General Reports

[ABAJoeSmith123]

Went down solo to the zone for the first time in several years. Took the Coaster / Blue line tram and walked across, stayed at the Velario hotel. Everything was smooth, except the taxi driver tried to get $20 out of me, which I had argue down to $15, what a pain. $75 for the room, which was good. Comfortable, good temperature control and lounge chair for sitting. Breakfast there was great, but dinner was horrible. Overall recommend. Was hyped to go to HK the first night, even though it was late and I was exhausted. I was surprised how crowded it was for a Tuesday night, I almost couldn't find a place to sit. Enjoyed the stage shows, which were as entertaining as I remember. I want to sit front row but would rather not get soapy shit all over my hands, maybe next time. Anyways, linked up with a cute youngish spinner-type and went arriba for the 100+40 standard price. Sexy, great attitude, fun and accommodating. 5/5 would recommend.

Next day I was too lazy to go out during the day, and went looking for an ATM at around 6:30. I guess I forgot how sketchy Tijuana can be at night, so crowded and dark. It started raining so I gave up and decided to just keep using dollars for everything. Worked out fine. Was inclined to go back to HK but decided to try Chicago's for the first time. Totally different vibe. Smaller, no special shows, just a few girls dancing. Started talking to a 20 ish, very cute girl who I definitely was into. She did not speak much English, but I was getting along with basic Spanish. I bought her a drink and a $15 teddy bear and was lined up, but she just bounced out to another table or somewhere. I didn't take it personally, just realized I was an idiot for spending that extra 15. Ended up with the next dancer, who was full grown and sexy, darker complexion, I guess more native-looking. Didn't try to bargain on the 100+20 price, and went up for another great experience. After that we hung out in a booth for an hour, chatting and drinking, which was also fun. Overall I had more fun at Chicago. I like the more relaxed vibe, and the lower price. If they charged $1 less per beer than HK, it'd be a no-brainer for me. Unfortunately, I don't live anywhere close to Tijuana, but for those that do, I say count your blessings and enjoy it all the more. Also, waited 2 hours in line to walk back across the border, which was a drag.

Lessons learned: Don't jump in the first taxi offered to you, use Uber or taxi libre. Don't buy any teddy bears. Find a faster way to cross the border, use Sentri or a van service.

I also like the more chill vibe of Chicago club and the $20 hotel price. Main problems with Chicago are the nasty hotel rooms and the far lower quality of women there compared to HK. There are a few gems at Chicago but they're either not working or occupied all the time. Vast majority of chicas at Chicago are not attractive in my opinion.

[ABAJoeSmith123]

Went down solo to the zone for the first time in several years. Took the Coaster / Blue line tram and walked across, stayed at the Velario hotel. Everything was smooth, except the taxi driver tried to get $20 out of me, which I had argue down to $15, what a pain. $75 for the room, which was good. Comfortable, good temperature control and lounge chair for sitting. Breakfast there was great, but dinner was horrible. Overall recommend. Was hyped to go to HK the first night, even though it was late and I was exhausted. I was surprised how crowded it was for a Tuesday night, I almost couldn't find a place to sit. Enjoyed the stage shows, which were as entertaining as I remember. I want to sit front row but would rather not get soapy shit all over my hands, maybe next time. Anyways, linked up with a cute youngish spinner-type and went arriba for the 100+40 standard price. Sexy, great attitude, fun and accommodating. 5/5 would recommend.

Next day I was too lazy to go out during the day, and went looking for an ATM at around 6:30. I guess I forgot how sketchy Tijuana can be at night, so crowded and dark. It started raining so I gave up and decided to just keep using dollars for everything. Worked out fine. Was inclined to go back to HK but decided to try Chicago's for the first time. Totally different vibe. Smaller, no special shows, just a few girls dancing. Started talking to a 20 ish, very cute girl who I definitely was into. She did not speak much English, but I was getting along with basic Spanish. I bought her a drink and a $15 teddy bear and was lined up, but she just bounced out to another table or somewhere. I didn't take it personally, just realized I was an idiot for spending that extra 15. Ended up with the next dancer, who was full grown and sexy, darker complexion, I guess more native-looking. Didn't try to bargain on the 100+20 price, and went up for another great experience. After that we hung out in a booth for an hour, chatting and drinking, which was also fun. Overall I had more fun at Chicago. I like the more relaxed vibe, and the lower price. If they charged $1 less per beer than HK, it'd be a no-brainer for me. Unfortunately, I don't live anywhere close to Tijuana, but for those that do, I say count your blessings and enjoy it all the more. Also, waited 2 hours in line to walk back across the border, which was a drag.

