General Reports

[Hunnyhawke]

Okay, you may have heard this one before. A Chica working as just a waitress for the evening ends up being a lot more!

It was my second night in Zona Norte. I already had sampled some of the talent at HK and I was impressed with the quality of women all lined up waiting to get picked up. But I wanted to explore other clubs and potential chicas that could show me a nice evening. I entered one of the neighboring clubs, Chavellas. These other clubs gear more towards the locals, most of the chicas are. Pretty decent. But not nearly as hot as the average group of honeys over at HK. Still, I do enjoy popping in other places and I do speak Spanish. Over in Chavellas, I end up sitting next to this young lady in a hoodie and jeans. Nice look honey with light skin, shoulder length black hair with blond streaks. Stacked and petite, my ideal body type.

She's chilling' messing around with her phone. I decide to open her up with a comment about her sneakers and we get talking. This is her first night in Tijuana working and she's serving drinks for customers and chicas.

Now, I really dug this chick. She's a GND type with a petite frame and big ass tatas. Very good. I talk with her and try to get her out to the dance floor. Got her a couple of fichas so the management wouldn't sweat us. We dance some salsa and enjoy ourselves. We come back to the bar. I tell her I want to smash. She's worried that she came here to serve drinks and nothing else. With some coaxing and a discussion with her manager, I get her to bite. We agreed on a price for one hour and I rent one of their rooms. She was quite nervous but I opened her up with some more dancing in the room and a couple of beers.

Being with this chica was like a dream. I got everything I wanted, to include lots of kissing and a BBJCIM finish. She was a lot of fun despite being shy as it was "her first time. " Yeah right I think, but you never know what you'll find if you explore off the beaten path a a bit. She was embarrassed she didn't have sexy lingerie on but I was like "cool, let me get you out of that hoodie."

Keep your eyes open because there may be treasure around the corner. Yeaaaaaargh.

[KGB1234]

Hey everybody,

I'm hoping this is the correct thread to post a question like this. I actually just submitted my in-depth report of my last visit in the Hong Kong thread, but am starting to plan another little vacation for later in the year and need some advice. Actually, it's going to be a pretty big vacation.

Last time I was down in Rosarito, I really loved the trip and atmosphere of the beach area. I actually work remotely and I'm considering renting an apartment for a month or so down on the beach. Maybe next to Papas and Beers. Basically, so I can work throughout the day, relax on the beach, hit up Papas and Beers some nights, maybe do some Tinder, and spend some time at Hong Kong Club on weekends. I've also got lot of friends in San Diego and LA, so I'd have them come down to hang in Rosarito or take trips into Ensenada on the weekend, go ATVing or jetski-ing, or just hit up HK club when they're there. Basically just a good time for a month, while still running my business remotely in the daytime.

My question is about escorts. Do you think it's a bad idea to have escorts come to a rented apartment? Or does this sound like something that should be done exclusively at motels? And for that matter, what escort sites have you had the best experience with? I had an awesome experience the one and only time I got an escort using Mileroticos. Mainly because I could vet the escort for being cool with the more freaky, kinky stuff.

Any thoughts?

[ClamSlammer]

I actually tried the SY Standard lane, today around 2:30 PM. Bad news. About twice as long as Otay Ready or SY Ready would have been, according to my most reliable internet sources (multiple).

ClammySlammy and I must go to different Otay Ready lanes.

I never said that the SY standard lane is faster than the SY ready lane. And if you're in the SY standard lane you really don't know how long the Otay lanes "would have been" because you can't be in two places at once. And you know the apps that provide wait times are highly inaccurate.

[WombatEd2]

The Otay Ready Lane is absolutely the worst place to cross. You will cross in half the time in the standard lane. The Otay Ready Lane is stupendously long for whatever reason, maybe 10 x longer than the standard lanes. And they don't process vehicles 10 x faster. On foot PedWest is the best place to cross. If you're driving and don't have Ready Lane or Sentri, take the SY standard lane but always go to the lane that's furthest to the right. That line often splits into two lanes when approaching the guard station which makes it move twice as fast.

