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[Sgt Perv]

Mr Daisy asked the exact question I have.

Where would be a good place in the zone or near it that is girl friendly?

If you check back reports, I think in around Oct 08 a lot of recommendations was given out.

[Sgt Perv]

I'm batting 500 on cientos cinquenta, so I'd guess the going rate is not more the 20 bucks, I. E. Any reasonably human looking form should be able to get a condom BJ in Tijuana from just about any SG for 20 bucks.

I am sure you meant 200 pesos (which is about $15 USD) not 20 bucks (which is about 260 pesos). Well, maybe you mean $20 total (chica + room) which is a good price. Whichever it is you are going the extra mile in your research. lol

Conversions can be confusing even when typing. You know what you mean but out of habit type another.

Dealing with pesos does add increments to the bargaining table.

Pesos seem more valuable(real) to the chicas just like USD seems more valuable(real) to us.
For the chicas to use USD, they have to convert them to pesos, an added hassle for them.

Using pesos ,a small cheat sheet (if needed) helps tremendously to get the price you want.

I was hoping that you would attempt a TLN with a paradita to see what your price would be, if that is something you would want.

I know 1000 pesos (about $75) is very doable but was wondering if 800 would work also.

I will try my next trip.

I am jealous of your adventures making my wait seem longer.

You seem to roam, sample and challenge yourself like I enjoy doing in TJ.

It is great that you keep your sense of humor through out the events.

A sense of humor is your best friend in this hobby.

[Super Gato]

Hi all,

Headed to Tijuana this weekend from San Francisco to blow off some steam. I want to stay across the border this time at a decent hotel, and am will to fork out up to $80. I saw Brockton's recommendations, the la Villa de Zaragoza and the hotel Rio del real. Zaragoza looked ok.

Here's what I'm looking for:

Safe (for my money etc)

AC and kind of clean (step up from travel lodge across the border)

Pool (not required but would be NICE)

Ok with bringing home a date (picked up a local hipster girl last time)

Anyways thanks for your help. Location is not too important unless you deem it so, I'll be cabbing it to and from the Zona.

Thanks for all the info and any and all suggestions.

MR. D

I stay at the Hotel Pueblo Amigo when I overnight in Tijuana and sometimes the rates are about $80/nt and include breakfast. In a former life it was a Holiday Inn or something with a large atrium area. It has seen better days but is better than the dumpy places on the CA side. There's no pool but the AC works well and the rooms are large. The TV gets the San Diego and US cable channels mostly as well as the sportsbook dog/horse racing and other sporting events. There's a mini Caliente casino in the lobby with an ATM that dispenses dollars or pesos (I find it runs out of dollars more often than pesos). There's a larger Caliente casino in the same center near a strip club and as well as decent bars and restaurants. It is about a 5 minute walk from the border which is why I like it when I have to get home early in the morning. It is a 500 peso taxi trip to Zona Norte and there are almost always taxis at the sitio on the street just outside the hotel.

I think the rooms have safes but I can't remember as all the hotels are running together in my mind. If it does, it isn't big enough to hold a computer. I keep my valuables way in the back of a closet and have never had a problem.

Pueblo Amigo is chica friendly. In fact the center the hotel is in has a full service massage parlor that will let you take out to the room if you choose. One of the times I stayed there the bellhop told me he could get me a girl if I want to come to the room. It isn't a hooker hotel but if you and the girl are remotely discreet there isn't a problem.

[Precocious One]

Good stuff, Pelongera.

In one of the S/C's that I currently frequent, up to 50 percent of the strip_ers were lesbians at one point. Almost all of them would provide sex in the privados, or so I am told.

Also, some of the girls here in the Monterrey S/C's do not have sex and are there just to fleece the customers for fichas. I would say that in one of the clubs that I patronize the number of non-sex girls is around 20 percent. Since Aphrodite rejected you offer of $800 pesos, there is a chance that she is one of these girls. And many of these girls are not meeting their ficha qoutas(9-12 fichas/shift) and subsequently not making their salary($300-400 pesos/shift).

