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[Efjayel]

I mention Aphrodite for two reasons: (1) she is great looking: exceptional legs, cute butt, very pretty, and probably new to Hong Kong, as she says. As the negotiations collapse, she says, "Maybe in a month" [I. E. Maybe then she’ll go up for 800 peso]. Not now.

(2) the second reason is that the way in which she rejects my offer is (paradoxically) a fine example of why I prefer latin women. Although she giggles in shock at my offer

Shocked at what offer? the 800 pesos?

[Sgt Perv]

The Question: Can a pasty, middle-aged monger get a blowjob in Tijuana for cien cincuenta pesos, about twelve bucks, (+ propina + hotel)? And if so, who is the best?

Great self challenge!

The first SG I approach in The Alley, standing about 20 feet from the corner, won’t go less than 30 pesos. The next won’t go less than 20. But Krystal accepts my offer.

200 pesos ($15) is not that bad but that was not your mission of 150 pesos.

no-fucking-where with her, literally nowhere beyond the negotiating table. My strategy of making an offer before they make one does not work with her, not at 800 pesos.

Not for 800 pesos?

She must need to re-gold plate her pussy because that is $60.

Sounds like your having a great time!

Even pasty, middle-aged mongers (your words) have still got game.

[Pelongera]

It’S now 6 PM, midweek, and after having been escorted by a vibrant Romy, I’m spent. I get something to eat.

Refueled, I exit Cascades on Coahuila, turn right on Constitucion, and right again into The Alley to resume collecting data for my amateur research project:

The Question: Can a pasty, middle-aged monger get a blowjob in Tijuana for cien cincuenta pesos, about twelve bucks, (+ propina + hotel)? And if so, who is the best?

Krystal de Puebla at Mini (Looks, 6) Recommended.

The first SG I approach in The Alley, standing about 20 feet from the corner, won’t go less than 30 pesos. The next won’t go less than 20. But Krystal accepts my offer.

Her unfortunately narrow hips are the most obvious characteristic pulling down her looks. She also doesn’t have black hair. She is sufficiently dark-skinned, though, and, when our eyes meet, she smiles in a way I can’t resist.

In the room, she’s great, no hands, no teeth. She even attends to my balls. She doesn’t have the will to give it a full fifteen minutes, so I let her stop. I ask if I could see her pussy. When she pulls apart her labia, she reveals a dark pussy with a conspicuous moisten glow. Omg! Wet to the touch! She got wet sucking my cock! Now, I’m humping air.

I ask her what is her favorite position?

"doggy."

We both pull down her pants.

But if I cum now, I’ll never get through this alley, let alone complete one lap collecting data in Zona Norte! So I pull out.

Maribelle (sp? ) de? At Hotel Coahuila. (4) Not recommended.

Twenty feet West of Krystal, I spot Marybelle. Or, perhaps, she spots me. I look for brown eyes and black hair, both of which she has, but once a provider engages me I often overlook their figures until its too late. Even as we negotiate, I’m not attracted to her, but she quickly takes the offer and hustles me into the room.

Way too much teeth. And she quits the first chance she gets. She proves another example of why I ought to shoe-away the hard-sells.

With Tijuana providers, I’m finding best service comes from providers who act like wanting women at some conservative country-music dance, the ones giving the guys they want non-verbal clues, smiles, glances, or that cute thing they do with their forearms closing their cleavage and squeezing their breasts together to make them look bigger. Maybe it is as simple as finding the ones that are selling their bodies, not their voices.

Rosy de Acapulco at Cascades. (8) Recommended.

Now here’s a sexy little SG. But she won’t go for cein cinquenta. So I bail, enter HK, and look for Paulina. No Paulina. I ask the doorman who says, "she works days now." I look around, spot "Aphrodite, " try but fail to strike a deal with her, walk-out, and accept Rosy’s counter-offer, which will allow me to caress her juicy, womanly body.

She starts by giving a thoughtful, respectable blowjob, no teeth but not a lot of enthusiasm. So I roll her over, which is what I wanted do from the first gaze.

Pop. Excellent service.

The night is too young, and I have too much cash. In the absence of Paulina, I want a threesome. But first, more about the failed negotiations with Aphrodite:

Aphrodite of Sonora (? ) at Hong Kong. (9) Not reviewed.

A 5’4" morena with dark, thick, wavy, shoulder-length hair, including a few cheap blond highlights. She obviously likes to let clumps of hair hang in her face; erotic, latin trash at its best. She has a sister that works with her, although Aphrodite is significantly better looking.

I get no-fucking-where with her, literally nowhere beyond the negotiating table. My strategy of making an offer before they make one does not work with her, not at 800 pesos.

I mention Aphrodite for two reasons: (1) she is great looking: exceptional legs, cute butt, very pretty, and probably new to Hong Kong, as she says. As the negotiations collapse, she says, "Maybe in a month" [I. E. Maybe then she’ll go up for 800 peso]. Not now.

(2) the second reason is that the way in which she rejects my offer is (paradoxically) a fine example of why I prefer latin women. Although she giggles in shock at my offer, she does so in a way that doesn’t insult me. I laugh along. I find Latin women are consistently more thoughtful in the way they reject me.