Lessons learned: Don't jump in the first taxi offered to you, use Uber or taxi libre. Don't buy any teddy bears. Find a faster way to cross the border, use Sentri or a van service.

NEVER take a taxi at the border to the zona. COMPLETE rip off. They will charge you anywhere from 10 to 15 dollars for a 30 second ride. They also play stupid and don't give you change if you don't have exact amount of money. Take uber; uber will cost only 2 to 4 dollars. Just like how netflix made blockbuster go bankrupt in america, uber should make Tijuana taxis go bankrupt too. Tijuana taxi drivers are corrupt and deserve to go bankrupt. Never take them.

[JoeSmith068]

How long is the line crossing on foot for people with sentri / global entry / Nexus?

I crossed on foot yesterday morning at 11 am with a long ass line as usual (push through to sentri line) and with GE walked to the front and the CP waived me in. Walked into the main customs building and was through in 30 seconds. GE is a must bro!

[AmericanPi]

Went down solo to the zone for the first time in several years. Took the Coaster / Blue line tram and walked across, stayed at the Velario hotel. Everything was smooth, except the taxi driver tried to get $20 out of me, which I had argue down to $15, what a pain. $75 for the room, which was good. Comfortable, good temperature control and lounge chair for sitting. Breakfast there was great, but dinner was horrible. Overall recommend. Was hyped to go to HK the first night, even though it was late and I was exhausted. I was surprised how crowded it was for a Tuesday night, I almost couldn't find a place to sit. Enjoyed the stage shows, which were as entertaining as I remember. I want to sit front row but would rather not get soapy shit all over my hands, maybe next time. Anyways, linked up with a cute youngish spinner-type and went arriba for the 100+40 standard price. Sexy, great attitude, fun and accommodating. 5/5 would recommend.

Next day I was too lazy to go out during the day, and went looking for an ATM at around 6:30. I guess I forgot how sketchy Tijuana can be at night, so crowded and dark. It started raining so I gave up and decided to just keep using dollars for everything. Worked out fine. Was inclined to go back to HK but decided to try Chicago's for the first time. Totally different vibe. Smaller, no special shows, just a few girls dancing. Started talking to a 20 ish, very cute girl who I definitely was into. She did not speak much English, but I was getting along with basic Spanish. I bought her a drink and a $15 teddy bear and was lined up, but she just bounced out to another table or somewhere. I didn't take it personally, just realized I was an idiot for spending that extra 15. Ended up with the next dancer, who was full grown and sexy, darker complexion, I guess more native-looking. Didn't try to bargain on the 100+20 price, and went up for another great experience. After that we hung out in a booth for an hour, chatting and drinking, which was also fun. .

Everyone gets taken advantage of in Tijuana and learns what a hell hole of cynicism exists among the local population and to always be on guard.

Your lesson only cost you 5 bucks and a teddy bear. Seriously see this as a win. You got a cheap lesson.

[Sol12]

Lessons learned: Don't jump in the first taxi offered to you, use Uber or taxi libre. Don't buy any teddy bears. Find a faster way to cross the border, use Sentri or a van service.

Good job finding some girls that you were happy with.

I'm sure most on this board would say to just use the HK shuttle but I understand some might not like advertising to everyone where they are going. Many on this board also use the route taxis that cost less than a buck if I remember correctly. I'm sure someone with experience will give better information.

Crossing back you can also just try to go at a later time if your schedule allows it.

