General Reports

[Captain Solo]

Wow. This is a good report covering the current situations of most sex venues in La Zona in 1 night, street girls, massage, bar girls. With 40 girls in each bar, HK, Tropical and Chicago are back to near full swing. HK must have the bar in the Penthouse suite on 9th floor to accommodate 40 girls plus guys. Adelita may also have a few hotties.

Wonder who this girl is, with shoulder length blonde hair and green, pink tints. It's a lot of fun with girls who can speak English, like to flirt and play in the bar, have enough time to get to know you and get you red hot horny for sex. She appears a seasoned pro, selling 4-somes and 3-somes to the guys, trying to make lots of money quick. Most Mexican girls tend to be shy and reserved, not so aggressive. Did she allow full access to her body, DATY and DFK? It's great you found the hottest girl of your life and had a hot sexy time with her.

With 40 girls and each bar, the bros can have pretty much the same sexy fun in Tijuana as preCoVid. It's worth going down for a night to check out the sexy scene.

HK which was also pretty busy. I'the say it had probably also 40 girls but was a little smaller of a bar so it made it seem like more. We get a round of drinks here and it doesn't take long for me to spot out one of the hottest girls I'll ever be lucky enough to fuck. We make eye contact and she comes over. Short petite girl with Shoulder length blonde hair that was slightly dyed green and pink (literally Harley Quinn) in a pink tank top and a black leather skirt. But even better than that, she spoke nearly fluent English and she was super lively and fun.

[NormalAsianKid]

Skipping my post about night 3 since it was kinda boring. Had a session with Nancy who was a little chubby but still pretty hot and was one of the girls I had who was more into the sex. May repeat. Then had a second girl who wasn't memorable at all (honestly don't remember if there even was a second girl but for some reason, I'm remembering I hit 3 girls each day). Then at night I decided to have a relaxing night after being out late drinking the night before so I decide to go to mermaids for a massage. Picked Denise (maybe?) out of a lineup of 10 girls. Thicker girl but not chubby with huge tits and ass (7. 5/10 looks). The manager said it was 40 $ for a half hour massage including the room and then 30 min to negotiate with the girl. It seemed kinda expensive but I really wanted a massage so I agreed. Denise actually had a super sweet voice and was actually good at English. Her massage skills though were basically nonexistent. After a quick "rubdown" she asks me to turn over and starts playing with my dick which got me hard pretty quickly. She tells me it's 50 $ for a HJ 70 for a BJ and 100 $ for sex and wouldn't budge down. Being my 3rd of the day I decide it's not worth the price and sadly leave with blue balls. Luckily, I run into a girl named zamay on my way back to the hotel. She's not the normal type of girl I'm into: super curly brown hair and a rough around the edges but she had a killer body so I went with it. Don't remember much besides it being good enough that I got her number to maybe repeat. Wow I guess I didn't actually skip my post about night 3. Well anyways onto the better day.

Had a not so good but still solid session this morning, a good session this afternoon and then one of my best sessions ever this night.

Got horny around 10 am and decided to take a stroll around the alley. I saw 2 hotties standing next to each other with one of them being incredibly hot. She had a mask on but I could tell her face was cute. Super skinny, flat tummy and long black hair with a nice ass (8. 5/10). I approach her in my broken Spanish and she tells me her name is Ashley (I think). She says it's 100 for the room and 400 for her for no BJ, just 1 position of fucking. I tell her I want everything and ask her how much and she said 2000 and wouldn't budge. I had learned my lesson from my first night so I decided to move on. Ended up going with another girl that was nearby for the standard 500 pesos. She wasn't bad looking but the service was kinda mechanical and knowing it wasn't the first girl made it worse. As I'm walking back to my hotel, I kinda wished I paid 400 for no BJ and just 1 position of fucking just to get with the hot girl.

Later around 3 pm, I decide to make my second rounds of the day. I do a couple laps but don't see anyone I really like. As I'm getting ready to give up and go back to my hotel to nap, I run into Esmeralda again. And wow she looked even hotter this time. I think she might have started at 3 and I was lucky enough to be her first customer of the day. This girl has a nearly perfect body. Skinny, exotic looking, perky tits that was just barely a handful with nice nipples and a soft but firm butt. And to top it off, she had the cutest smile. She gave me a great BJ and was super accommodating in bed going for multiple positions. She was still reluctant to kiss me but I'm hoping we can change that by session 3. (8/10 looks 7/10 service).