As for me, I just stick to the MP's. There are some things I am currently encountering that I have never seen in my prior visits here.

Needless to say, it is a buyers market right now.

[Balto1]

Mr Daisy asked the exact question I have.

Where would be a good place in the zone or near it that is girl friendly?

[Mr Daisy]

Hi all,

Headed to Tijuana this weekend from San Francisco to blow off some steam. I want to stay across the border this time at a decent hotel, and am will to fork out up to $80. I saw Brockton's recommendations, the la Villa de Zaragoza and the hotel Rio del real. Zaragoza looked ok.

Here's what I'm looking for:

Safe (for my money etc)

AC and kind of clean (step up from travel lodge across the border)

Pool (not required but would be NICE)

Ok with bringing home a date (picked up a local hipster girl last time)

Anyways thanks for your help. Location is not too important unless you deem it so, I'll be cabbing it to and from the Zona.

Thanks for all the info and any and all suggestions.

MR. D

[Pelongera]

Two Forgettables @ Hong Kong, as in I forgot their names, I won’t do them again, and they aren’t worth describing.

But, at one stage in the bar, the pursuit gets boner hot. To start a threesome, I ask an appealing young woman, Montagne (I think), if she’s bisexual.

As pedestrian as they may be, threesomes are my thing. Through the years, though, I’ve found that there’s an art to putting a good one together, both for play or for not.

If the women know each other, they must have been fantasizing sex with each before I bring it up. If they are non-sexual friends, especially providers, it never gets hot. My guess is that there is too much emotionally at stake for them, should one reveal more than the other can handle. So in the absense of a known pair of lovers, my strategy is to find one bisexual woman, buddy-up with her, and find out who she wants to see eat her pussy.

Montagne tells me she’s not bisexual, except when she has a lot to drink. A believable answer. So I buy her some fichas, anyway, and tell her that I’d like to be with two woman and that I want the second woman to have a big clit. Much to my surprise (and delight), she’s not weirded-out.

Over the next hour, she and I interview several women and, as we do, she keeps talking about big breasts. She keeps picking women with knockers and making gestures about sucking tits. Hmmm. My mistake this night is not flowing with it, not picking the first woman she spots (that is NOT her friend.)

Instead, I push the envelop on clit size. At one stage, an applicant (a BG) confident about her clit size (maybe big for TJ, but not more.5 inches, average, really) applies for the third person. She sits on my lap and insists on me diddling her. Montagne then snuggles up and recognizes a friend walking by whom she thinks might have a big one and flags her over.

Before I know it, we’re all spreading pussy lips and diddling clits trying to make them as big as we can.

But I’m not impressed with their sizes (or looks) and start thinking about Montagne’s boob thing. So I decide to leave and return for Montagne’s dance number at 1am, supposedly. As I leave, I tell her to find a woman whose body she likes, and we’ll go up after she dances.

1 AM, no Montaigne.

Lesson learned: in TJ, strike while the iron is hot. So I settle on two forgettables.

Still, I pop, show them the door, sleep, and look forward to Paulina at 11am.

After a tasty, piping-hot huevos rancheros at Montecarlo (excellent cook) I swing by HK at 11:20 AM. I am told that Paulina will start at 1PM.

Someone de somewhere @ some quarters in the alley. (8) Recommended.

I exit HK on the alley side, turn right, and begin collecting more data for my research on the SG’s. I encounter a pretty little lady, maybe 5’ in heels, but height/weight perfect, indeed, a sexy figure, hair tied back, and the single prettiest pubic hairline in Tijuana. I’d guess she’s 27.

She gives me the very best street bj yet, eclipsing Sandra on Constitution (East). Extremely skillful, using her hand to enhance the service, such as by constricting blood-flow, without allowing her hands to take-over. Master-class.

Perhaps, one of vets can help me recall her name. No good man should live without experiencing her oral skills.

But with a diminishing supply of semen, and my sights still set on Paulina, I stop the job.