That said, I’m not really into FOB’s, which is the image she successfully affects with me. Yes, I know the payoff is the highest, I. E. If you find a genuinely aroused newbie who likes to fuck, it doesn’t get any better. But in Tijuana, finding them takes too much practice.

At this stage, I’m also starting to think about putting together a threesome, and there’s no way Aphrodite will participate in that act with me for less a hundred, not because she isn’t bisexual but because she demonstrates knowledge of the sex market and her value in it. So I don’t even counter-offer. Instead, I tell her, let’s keep negotiating.

I walk out of HK, fuck Rosy de Acapulco, and grab a delicious chicken sandwich at the cafe in the alley next to Cascades.

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[Pelongera]

(PART ONE OF FOUR)

I land in San Diego, board Metropolitan bus #992, put a five in the fare-box, take a day pass, get off the bus at America Plaza, enjoy french toast with (albeit) canned blueberries at Grand Central, and take the Blue Line to Tijuana.

I met stunning Pauline on my last trip at midnight in the corridors of Cascades, the hotel above Hong Kong. I should have taken her then, but at that moment, I wasn't sufficiently open to the possibly of seeing anything doable.

SexinMex. Since I'll have to wait for Pauline, I arranged prior to my departure an escort with SexinMex. As promised, I telephone John at SexinMex upon my arrival.

The first thing John tells me is that the escort I booked last week, Alondra, frequently cancels at the last minute. "Romy? "

I agree to Romy. In an email a week prior, I told him I’d stay in the jacuzzi room at Cascades in order to confirm that the hotel was acceptable to his escorts. Many won’t go there, even with the jacuzzi perk. When I get the exact room number, I let him know. A hour or so later, appointment time rolls around. No Romy.

I wait 20 minutes and call John, who says something to the effect that when he told Romy which hotel, she wasn’t happy. Needless to say, hearing that doesn’t make me happy. In fact, it feels seedy.

For reasons I now regret--like, lack of confidence in my game--I don’t cancel.

Romy arrives an hour and fifteen late.

John is affable fellow, easy enough to talk to. But (1) since he didn’t tell me until the last minute about Alondra’s tendency to cancel at the last minute--if that was really the problem with her--I cannot be sure he had not intended all along to wait until the eleventh hour. In any event, I was screwed out of time and escort options.

I would think that, just as if he knows Alondra is not going to show for $120, he needs to tell us that when her name is first mentioned, (2) so too he needs to tell us which hotels are going to be a problem when he’s asked, not at the last minute.

My sense is that John is a typical American salesman trying apply his sales skills to the Tijuana escort market. And there’s nothing wrong with trying to bring the best looking women to the market as best he can. But in my case, he wasn’t willing to suffer the loss (or lose the "lead, " as they say) when in fact he knew he could not deliver as promised.

Unfortunately, I therefore can’t recommend the service. Since I have just 16 waking hours in Tijuana to fuck as much as I can. I don’t want to lose a 1/8th or a 16th of that time negotiating unknowns or waiting on females who cost more but are not significantly more attractive nor better performers than the top tiers on the streets or in the bars.

On the other hand, if I lived in San Diego, I’d be more inclined to use him again. Nothing he did in terms of keeping me on the line is not atypical of what ordinary American sales people do everyday. But for me, it’s the difference between sales oriented and service oriented.

And at $120, Romy, at least, is priced right.

Romy at SexinMex. (Looks, 8) Recommended. She’s not the classiest escort you’ll ever hang with, but she’s playfully engaging, a fun fuck, petite, and prettier than she realizes. You shouldn’t feel a bait and switch against her sexinmex fotos.

I discover (or recognize) her sexuality in closing moments. As we lie face down not touching one another--I, perfectly satisfied; she, ready to go again but busy reading the dictionary--I see her slide a little closer and on an impulse my leg straddles her booty. She’s a snuggler, (and she brings it out in me, which is pathetic, I know). Her eroticism reminds me of a girlfriend who likes sex for the sake of sex (not necessarily for the sake of having sex with me.)

Her special anatomy is Andalusian in character, light pink, delicate, not prominent, tight lips, small clit, about.4 inches. She gets wet enough on her own, which, for me, may be the essential measure of a good gfe.

On this day, she isn’t able to take the dog in all his glory, but my sense is that limitation was a cycle thing. Her Kagels are reasonably strong. I feel them with my fingers during her orgasm, but not so much with my cock. So I don’t ask if she orgasms during penetration, as I doubt she does with me.

At $120/hour, her services are a good value, especially if she arrives on time.

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[Dornyone]

Yes Sgt Perv, I don't get bitter with anyone if I bust a nut and still have my watch & wallet at the border.
We're all here to pool info on how best to get P4P, I just thought I'd describe this strange yet attractive twat in detail. I have to say, she has a snapper (if you can access it), not the usual TJ receptacle.
Not worth the show though.
I usually monger in SA where there's less drama, and better value.

[Sgt Perv]

LMAO.