Later this night, I end up meeting up with a board member and we decide to check out a couple of the bars. We start in Chicago which actually seemed pretty busy to me. I'the say there was roughly 40 girls. We got a drink there and I bought a big booty girl a drink. I thought she was just going to sit next to me and feel awkward around my broken Spanish but to my surprise, she gave me a 15 minute lap dance while we had our drinks. A good start to a good night. 4 $ beers and 9 $ drink for her. From here we decide to check out HK which was also pretty busy. I'the say it had probably also 40 girls but was a little smaller of a bar so it made it seem like more. We get a round of drinks here and it doesn't take long for me to spot out one of the hottest girls I'll ever be lucky enough to fuck. We make eye contact and she comes over. Short petite girl with Shoulder length blonde hair that was slightly dyed green and pink (literally Harley Quinn) in a pink tank top and a black leather skirt. But even better than that, she spoke nearly fluent English and she was super lively and fun. I buy her a drink and she starts grinding on me. To my surprise, we start making out in the bar. She takes my hand and makes me feel her panties which were already wet and I know at that point I'm definitely going up to a room with her regardless of the price. A little more dancing and making out and we finish our drinks. She leads me downstairs to a room and while we are going, she runs into her friend who's also bringing a guy to the rooms. This girl is a super freak, idk if she was joking but she asks if we want to do a 4 some and says that her friends pussy is really good. Me and the other guy looks at each other awkwardly and then it down but tbh I was kinda just being selfish (if he had the hotter girl, I probably would've been okay with it haha). We get to our room and she gets undressed. She had an incredible ass and nice fake titties (not ones that are so big they look out of place but ones where it has that perky A cup look but with DS instead). We do a little grinding / making out in the room and I'm ready to go. I go down on her and her pussy tasted fresh, it was a good change to be with a girl who showered. After a few minutes of hearing her moan, I couldn't take it anymore and needed to have her. She starts off with an incredible BJ smacking my hard dick against her face. Then we transition to doggy where I bang away at that fine ass. I'm normally not a big tattoo guy but she had these angel wings tattooed on her back that was so fucking hot. Between her nice ass and the way she arched her back with those wings, I had to switch positions or I was going to pop soon and I wanted to enjoy this girl. We switch to mish where I can pound away while playing with her amazing tits. Finally we switch to CG and she rides me like a champ while kissing me and my neck. I couldn't last any longer with her ass bouncing up and down my dick and I blow in the condom and we lay there making out for a while before getting dressed. Wow what a session. I've had hotter girls and better service before but that might have been the best mix of hotness and service I've ever had. Definitely in my top 3 girls ever. I can't wait to go for round 2. (9. 5/10 looks,9/10 service).

She brings me back to the bar where my friend was waiting and gives me a kiss goodbye. We decide to head to tropical to check out the scene there. Tropical was okay, slightly more packed than Tuesday night but less than Chicago or HK. We sit down for one drink and I make eye contact with a cute girl Sofia. She comes over and I buy her a drink. We dance and kiss a little bit but I don't know if I can go for round 4 so soon after my last round. So we finish our drinks and I tell her my friend wants to leave but I liked her and asked if I could get her instagram for later. We go back to HK for one last drink before bed and I run into my beautiful blonde Harley Quinn girl again. I am really tempted to go for round 2 but I'm exhausted. However, she has a different super cute short wavy black haired friend with her and she tells me that she also likes girls and she asks me if I want to have a 3 some with her and her friend. Unluckily or luckily, I didn't have anymore cash on me and I tell her I would love to but on a different night. Me and my friend finish our drinks and now I'm going to bed thinking about this 3 some that will probably be where my life peaks.

NAK.

[ChicaFax]

Unfortunately, the bad ones will be changing their names and numbers frequently -- especially if they are not just bad but scammy.