So far, of the ten SG’s I’ve asked, five have agreed to doing a cien cincuenta BJ, 2 out of 4 last trip; 3 out of 6 this time.

Paris de Mexico City @ Hong Kong. (8) Recommended.

A 5’3” brunette with thick, straight hair, Paris projects a strong, intelligent presence. Unfortunately, she has breast implants, which discourage me, partly because I’m always afraid to touch them, and partly because I find their existence in our society evidence of our adolescent sensibilities, leaving the women who get them as our aesthetic victims.

In that sense, Paris is for me one of many tragic examples of a woman with prominent, fairly dark sexual anatomy (and in her case, big nipples and a stunning camel-toe pussy) who tries to “feminize” her body by surgically implanting silicon (or whatever) where it doesn’t belong.

I rant.

Despite the implants, I can’t resist Paris’ many other appealing qualities, so I buy her a ficha. Frustrated with last nights threesome, a phony bisexual act, I ask Paris if she’s bisexual. She tells me that, although she does threesomes, she’s not bisexual. But she goes on to say that at HK approximately 1/3 of her co-workers are lesbian, a striking contrast to AB’s Josephina’s estimate that at Adelitas only 3 or 4 individuals are.

Paris also estimates that at HK, 1/3 are bisexual. I’m not sure how credible those numbers are. Paris is a woman’s woman. So in addition to the strong possibility that she is teasing me, I can imagine that her estimates are biased by the likelihood that good percentage of her co-workers attracted to other women (and not necessarily lesbian) are coming on to her.

She then tells me an interesting story about going up with a friend’s friend who was a lesbian. Paris enjoyed the experience saying the usual stuff about the knowing touch. Apparently, the female monger wanted something more “serious,” so she kept returning to Paris, Hong Kong. So Paris cut it off. I was heartened by that story because it proves that the pathetic gene is not gender specific.

I find Paris soulful, deliberate, and sophisticated. GFE material, I should think. On the bar, I place a New York Times, which is not widely distributed in Tijuana. While I might expect a chica to flatter me by looking at it, she goes right for the Arts section, actually pulling it out without asking. That’s cool, and intimate. Indeed, does it get anymore intimate, Mr. Soderberg?
Having been told that Paulina starts at 1pm, I say to Paris, “Yo pago 800 cientos pesos... “

In the room, she provides a good example of a chica performing very well even though we use protection. Indeed, she fucks like a bunny, even preferring doggy.

(And I’m not sure how the lesbian competition can get around that, even with that BS line about the knowing touch!)

But Paris cannot take me lying face down, so she stops the act and has us do something I’ve never tried. Without abandoning doggy, she pushes back and down, snuggling her bunda as close to me as possible. As she squats back, her knees may be off the bed.

God, I love the feeling of a woman’s ass in the clutches of my waist!
But now, for support, I’m relying heavily on my thigh muscles, not my knees. When Al Green’s Full of Fire comes on my amplified iPod, we both start banging in perfect rhythm to the tune’s galloping beat. Needless to say, it works for me. So I try to sustain it. She’s a fine sex-partner.
After I pop, she leaves, and I vacate the room. But as I descend a Cascades staircase to the alley, my thighs give out and my knees buckle. The hazards of sport fuking? Or maybe age. I think of Jay Leno’s joke about falling and not being able to get up.

As I’m about to fall down, I notice that the street chicas ten feet in front of me are out in force. So with Leno’s joke in mind, I grab the railing as though my dignity (if not my life) depends on it. Thankfully, I don’t fall. But I pause.

Then, like an old man who lost his cane, I walk wobbly past the SG’s. What the fuck happen, I think to myself? Was this Paris’ doing? The SG’s must be noticing this! What are they thinking?:

“Cialis, I’ve seen it before.”

“Well then, let me tell you what drugs they need to control in this town because I don’t want some old gringo collapsing on me!”

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[Pelongera]

Great self challenge!

200 pesos ($15) is not that bad but that was not your mission of 150 pesos.

