General Reports

[Efjayel]

It was in the Zona, actually the street corners of the zona, where the taco stands are that I've been approached by those guys promising me where to find the hottest girls and oriental massages. They'll usually block my path and start talking to me. I simply step to the side out of their way and continue walking never making eye contact.

So anyways, where Stateside can I find oriental girls?

[Country John]

A lot of guys look for orientals in the Zona, or ask about an oriental massage. Save your time and money, there are none. There are a lot of Chinese of course, especially in Mexicali, but none work in the sex industry unfortunately. The Chinese are well respected and are usually hooked up in some business venture. They have a way of making things go right and they stick together.

If you want some oriental delights, you'll have to go State-side.

Never go aywhere with a street hustler. NEVER do it. Never let them follow you.

Stay in the Zona. It is the Zone of Tolerance in TJ, and you are safer there. Walking around outside the block is asking for trouble.

Country John

[Firedsup]

EFJAYEl sorry dude, what I was saying in years past compared to today it is still the same putas are putas the only difference it was $15 or $20, today it is $60 or $70 or more.

Sorry about the mis-understanding, just saying it is not any different than it was many years back, the women are still asking and the men are still playing.

In the 90's one of my favorite places used to be on Revo. Blvd a Bar called the Unicorn, went down a flight of 20 steps into the den of hell and then let the games begin.

Happy hunting

[Depeche Mode]

Hey Gang, First detailed report so this will be long sorry,

So I recently ordered my birth certificate. Feb 5th is when I wrote the 12 dollar check. Feb 21 is when I received it! I was freakin happy, my friends have been wanting to go back and I could not because of the new security measures and such. Anyway planning a trip in March.

Onto an actual report:

This was our first experience:

So me and my buddy were on xbox 360 playing when he says "lets get some King tacos". I said "fine", he comes and gets me and we go to eat, while there he tells me how he wants to break up with his girl. And then we start suggesting stuff we could do Vegas, clubbing, parites etc. Then he says Mexico. Now we had just seen "Harsh Times" and were both like "Lets do it! ".

So he calls up his friend (who is always down) and we picked him up and we were off. We are from L. A. So the drive was about 2 hours. When we got close (Just before the sign reads "Last US exit") my first words were "is that hell? " it looked so beautiful the bright ambers from all the lights. It was a Friday night I beleive, could have been Sat, anyway all the parking lots were full so we had to park on the side walk really far from the border. We arrived at around 1am.

We walked the long bridge excited and nervous. We then made it to the Pearly gates (cattle like turnstyles). We got into the cab directly infront of the gate, my friend asked for a good place to fuck (aka a *****house) the driver said "the tightest cleanest girls can be found at The Luxor massage parlor".

Now this is our first time, we did not know shit so we said "yes" and went there. Dude they line them up in the parlor and I think I died and went to heaven LOL. The guy at the cash register said there having a special get this: 2 girls, 2 guys (me and my buddy) for 55$ each 1 hotel room with 2 beds we agreed. So the dude asked us to pick our girls, my friends were very nervous so I picked first, a Tall black hair 30 something year old she was awesome.

She took me up to the hotel room (the hotel was really cool looking but the rooms were sub par at best) When she opened the door in my head I saw US or even TJ cops just waitin. But nothing, so here is the shitty part, after paying the guy downstaris 55 bucks for 35 minutes she wants either 85 for a BJ 100 for full service or 65 for a hand job. I'm like "fuck", I don't have enough I had like 90 bucks in my pocket, my friend got there with his girl and I told him whats up and he was like "dam that sucks". So I got a BJ on the left bed while he got a handy on the right bed. IT WAS AWESOME! LOL me and my friend were cracking jokes and the girls were yelling at us. Btw they both got fully nude she did a good Condom BJ. My other friend got to bang her in the bathroom cause he had 100 bucks lucky bastard.

Anyway we then headed back to the border in a taxi. At the border all they wanted was our citizen declaration and drivers licence. We went home laughing and telling stories of how fun that was.

Ok that was really long I want to tell ya guys about the following trip we did but I will save that for later!

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[Juan Gonzalez]

Don't give money to them, I hope your get your money back, you can't tell me what is the name of the place where the Chinese girls are and the directions.

