General Reports

[Country John]

and a lot less attractive than some of the SW's in the alley.

Just MHO.

Team Juanita is a credible organization and the girls are as pictured. I know, I took a lot of the pictures. What you see is what shows up at the door. The service is honest and most of the girls are a lot of fun. Many are housewives etc earning extra cash etc but they know what they are doing, it is not a scam it is totally legit.

Don't order a girl that you are not happy with in the pictures. Get on the phone and talk to the service, they are there to help you and will be most accomodating. You can consider this an endorsement.

Country John

[Country John]

Expect EVERY officer to be an asshole.

Expect to be interrogated. Tell the truth. You are in TJ chasing the girls. It is totally cool to say it. I say it EVERY time I return.

Don't bring anything illegal back. Don't be stoopid.

You are dealing with guys who joined the force to save the country and here they are asking stoopid questions to freshly laid mongers returning with a silly grin on their face. How depressing must that be? Put yourself in their place.

EXPECT EVERY OFFICER TO BE AN ASSHOLE. Do not lie. Do not be afraid, you have jsut as much right to cross the border as anyone and ASSHOLE officers have NO right to stop you from doing that:

1. UNLESS YOU LIE,
2. DON'T HAVE YOUR PAPERWORK IN ORDER
3. ARE CARRYING SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BE CARRYING

It is a crime to lie to a Federal Law Enforcement Officer so DON'T. Once you lie they can do all kinds of fun things like detain you, deport you, deny entry etc. etc. All you want to do is go home after sessioning some lusty latina(s) but you got some illegal drugs in your stuff -- stoopid, you come off like someone they'd like to get to know better ("walking probable cause").

You know what I mean.

Be Safe and Be Nice

Country John

[Conejito]

U.S. Ass-hole alert! By the way I'm a very straight-looking white guy.

A new security guy on the US side of the Sentri line (he's white, with glasses and brownish-blonde hair and i think sideburns) is really messed up. Quotes:

"For the last time, are you bringing back anything from Mexico like prescription drugs or anything", after asking twice! Then he made me empty all my pockets right there at the ID counter. i pity anyone with a cigar or viagra or valium or whatever.

"How long are you staying in San Diego" this after seeing from my license that i live in l.a. He still asked twice, after i told him i was not staying in san diego, he would not believe i was going back to l.a.

There was more BS but I don't remember it all. Good luck.

[Asian Shark]

I will be traveling to your mongering town in June. June 22 - 25th. If anyone would like to play some golf during the day and monger at night. Please PM me. I will be staying near San Ysidro.

Hope to see some of you mongers.

Asian Shark

[Lascivious]

Interesting information about the change in Mexico's drug laws.

Mexico's Congress Legalizes Drugs for Personal Use
Friday, April 28, 2006

Fast Facts: What Would Be Legal in Mexico?
MEXICO CITY — Mexico's Congress approved a bill Friday decriminalizing possession of small amounts of marijuana, ecstasy, cocaine and heroin for personal use — a measure sure to raise questions in Washington about Mexico's commitment to the war on drugs.

The only remaining step was the signature of President Vicente Fox, whose office indicated he would sign it.

Supporters said the law would let police focus on drug smuggling, rather than on busting casual users. The bill also would stiffen many drug-related penalties: for trafficking, for possession near schools, and for possession of even small quantities by government employees.

Criminal penalties for drug sales would remain on the books.

"We can't close our eyes to this reality," said Sen. Jorge Zermeno, of Fox's conservative National Action Party. "We cannot continue to fill our jails with people who have addictions."

The administration of U.S. President George W. Bush scrambled to come up with a response.

"We're still studying the legislation, but any effort to decriminalize illegal drugs would not be helpful," a U.S. diplomat said on condition of anonymity.

The bill, passed by Mexico's Senate on a 53-26 vote with one abstention, had already been quietly approved in the lower house of Congress and was sent Friday to the president's desk. Presidential spokesman Ruben Aguilar indicated Fox would sign it.

"This law gives police and prosecutors better legal tools to combat drug crimes that do so much damage to our youth and children," he said.

If signed into law, the bill could have an impact on Mexico's relationship with the United States — and on the vast numbers of vacationing students who visit Mexico, often to take advantage of its rarely enforced drinking age of 18.

The bill says criminal charges will no longer be brought for possession of up to 25 milligrams of heroin, five grams of marijuana — about one-fifth of an ounce, or about four joints — and half a gram of cocaine — about half the standard street-size quantity, which is enough for several lines of the drug.

"No charges will be brought against ... addicts or consumers who are found in possession of any narcotic for personal use," the Senate bill reads. It also lays out allowable quantities for a large array of other drugs, including LSD, MDA, ecstasy — about two pills' worth — and amphetamines.

Some of the amounts are eye-popping: Mexicans would be allowed to possess a kilogram (2.2 pounds) of peyote, the button-sized hallucinogenic cactus used in some native Indian religious ceremonies.

Mexican law now leaves open the possibility of dropping charges against people caught with drugs if they are considered addicts and if "the amount is the quantity necessary for personal use." But the exemption isn't automatic.

The new bill drops the "addict" requirement — automatically allowing any "consumers" to have drugs — and sets out specific allowable quantities.

Sale of all drugs would remain illegal under the proposed law, unlike the Netherlands, where the sale of marijuana for medical use is legal and it can be bought with a prescription in pharmacies.

While Dutch authorities look the other way regarding the open sale of cannabis in designated coffee shops — something Mexican police seem unlikely to do — the Dutch have zero tolerance for heroin and cocaine. In both countries, commercial growing of marijuana is outlawed.