That's a good point. And in this case, no news would be bad news. A chica without any reviews or profile would be like a person with no credit score. So, unless a monger wanted to TOFTT he would avoid that chica. Ideally, of course, when a database was fully developed.

If a girl can figure out who left the review (good or bad), then there is no anonymity. A time / date stamp makes it worse, as it narrows down the field. Most girls don't want to be reviewed (good or bad), and if a guy is a regular in the zona it wouldn't take long for word to get around among the girls that he posts information about you on the internet. A guy's regular girl will quickly find out that he was in the zona and didn't call her and saw another girl. This tells me that these girls pay attention to what the guys do and what they say. Even among the SGs, they know which guys are which.

Of course girls don't want to be reviewed. They'd have to improve their performance, which is precisely the point of having such a website. WRT to anonymity, we could easily create an option to post anonymously so that the reviewer's name would appear as a different pseudonym each time so that only he and the chica would be able to correlate the rendezvous by date and time. However, I don't see the issue with chicas knowing someone posts about them on the internet. It's not like they're going to refuse some dude's money because he posts about them on the internet. I'm sure many of the long-termers know about this site. Again, it's a performance incentive for them, which is the whole point of the site.

Check out some review sites and see what fraction of guys who browse actually post reviews. Most of the boards I belong to have an annual fee which is waived if you post reviews -- so there is at least some incentive. Without that, I don't see guys actually posting anything.

I checked out what little there is (besides the UK which has tons of review sites, many appearing to contain useful and relevant information). It's all scraped data. There's nothing real out there besides what I saw in the UK. My guess is that the sites you're referring to created the site primarily to extract money from mongers rather than to serve the community at large and, of course, to make it appear that their site has the goods on all the chicas, they scraped every escort site in existence and created a fabricated site of misinformation. The only real data, possibly, is that created by mongers to avoid, as you pointed out, an annual fee. The reason I am floating this idea at its inception is to have mongers buy into the idea of getting better sexual experiences by the creation and maintenance of such a knowledge base. Without a buy-in from the community at large, such a site is useless, as evidenced by what there is out there at present. It appears that in the UK mongers readily adopt and support the idea of a review system, so it is doable.

Despite all of my objections, I'm not a regular and actually would be willing to submit a review -- if I had the information you are interested in.

I appreciate that, KC. It would be helpful if everyone had the same attitude. Filling out a few checkboxes is a lot less effort than most put into their trip reports but not as glamorous, I suppose.

Would love to hear from some more people if anyone is interested in better quality service out there.

[Goyo61]

Many of the girls in Tijuana don't want their face in a picture but are OK with taking a shot of their body from behind etc. I have a few shots from girls I need to post. What is amazing is how unique their bodies are where you don't really need to see their face to identify the girl.

Will track down some pic's and share in a future post to see if you recognize them.

Goyo.

[Goyo61]

Thanks Cap! Appreciate the tipola.

A couple girls hang out in front of Las Chevelas and Cascada's back doors.

The odd-looking tall girl with a long face and an overbite is Catalina, a totally nasty WG, jacking price on me and threatening to calling policia.

Esmeralda is the petite spinner with a nice, tight body and decent face with way too much make up. She did the same thing, doubled her price after the deed and called Cascada's security on me. She pissed me off so I never fucked her again. These girls seem to be trained by Catalina to act nasty. They are actually the roughest girls in the alley. Perhaps Esmeralda learned her lessons and is acting nicer with you, even giving you her tel # hehe. You are damn lucky.

There are many girls on the streets far hotter in looks and much sweeter in bed. They show up to work at different hours, so you have to wait for them to show.

[Goyo61]

Kudo's for being willing to put in the time. I would support it. But there are quite a few hurdles from the feedback I am hearing from guys who have some great perspectives on this forum.

Goyo.

Unfortunately, the bad ones will be changing their names and numbers frequently -- especially if they are not just bad but scammy.

If a girl can figure out who left the review (good or bad), then there is no anonymity. A time / date stamp makes it worse, as it narrows down the field. Most girls don't want to be reviewed (good or bad), and if a guy is a regular in the zona it wouldn't take long for word to get around among the girls that he posts information about you on the internet. A guy's regular girl will quickly find out that he was in the zona and didn't call her and saw another girl. This tells me that these girls pay attention to what the guys do and what they say. Even among the SGs, they know which guys are which.