[Efjayel]

Awesome! Soupmonger2, please keep us up to date as what happens to the cops and your friends money.

[Tjmee]

Chinese in Mexico?

You have to use some common sense there though man.

[Country John]

Sorry to report another police robbery. Saturday night, my buddy was approached at the top of Constitution by a street tout ranting about accompanying him to a new place full of young Chinese girls for bargain prices. Following my advice to him over the years, he ignored this creep and kept walking.

But the tout tagged along then offering Vicoden tablets for sale. At that point, three cops swooped them both up and declared that since my buddy was hanging with a known Vicoden dealer, he must be one too. After searching them both and discovering (surprise) three Vicoden tablets, they were both threatened with arrest and jailing for seventy-two hours.

Of course the dealer was released and my friend was ordered to an ATM in a nearby store where he was bullied into withdrawing and paying two hundred bucks.

The good news is that after reporting the incident to a local bar owner, he called the police chief, who appeared irate and insisted that if the bad cops could be identified, they would be arrested and the money returned. BTW, store surveillance cameras captured the ATM shakedown on tape. So now we wait.

Classic. IN the future, REFUSE TO PAY. REFUSE TO PAY. REFUSE TO PAY. REFUSE TO PAY. REFUSE TO PAY.

Your friend MUST follow through on this. The cops WILL be arrested.

[Supermonger2]

Sorry to report another police robbery. Saturday night, my buddy was approached at the top of Constitution by a street tout ranting about accompanying him to a new place full of young Chinese girls for bargain prices. Following my advice to him over the years, he ignored this creep and kept walking.

But the tout tagged along then offering Vicoden tablets for sale. At that point, three cops swooped them both up and declared that since my buddy was hanging with a known Vicoden dealer, he must be one too. After searching them both and discovering (surprise) three Vicoden tablets, they were both threatened with arrest and jailing for seventy-two hours.

Of course the dealer was released and my friend was ordered to an ATM in a nearby store where he was bullied into withdrawing and paying two hundred bucks.

The good news is that after reporting the incident to a local bar owner, he called the police chief, who appeared irate and insisted that if the bad cops could be identified, they would be arrested and the money returned. BTW, store surveillance cameras captured the ATM shakedown on tape. So now we wait.

[Country John]

This I did not know...Thanks CJ and congrats on your soon forthcoming milestone : Your 1000th informative POST! Mr CJ the TJ wikipedia..

Sheesh, 1000 posts. I have too much time on my hands! Thanks though. It is a milestone isn't it? Well, always happy to be of service!

Just an FYI, in case nobody noticed.

Last Saturday, around 10:00-ish, 2 or 3 pickups loaded with Federales sporting full helmets, flak jackets, ski masks and automatic weapons conducted several raids.

I was just coming around the corner from the alley to pick up my amigo from AB. One posse went charging up the stairs into the hotel to the left of AB as you're facing the door. Then, just ahead of me a bunch more went charging into AB. The doorman wouldn't let anybody in for a while. When I was able to go back, my amigo said they came, went behind the bar and started rooting around. Looking for drugs? Who knows?

I was told they searched other apartments along the street as well, but I didn't see that.

My new street friend insisted that it was all just for show...

PP

These guys are fucking serious and don;t let ANYONE tell you otherwise. They are looking hard for narcotraficantes, weapons, dope, large stashes of cash, etc. They are very serious so respect them and do what they say. They are well trained and are there to do a job. Many of these guys are young men, give them a "thumbs up" when they drive by.

Right now, the military are doing background checks on TJPD right up to the chief. He (the chief) no longer has TJPD body guards, they are military. This is for obvious reasons.

The military has also posted an annonymous citizen tip line so citizens can report things that are out-of-place in their hood. A "first" for Tijuana, and the phone has been ringing off the hook.

Despite what anyone says, the new government is taking matters very seriously and have pledged to see it through. It might take 100 years to do it, but if not now, when?

[Phordphan]

Just an FYI, in case nobody noticed.

Last Saturday, around 10:00-ish, 2 or 3 pickups loaded with Federales sporting full helmets, flak jackets, ski masks and automatic weapons conducted several raids.

