and empty his pockets right in front of the hundreds of people in line.

So it was my first trek to TJ in a while. It started as a mission to get some lunch. There is a delicious seafood restaurant I visit in Zona Rio. Caught a cab from the border, had my fill of fish and shrmip, and hailed a cab back to Revolucion. I was with some friends who are not into the mongering scene so I was unable to partake in the action. I ditched them for a few leaving them to window shop while I skirted to the Zona. Took a look around and SG pool didn't look up to par. Have things slowed that much?

[Wooterz]

Hola to my fellow mongers, I have another TR to share. Kick off the shoes, dim the lights, and grab some popcorn because daddy has a story to tell. I took the ~90 mile drive down to TJ on Sunday at 11:55PM, avoiding all traffic. I arrived at the $5 border parking at 1:00AM exactly, walked over, and hitched a cab to Hong Kong Club. I decided to change things up this time, Adelitas Bar chicas were getting boring and I needed a change. Inside, the place was still jumping with a good amount of mongers/chicas. I took a seat close to the back of the club and this older (than me), hoodrat-looking woman approached me. I wasn't really into her but she wouldn't get off my nuts so I put up with her. She wanted to do a threesome with me and one of her other friends who I wasn't feeling either and I declined about 1000 times. Her negotiations went from $100 to $90 to $80 and so on until she hit $50. I've had enough experience with these places to know better, no way in hell would I go for this even if she offered it to me for free.

Next up, a waiter came by and the chica decided she wanted to order a beer. I gave in to get her off my back and I paid the guy with a $20. He comes back with my change, $10. WTF? I asked him wtf was going and he played dumb. Looks like this scum bag decided to add snacks on top of the beer. Now, any other time and I'd probably walk out the club, but I wasn't going to let a dollar or two throw me off. Next up, this waiter pulls out a camera and takes a picture. The picture was me in the middle with the girl on my left and her friend on my right. It was a pretty cool picture, then I realized I would probably have to pay for that too. I firmly rejected it and insisted that I didn't want it, even though it was a digital picture. They took the camera SD card and left with it. Thinking back, I'm still not sure what that was all about. They never asked me anything, they just did it. Anyways, the girl finally left and I got to relax. I scooped out the scene for a good 30 minutes and was pleased. The hot tub show was nice, the girls dancing on the poles were nice, the "edecanes" were cute, everything was legit. The clientele were much more "respectable" than most of the mongers I've seen at Adelitas. After some chit-chat with a couple ladies, I noticed a nice petite chica dancing on stage and immediately headed over. After the dance she came over and we talked. I was definitely feeling her and wanted sex. Her name started with a "B" or a "V" (I realize en Espanol, "B" sounds like "V") and she was from 1 hour away. Spoke no English, 21 years old, dos hijos with "dead-beat" dad, hey, what else is new? Pardon me, I'm starting to sound like Sound7 with the snide remarks that make no sense. Anyways, she quotes me at 700 and I started laughing. I knew she meant pesos but played dumb. She started laughing, remarking that she forgot I was an Americano with the almighty dollar. Damn, my Espanol isn't that good. I told her $60 and off we went. Now, one other thing I want to mention before I go on, prior to this conversation, while she was dancing, this random guy came up to me and asked me if I wanted cocaine. Weird.

We walk out the club, she puts the robe on, and this douche bag bouncer tells me I have to pay a dollar. I ask him, "para que?" and he says some shit that I didn't understand. There were two cops standing right next to him. I was pissed, and didn't want to pay it, but again I didn't want to make a scene so I basically crumbled up a dollar and smacked it in his hand. What exactly was that for? If it was to put the robe on, that's BS, because the girl put it on by herself and the guy did nothing. Anyways, we go next door and the hotel clerk asks me to sign in on the clipboard. For anyone wondering, you'll see me under "Ron Mexico," I'm not a dog killer though. Michael Vick references FTL.

Upstairs, we get ready and she undresses. I take off my boxers and she starts freaking out. I'm a pretty skinny guy and I think most chicks expect me to have a small package. Chica sees me and does this disbelief-giggle type thing. In Espanol, she remarks something along the lines of me being really horny and having a big package. I consider myself very average and I'm definitely not one to toot my own horn, but this is about the fourth time in a row that I've gotten similar remarks so I guess for my size, I'm sort of packing. That or these girls think we all have low self esteem. Helps to trim the forest too beforehand, that'll make you look like Peter North in no time! Anyways, the important details: tight, no foul odors, shaved, very enticing. We go in missionary for a little while and it's really tiring me out because the bed is so damn low and she is so small I have to squat. I turn her around for some doggie and this is were some issues arise. I have to reiterate, this chica was very petite. I was doing my "try to get it in as deep as you possibly can" routine and she was definitely not enjoying it. She had her hands on my thighs and was complaining for me to take it easy. I slowed down and we went back into some more mish. I finished in this position and we got cleaned up. We chit-chatted for a while and she definitely came off as very sweet. I almost forgot to pay her but she reminded me. I would definitely repeat with her. I hitched a Taxi Libre back to la linea and paid the guy with the only bill I had left in my pocket, a $10. When mongers on here suggest to use pesos, they tell you for a reason. I severely overpaid in many aspects, and I'm definitely going to avoid this from here on out.