[Godfingerzzz]

Went down solo to the zone for the first time in several years. Took the Coaster / Blue line tram and walked across, stayed at the Velario hotel. Everything was smooth, except the taxi driver tried to get $20 out of me, which I had argue down to $15, what a pain. $75 for the room, which was good. Comfortable, good temperature control and lounge chair for sitting. Breakfast there was great, but dinner was horrible. Overall recommend. Was hyped to go to HK the first night, even though it was late and I was exhausted. I was surprised how crowded it was for a Tuesday night, I almost couldn't find a place to sit. Enjoyed the stage shows, which were as entertaining as I remember. I want to sit front row but would rather not get soapy shit all over my hands, maybe next time. Anyways, linked up with a cute youngish spinner-type and went arriba for the 100+40 standard price. Sexy, great attitude, fun and accommodating. 5/5 would recommend.

Next day I was too lazy to go out during the day, and went looking for an ATM at around 6:30. I guess I forgot how sketchy Tijuana can be at night, so crowded and dark. It started raining so I gave up and decided to just keep using dollars for everything. Worked out fine. Was inclined to go back to HK but decided to try Chicago's for the first time. Totally different vibe. Smaller, no special shows, just a few girls dancing. Started talking to a 20 ish, very cute girl who I definitely was into. She did not speak much English, but I was getting along with basic Spanish. I bought her a drink and a $15 teddy bear and was lined up, but she just bounced out to another table or somewhere. I didn't take it personally, just realized I was an idiot for spending that extra 15. Ended up with the next dancer, who was full grown and sexy, darker complexion, I guess more native-looking. Didn't try to bargain on the 100+20 price, and went up for another great experience. After that we hung out in a booth for an hour, chatting and drinking, which was also fun. Overall I had more fun at Chicago. I like the more relaxed vibe, and the lower price. If they charged $1 less per beer than HK, it'd be a no-brainer for me. Unfortunately, I don't live anywhere close to Tijuana, but for those that do, I say count your blessings and enjoy it all the more. Also, waited 2 hours in line to walk back across the border, which was a drag.

Lessons learned: Don't jump in the first taxi offered to you, use Uber or taxi libre. Don't buy any teddy bears. Find a faster way to cross the border, use Sentri or a van service.

[Cocr Brotheler]

Yes!

M = mujer = female.

H = hombre = male.

[Explorer8939]

You're in a Spanish speaking country.

M = mujer = female.

H = hombre = male.

Thank you!

[Nothing24]

It's interesting how quickly this new girl had made you think of something that you didn't think was possible. From personal experience and other friends don't believe all the negative stories you hear on this board. I imagine you are much different from most guys on this board so just because things didn't work for them it's not impossible. I would say that it's much harder with HK girls but like you said this girl might not be so jaded like most.

Not sure how serious you are about maybe trying to pursue a real relationship with this girl and I wouldn't call it saving her, but the one thing I would suggest if you are serious and I know this goes against your view on things is to try and separate yourself as being her client thus if you see her in HK only sit and drink with her not going to see her for sex only. Now once you both know each other and you find that you like her as a person and not just looks you could try to see her outside of work. This would be much easier if you lived in Tijuana and had your own place to invite her back to. Like I said this may have just been generalized statements that you made just based off her looks but figured I'the give some advice if you are serious.

I think that's kind of why I went on Sunday, just to spend some time drinking with her and establish more of a personal connection. Also wanted to see if we would be able to keep a conversation going or be full of awkward silences, but we never ran out of things to talk about. Some of it Im sure has to do with new toy syndrome I guess you can call it. We all get excited when we find something new to play with. I will continue keeping in contact with her and see where it goes.

So. There's this HK chica I know who I have gone with a few times, says she has some kids, but.

She sent me a photo of her credencial, and under "sexo" it says "M".

Since she has a working pussy, what are the odds that the government made a mistake?

Random question but would she happen to have pink hair in her credencial picture?

Anyway yeah like someone else said in Mexico M is for female and H is for male. Freaked me out the first time I saw it too LOL.

[MacNCheeze]

So. There's this HK chica I know who I have gone with a few times, says she has some kids, but.

She sent me a photo of her credencial, and under "sexo" it says "M".

Since she has a working pussy, what are the odds that the government made a mistake?

You're in a Spanish speaking country.