I was just coming around the corner from the alley to pick up my amigo from AB. One posse went charging up the stairs into the hotel to the left of AB as you're facing the door. Then, just ahead of me a bunch more went charging into AB. The doorman wouldn't let anybody in for a while. When I was able to go back, my amigo said they came, went behind the bar and started rooting around. Looking for drugs? Who knows?

I was told they searched other apartments along the street as well, but I didn't see that.

My new street friend insisted that it was all just for show...

PP

[Naked Gunz]

Any cop who engages in shake downs is very stupid. The state has had over 280 TJPD and State police officers fired, and about 200 are in jail as a result of their criminal activity. So the heat is on.
Country John

This I did not know...Thanks CJ and congrats on your soon forthcoming milestone : Your 1000th informative POST! Mr CJ the TJ wikipedia..

[Country John]

How is TJ right now, is it a bit safer then a few weeks ago, I was just wondering, and I have a question about las pulgas, what kind of club is it?

TJ is OK right now. That is not to say that you should be careless or any less diligent in looking out for your personal security now than at any time in the past.

The running gun fights are not intended to harm you the tourist.

I had a 3 hour meeting with the Director and Sub Director of the State Department of Tourism in Tijuana last week and I was fully briefed on the situation. I came away very impressed with the action being taken by the federal and state governments, as well as the role being played by the military and I have to say that these good men and women have had enough of the violence.

Any cop who engages in shake downs is very stupid. The state has had over 280 TJPD and State police officers fired, and about 200 are in jail as a result of their criminal activity. So the heat is on.

If you are shaken down by a TJPD or State Police officer, get their name, vehicle number, make a note of the time and location and then file a complaint. I guarantee you that it will be taken seriously and action will be taken.

I feel much better living in TJ right now. Better than any time before. If you don't want to file the complaint on your own, contact me and I will assist you.

Efjayel has created what is probably the best map of TJ I have every looked at. Here is the link: http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/2448/tj2copyuc1.gif
so check it out.

Las Pulgas is a very large club with several "rooms." One is a traditional "disco," one is a much larger live Banda room, they have another rancho disco room etc. There is a cover charge to get in. Las Pulgas is where you'll find the locals. The disco will have more gringos. But the banda rooms is where the hotties go to hook up. I'm telling you that there are some very pretty girls there, civillians and mostly non-Tijuana natives.

I used to go there every weekend with my girlie. I'd spend the time in the disco but they put a glass storefront wall up on the street side that closes the place in and I don;t feel safe there any more.

This place gets THOUSANDS of people and there is only one way out (on the disco side). If there were ever a fire it would be a disaster. ON the other hand, if I were a single guy looking for a latina girlfriend, Las Pulgas would be the place to start.

Country John

[Mofo Monger]

So I was down in SD for the long weekend. Even took a day off on Friday for some extra "mongering" time in TJ. Half way down I realized I forgot my passport. Can't turn back as there is no way I can explain to Mrs Mofo why I need a passport to go to Disneyland. All weekend I kept checking this board to see if anyone went to TJ minus passport. Only saw one guy make it back but didn't want to risk getting stuck at the border and having to have the Mrs. Start questioning why I was in Mexico.

So no TJ tail for me this time. Boy. I'm pretty sad. But on the flip side, there is always next month and the Mrs isn't coming this time. Whoo Hooo.

[Efjayel]

And now I finally know where to find the best fish taco. I've tried many taco stands, apparently all wrong places. Great job! Thanks Efjayel.

Also talking about coordinates, I noticed that all the little spinners stand at the southeast corner of the Av Const. and Coahuila intersection. Any particular reason for that? But the highest quality seems around outside of Hong Kong club.

Thank you!

I found out about that taco stand from other members here. They recommended it. It's off the tourist path so I'm surprised anyone even found it. And they give you so much for one taco. The taco stands in the Zona Norte are stingy and over priced compared to them. I asked them once and they told me they close their stand everyday at 6PM so if you go late, it wont be there.

This taco stand is usually crowded with locals and a few tourists who know about it. I guess if they moved into the tourist spot their quality would perhaps also go down. So this is just one place, but who knows what other gems are off the beaten path that we don't know about.

If anyone finds anything worth mentioning, please share. I'll check it out and put it in my map.

As for the hotter girls being around outside of Hong Kong, this is the same as Adelitas and its Hottie Central. Or who knows, perhaps once the girl registers they are told where to stand on the street.