General Reports

[Captain Solo]

Forgot to upload pic of the box.

The box says Ultra Lab.

[Captain Solo]

Sunday afternoon drove down to Tijuana with 2 other bros, made a record thunderbolt run to the border in less than 1 hour. Damn. Tijuana was sunny, dry and cool, beautiful weather to have fun, especially with hot, fun, innocent girls hehe.

The bro has been going to Tijuana for 35 years, had a Adelita GF for a year, but never explored outside the bars and never learned any Spanish. In bed he got hard or half hard, then went limp a couple times with bar girls in the past month, could not penetrate or pop, wasting time and money, fearing his sex life and mongering career may be over, asking me about doctors and ED pills. Stopped at Farmacia Piri across from the Wax Museum, Museo de Cera, so he can buy and try Sildenafil for the first time.

Piri selss the cheapest generic Sildenafil $5 for a box with 8 100 MG pills, but MFR current offer special 2-4-1, so 2 boxes, 16 pills for $5, about 30 cents a pill. The other bro bought a box of Maxifort $10 for 10 pills, about half what he usually pays on Constitucion. Farmacia seems to have the lowest prices for medicines near the Putas Village.

In HK I suggested the bro try small doses first, like 1/8 a pill or 12.5 MG, to avoid drug resistance, then ramp up dosage if necessary. He was highly skeptical that the little blue sliver of Sildenafil could cure his erectile problem, that he may be pissing off another $100 and could not penetrate bar girl. I also took 12.5 MG to test out Mexican drug. Within 10 minutes a curvy girl, light skin, pretty half Asian face, came over, rubbing his crotch. I thought she was half Koeanna, but she said pure Mexican. He cold never say no to girls, so bought her a ficha.

She was sitting on his lap, grinding her ass, smiling. He was squeezing her boobs. Surprisingly he quickly got a huge hard on, wanted to take her to bed. She wanted a firm $100. The guy never learned Spanish so I had to interpret. He was afraid of paying high price and going limp again in the room. Using the most diplomatic Spanish I learned with an advanced degree from Coahuila Universidad (the same Mexican ivy-league school where a know-it-all claimed to get his degree), I managed to convince her to go to hotel for $60. A while later he came back down beaming, that he maintained a hard erection, screwing the girl for solid half hour and ejaculated smoothly and forcefully with full pleasure. He was so happy that he regained sexual pleasure. At the end she sensed his satisfaction and reneged on the price, told him all girls want $80-100 since they have to pay a cut to the house. I smelled bullshit again, but that's a separate issue. Bar girls would tell any lies to pry a few dollars from losers. He had to pay her $70 and she was still unhappy.

I took 12.5 MG sliver and was drinking. Within 15 minutes I could feel my face hot and flustering; my ears was hot with a slight headache. I felt them distinctly. That is the Mexican side effect different from the generic Sildenafil I bought on line and used occasionally for the second shots of the night, and never felt any side effects. About 5 PM Frieda showed up to work, nice, clean, young, pretty spinner with a tight, firm, slinky body, pretty, innocent face with eye glasses, probably one of the hottest girls in the past year. Bought her a ficha and groped her hot crotch. She's a very shy girl, keeping her hands to herself, but the feels of her firm body with her soft, smooth skin quickly turned me on, gave me an instant hard erection, had to fuck this hot babe again. She was nice and polite, wanted $100 firm as always. With a big rising pup tent in my pants I was not in a good position to negotiate hehe.

Took her down to reception, got really turned on by this nice, clean, pretty girl, had a long solid screw session with sweet Frieda in many positions. She enjoyed sex with me, especially doggie, breathing heavily, whining, panting. It was great to pump her snug and wet kitty while watching her pretty face full of sweet pleasures. Sex with her was very relaxing and delicious. I had a raging hard on for her and was screwing her non stop way past the 30 minute mark when the retarded janitors knocked on the door. Kept going until I could not hold and ejaculate in a smooth, long and strong stream. Assholes really ruined my session. I had a VIP room and should have had 45 minutes. On the way out, I told the guy about the 45-min VIP room, gave him the bird instead of a tip. Walked sweet, gentle classy Frieda back to the club, arm tightly in arm, like lovers. Will report separately.

