General Reports

[Lucky_Manuelo]

I was so hoping to meet Guadalupe on my recent visit to Tijuana. There has been so many wonderful reports on this young woman, and I have been so impressed by what you have all written, that I feel it is a pity that I shall not have the opportunity of spending some quality time with this legendary sex provider before leaving for the dark continent. Pity, yes.

I understand Guadalupe vacations on the sunny coast of Central Mexico; Jalisco, I believe, in that sleepy fishing village of Acapulco. Hmmm, now I wonder if this is a working vacation, or does she rest, relax, and revitalize herself for the coming year of hard work -yes, it's hard work- bach on the streets of Zona Norte. Sad, I should be leaving without 'getting lucky' with Lupe. For as we all know by now, I'm Lucky, Lucky Manuelo.

Cheers, all.

P.S. T, Baja, Rocket, Wasabi, Fargo, Felix the Car, all my love, never change. Sometimes all we have left is the shadow of her smile.

[Lucky_Manuelo]

I was so hoping to meet Guadalupe on my recent visit to Tijuana. There has been so many wonderful reports on this young woman, and I have been so impressed by what you have all written, that I feel it is a pity that I shall not have the opportunity of spending some quality time with this legendary sex provider before leaving for the dark continent. Pity, yes.

I understand Guadalupe vacations on the sunny coast of Central Mexico; Jalisco, I believe, in that sleepy fishing village of Acapulco. Hmmm, now I wonder if this is a working vacation, or does she rest, relax, and revitalize herself for the coming year of hard work -yes, it's hard work- bach on the streets of Zona Norte. Sad, I should be leaving without 'getting lucky' with Lupe. For as we all know by now, I'm Lucky, Lucky Manuelo.

Cheers, all.

P.S. T, Baja, Rocket, Wasabi, Fargo, Felix the Car, all my love, never change. Sometimes all we have left is the shadow of her smile.

[night owl]

Best place to grope strippers would have to be Peanuts. I go there on Fridays and Saturdays and see one named Fierrari. She may still be there, just ask the guys out front. On the stage, she literally let you DATY her if you put a dollar in your mouth and lay on stage. In private, there is nothing she won't do.

Just come right out with it to the girl. Business is business. It will bear a premuim to the standard cost. Some guys have paid $20. to $30 extra. Not all girls will go for it, but you won't have to have very many interviews to find one who will. Be patient and talk to the girls. If the girl you're talking to comes back "no" then ask her who will go.

Hong Kong Bar.

I can only speculate, but probably they want a ride on top of busting a nut. Besides it's fun.

Now go have some and post!! Good luck!

Country John

[California Guy]

Man TJ is sucking! I know it is Tuesday but I have been on a Tuesday, even a Monday, where it was 10x better! Hit HK first and there were about 15 girls working, 5 which were even worthy of payment. I mean 3 were 7s and 8s but I wouldn't do 10 of these girls for free in the US, don't want to sound mean but maybe they just weren't my type? I also noticed as I was sitting by the main stage that 5 of 6 girls who danced while I was there had C-sections, is this a common practice in Mexico? Well I met some gringo and hung out which was sadly the funnest part of HK LOL, and I'm not a homo either We just chilled and had some beers, he was a full newbie so it was funny watching him react. We ended up walking over to AB, the streets were empty, and even AB was bad! I was telling this guy how many great looking girls were there and when we walked in I was amazed to see so few. In fact there were just not many girls and probably a 2-1 guy to girl ratio which was very noticable. He picked up some girl but I wasn't impressed so I walked back to HK before I was going home. I found one of the girls I had done before and she was fun so I figured I would see how much fun I could have. Needless to say it was horrible! She was kind of lit up, seemed almost like she was high on something, so was basically half awake. I like her as a person but I won't session with her again, in fact I am not sure whats up with TJ anymore because it seems to get worse by the day. Oh well I may try again and then if it is just bad I'm not wasting the money, although I may try one of the escorts down there and see if they are good. It sucks though because I do like TJ in terms of decent rates and some hot girls but maybe it isn't my game as much as others. Plus I am going to Brazil soon and those are the girls I really dream about best save my money for my fun lol.

Take care!

Cali

[Rabo Verde]

There is a brand new clean hotel with cable and a little kitchenette, $38 a night single or double, covered guarded parking, a block from Adelitas/Chicago. It is on Coahuila, the same street as Adelita Bar, on the next block, across from the Tropa Bar. Visitor friendly, highly recommend.