Not for 800 pesos?

She must need to re-gold plate her pussy because that is $60.

Sounds like your having a great time!

Even pasty, middle-aged mongers (your words) have still got game.

Pasty it is. What were my ancestors thinking in selecting translucent skin?

Seriously, thank you for adding the dollar amounts.

I find the idea of getting a sweet blowjob for fifteen dollars nothing less than thrilling.

And of course I appreciate hearing I've got game.

I'm batting 500 on cientos cinquenta, so I'd guess the going rate is not more the 20 bucks, I. E. Any reasonably human looking form should be able to get a condom BJ in Tijuana from just about any SG for 20 bucks.

I find it interesting that pesos accelerate the negotiations. It doesn't matter whether I pad the dollar in their favor or not. And yet, they never say they don't want dollars.

But I'm an infrequent Tijuana visitors. Maybe you regulars have some insight.

My theory is that they're either slow to calculate, which doesn't seem right, because they do it all day, or pesos are easier to conceal from their padrotes?

[Pelongera]

Shocked at what offer? The 800 pesos?

Yes, the 800.

And in this market, I think that's a fair offer, even for the hottest in the bar.

I'm not unattractive nor too old.

I try to follow the Getting to Yes strategy with providers (and in life): make a fair offer and walk if they don't recognize it.

Too often, I cave.

But I've learned from experience and these boards that providers who try to squeeze one more increment in the negotiations do the same in the room.

And not in a way that pleases me.

[Efjayel]

I mention Aphrodite for two reasons: (1) she is great looking: exceptional legs, cute butt, very pretty, and probably new to Hong Kong, as she says. As the negotiations collapse, she says, "Maybe in a month" [I. E. Maybe then she’ll go up for 800 peso]. Not now.

(2) the second reason is that the way in which she rejects my offer is (paradoxically) a fine example of why I prefer latin women. Although she giggles in shock at my offer

Shocked at what offer? the 800 pesos?

[Sgt Perv]

The Question: Can a pasty, middle-aged monger get a blowjob in Tijuana for cien cincuenta pesos, about twelve bucks, (+ propina + hotel)? And if so, who is the best?

Great self challenge!

The first SG I approach in The Alley, standing about 20 feet from the corner, won’t go less than 30 pesos. The next won’t go less than 20. But Krystal accepts my offer.

200 pesos ($15) is not that bad but that was not your mission of 150 pesos.

no-fucking-where with her, literally nowhere beyond the negotiating table. My strategy of making an offer before they make one does not work with her, not at 800 pesos.

Not for 800 pesos?

She must need to re-gold plate her pussy because that is $60.

Sounds like your having a great time!

Even pasty, middle-aged mongers (your words) have still got game.

[Pelongera]

It’S now 6 PM, midweek, and after having been escorted by a vibrant Romy, I’m spent. I get something to eat.

Refueled, I exit Cascades on Coahuila, turn right on Constitucion, and right again into The Alley to resume collecting data for my amateur research project:

The Question: Can a pasty, middle-aged monger get a blowjob in Tijuana for cien cincuenta pesos, about twelve bucks, (+ propina + hotel)? And if so, who is the best?

Krystal de Puebla at Mini (Looks, 6) Recommended.

The first SG I approach in The Alley, standing about 20 feet from the corner, won’t go less than 30 pesos. The next won’t go less than 20. But Krystal accepts my offer.

Her unfortunately narrow hips are the most obvious characteristic pulling down her looks. She also doesn’t have black hair. She is sufficiently dark-skinned, though, and, when our eyes meet, she smiles in a way I can’t resist.

In the room, she’s great, no hands, no teeth. She even attends to my balls. She doesn’t have the will to give it a full fifteen minutes, so I let her stop. I ask if I could see her pussy. When she pulls apart her labia, she reveals a dark pussy with a conspicuous moisten glow. Omg! Wet to the touch! She got wet sucking my cock! Now, I’m humping air.

I ask her what is her favorite position?

"doggy."