M = mujer = female.

H = hombre = male.

[Sol12]

As soon as we got back to my room the 19 year old from the night before reached out and asked what we were up to since I had told her my girl would be spending the night. I told her we had just gotten back to the room and she asked if we wanted her to come over. I asked my girl and she said sure. I went to pick her up from HK and brought her back with me. We did several tequila shots and went on to have another great session. This post has already gone long enough so I'll spare the details but this girl just does it for me. Ever since I laid eyes on her I told you guys I was mesmerized. She's very pretty and young enough to where she's not as ran through as most working girls. She makes me fantasize about taking her out of the business. But alas, I already know how the story would end so better to keep it as a fantasy. Me and my girl stayed up talking a while longer after she left and had sex one more time before we fell asleep. She's always done it for me as well since day one so that's why I stick with her.

It's interesting how quickly this new girl had made you think of something that you didn't think was possible. From personal experience and other friends don't believe all the negative stories you hear on this board. I imagine you are much different from most guys on this board so just because things didn't work for them it's not impossible. I would say that it's much harder with HK girls but like you said this girl might not be so jaded like most.

Not sure how serious you are about maybe trying to pursue a real relationship with this girl and I wouldn't call it saving her, but the one thing I would suggest if you are serious and I know this goes against your view on things is to try and separate yourself as being her client thus if you see her in HK only sit and drink with her not going to see her for sex only. Now once you both know each other and you find that you like her as a person and not just looks you could try to see her outside of work. This would be much easier if you lived in Tijuana and had your own place to invite her back to. Like I said this may have just been generalized statements that you made just based off her looks but figured I'the give some advice if you are serious.

[TjBrazil]

I found this really funny white comedian that makes fun of Mexicans. I know it's not ho related but I thought you guys would love it too. He should have his own Netflix special. Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqXOWtwEeeM.

[Nothing24]

Headed to Chicago Sunday night to see one of my favorite girls before she heads back home for Christmas. Seemed like a typical Sunday night with the usual girls, maybe a couple new ones but nothing noteworthy. Had a couple drinks then headed upstairs for another one of our great sessions and was feeling like Hargow so I finished by giving her a nice facial. Said our goodbyes afterwards and went to Hong Kong in search of the 19 year old I had a threesome with the other day. She had already texted me earlier on in the day that she would be there in case I wanted to stop by. Wasn't really looking to take her upstairs since I didn't have a room but maybe have a couple drinks and establish more of a rapport with her. I didn't text her ahead of time to let her know when I arrived but luckily I ran into her after only a few minutes there. She actually spotted me first and came up and greeted me with a kiss. Just as I was taking her up to the third floor where it's a little more private, I almost ran into a girl I have been dodging for a couple months now. I have written about her as well. She's the one that had been letting me cum inside of her but then I had a nightmare I got her pregnant and have been reluctant on any BBFSCIP activity since then and she got all offended I wouldn't cum inside of her anymore. When I saw her I did a quick 180 and grabbed the 19 year old's hand and whisked her away in the opposite direction. When we got to our table I was honest and told her I almost ran into a girl I have been trying to avoid. She asked me why and I said it was too long of a story but not to worry and that everything was fine. I told her if she ended up passing by our table she might confront me or at the very least give us a dirty look and make a slick comment but that I would handle it. She then got kind of nervous and asked me for her name but I told her I wasn't going to tell her LOL. I just gave her a brief description of a thin, blonde girl with fair skin. Every time a girl that would pass by fitting that description I would playfully pretend like it was her and would tell her to act cool and she would get tense, but then I would quickly say I was just fucking with her. It made for some good laughs and kept our time together a little more exciting. Thankfully the other girl never ended up passing by since I had strategically sat in an area that was a little out of the way. We ended up drinking for around 1 hour, total cost somewhere around $45 with tips included. She seemed to think my plan was to bang her before I left but I told her I would meet up with her the following day instead since I would have a room at Rizo and she said ok.