Hotel Hacienda de Santiago
Coahuila 8168
Tel. 685-4646, 685-7598, or 685-6386

[Coquí]

Gropinator:

Along the Revolucion street there are many bars. Most of them are for tourist but at the south end of the Revolucion (west side) there is a club called "Las Pulgas". It is the place where locals go. There are different areas where different music is played. For local girls, "Las Pulgas" is the place. If you get as far as the Jai Alai you went too far. It is approx 1/2 a block north and across the street from the Jai-Alai

Good luck and happy huntings....

[Gropinator]

CJ,

Can you suggest some safe clubs for "local" freebies to be had?

[Double]

To ask for anal I believe the question is "haces sexo anal?" or " cuanto seria por sexo anal? "

That should do the trick. I would not being with that question. Remember, this is not a common practice with most ladies so it may cost quite a bit more.

[Country John]

I just had to reply to a couple of recent posters. I'm surprised someone has not already. Let's be realistic about what we have here. We are horny and want sex. We go to Tijuana because it is supposed to be cheap and easy. The girls are there to make money. Does anyone out there believe that the girls are hanging out in dirty alleys or prostutute bars in cheap clothing in hopes of falling in love with a rich American? Would a girl want to fall in love with a guy hanging out in these bars? Just because theyspeak a fireign language does not make them all totally stupid.

So I want to respond to the poster that said he could not stomach the idea of picking up a girls that had been banging too many fat, balding sweaty guys. Just what does he think they do for a living? Do they get cleaner if he picks them up at a time when the bar is less crowded? They're prostitutes, man! I'm not knocking them- just saying that unless you are one of the rare dudes to get a novice, then guess what, you get a girl that has been with other guys.

Then I want to respond to the guys bitching about prices. Welcome to the real world of capitalism. If you don't like it, don't go. Frankly, I have never had the kind of problems that some of these guys are griping about. I do know that it often makes a difference when the girls are treated with sone kindness, at least it has worked for me. You are going to pay a bit more for the better lookers. Why? Because this is what they can get. If you say no, they'll get it from some other sucker. Girls more in demand get more money. These girls are in business. Are they supposed to charge you less because you're an American expecting cheap Mexican pussy? Get over it! There are tons of girls in Tijuana. If one charges too much, smile, say "no gracias", and move on.

You claim that these girls are getting too close to American prices? Fine, go back to the US. Pick up some cheap ***** on the street. Pray that she is not part of an LE sting. Do it in the back seat of a car, hoping LE does not catch you in the middle of the act. Pray she doesn't grab your money and run off, or pull a knife. Pray her pimp doesn't show up and demand your wallet. Or you can always overpay for an American hotel, hoping that she won't lead you into an LE sting, run out of the room with your money, lead you into a room with a couple of dudes ready to rob you. Then if none of the above happens to you, hope she doesn't pull on your sick for 5 minutes and then say it is time to go. A hundred other guys could pipe in now with their horror stories from hunting in America. For the time being, I'll stick with Tijuana. Most of the experiences I have had surpass most American experiences. No, they were not 100% satisfactory. But if I were a betting man, my money is on Tijuana for a satisfactory experience at cheap prices.

Well, yes, yes, no, yes and yes. Good post. There is a reality that mongers must wrap their mind around. The above points are very well stated. Let me add a snippit.

The girls and the clubs in the Zona know why you are there before you go. They know you have about between $200 and $300 and the game is to get it from you. You might get laid in the process if you know what you're doing.

When you are there, you are playing their game. It's not the other way around. Your (meaning any monger) trip report is merely a written record of how well or how poorly you did playing their game against them playing you.

Yes, perhaps a chica liked you enough to session you for less than you expected to pay but she still ended up with your money. You walked away with a session that 99% of the time was less than a GFE, sometimes lots less.

The entire block is designed to separate you from your money, kinda like Vegas. I know a lot of girls in the Zona. Some are very cool ladies, others I would not trust for a minute. Yes, they session for a living. They make money through P R O S T I T U T I O N. But it is we who buy.

The girls don't hold your past against you, don't hold anything against them (except yourself of course).

Most working girls in the Zona already have husbands or BF's. IN some cases, the guys are watching over the girls as they work. A very small number are looking for Mr. Right. Many have as their immediate problem MONEY which is why they are there although some actually enjoy their work.

If you're looking for a woman in the Zona then you want to visit one of the "locals" clubs. Plenty of girls there looking for Mr. Right. Plenty of girls all over Mexico looking for a gringo to save them. I could go on for hours about it.

