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[Roguesta]

efjayel: i have to say that i do take great offense for you to suggest that i would not think that [CodeWord123] is not a big deal. the one time that this happened happened at the spur of the moment, and the consent was mutual of all involved. there are many out there who think that men who pay prostitutes are the types who think that [CodeWord123] is no big deal.

[Efjayel]

the sound of him receiving pleasure was creepy as hell to me. hated the sound of some man moaning in my ear. it has been 8 years and it still creepy if i think about it.

yes exactly!

i have had sex with a woman while my friend was having sex with another woman...seemed to go rather smoothly. i never once thought about checking him out. i guess i was rather focused on the project at hand. and fortunately....no one farted.

well i think you're just a weirdo as well as your friend. not to put you down or anything but guys in your position are usually the ones that think [CodeWord123] isn't a big deal. i read about it some time ago.

but here are some of my reasons as to why i like mps better.

what metropolitan... i mean massage parlor do you go to? and what are the prices, time, experiences and such?

1. i like that idea but then i also think about the ones i don't pick and wonder if they think they're inferior cause i don't pick them.

2. most hotel rooms are clean and comfortable also, well clean but not sanitary.

3. i don't have that problem. i know spanish very well and have a lenghty talk before ever "trying them out."

4. see # 3. expensive it might be but i use this time to get to know the girl. i'm not too fond of the idea of meeting a girl then going straight to bed. while this might be a fantasy for most, i find it awkward. there needs to be a little bit of intimacy.

5. the only problem with certain showers is that the water doesn't get warm.

6. what, it's unlimited time?

7. not sure i'd like it to be completely quiet while going through the moves otherwise it can get awkward.

8. there's no smoke in the hotel rooms.

9. really, hotter? that's not what i've heard of most of the girls working at massage parlors.

10.

[Sgt Perv]

Well I guess that is why I really do not like most porn. I remember one time I was in the military and was in Italy. I was driving a little mini van by the Tower of Pisa. I had three friends with me and we were sort of site seeing. We discovered this road full of hookers ( later we were told it was refer to as ***** ally). One of the guys wanted one of the girls for a bj. Well it was close to dark and we told him we did not care and we were not leaving the van ( we did not trust area and were concerned about the military van getting stolen). He picked this girl and now he does not want to do it outside. He wants it in the front seat of the van. Now he is about 6'6'' so when he spread out for service his head was about 1 foot from mine. I did not watch nor did I want to. The sound of him receiving pleasure was creepy as hell to me. Hated the sound of some man moaning in my ear. It has been 8 years and it still creepy if I think about it.

[Roguesta]

I have had sex with a woman while my friend was having sex with another woman...seemed to go rather smoothly. I never once thought about checking him out. I guess I was rather focused on the project at hand. And fortunately....no one farted.

[Funny Man]

How much you spent total -- $80 or $80+40 =$120 ? 80 is reasonable .. but 120 not.

Yes. It's not cheap. It would be cheaper for sure to hook up with a SW.

But here are some of my reasons as to why I like MPs better.

1) Several girls stand in a line for you and you choose the one you want. Usually, there's 6 or more.

2) The room is clean and comfortable. (I don't know anything about sharing rooms).

3) No small talk necessary; she's giving you a massage. How many times have you guys experienced the unconfortable silence before getting to business or trying to remember what you learned from your Spanish lessons in high school.

4) No purchase of your drinks or the girls drinks. This is a money drainer. How many times have you guys thought, "why are you drinking so fast, how many more drinks do I have to buy?"

5) There's a shower. A decent clean one.

6) Privacy. There isn't anyone banging on the door or looking at you or trying to sell you flowers or a drink or a picture.

7) Quiet. I know some of you guys like the music they play at AB or HK, but I am not really a fan.

8) No smoke. The air is clean.

9) Arguably the girls are hotter. At least you don't have to look at the next guy and wish you had his girl.

10) Your cab driver happily escorts you the MP and don't ask for a tip since they get a cut. This is a joke.

There's other reasons I'm sure. But I'd trade all of these positives for a few bucks.

[Efjayel]

pr0n doesn't watch back nor are the guys good buddies of mine that could lead to future awkward moments. What if you fart in the middle of it or can't get it up? He'll never let that down.

[Roguesta]

I guess that would make it difficult to watch most porn, then

[Sgt Perv]

I would think that having sex in the same room while my friend is also doing the same thing in a bed just a few feet away from me would be a total mood killer. Last thing I want see while I'm naked is a friend of mine naked looking back. Even less so if he has a boner going on. Who cares that theres a hot chick right next to me.

I totally agree. Do not want to see some man's bare ass. If there is another boner in the room, I am at the wrong party! My buddies and I will never be that close.

[Efjayel]

I got one of the beds my friend got the other bed and my last friend had to fuck in the bathroom LOL. It was an awesome adventure to say the least. Very memorable.

I would think that having sex in the same room while my friend is also doing the same thing in a bed just a few feet away from me would be a total mood killer. Last thing I want see while I'm naked is a friend of mine naked looking back. Even less so if he has a boner going on. Who cares that theres a hot chick right next to me.

[Santij]

Upon popular demand, I am writing an addendum to my previous post. I don't get to go down to TJ as much as I would like for obvious reasons. It's a BIG event for me. So, when I do, I get really excited and check out this forum every day, with my anticipation building.

I went alone and took a cab to TJ. I actually tried to get into Mermaids, but no one was there. So, I decided to go to Hong Kong. After checking out a few girls, I decided to hang out with a girl in the corner. She wasn't the hottest chick, but very pretty, black hair and with a leather jacket. I think she had a police outfit of some kind. I bought her a drink and we seemed to hit it off, and then she had another drink. As she was gulping those drinks down, I realized that I need to move quickly before I lost all my money. I asked her how much it was for a lap dance. I just wanted to test the waters first. She said "70". I repeated myself, obviously she didn't understand what I said. She said I could do anything that I wanted. I was still confused, so rather than trying to figure everything out, I decided to go to Luxor.