In Colombia, a 1994 court ruling decriminalized personal possession of small amounts of cocaine, heroin and other drugs. But President Alvaro Uribe, who is almost assured of re-election next month, wants to change that with a constitutional amendment.

"Allowing the personal dosage of drugs is inconsistent with a country committed to fighting the war on drugs," Uribe said at a campaign stop.

The effects could be significant, given that Mexico is rapidly becoming a drug-consuming nation as well as a shipment point for traffickers, and given the number of U.S. students who flock to border cities or resorts like Cancun and Acapulco on vacation.

"This is going to increase addictions in Mexico," said Ulisis Bon, a drug treatment expert in Tijuana, where heroin use is rampant. "A lot of Americans already come here to buy medications they can't get up there ... Just imagine, with heroin."

U.S. legalization advocates greeted the bill with glee.

Ethan Nadelmann, director of the New York-based Drug Policy Alliance, called it "a very good move," saying it removed "a huge opportunity for low-level police corruption." In Mexico, police often release people detained for minor drug possession in exchange for bribes.

[Bend It]

A journey I have done many times. At that time in the morning the traffic will not be bad - it may only get busy when very close to airport. I have found that even at times when other cities get busy with commuters the traffic around SD does not get really bad!! Therefore, 20 to 30 minutes should be more than enough.

However, when I have tried to travel to airports and leave it as late as possible I have encountered unexpected delays - that is why I am saying it may take as long as 30 mins.

PNI

Hi. Hope you have a great trip. I *have* been caught in traffic at 6 am around San Diego, so would suggest leaving more than 20 or 30 minutes to get from the border to the airport. For myself, I'd leave 1 hour, just to be safe. Best wishes!

[Asian Shark]

Hello Fellow Mongers

I will have a chance to visit you mongers from East Coast ( Wash DC ) this June. June 22nd - June 25th for three nights and four days. I will be staying near Tijuana on US side. I would love to hang with any of you mongers for a round of Golf during the days and Tijuana chicas during the nights. Any of you mongers interested, please let me know.

Asian Shark

[Pnireland]

Does anyone know how long it takes to drive from the border to the San Diego airport at around 6am on a Friday morning? I gotta catch an 8:15am flight, but don't know what to anticipate for traffic.

Thanks!

ME

A journey I have done many times. At that time in the morning the traffic will not be bad - it may only get busy when very close to airport. I have found that even at times when other cities get busy with commuters the traffic around SD does not get really bad!! Therefore, 20 to 30 minutes should be more than enough.

However, when I have tried to travel to airports and leave it as late as possible I have encountered unexpected delays - that is why I am saying it may take as long as 30 mins.

PNI

[Muff Eater]

Does anyone know how long it takes to drive from the border to the San Diego airport at around 6am on a Friday morning? I gotta catch an 8:15am flight, but don't know what to anticipate for traffic.

Thanks!

ME

[Reinaldo]

Could someone please tell me about the service Team Juanita? The girls look to good to be true. I have seen a post saying it is a ripoff. Could you please explain what the problem is with this service?

Thanks!

I have never gone with any of the girls from Team Juanita because I'm not willing to pay $150 an hour. That said my understanding is that Team Juanita is legit. The girls are for real.

[QuackUp]

As they say, timing is everything. No matter where you monger, Brazil, Thailand, Tj.. A good example, last Saturday, me and a friend went to Tj.. First stop B/T.. We go in and there are about 3 to 4 outstanding looking chicas I would have loved to done. I was meeting Marielos there so all I did was look. My friend was telling me how he took a bunch of friends here the week before but there was no talent what so-ever. All his friends left the bar disappointed vowing never to return to this bar.

My friend was commenting on how if his same friends were here last Saturday, their view of the bar would have been so much different. I guess my point is, you never know what you are going to find but never stop looking even if your last trip was somewhat of a disappointment.

Anyways, Marielos set up my friend with one of her girlfriends and we went to dinner then to La Ma Masion to finish off the evening.

We went to dinner and I highly recommend this place, Cheripan. It is an Argentine restaurant and we all had the steaks. Everyone loved it. The atmostphere is like going to an upscale restaurant in L.A.. They have different prices for the steaks but the one I got was for $15.00usd and I took half of it home. Just like the gourmet restaurants here, everyting is ala carte.

The dinner and drinks for the 4 of us came out to roughly $100usd. If you want to impress that special girl, I recommend this restaurant. It is located near the Grand Hotel to give you an idea of what section of town it is in.

Q

[Hilo Boy]

Could someone please tell me about the service Team Juanita? The girls look to good to be true. I have seen a post saying it is a ripoff. Could you please explain what the problem is with this service?

Thanks!

[Thumperr]

I think these have all been kidnappings on the US side right and they were taken to TJ? I only noticed the report on the link you posted.

I love it!!!

Kusi is hebrew for pussy!

[Bolthead]

You didn't mention how long you were in the room with the chica. If it was for an hour you got a very good deal.

BTW the cabby gets a commission up to $20 for taking you to a mp. That's why he didn't want to take you to HK or Chicago.

No it wasnt an hour. it was more like a half hour (i think?), but there was no clock watching or anything. We went as long as it took me to get off.

[Goodfeller]

JazznGolf,

I've crossed many times and have generally found that daytime is typically worst. Morning and afternoon can be 2 hour waits but generally less early in the afternoon and at night. I've had no waits late at night if that's an option. Avoid your typical rush hour times. But, very late is quickest.