I often negitiated my girls down after sessioning them at their asking price. Just make the session run well and be nice. They'll look for you and you'll find them willing to go for less if you treat them right (like human beings for example). Remember that one very large problem for the girls is that they have no idea who you are. They don;t know if you're safe to be alone with or not. Call it an occupational hazard if you like but girls have been murdered in the bed. So they are looking at you too.

Some go to the Zona for a fast glam slam and then they get the hell out of there. Others go to find a cool chica that they can snuggle up to and have a great session. Maybe even a TLN. They're out there and your attitude counts big-time.

If you're not into paying for sex then of course you should not concern yourself with any of this.

Couuntry John

[Country John]

Guys,

I visited TJ once about five years ago and will have a chance to return in a few weeks. Have been following the board, but wanted to ask a couple of questions:

- What is your advice on how to get culo? Where to go, how to ask, what to pay?

Just come right out with it to the girl. Business is business. It will bear a premuim to the standard cost. Some guys have paid $20. to $30 extra. Not all girls will go for it, but you won't have to have very many interviews to find one who will. Be patient and talk to the girls. If the girl you're talking to comes back "no" then ask her who will go.

- Where is the best place in the Zona to grope some strippers?

Hong Kong Bar.

Why are you guys always going through so many positions with the chicas? Is it some TJ tradition to go through 5 positions in 15 minutes?

I can only speculate, but probably they want a ride on top of busting a nut. Besides it's fun.

Now go have some and post!! Good luck!

Country John

[Longer Monger]

Guys,

I visited TJ once about five years ago and will have a chance to return in a few weeks. Have been following the board, but wanted to ask a couple of questions:

- What is your advice on how to get culo? Where to go, how to ask, what to pay?

- Where is the best place in the Zona to grope some strippers?

- Why are you guys always going through so many positions with the chicas? Is it some TJ tradition to go through 5 positions in 15 minutes?

Thanks for the help.

LM

[Longer Monger]

Gentlemen,

Been to TJ once 5 years ago or so and had a nice experience with an AB chica. I am heading there again in a few weeks and had a couple of questions for the experts:

- Want to see if I can swing some sexo en culo. What is my best approach to getting that in TJ?

- Certain bars best or street?

- Is it ok to just ask a girl and if she says know, ask who does that? How do I ask "which girls do that"?

- Is sexo en culo the right way to ask for it?

- What should I expect to pay?

- I notice in the reports a lot of switching positions, what is that all about? Do you all just like variety or is it a TJ thing? Seems like a lot of switching for a few minutes.

- I think I'd like to do some stripper groping or dirty dancin first. HK a good place for one or both so I don't have to leave ZN?

Muchas Gracias.

LM

[Lulu Pussy]

Had a quick stop in TJ Thurs. Had the cab drop me outside Chicago Club, but before going in, decided to first take a look at the street scene, as recent reports had pegged things as rather dead.

The street from CC to the alley only had a couple girls (the time was about 7pm), but the alley was very well stocked.

Decided to warm up in HK. When I went in, the place was in full swing. Not packed, but full. Only a couple open stools at the stage.

HK is great fun for those of you who haven't ventured in yet. Not a lot a strip bars in the US where you can diddle a strippers Lulu for a buck.

One of the strippers who had the right attitude was named Carol. After her dance I asked a waiter to find her for me. We sat for a bit, then upstairs for a lap dance with lots of DATY, then over to the hotel.

I always prefer BB FS or at least CIM, but she wasn't up for that. Started and finished with BBBJ (finishing on her tits) with a long session of hitting the Lulu inbetween.

Nice girl, nice smile, attitude, body, and a lot more comfortable than the CC or AB scene.

[Dirty Dog]

I'am about to make my first trip to TJ in 2 weeks. Does most of the clubs there have onsite rooms? I'am looking for a fairly decent place where I could have my fun and at least wash up afterwards.

[Adventur]

I agree with UMP 1969.

Simple, hot, chicas and realistic expectations.

Only thing to add is that SGs will offer much better service if you are some sort of a 'regular' ie you do not screw their neighbours in front of them.

I have had 20$ sin ropas, todos and 30 $ for 2 sessions etc. so my suggestions are

1. do not push the price up
2. be nice to them (they can be very nice to you)
3. do not insult them.
4. be consistant (in not doing otras around them)

Buena suerte! (good luck)