Check out some review sites and see what fraction of guys who browse actually post reviews. Most of the boards I belong to have an annual fee which is waived if you post reviews -- so there is at least some incentive. Without that, I don't see guys actually posting anything.

Despite all of my objections, I'm not a regular and actually would be willing to submit a review -- if I had the information you are interested in. I rarely get girls phone numbers and almost never get their photos. Hell, half the time I don't remember their name the next day, much less three days later when I get home. I'd be interested in checking out your site, but I'm not optimistic about it's viability or value.

[Captain Solo]

Right up to before the shutdown, HK was always having "Tequila gratis" breaks when they invited guys on stage, poured tequila shots down their throats, wrapped their faces in towels and had the chicas straddle the guys' faces with their hot crotches while the crowd cheered on.

Most bars also have tequilerias walk around pouring tequilas down guys' throats. HK has Speedy, blowing the whistle, pouring Don Julio, slightly sweet with a good fragrance. Tip him $2-$3 for the shots and he's happy. Chicago Club gave out tequila shots at the door.

Mexicans do know how to have a little sexy fun.

[Cocr Brotheler]

Hey do any of you remember when (maybe they still did this right up to the pandemic) if purely going to Tijuana to get drunk and do the tourist thing walking across where they use to force tequila shots down your throat in the bars and restaurants? I remember in the late 80's and early 90's where they would have these whistles chirping loud, grab your neck braced, roll it back and pour tequila down your throat. I guess they discontinued this some time back out of concerns to not hurt people??

[ScatManDoo]

Hi. Posting here since applies to multiple hotels. I have stayed in Cascadas and Coahuilla and liked both but remember Cascadas being nicer. I visited Tropical but had a sewer smell. For Chicago Club is Jalos the conjoined / adjacent hotel or / and Leyva?

Jalos hotel is in the same building as Chicago Club. Jalos rents out S / T rooms and overnight rooms for you to have sex with Chicago Club chicas.

Next door (to the north) is hotel Posada de Santiago (formerly named Hotel Leyva) which does not rent rooms by the hour (just overnights, weekly & monthly rentals).

[Cocr Brotheler]

I've been a germaphobe for few years. Cascadas and tropical hotels had similar rooms, similar sheets which were much better than Coachela. If you look at sheets in these hotels theres all kinds of stains but cauholla is much worse. Sometimes I don't know if the sheets are stained or just not changed from prior person. I ask for at least 1 new sheet. 90% ofbthe time I bring my own sheet as well own travel towell and pillow case and flip flops. Both hotels are acceptable. I've been in some tiny hotels in the area with girls who I knew well on their day off and the places were a disaster. Chicago hotel I did not like nor the 1 next to it. Izbiza looks ok but probably to claustrophobic to sleep in for me. My 1st times in tijuana I stayed up the block above the pharmacist for 12 dollars I was shocked when I woke up alive haha. I don't do that any more.

Thank you. The stainey sheets and/or dumpy / dirty rooms are a real turn off. Pre-pandemic I might have tried a short term room occasionally but now NO way due to all the people in and out of there. That greatly increases the chances of coming down with the Novell COVID. Solution for me on this trip to is to buy that day room at Cascadas, disinfect it with some lysol I found plus wipes and enjoy their ladies, escorts or cute, clean SGs not assigned to one of the small motels.

One of the dirtiest sheets I ever discovered was just back in early February while in Bogota at one of the "better" MPs off Cra. 15 con Calle 67 +/-. It was a Saturday afternoon and I am sure the owners did not want to invest in clean sheets since they were shut on Sunday. I made the chica take me to two different rooms but bringing a towel even from the hotel a great idea.

[Dogers69]

Hi. Posting here since applies to multiple hotels. I have stayed in Cascadas and Coahuilla and liked both but remember Cascadas being nicer. I visited Tropical but had a sewer smell. For Chicago Club is Jalos the conjoined / adjacent hotel or / and Leyva?