We both pull down her pants.

But if I cum now, I’ll never get through this alley, let alone complete one lap collecting data in Zona Norte! So I pull out.

Maribelle (sp? ) de? At Hotel Coahuila. (4) Not recommended.

Twenty feet West of Krystal, I spot Marybelle. Or, perhaps, she spots me. I look for brown eyes and black hair, both of which she has, but once a provider engages me I often overlook their figures until its too late. Even as we negotiate, I’m not attracted to her, but she quickly takes the offer and hustles me into the room.

Way too much teeth. And she quits the first chance she gets. She proves another example of why I ought to shoe-away the hard-sells.

With Tijuana providers, I’m finding best service comes from providers who act like wanting women at some conservative country-music dance, the ones giving the guys they want non-verbal clues, smiles, glances, or that cute thing they do with their forearms closing their cleavage and squeezing their breasts together to make them look bigger. Maybe it is as simple as finding the ones that are selling their bodies, not their voices.

Rosy de Acapulco at Cascades. (8) Recommended.

Now here’s a sexy little SG. But she won’t go for cein cinquenta. So I bail, enter HK, and look for Paulina. No Paulina. I ask the doorman who says, "she works days now." I look around, spot "Aphrodite, " try but fail to strike a deal with her, walk-out, and accept Rosy’s counter-offer, which will allow me to caress her juicy, womanly body.

She starts by giving a thoughtful, respectable blowjob, no teeth but not a lot of enthusiasm. So I roll her over, which is what I wanted do from the first gaze.

Pop. Excellent service.

The night is too young, and I have too much cash. In the absence of Paulina, I want a threesome. But first, more about the failed negotiations with Aphrodite:

Aphrodite of Sonora (? ) at Hong Kong. (9) Not reviewed.

A 5’4" morena with dark, thick, wavy, shoulder-length hair, including a few cheap blond highlights. She obviously likes to let clumps of hair hang in her face; erotic, latin trash at its best. She has a sister that works with her, although Aphrodite is significantly better looking.

I get no-fucking-where with her, literally nowhere beyond the negotiating table. My strategy of making an offer before they make one does not work with her, not at 800 pesos.

I mention Aphrodite for two reasons: (1) she is great looking: exceptional legs, cute butt, very pretty, and probably new to Hong Kong, as she says. As the negotiations collapse, she says, "Maybe in a month" [I. E. Maybe then she’ll go up for 800 peso]. Not now.

(2) the second reason is that the way in which she rejects my offer is (paradoxically) a fine example of why I prefer latin women. Although she giggles in shock at my offer, she does so in a way that doesn’t insult me. I laugh along. I find Latin women are consistently more thoughtful in the way they reject me.

That said, I’m not really into FOB’s, which is the image she successfully affects with me. Yes, I know the payoff is the highest, I. E. If you find a genuinely aroused newbie who likes to fuck, it doesn’t get any better. But in Tijuana, finding them takes too much practice.

At this stage, I’m also starting to think about putting together a threesome, and there’s no way Aphrodite will participate in that act with me for less a hundred, not because she isn’t bisexual but because she demonstrates knowledge of the sex market and her value in it. So I don’t even counter-offer. Instead, I tell her, let’s keep negotiating.

I walk out of HK, fuck Rosy de Acapulco, and grab a delicious chicken sandwich at the cafe in the alley next to Cascades.

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[Pelongera]

(PART ONE OF FOUR)

I land in San Diego, board Metropolitan bus #992, put a five in the fare-box, take a day pass, get off the bus at America Plaza, enjoy french toast with (albeit) canned blueberries at Grand Central, and take the Blue Line to Tijuana.

I met stunning Pauline on my last trip at midnight in the corridors of Cascades, the hotel above Hong Kong. I should have taken her then, but at that moment, I wasn't sufficiently open to the possibly of seeing anything doable.

SexinMex. Since I'll have to wait for Pauline, I arranged prior to my departure an escort with SexinMex. As promised, I telephone John at SexinMex upon my arrival.