Body: 8/10
Face: 8/10
Goods: 9/10
Personality: 9/10
Overall: 8/10

Stay safe.

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[Two Ravens]

Hey all,

I have some airline miles that I'll be burning through in November and can't make up my mind where to go for a little fun. I'm thinking either Tijuana or Miami. So I am sort of taking a poll, as in, what would you do if you were me?

Miami sounds pretty good so far, from reading the posts it seems that plenty of SC action is available, which is kind of what I'm into. How's the escort scene? Where I live LE is extremely active so any play is very risky and very expensive. Is this the case in Miami as well? Also how's the weather in Miami in the first half of November?

Tijuana's advantage of course is that it's all legal and there's plenty to be had, but my Spanish is minimal at best and I enjoy a little conversation with the ladies. Also, many photos I've seen of the girls in Tijuana are sort of underwhelming. And while I'm not looking for bargain basement prices for this trip, still my money will go a lot further in Tijuana.

So, what are your opinions? Any suggestions for other USA Cities where the scene is even better?

Thanks in advance for your suggestions and opinions.

[Sound7]

ICE squad screening at the walk thru entrance to Tijuana today.

Seen DEA and CBP before at the same location, few times.

Have not seen ICE at this location before.

DEA and CBP not as aggressive as ICE. ICE positioned itself right in the middle of the walk and fully armed with automatic

A very aggressive posture by the ICE squad.

[Sgt Perv]

You know the story. The little guy below begins to stands for the pledge of allegiance drawing all the blood from brain and removing all common sense. lol

I do understand what happens your first trip but I am talking after a few trip.

[Sebox]

Would like to find someone to head over to the zona with this week.

Anyone interested?

[Sebox]

Interested in finding someone to go to TJ.

I'm located in Chula Vista, pm me.

[Sound7]

Eight to Sixteen feet chain fence is easy to fix, given a budget.

A small window to act on, if visting California & USA.

A hole in the USA border

[Sgt Perv]

This is why I love mexico....all guts and glory. Thanks for the scrap metal pinche gringos.

http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stori...&zIndex=155874

They (people) do that in the USA too. Remember when they were stealing catalytic converters? Stealing metal for scrap is common all over. However it is funny they are stealing the fence to keep them out.

[Sound7]

US Border patrol spent millions on building the fence and few can dismantle for economic survival.

Not a x-Berlin Wall or a Great Wall of China.

[Artisttyp]

This is why I love mexico....all guts and glory. Thanks for the scrap metal pinche gringos.

http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stori...&zIndex=155874

[Efjayel]

That is always what I look for @ 250 pesos max. If not I find another. Too many around for you not to get your price. I do not understand why guys who have been to the zona let themselves get punked out for more. Damn it is a buyers market, do not approach paraditas drooling.

You know the story. The little guy below begins to stands for the pledge of allegiance drawing all the blood from brain and removing all common sense. lol

My first time in the Zona I went for the first girl that approached me. She wasn't even that great looking but the captain below took over and I couldn't resist.

[Sound7]

Realistic Safety Advice:

It is great goal to set 250 max ... it cannot be acheived with a new chica based on the current model presented in Tijuana thread. Walking a lot looking for a deal, not a good idea at least in the curent Tijuana crime climate.

Be safe and happy in Tijuana.

[Sgt Perv]

Locals pay 100p-150p standard. One position, pants only. And 200p for multiple positions, nude. Most sgs will give you the local price if they see you down there enough. I'd say 250p max for everything, nude, BJ, positions.

That is always what I look for @ 250 pesos max. If not I find another. Too many around for you not to get your price. I do not understand why guys who have been to the zona let themselves get punked out for more. Damn it is a buyers market, do not approach paraditas drooling.

[Socrates69]

Locals pay 100p-150p standard. One position, pants only. And 200p for multiple positions, nude. Most sgs will give you the local price if they see you down there enough. I'd say 250p max for everything, nude, BJ, positions.