I am booking SWA tonight for backup in case my LD week trip to Costa Rica is a no go. Yes I am concerned about the COV but am going to get in trouble here if I don't get some poon soon. Was in my local Office Depot today and just drooling over this young thing in nice tight dress using the copier. I kept looking at her but didn't get caught (hehehe).

Also how would you rank all these hotels? I think #1 is Cascadas then 2-5? And with these are their restaurants open for takeout and beers?

I will stay in SDO overnight but get day rooms to partake in the flesh down there and rest between sessions. Fishbowl setups not an issue with me since I luv MPs / saunas etc.

Ty,

Davis.

I've been a germaphobe for few years. Cascadas and tropical hotels had similar rooms, similar sheets which were much better than Coachela. If you look at sheets in these hotels theres all kinds of stains but cauholla is much worse. Sometimes I don't know if the sheets are stained or just not changed from prior person. I ask for at least 1 new sheet. 90% ofbthe time I bring my own sheet as well own travel towell and pillow case and flip flops. Both hotels are acceptable. I've been in some tiny hotels in the area with girls who I knew well on their day off and the places were a disaster. Chicago hotel I did not like nor the 1 next to it. Izbiza looks ok but probably to claustrophobic to sleep in for me. My 1st times in tijuana I stayed up the block above the pharmacist for 12 dollars I was shocked when I woke up alive haha. I don't do that any more.

[Ctytek]

What are you talking about. Passport card does NOT replace your Passport book, it's an added document for travel into Canada / Mexico. You cannot use Passport card for international air travel, you must have a book for that. I have both and so does everyone I know. What's with all the drama.

Their policy, probably to make more money is to send you the card and punch holes in your book so you can't use it. This from a manager today. The instructions don't say to write a letter saying you want to keep both. So a person would only know this if they happened to call before they mailed stuff in. Unbelievable.

[KC Questor]

I don't want to keep track of all of them, just the good ones. And the BAD ones.

Unfortunately, the bad ones will be changing their names and numbers frequently -- especially if they are not just bad but scammy.

I'm not sure why it would turn a guy off from making an honest review because 1) nobody in his right mind is going to use his real info on a monger site, 2) if the review is good, he's got nothing to worry about--might even get some extra bennies on a repeat, and 3) if the review is bad, he's not going to session with the same chica again, so what difference does it make. Having considered your response, though, and the need for anonymity, I think it would be helpful to add a time to the detailed reviews in addition to the date to alleviate some of the confusion on who screwed whom and when. Again, this is not going to work for every chica out there but I'm not interested in every chica out there; just the good ones.

If a girl can figure out who left the review (good or bad), then there is no anonymity. A time / date stamp makes it worse, as it narrows down the field. Most girls don't want to be reviewed (good or bad), and if a guy is a regular in the zona it wouldn't take long for word to get around among the girls that he posts information about you on the internet. A guy's regular girl will quickly find out that he was in the zona and didn't call her and saw another girl. This tells me that these girls pay attention to what the guys do and what they say. Even among the SGs, they know which guys are which.

I can't imagine that mongers wouldn't want to contribute to a site that would clean up the scammers, non-performers, etc, but that's just me. Hell, I'm offering to build and host a website to make this happen--and that's a lot because I will never be able to monetize it to pay for all the time and effort require to get it operational. I'm not that gung-ho on doing all this anyhow, so I'm glad you guys are trying to talk me out of it. Keep going, please!

Check out some review sites and see what fraction of guys who browse actually post reviews. Most of the boards I belong to have an annual fee which is waived if you post reviews -- so there is at least some incentive. Without that, I don't see guys actually posting anything.

Despite all of my objections, I'm not a regular and actually would be willing to submit a review -- if I had the information you are interested in. I rarely get girls phone numbers and almost never get their photos. Hell, half the time I don't remember their name the next day, much less three days later when I get home. I'd be interested in checking out your site, but I'm not optimistic about it's viability or value.

[Cocr Brotheler]

Hi. Posting here since applies to multiple hotels. I have stayed in Cascadas and Coahuilla and liked both but remember Cascadas being nicer. I visited Tropical but had a sewer smell. For Chicago Club is Jalos the conjoined / adjacent hotel or / and Leyva?