The first thing John tells me is that the escort I booked last week, Alondra, frequently cancels at the last minute. "Romy? "

I agree to Romy. In an email a week prior, I told him I’d stay in the jacuzzi room at Cascades in order to confirm that the hotel was acceptable to his escorts. Many won’t go there, even with the jacuzzi perk. When I get the exact room number, I let him know. A hour or so later, appointment time rolls around. No Romy.

I wait 20 minutes and call John, who says something to the effect that when he told Romy which hotel, she wasn’t happy. Needless to say, hearing that doesn’t make me happy. In fact, it feels seedy.

For reasons I now regret--like, lack of confidence in my game--I don’t cancel.

Romy arrives an hour and fifteen late.

John is affable fellow, easy enough to talk to. But (1) since he didn’t tell me until the last minute about Alondra’s tendency to cancel at the last minute--if that was really the problem with her--I cannot be sure he had not intended all along to wait until the eleventh hour. In any event, I was screwed out of time and escort options.

I would think that, just as if he knows Alondra is not going to show for $120, he needs to tell us that when her name is first mentioned, (2) so too he needs to tell us which hotels are going to be a problem when he’s asked, not at the last minute.

My sense is that John is a typical American salesman trying apply his sales skills to the Tijuana escort market. And there’s nothing wrong with trying to bring the best looking women to the market as best he can. But in my case, he wasn’t willing to suffer the loss (or lose the "lead, " as they say) when in fact he knew he could not deliver as promised.

Unfortunately, I therefore can’t recommend the service. Since I have just 16 waking hours in Tijuana to fuck as much as I can. I don’t want to lose a 1/8th or a 16th of that time negotiating unknowns or waiting on females who cost more but are not significantly more attractive nor better performers than the top tiers on the streets or in the bars.

On the other hand, if I lived in San Diego, I’d be more inclined to use him again. Nothing he did in terms of keeping me on the line is not atypical of what ordinary American sales people do everyday. But for me, it’s the difference between sales oriented and service oriented.

And at $120, Romy, at least, is priced right.

Romy at SexinMex. (Looks, 8) Recommended. She’s not the classiest escort you’ll ever hang with, but she’s playfully engaging, a fun fuck, petite, and prettier than she realizes. You shouldn’t feel a bait and switch against her sexinmex fotos.

I discover (or recognize) her sexuality in closing moments. As we lie face down not touching one another--I, perfectly satisfied; she, ready to go again but busy reading the dictionary--I see her slide a little closer and on an impulse my leg straddles her booty. She’s a snuggler, (and she brings it out in me, which is pathetic, I know). Her eroticism reminds me of a girlfriend who likes sex for the sake of sex (not necessarily for the sake of having sex with me.)

Her special anatomy is Andalusian in character, light pink, delicate, not prominent, tight lips, small clit, about.4 inches. She gets wet enough on her own, which, for me, may be the essential measure of a good gfe.

On this day, she isn’t able to take the dog in all his glory, but my sense is that limitation was a cycle thing. Her Kagels are reasonably strong. I feel them with my fingers during her orgasm, but not so much with my cock. So I don’t ask if she orgasms during penetration, as I doubt she does with me.

At $120/hour, her services are a good value, especially if she arrives on time.

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[Dornyone]

Yes Sgt Perv, I don't get bitter with anyone if I bust a nut and still have my watch & wallet at the border.
We're all here to pool info on how best to get P4P, I just thought I'd describe this strange yet attractive twat in detail. I have to say, she has a snapper (if you can access it), not the usual TJ receptacle.
Not worth the show though.
I usually monger in SA where there's less drama, and better value.

[Sgt Perv]

LMAO.

Sorry about your experience but I found it funny as I am sure you sure intended it to sound by the way you wrote the TR.

Guys brag about PSE and GFE but what you had sounded like a POWE.

The Pissed Off Wife Experience is when you ask your wife for sex,she says no but you talk her into it and when it is over you regret the whole attempt.