Half hour later went out to the alley with the bro, found Wendy Vampire hiding in Caliente doorway, took her back to Cascada for another nice, long, solid session, strictly to test Mexican efficacy hehe. Again had hard erection and popped in long, strong, smooth stream. Was busy driving back, but the erection in the pants seemed ready to spring back on any stimulation. Home, slept well, got out of bed 6:30 AM to pee, the dick was solid hard on, prostate was strong and choking, had to coach urine out. Went back to bed, waking up 8 AM found the dick in a solid hard on position again. All that for 12.5 MG Mexican Sildenafil. Damn good stuff. Much stronger than the generic Viagra from India.

Conclusion: Cheap Mexican Sildenafil kicks ass, quick sure action with slight side effects, highly recommended.

[Ctytek]

Deep breaths there CS.

SF was never operating an off limits blocks wide open brothel zone.

SF did have. Very fruitful massage parlor industry up to a point, the level of which I haven't found anywhere else in the world.

So Tijuana hasn't shoved SF anywhere, they've always been two different things.

"Did have" being an operative word. Where is that SF massage scene here and now? And would you really want to risk getting caught in one of the stings, getting filmed and have your mugshot plastered all over local newspaper, like Robert Craft?

[Travv]

" . . . But as the coronavirus pandemic wore endlessly on, Rob George began to find the confinement in his West Hollywood home unbearable.

"There were weeks where I just wouldn't leave my house, just working all day — my mental health was definitely suffering," said George, 31, who manages business operations for a technology startup. So when a Mexican friend said he was traveling to Mexico City in November, George decided to tag along. Now, he's calling the Mexican capital home — part of an increasing number of foreigners, mainly Americans, who are heading to Mexico, for a short trip or a longer stay to escape restrictions at home.

They are drawn partly by the prospect of bringing a little normalcy to their lives in a place where coronavirus restrictions have been more relaxed than at home, even as cases of COVID-19 shatter records. Some of them are staying, at least for a while, and taking advantage of the six-month tourist visa that Americans are granted on arrival. "I have no interest in going back," George said.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/fleeing-l...170921492.html

[LuvMexicanas]

I am not an expert in Mexican immigration law, but this page at BajaBound insurance company (where I bought my vehicle insurance on my last big trip) says that.

You want in. The low paid Mexican worker is the gatekeeper. The law is what he says it is. Move on.

[KC Questor]

Under the law entry into Mexico for stays intended and actual for less than seven days requires no fee. Stays in Mexico intended for between 8 and 180 days require the (approx) $30 FFM fee assessment.

I am not an expert in Mexican immigration law, but this page at BajaBound insurance company (where I bought my vehicle insurance on my last big trip) says that.

A tourist card (FMM) is required for all tourists who enter Mexico:

Previously it was believed there was a tourist zone/72 hour exemption, but this was never actually part of Mexican immigration law according to federal delegate Rudolfo Figueroa from INM (Mexican Immigration).

It is important to note that in Baja, even though you may take your vehicle to the end of the peninsula without a vehicle permit (see vehicle importation regulations) you are required to have a tourist card (FMM) in order to travel anywhere in the state.

but then later they say

The tourist card is free if your stay in Mexico is 7 days or less and you are traveling by land into Baja. This isn't frequently advertised. Ask your local INM official.

[ClamSlammer]

Under the law entry into Mexico for stays intended and actual for less than seven days requires no fee. Stays in Mexico intended for between 8 and 180 days require the (approx) $30 FFM fee assessment.

LOL! Scatman cites the law, oblivious to the fact that what he wrote doesn't apply right now. Apparently, he is unaware that there are border travel restrictions in place during the pandemic. Cross border travel is not allowed, unless for essential purposes. At least 95% of mongers that have been crossing since the restrictions were put in place do not have a legitimate purpose. Therefore, paying $30 for the right to cross the border, when essentially you have no right, is a bargain.

[SpeedToys]

Under the law entry into Mexico for stays intended and actual for less than seven days requires no fee. Stays in Mexico intended for between 8 and 180 days require the (approx) $30 FFM fee assessment.

Mexican officials using their positions to insist on charging and pocketing the $30 from visitors (simply cause they can rip off weekend and single day visitors) are simply thieves and apparently only respected by lowlifes.