In my mind, I thought that I could pay the $40 fee to the MP and then negotiate for extras. I thought that it would be on par with going to HK or Adelitas considering all those lady drinks, room, etc. And I like the cleaner rooms. It seems more sanitary anyway. So, I went to Luxor and chose a hottie. Man, she was HOT! Big tits, nice ass, and a great looking face. She said she was model when she wasn't working. It's amazing how you can be with a chick that you can never be with in your normal life. She went totally nude for the $40, I think she was supposed to stay dressed. The nude massage is $55. I asked her how men she "massaged" everyday and she said at least one or two a day. But then she smiled at me and told me that I was the first one that day. At least she had a sense of humor. Long story short, we negotiated $80 for everything (she wanted $100). She rubbed my dick and then sucked it and then I blew my load. She then gave me another back massage. As I lay there, with her massaging me, I was actually content that I blew my load before doing her. I've been worried about getting herpes from one of these girls and you really can't get it from a handjob and BJ with a condom. All in all, I was a happy camper. Did, I mention she was HOT! Ha. Sorry, if the story was anti-climactic. Maybe you guys were expecting more.

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How much you spent total -- $80 or $80+40 =$120 ? 80 is reasonable .. but 120 not.

[Depeche Mode]

Me and my buddies went to Luxor on our first trip to TJ. Its more expensive but the hotel is beautiful. The MP made all 3 of us share a room. I'll brake it down like this. 3 of us, we each paid 55 to the MP, then at the hotel room the chicks gave us the prices: 100 full service (sex), 80 BJ and 60 for a handy. I got one of the beds my friend got the other bed and my last friend had to fuck in the bathroom LOL. It was an awesome adventure to say the least. Very memorable.

[Efjayel]

I just wanted to test the waters first. She said "70". I repeated myself, obviously she didn't understand what I said. She said I could do anything that I wanted. I was still confused, so rather than trying to figure everything out, I decided to go to Luxor.

You fool, you where talking about a regular lap dance and she was talking about a private lap dance in the private booths. There she'll do a naked lap dance and basically let you do anything to her.

I've done it only once but didn't opt for the sex part. It was only $20 dollars for the private lap dance and 5 dollars extra for the hand job which I never finished cause she wanted me to cum on the wall and I wanted to cum on her tits. Another girl told it would be $50 and included sex. I turned that offer down cause use of the private booth is limited to two songs. Two songs playing in the club finish and your time is up. I'd feel like I'm being rushed. I find that a rip off plus its crammped in those booths. I instead told the girl I'd rather take her to a room where I have 30 minutes instead of two songs plus the use of a bed.

[Funny Man]

Upon popular demand, I am writing an addendum to my previous post. I don't get to go down to TJ as much as I would like for obvious reasons. It's a BIG event for me. So, when I do, I get really excited and check out this forum every day, with my anticipation building.

I went alone and took a cab to TJ. I actually tried to get into Mermaids, but no one was there. So, I decided to go to Hong Kong. After checking out a few girls, I decided to hang out with a girl in the corner. She wasn't the hottest chick, but very pretty, black hair and with a leather jacket. I think she had a police outfit of some kind. I bought her a drink and we seemed to hit it off, and then she had another drink. As she was gulping those drinks down, I realized that I need to move quickly before I lost all my money. I asked her how much it was for a lap dance. I just wanted to test the waters first. She said "70". I repeated myself, obviously she didn't understand what I said. She said I could do anything that I wanted. I was still confused, so rather than trying to figure everything out, I decided to go to Luxor.

In my mind, I thought that I could pay the $40 fee to the MP and then negotiate for extras. I thought that it would be on par with going to HK or Adelitas considering all those lady drinks, room, etc. And I like the cleaner rooms. It seems more sanitary anyway. So, I went to Luxor and chose a hottie. Man, she was HOT! Big tits, nice ass, and a great looking face. She said she was model when she wasn't working. It's amazing how you can be with a chick that you can never be with in your normal life. She went totally nude for the $40, I think she was supposed to stay dressed. The nude massage is $55. I asked her how men she "massaged" everyday and she said at least one or two a day. But then she smiled at me and told me that I was the first one that day. At least she had a sense of humor. Long story short, we negotiated $80 for everything (she wanted $100). She rubbed my dick and then sucked it and then I blew my load. She then gave me another back massage. As I lay there, with her massaging me, I was actually content that I blew my load before doing her. I've been worried about getting herpes from one of these girls and you really can't get it from a handjob and BJ with a condom. All in all, I was a happy camper. Did, I mention she was HOT! Ha. Sorry, if the story was anti-climactic. Maybe you guys were expecting more.

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[Efjayel]

I was at Luxor and I had a great time. I started off at Hong Kong. After wasting a few drinks on a girl there, I decided to go the Luxor. I don't need any BS. I want a hot chick to rub and suck my dick in a clean enviroment. Anyone else feel this way, or am I the only one? I like Luxor and Monte Carlo, haven't been to any of the other ones.

Yes, please give use details. That's what this forum is about, sharing our experiences.

[Adventur]

So you do not like the callejon. We understand.

What happened at luxor? How much did you pay? What did get?

Give us some details please?

Thanks

I was at Luxor and I had a great time. I started off at Hong Kong. After wasting a few drinks on a girl there, I decided to go the Luxor. I don't need any BS. I want a hot chick to rub and suck my dick in a clean enviroment. Anyone else feel this way, or am I the only one? I like Luxor and Monte Carlo, haven't been to any of the other ones.