I am booking SWA tonight for backup in case my LD week trip to Costa Rica is a no go. Yes I am concerned about the COV but am going to get in trouble here if I don't get some poon soon. Was in my local Office Depot today and just drooling over this young thing in nice tight dress using the copier. I kept looking at her but didn't get caught (hehehe).

Also how would you rank all these hotels? I think #1 is Cascadas then 2-5? And with these are their restaurants open for takeout and beers?

I will stay in SDO overnight but get day rooms to partake in the flesh down there and rest between sessions. Fishbowl setups not an issue with me since I luv MPs / saunas etc.

Ty,

Davis.

[Captain Solo]

Hadez,

I suppose at every mongering spot, the quality of girls and your experiences would be much better if you know where to look.

I spent a lot of time in Thailand, sightseeing, eating, hanging out in the bars off Sukkhumvit, Nana, Patpong, soapie massages, escorts, Pattaya, but found very few girls meet my selective threshold for beauty and grace. The hottest girl in a Patpong gogo bar was a half Chinese. She was nice and gentle but we had just an average session. The expensive, high-class escort was tall and voluptuous with a butter face. When she took her panties off she reeked of an extremely foul dead fish, I had to get rid of her quickly and vented the room out. Paid a big sum for an all nighter in the Livingston Lodge with a hot girl at bar Crazy Horse. Her body was beautiful with soft and smooth tan skin, but after the first shot she slipped right out of the room. The women on call at the then Livingston Lodge were old, thick, chunky, ugly, with dark, leathery skin of farm women. I was disgusted with those women but lots of guys rave about them. Damn. One night in desperation I picked up a girl who ran a bar / cafe near the hotel. She closed the shop and went with me. Out of her clothes she was chunky, flabby with a butter face, like a 2 in La Zona.

The girls who hang out on Pattaya beach looked skanky and hideous; lots of weirdos and katoyes on that track. Those in massage joints were not better looking. The manager told me to go back to Bangkok as there were more hot girls there catering to the filthy rich locals.

Bars in Angeles City were full of crude, ugly farm girls, run by Australian mafia. Even the exclusive and high-class Japanese / Korean clubs only had older, average-looking women. But there was a high-security compound a few miles away with about 10 expensive girls parading on a stage, catering to the rich and powerful locals. The girls were tall, light skin, beautiful, turning tricks for $100 half hour on site. The compound was surrounded with high walls, barbed wires, death-trap corridors and a bunch of guys armed with M-16's, AK-47's and Colt. 45's, WTF? I was told they were afraid of armed assaults and robberies by rivals. It felt so much like prison sex I could not get my dick to rise to the occasion. A young Western guy carried on his moped an apparent GF with her arm around his waist and her hand on his crotch. She looked old, skanky with her old weathered face and leathery tanned skin, looked like his grand ma. I was disgusted with the perversity in A see.

But in Manila I had a wonderfully sexy 10 days with bar girls, street girls, casa girls and escorts. The escorts took me sight seeing, dining, and all night sex mostly bare back. You can find many pretty Pinays with tight, firm, beautiful bodies, sweet and sexy attitudes. They speak English so they could share their thoughts and feelings much better, making for sweet companies. The pics are Clara and Mary with whom I spent a couple sweet, sexy nights. I landed in Manila early in the morning, checking into the hotel with nothing to do. So I hang out in Robinson Mall and LA Cafe picking up girls. Within 12 hours, I had taken 3 girls to the hotel and popped 7 times. All 3 were very attractive, appealing and sexually satisfying, 2 complained they were sore and had to take breaks in between long sessions hehe.

There are many venues for girls' company in Manila. Bars on P Burgos tend to cater to ignorant foreigners with older, hardened and skanky women. The hottest girls with the sweetest personalities and the best deals are in casas catering to local elites. Dating sites have thousands of pretty, willing, youthful girls. The selections are even better in islands like Cebu and Mindanao with lots of ocean recreations. I was scheduled for a tour of Asia in March but had to cancel due to CoVid. Don't know when the world will be open again. Damn frustrating.

You should visit both Bangkok and Manila, but if you have time for only one, go for Manila. Will send you a few local contacts for the sweetest and sexiest companies.