You're right.

Refuse to pay it, and go back home.

That'll show them. Certainly this will alarm the supervisors as well.

$30 would just RUIN you financially for a trip for a foreign nation for a moderately toothy blowjob.

[SpeedToys]

"Tijuana has shoved allegedly sexy and liberal San Francisco down its own outhouse for lacking sexy fun."

Deep breaths there CS.

SF was never operating an off limits blocks wide open brothel zone.

SF did have. Very fruitful massage parlor industry up to a point, the level of which I haven't found anywhere else in the world.

So Tijuana hasn't shoved SF anywhere, they've always been two different things.

[Captain Solo]

Mexico's immigration laws allow free temporary visits up to 7 days without fees.

Immigracion agents know single guys go to Tijuana for girls and have more to spend, so they round them up in a room for hours, ask stupid questions, hassle and make them pay $30 for the 60-day visitors' permit. That money just go straight into their pockets and quickly spent on booze, drugs, putas; AMLO will never see a dime. It's outright extortion and robbery and the bros should resist enriching the stupid Immigracion bullies. Take their names and their boss' name down and make a big stink so they get their asses reamed.

That money is better spent on the starving girls and food vendors in La Zona. Immgracion cabrones are stealing from the girls and the people of Tijuana, dissing AMLO.

[ScatManDoo]

Paying $30 to enter a foreign country anytime you want for the next 180 days, during a pandemic, does not make you a victim of theft. It is very reasonable if not cheap. The Mexican border agents aren't necessarily fuckheads just because they administer fees imposed by their government. It's very immature to call someone names just because you're too cheap to pay a reasonable fee, and because you lack the intelligence to figure out that life costs money. They are working a legitimate job to feed their families. And since they have a job, they are not shiftless.

Under the law entry into Mexico for stays intended and actual for less than seven days requires no fee. Stays in Mexico intended for between 8 and 180 days require the (approx) $30 FFM fee assessment.

Mexican officials using their positions to insist on charging and pocketing the $30 from visitors (simply cause they can rip off weekend and single day visitors) are simply thieves and apparently only respected by lowlifes.

[ClamSlammer]

It's a $30 theft by a shiftless, worthless fuckhead.

Paying $30 to enter a foreign country anytime you want for the next 180 days, during a pandemic, does not make you a victim of theft. It is very reasonable if not cheap. The Mexican border agents aren't necessarily fuckheads just because they administer fees imposed by their government. It's very immature to call someone names just because you're too cheap to pay a reasonable fee, and because you lack the intelligence to figure out that life costs money. They are working a legitimate job to feed their families. And since they have a job, they are not shiftless.

[LivingFossil]

Fossil,

5 times a year are a lot from out of state. Just proves how popular Tijuana is.

Looks like you did a lot of research into different venues like threesomes with escorts. HK's girls doing lesbian shows just don't show passion for each other. It gets boring after a while. HK still has the best line up and the most fun. Adelita had a few hot girls last Sunday. A new wingman found a very hot blonde and fell in love. She looked as sweet and beautiful as any top models.

Men are designed with the primal urge to spread his seeds, therefore wanting a wide variety of sex partners. Even the hottest GFs would get boring after a while, doing the same things, showing the same expressions. Tijuana is sexy and exciting. There are dangers of living too close to Tijuana, that you may go over too often, may be a few times a week. A few guys have most of their social lives evolve around the girls they met in Tijuana. I have been once or twice a week for good food and hot girls. It sure beats staying home. Tijuana can fill all your needs, physical, sexual, emotional, psychological, may be even spiritual.

Once CoVid travel has been lifted, what other destinations would you go besides Tijuana?

First time in Tijuana was early this year and this report is from my 5th time, LOL, so yea I like it.

I only made two trip specifically for Tijuana in 2020. I was very lucky that I had business in SoCal the other three times so I couldn't resist the urge to hop over to Tijuana for a couple nights.

I'm getting more into the Tijuana food scene. It is excellent!

I might go to Medellin for two weeks soon but it will be a working vacation.

[Captain Solo]

Decided to avoid Tijuana's bar scene on New Year's Eve, reasoning the hottest girls would stay home and party with their BFs. Turned out to be true as a bro reported HK's 3:1 guys to girls ratio on NYE. We decided to go New Year night. It was a good timing as we found close to 100 girls with about 200 guys in HK around New Year midnight.

