General Reports

[Captain Solo]

I am going for a tour of Mexico in August / September flying all direct flights out of Tijuana real cheap, each leg is about 2 hours non stop, all for $240, spending a couple days in each of 5 cities with lots of hot girls, fun parties and sexy sights.

Search SKYSCANNER.COM. Mexican airlines fly fairly new B737 and A320. Unless the crews are world-class retards who flew for the emperor of Japan, they should not crash:

TIJUANA to MEXICO CITY Sight seeing, world-class food lots of hot escorts Seeking, Tinder and Twitter girls.

MEXICO CITY to CANCUN Hot girls in downtown casas, Snorkeling, diving, Tulum and Chitchen Itza Mayan ruins.

CANCUN to CHIAPAS Palengue ruin recently discovered, Guatemala border with lots of hot chicks, spicy food.

CHIAPAS to GUADALAJARA, beautiful colonial architecture, lots of beautiful Euro-like girls, lots of hot mesajes.

GUADALAJARA to CABO SAN LUCAS / SAN JOSE DEL CABO Lots of hot chicks and fun partying, big game fishing, bring a big cooler, take home hundreds of fresh frozen Mahi Mahi, tunas, marlins.

S J del CABO to TIJUANA Spend a day partying with hot bar and street girls in Tijuana before going home.

Let me know if you want to go.

[Captain Solo]

Gregyyr,

I was in La Zona Saturday night with 5 noobs. The noobs like big girls with big boobs, big butts; I like small, slender girls with natural assets regardless of sizes. So we had mixed tastes, found a couple new hotties in Tropical but nothing of interests in either Chicago and Adelitas.

Who's the hot girls in Tropical? What's her name? Would appreciate her tel via PM.

Time flies when you have hot, exciting, sexy funs. The noobs were picking up and drinking with girls left and right. I had lots of fun with them. They already started talking about staying over night to have long sessions with girls and try out the Mr. Pampas' AYCE Brazilian gtill.

Life is fun, sweet and sexy hehe.

[Dcrist0527]

6. I know it changes but I would say Chicago's girls were prettier than Adalitas.

Gregyyr, kudos to you my friend. You're fairly new on this board (to my knowledge) but have contributed a lot of valuable perspective recently. I'm encouraged by your comments regarding Chicago. To be honest, I've avoided that place for months now because I just found the girls to be significantly lower than competitor bars. I have found that Chicago girls historically are far more permissive. LOL And I have found a diamond in the rough every now and then but I've felt collectively, they have been the third string. It might be time to stop in there and reevaluate. I appreciate your report.

[Gregyyr]

Quick points to mention from this weekends very good trip where I stayed overnight for the first time at Cascadas Hotel.

1. Brining up girls with no extra charge for the room was Wonderful.

2. Thanks for Cap's and other advice from the forum. No problem brining up wingman or girls, just act like you know what your doing.

3. Told border patrol going in I was going to dentist. He asked if had appointment and I said no. He said you need to have appointment next time but this time I will let you through with a warning. (very nice guy). I thought he was going to do a "shakedown" for $30 or something but didn't. There actually is a dentist I wanted to check out downtown but did not have an appointment!

4. Even Tropical is expensive girls!! Found a beauty for $100. She could have easily been a "10" at HK so not sure why she wasn't there. She let me put fingers where many do not. Totally not rushed. She let me take a shower first. I got her number and will try to connect up with her again. Luved that girl. Little bit of English. I should have tried to get her down to $80 but my eye's said "yea". She is a $100 hooker for sure.

5. Still love Azuls restaurant overlooking the Alley.

6. I know it changes but I would say Chicago's girls were prettier than Adalitas.

7. The music is still too loud in HK and several of the clubs. The guys who sell condiments should also sell ear plugs. (when professionals put in loud very high end sound systems into concerts they can be loud with out hurting your ears) HK's I am sure isn't cheap and it's got Wonderful sub's but the high end hurts. If I win the lottery I am offering to pay for a new sound system. Haha.

8. Street girl in the Alley wanted $25 for a gringo price (included two positions! . Thought that was funny when she said that. I didn't bite but always love the bartering for sex experience.