I returned the following day and had my main girl stay with me from the time I checked in until pretty much the time I checked out. After being in my room for a while we started to get hungry and she suggested we eat dinner at Montecarlo nearby. On our way back we heard someone yelling our names from across the street and it was T, one of her best friends that I was practically dating while she was gone for a few months and have also written extensively about. With my girl being back I haven't been able to see T as much anymore, only a couple times. T was just getting off from her shift at HK and asked what we were up to. We said we had just ate dinner and heading back to the room. She asked if we wanted to go have some drinks at Tropical with her because her cousin recently started working there and was on duty for a couple more hours and her cousin's boyfriend was there as well and that we could all share a big booth. I didn't really want to impose but my girl seemingly liked the idea and said we should go, so we went. Me and the boyfriend ended up splitting some buckets for everyone and took the party up to the second floor. The way we were sitting had me in between T and my girl so I tried to switch spots with my girl a couple times but my girl said she was fine how we were. T would place her hands on my lap a couple times under the table but I just pretended like I didn't notice. Once in a while we would whisper inside jokes to each other. At the same time my girl was acting like "my girl" meaning holding my hand, hugging and kissing me. I assumed T's cousin and her boyfriend thought she was my actual girlfriend since they didn't know either of us until now.

So there we were all just talking, drinking, having a good time when my girl started getting bombarded with texts and phone calls from her friends. A friend of hers who was staying at a nearby chica hotel was about to get in a fight after thinking another chica had stolen money and other stuff out of her room and they thought my girl knew the person they thought was the suspect. My girl said she was going to head over really quick to help her out since it was only one block over. When she left me and T immediately started planning on spending a night together since we had talked about it before but never ended up going through with it. She told me better to wait until she comes back from her little Christmas break back home and her schedule is clear, so we're leaving it until after new years. Her cousin's shift was about to end but they wanted to keep hanging out so the boyfriend suggested we go to Malquerida bar. My girl was still gone but we left anyways and I texted her about our change of venue. She said she was still sorting stuff out with her friend but that she would meet us there. We grabbed a table and sat down. After a few minutes I pulled T in and whispered to her that I missed being with her and she said she missed being with me as well. I said don't tell me the same thing just because I said it to you first. She said no I'm serious I just didn't know if you still wanted to be with me with your "girl" being back and all that's why I haven't said anything. I then grabbed her and planted a big DFK which visibly shocked the cousin and boyfriend LOL. They probably thought what the hell is going on here since they thought the other one was my real girlfriend. My girl then called to let me know she was on her way back. When she returned she was telling all of us about what happened with her friend which was a long story. After that my girl said she wanted to go back to my room and call it a night. She asked T what she was going to do and she said probably head back home too so we excused ourselves and left.

As soon as we got back to my room the 19 year old from the night before reached out and asked what we were up to since I had told her my girl would be spending the night. I told her we had just gotten back to the room and she asked if we wanted her to come over. I asked my girl and she said sure. I went to pick her up from HK and brought her back with me. We did several tequila shots and went on to have another great session. This post has already gone long enough so I'll spare the details but this girl just does it for me. Ever since I laid eyes on her I told you guys I was mesmerized. She's very pretty and young enough to where she's not as ran through as most working girls. She makes me fantasize about taking her out of the business. But alas, I already know how the story would end so better to keep it as a fantasy. Me and my girl stayed up talking a while longer after she left and had sex one more time before we fell asleep. She's always done it for me as well since day one so that's why I stick with her. It's too bad I only have one dick for all these girls.

[Explorer8939]

So. There's this HK chica I know who I have gone with a few times, says she has some kids, but.

She sent me a photo of her credencial, and under "sexo" it says "M".

Since she has a working pussy, what are the odds that the government made a mistake?

[BrotherMouzone]

Just got back from spending 4-5 days in Tijuana. Some random thoughts and comments (both for Cascadas / HK and around Tijuana in general):

-Stayed on the 3rd floor at Cascadas where you can still hear loud construction on a daily basis (was the same the last time I was in Tijuana back in September). The construction is happening across several floors. My understanding is they are building an elevator in the center so the chicas (and perhaps customers also) can enter Cascadas without having to leave the club? Pretty sure it's an elevator being built, though not 100% on the reason for it. I'm the type of person who can sleep through anything so it actually doesn't bother me, but would think that kind of noise would bother 90% of people out there. You can also hear the noise from the club a bit on that floor. So if you don't like noise, definitely stay on another floor or even consider another hotel until the finish the construction.