Sorry about your experience but I found it funny as I am sure you sure intended it to sound by the way you wrote the TR.

Guys brag about PSE and GFE but what you had sounded like a POWE.

The Pissed Off Wife Experience is when you ask your wife for sex,she says no but you talk her into it and when it is over you regret the whole attempt.

[Dornyone]

FJL, they change them as often as they change underwear, a better identifier will be that she's from Guadalajara with that stupid hairdo and big titties. She has a very different look from the usual chicas, no miniskirt etc, wears jeans and a white spandex (I think) top. Not much English over what she'll promise (and not deliver) "lotta suckee, good fuckee in room".

[Efjayel]

Nice story Corny. Do you remember her name?

[Dornyone]

My wingman is about to return to the UK so I brought him down to TJ for a swift midweek afternoon's mongering. We drove down from OC at about 12, parked at the $8 lot nearest the turnstiles and walked in. Cab to HK's then walked over to La Perla for lunch, the obligatory marlin tacos and a few beers.
We went back over to HK's, there were a lot of chicas but the place was pretty dead, about 2-3 chicas/guy.
After a beer we decided to go to Adelitas. This too was a great ratio, saw a few past experiences which I decided not to repeat and settled down to check things out. My buddy picked a chica with a huge rack and ass, $60? gone arriba.

A very good looking gal kept flitting around the place, making eye contact then disappearing. Finally I spotted her alone and walked over, we negotiated the deal and went up. I should describe her first, so that nobody makes the same mistake. Very pretty face, from Guadelajara she says, 5'0 plus shoes (which she never removes) petite frame, about D cup boobs, tight ass. Most identifying feature is this stupid flicked up hairstyle she has, like from an old "Space family Robinson" re run.
We get to the room, she says "relax, get on the bed" so I disrobe after she spreads the sheet. Her phone rings, "tranquilo" she says, while writing down a tel # on a piece of TP. Finally those jugs are unleashed and I get a look at her...they hang to her waist. No problem, I'm not the athlete I was 25 yrs ago either. She pulled her white spandex top up and let it hang around her neck, didn't want to spoil that "unique" hairdo.
OK, here's the wierdest part, she "papered" me, like you would if you were taking a shit at a porta potty. Layered paper all around my dick so it was sticking up like a rubber encased groom on a wedding cake. Mechanical CBJ, then started to mount up CG, "oy, grande"...more delays while she went to the bag for lube. All the time she's spitting on the floor (lovely girl, this) probably didn't like the taste of rubbers. Contorted face while I tried to get into her and the mood,, we fuck a little with her on top. I want to go mish, we wrestle a bit then...final straw, she goes for a [CodeWord140]. I have to say I was losing interest by this time. She starts trying to get Mr Happy in the mood again. Fuck it says I, just a hand job will do, which she managed without too much fuss, despite the knock coming at a measured 20 minutes.
All in all a [CodeWord140] poor performance at the end of a 2 hr drive. I hope my description might save some of you guys from this twat.
A twist in the tale was that as we stood in line, I spied a guy immediately in front of us, admiring his puta pics, damn, there she was! stupid hair do and all. So if you crossed back over today with a handful of pics of zona chicas, a fellow monger was behind you.

[Sgt Perv]

Thanks Perv for breaking it down. I've been on a Saturday and during the week, both at night and overspent both times.

I guess these would be alley girls for $22US since you mentioned "naked" when the AB girl (s) I have been with stripped down to nothing.

Paraditas are not only in the alley check Constitucion also, at night it is safe.

Use pesos and save for the next chica.

When bargaining act like 100 pesos is $10 and 200 is $20.

This aids in your appearance and savings.

Best of luck.

[DJ FourMoney]

You are. I take the bus. I can sleep to and back from Tj. Compared to driving, it's only like 15 minutes more cause of the stops. Definitely worth it so you can rest on the trip.

While in Santa Ana, I got all the Bus information and its reasonable given gas prices and parking.

Thanks Perv for breaking it down. I've been on a Saturday and during the week, both at night and overspent both times.

I guess these would be alley girls for $22US since you mentioned "naked" when the AB girl(s) I have been with stripped down to nothing...

I have things to buy but the need to get laid is calling...

[Efjayel]

I Feel better now.
I thought I was the only insane driving 5 hours round trip to get laid

You are. I take the bus. I can sleep to and back from Tj. Compared to driving, it's only like 15 minutes more cause of the stops. Definitely worth it so you can rest on the trip.

[Sgt Perv]

Your definitely a sex addict. Anyone who has 3+ girlfriends in the US has no reason to step foot in TJ more than 4 times a year.

Not saying I have three plus girlfriends but I will stop going to TJ when all women are the same.

[Cool]

I was not talking about the chicas. lol

I was referring to my real gfs in the USA.

Your definitely a sex addict. Anyone who has 3+ girlfriends in the US has no reason to step foot in TJ more than 4 times a year.

[Cool]

No. The M is short for masculino ie sexo masculino= male

Thats what I thought. That is scary because I seen an ID where the person has hair like a woman and almost looks like a woman but the M confirmed my suspicion.