9. I went to chase bank before going down to Tijuana and got $50 one dollar bills to make it easy.

10. Next time I may try two nights instead of one as I still didn't get time to get out of Zona Norte to some of the other restaurants.

11. It's Crazy how there is such a time warp down there. It just FLY's by. Being so mesmerized by the women and ambiance of the places. It's just a warped sense of time.

[SeaBeeJoe]

In Tijuana my att works, with data, much. Better than both my att and Verizon do in nyc and suburbs. I don't think a Mexican sim is necessary when you can just use att or cricket wireless.

I have total wireless which is on the Verison network. I can't get any signal even when I am close to the border control point. Pure trash.

[Dogers69]

That really is the best option. Because of the speed. Verizon and TMobile have slower speeds I believe compared to a local number. I am looking at getting a dual-sim phone that can have both my regular number from SD and a Mexico sim from TelCel or Moviephone.

In Tijuana my att works, with data, much. Better than both my att and Verizon do in nyc and suburbs. I don't think a Mexican sim is necessary when you can just use att or cricket wireless.

[StRobert]

Yes, but with their VIP card.

Yes, you need to buy VIP card 60 US $ valid for 3 months.

[LuvMexicanas]

If you are checking in your suitcases on Spirit. You're doing it wrong. The whole point of flying on Spirit is getting a bare bones fare, where you bring in minimal carry-on with you. I flew with them many many times, never a problem and you can't beat their fares.

Same thing when I fly Frontier. I travel light with just a backpack to get dirt cheap flights.

[Gregyyr]

Do others have a Mexico cell phone they use with a different number?

This what I do.

You can also get WhatsApp business and have both WhatsApp business and your normal WhatsApps on the same phone.

Use google voice number or a burner number on the whatsapp business.

That really is the best option. Because of the speed. Verizon and TMobile have slower speeds I believe compared to a local number. I am looking at getting a dual-sim phone that can have both my regular number from SD and a Mexico sim from TelCel or Moviephone.

[TomJackin]

Is Hotel Cascadas still offering 70% off on Monday & Tuesday nights? Their website is not showing. Thank you.

Yes, but with their VIP card.

[StRobert]

Is Hotel Cascadas still offering 70% off on Monday & Tuesday nights? Their website is not showing. Thank you.

Yes, 70% off also 20% discount in Azul Restaurant and one free beer or drink every 24 hours.

[Jmrz4]

Is Hotel Cascadas still offering 70% off on Monday & Tuesday nights? Their website is not showing. Thank you.

Only if you have a VIP card.

[FunMan13]

Is Hotel Cascadas still offering 70% off on Monday & Tuesday nights? Their website is not showing. Thank you.

[Ctytek]

I flew from Cali to LAX last month with Spirit and I told myself it will be the last time; my suitcase was damaged and delayed 24 hours. They refused to accept my claim because I wrote it more that 4 hours after my suitcase arrival. I need their report for my insurance and they denied it.

If you are checking in your suitcases on Spirit. You're doing it wrong. The whole point of flying on Spirit is getting a bare bones fare, where you bring in minimal carry-on with you. I flew with them many many times, never a problem and you can't beat their fares.

[BigButtDetecto]

SKYSCANNER.COM shows Spirit and Allegiant fly to and from Las Vegas 1 hour nonstop with very low fares, like $78 RT. This July 4 weekend, leave Friday morning and return Sunday night. Allegedly 5-star Spirit Airlines charges passenger $1 to take a pee and $2 for a dump on board hehe.

From San Diego Int airport take bus 992 every 15 minutes to the trolley's Santa Fe Depot across from America Plaza then take the Blue Line straight to San Ysidro. Or book UBER / LYFT, about $25 to SanYsidro border.

It sure beats driving all that distance for 6 hours or more depending on traffic jams on freeways. Don't tell me I have not been trying to help the bros save time, money and energy to have fun with hot girls in Tijuana.

I flew from Cali to LAX last month with Spirit and I told myself it will be the last time; my suitcase was damaged and delayed 24 hours. They refused to accept my claim because I wrote it more that 4 hours after my suitcase arrival. I need their report for my insurance and they denied it.