Drove down with a noob Sat Jan 1 starting from OC at 2, freeway was very light, arrived at the border after 1 HR 15 min, crossed the empty El Chaparral check point, drove through downtown Tijuana to show the noob normal life outside of Puta Village, within 5 minutes arrived at HK and handed the car to valet parking.

Went to Al Capone for dinner. Bought beers from the tienda at the corner as Al Capone serves no beers. Chef Jose and his curvaceous daughter were happy to see us again. The noob ordered hot, spicy shrimp while I ordered Caldo de Rez, a soup with about 1 lb of shank meat and vegetables in clear, tasty bone stock. His caldo is far more delicious than any other places, only 65 pesos or $3. 25 for the meal.

Street.

Weather was dry but cold; most street girls had gone home, only a few were hanging out in the cold wind. Noteworthy were Susanna de Puebla in front of Valentina, a tiny, tight petite girl with a boyish haircut, and Ruth de CDMX, a curvy, average build girl with her pretty smiling face in front of hotel Porton.

Escort. Musas.

The noob said last time Cascada guys knocked on door after only 20 minutes, so on the drive down he wanted to book an escort for 1 hour. After waiting a while for David at Musas to round up his stock, he finally booked Arianna, average build, light skin, got DFK and BBFS 1,800 pesos for an hour in hotel Ceasar $69 single room, not a bad deal. He said it took a lot of time booking escort, hotel room, check in, waiting for escort to show, 25 minutes late ect that he won't do escort again and prefers the instant selection, love, sex in HK. Will wait for details from him.

Hong Kong.

5 PM Went in HK drinking, waiting to meet a bro from out of state. The club was crowded with about 40 girls and 50 guys, only a few couches left to sit. A few familiar girls were grabbing me but I just wanted to sit, relax, watch football and digest the meal. In front of me a beautiful girl pulled down her shorts to her tiny pink panties to give a guy a lap dance over a ficha. She was smiling, half shy, half sexy. The girls have to do kinky stuffs to make money, but I would never want them to lose their dignity in public. Girls were busy taking guys to the hotel. They all wanted 2500 to 3000 pesos ($125 to 150) for ST.

Raquel de Chihuahua walked in with her sweet smile, braces in mouth. She's a very nice, pretty girl, said just came down to work, her hair still wet. Bought her a ficha and was kissing her mouth, groping her natural boobs and her hot crotch. I was still full with food, but Raquel has a special charm with her pretty face, happy smile and gentle, classy manners. I was squeezing, kissing her, her eyes were fluttering; she whispered, 1,500 pesos, took my hand and led me down to hotel reception. I wanted to try new girls but did not have the heart to turn her down. I asked to go to her room, but she said Cascada forbids girls to take guys to their dormitory, also her roommate made a mess partying late last night.

I took her clothes off very gently and laid her down in bed, groping, caressing, kissing her soft light skin all over, sucking her tits, toying with her clit. She was sensitive to the touch, raising goose bumps in places, her eyes fluttering, lips quivering. I had a full stomach but got aroused quickly with this nice, clean, pretty girl and had to penetrate her urgently, not wanting her to do the CBJ. We had slow, gentle sex, kissing, embracing each other tightly. I showed the VIP card to reception and got a VIP room for 45 minutes, but damn Cascada guys still knocked after about 30. They just pissed me off.

Adelita.

Met the noob from out of state, walked out of HK's hot, humid air to check out other bars. Adelita had 10 girls and 20 guys. Could not find any one attractive so we just left. I was hoping to find the tall girl with short blonde bangs, but she never replied to my text. I was low on ammo so could not do much even if we met.

Chicago.

Chicago handed out Tequila shot at the door, good and strong. Tipped the door guy $. Chicago had only 6-8 girls, older and heavier, only 1 fairly attractive girl dancing at the pole. She's got a very nice, tight bubble butt, looked natural, just the right size. They look so attractive I could lick and bite into them all night like an ice cream hehe.

Tropical.