-Throughout the trip mostly just stuck with chicas I already knew from HK. Had one new chica come over to my hotel from Chicago who ended up not impressing. All accepted $100, though the chica from the Chicago Club tried to start at $150. In the few cases where I didn't walk them up, all of the chicas were able to walk up to my hotel room by themselves with no issue, including the one who walked over after her shift from Chicago.

-When leaving Cascadas yesterday, got docked on my $30 deposit for the first time. I let one of the girls from the Chicago Club have a water from my refrigerador. I tried to replace it with a 10 peso water I bought from the Soriana grocery store but the HK staff noticed it wasn't one of their waters so they refunded me $26 instead of the full $30 upon checkout, LOL. In the past I've been able to get away with replacing one of the drinks without them noticing, even though I know they mark all their drinks with those orange stickers.

-Was very recently approved for Global Entry so was able to use it at the border for the first time. Easy-peasy, went straight through the (empty) Sentri lane and was able to get though customs in less than 10 minutes. I went to the border on Monday morning and, based on its length, the regular line was looking like a 3-4 hour wait. No more waiting in super-long border lines or paying $10 to catch a border shuttle for me!

-Found out how to get to and from Playas using the 15-peso ($1) taxi de rutas. Yellow and white taxi de ruta marked "Playas" on the intersection of Carillo Puerto 3 and Miguel F. Martinez in Zona Centro. Easy trip both to and from Playas. Was a great option as I'm seeing the prices for both Uber and Didi have noticeably increased over the past several months (still relatively cheap but higher than they used to be). I think the only route I'm not clear on at this point is how to get to the Zona Rio restaurant area from Zona Centro using taxi de ruta but I can figure that one out the next time.

-Used the HSBC ATM at CaliMax for the first time per recommendations here (previously anxious about using an ATM in another country). No issues, though honestly the first time I used it I took out an amount that turned out to be Mexican pesos thinking I'd be getting the amount I selected in USA Dollars so I had to use the ATM a second time LOL ($500 in Mexican is only around $30 US dollars LOL). There's also an HSBC ATM at the Soriana on Revolucion that I think I'll go to in the future since that's my preferred grocery store in Tijuana anyway.

-Stopped in the bar at Hotel Nelson (on Revolucion near the arch) for the first time as I saw they had a boxing event I had some interest in on when I happened to be walking by. In my brief time at the bar (30-40 minutes or so) 3 roaches went by me on the counter. Was actually the first time in all my years coming to Tijuana seeing roaches in a bar or restaurant. (Have seen a few in some hotels, though not many.) Left after one drink and won't be going back, LOL.

-One of my regular HK chicas says she spends $150 USA Dollars / month for her and another family member to go to Tijuana Fitness, a local fitness gym about a 5 minute walk from Zona Norte that a lot of Zona Norte chicas go to. The pricing seemed absurd. For example, I only pay $30/ month through my health insurance that gets me access to thousands of fitness gyms in the country, including nearly all Golds Gym and Planet Fitness locations. Would figure this kind of thing is cheaper in Tijuana. Wondering if anyone knows any gyms in Tijuana with better pricing? I've been to that Tijuana Fitness to work out myself. It's a pretty good gym but not $150/ month for two people good, LOL.

-Tried a few "fine dinng" restaurants I'd never been to before, including Casa Plasencia, Mision 19, and Marenca. My favorite meal on the trip across those restaurants was probably the Costilla de Res (beef rib) at Marenca. All three restaurants were very good. At the end of the day though, I'm not a fine dining guy. Will stick to the AYCE spots like 260 Grados and Churrascaria do Brasil, Telefonica Gastro Park, and the popular taco joints. But the nice thing about fine dining restaurants in Tijuana is they generally accept casual dressers, even if 95% of the local crowd likes to dress up for those kind of restaurants. As long as you can pay and are dressed decently enough (hoodie and jeans for me LOL), you're good to go.