Tropical had only 5, 6 girls sitting around quietly. It had lots of nice, clean, empty rooms with multiple large screen TVs, which would be very nice to sit with girls, drink and watch sports, but the girls were not enticing so we left.

Hong Kong again.

By about 8 the noob wanted to go back to HK's 7th floor. You guys can knock HK all you want, but the noobs all wanted to leave other bars quickly to go back to HK, confirming its attractiveness. By now HK was jam packed with guys with about 100 girls, many hot young ones, about 2:1 ratio, lots of familiar faces. A few HK's regular staff was working the floor, Augustino, Lilo, Andrea, Anthony ect. There were no strip show, only once a while a girl would twirl herself at the pole. There was no empty tables, barely enough room to move or stand around. The air was hot, damp, stuffy. Finally found an empty table way in the back where the air was dry and cool. We sat drinking next to 3 big Mexican guys who drove 8 hours down from San Francisco for 1 night of drinking then drive back the same night. They said there are nothing in SF bay areas as much fun and sexy as HK, so they were willing to drive 8 hours to spend a couple hours drinking, watching and groping girls. Tijuana has shoved allegedly sexy and liberal San Francisco down its own outhouse for lacking sexy fun. It can harbor criminal aliens but won't allow its citizen to have a little sexy however discreetly, a damn stupid hypocrisy. HK had lots of hot girls, many familiar top girls, Frieda, Roshlyn, Sasha ect, may be 100 girls crammed into a very small hall way with 10 converted singles rooms. They were busy hooking guys left and right; the pace was hurried and pressured.

The other noob came back to HK after porking the escort. He texted me; I went around but could not find him in the jam packed club. When I found him I lost direction back to the room in the back. We kept walking around and around, pushing people out of the way to go back to the other noob. Finally sat down and ordered food. Azul has beef, pork, chicken, shrimp tacos, only $1 each, convenient and quickly delivered, but dry and tasteless without sauce. Should tell them to bring salsa. The noob ordered Azul's rib eye with French fries. There was lots of confusion among HK's and Azuls' meseros, finally got the steak delivered. The noob was hungry, gulped down the whole plate of food quickly, declaring the steak tender and juicy.

The out-of-state noob was drained and had to go to bed. I gave him Cici's tel number so he can work out a deal with her, her student friends, may be even her sexy aunt hehe for some good, wholesome day-time activities outside of the Puta Village.

HK had close to 100 girls with lots of hot young girls, but the club was way to crammed on the 7th floor, the air was hot and damp, not a nice, classy place to party. Facilities in Adelita and Tropical are now way better and classier. HK should find larger and better venue or limit volume of guys at the door. I did not enjoy the crammed space, stuffy air and the harried pace the girls were working, considering only going on week days, or delaying going at all until HK returned to the main facilities on ground floor. With new mutated Co-vid viruses, we may have to date Ms. Rosy Palm exclusively until 2025.

Editorials.

It was funny to see 3 tough Mexican guys drive 8 hours down from San Francisco just to sit a few hours with HK girls. The US has to achieve better balance of work and sexy pleasures or our creativity, productivity and quality of life, may be life span too, will decline. US should open up legislation for more and better sexy entertainment venues for the average joes without the money, power, connections and means of the horny, corrupt, conniving politicians with their immoral and filthy rich patrons, like Jeffrey Epstein and the NY riche.

Big, fat, mean, ugly, stupid, lazy, entitled American women must have fair competition in sex, love and work so they will learn not to shoot themselves in the foot by abusing and stabbing their mates in the back, fuck up their families' life and ruin their children's future.

If you have to sleep and have sex with American women, make sure you keep them on a short leash. Don't let them to stab your back, don't ever be stupid to sign your life away on the marriage certificate so greedy, evil wife can ram it up your sorry ass with alimony and child support, plus non-stop biitching, abusing and manipulation.

[SpeedToys]

Same exact happened to me mid Nov. However they then "let" me buy 180 day visa for $30. I crossed the next day no issues showing the visa card and was even told I could go through Mexicano line.

Is just an "act" to bring in more revenues during this tough time. $30 for 180 Dias is an incredible bargain if can use it frequently or even for a couple Dias.

Stay horny me friends!

I walked through customs, alone, the hallways and hall, not one person I saw other than people that worked there.

No pesos spent. (12/9).