I actually tried the SY Standard lane, today around 2:30 PM. Bad news. About twice as long as Otay Ready or SY Ready would have been, according to my most reliable internet sources (multiple).

ClammySlammy and I must go to different Otay Ready lanes.

[Asting]

When I stayed in the Master Suite there was no stripper pole, no massage couch, no sex swing. It was larger than a normal jacuzzi room and had a nice big shower, but that's it. Not worth.

Not all master suites have stripper pole.

[KC Questor]

I dig the idea of having a stripper pole in the room. I know it won't get used but still.

When I stayed in the Master Suite there was no stripper pole, no massage couch, no sex swing. It was larger than a normal jacuzzi room and had a nice big shower, but that's it. Not worth.

[Colfaxer]

Some most wonderful Sunday afternoons in Tijuana. I haven't been for a year or so. How are the lines getting back into the US?

Has anyone noticed a difference in attitudes towards Americans? I'll be crossing over at the end of the month for my 3rd Hong Kong visit (can't wait!) and was curious.

[BVance]

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Having a room at Cascadas is very convenient. Of course there's no extra charge to take a girl to your room and there is no guy waiting to knock on the door to tell you your time is up. No one will clean your room unless you ask, so you don't have to tip anyone unless you want clean sheets and / or towels.

Don't pay extra for nicer rooms unless you want to go for a higher floor away from the noise. The Jacuzzi suites aren't worth the extra money since the girls really don't want to spend time sitting in the tub (unless you negotiate that in advance). I stayed in the "Master Suite" last time and it was a bit bigger than a normal room but not worth the cost.

D'oh, looks like I double posted because of that. That room is actually the one I was looking at. I dig the idea of having a stripper pole in the room. I know it won't get used but still.

[ClamSlammer]

If you're driving, the Otay Ready Lane is usually your best bet.

The Otay Ready Lane is absolutely the worst place to cross. You will cross in half the time in the standard lane. The Otay Ready Lane is stupendously long for whatever reason, maybe 10 x longer than the standard lanes. And they don't process vehicles 10 x faster. On foot PedWest is the best place to cross. If you're driving and don't have Ready Lane or Sentri, take the SY standard lane but always go to the lane that's furthest to the right. That line often splits into two lanes when approaching the guard station which makes it move twice as fast.

[WombatEd2]

Some most wonderful Sunday afternoons in Tijuana. I haven't been for a year or so. How are the lines getting back into the US?

I use an Android app, Bordify, and a website, GaritaCenter, to check wait times. The times they give you tend to be about 50% of what it actually turns out to be.

If you're driving, the Otay Ready Lane is usually your best bet. If you're walking, the later you go, the shorter the line, down to nothing around midnight.

And as soon as the 'Migra reads this post, they'll reschedule everything so that everything I've said will no longer be even close to true.

[SpikeBites1]

Some most wonderful Sunday afternoons in Tijuana. I haven't been for a year or so. How are the lines getting back into the US?

Sunday afternoons without Sentri / Global Entry will take at least 45-1 HR minimum. Did it once with a friend who didn't have global entry and he had to wait in the long ass line. Just be wise and pick the correct side. Ped West seems to be more busy than East on some days. There's an app that lists the time to cross the border but I don't think it's very accurate.

[Jackie888]

Some most wonderful Sunday afternoons in Tijuana. I haven't been for a year or so. How are the lines getting back into the US?

3 hours for a return between noon and 6 pm.

0 minutes at 11 pm.

[Simonwagstaff]

Some most wonderful Sunday afternoons in Tijuana. I haven't been for a year or so. How are the lines getting back into the US?

[KC Questor]

Thought I replied to this already but maybe I didn't hit submit. : shrug:

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Awesome, thanks for the input. Sounds like Sunday it is. I don't know that I'll make it back by 1 AM to catch the tram back to my hotel in SD so I might just stay the night at a hotel in Tijuana. The one attached to HK seems like it would be convenient so if I stay MX side it will likely be there. From what I'm seeing even the nicer rooms are sub $100. What's the protocol for taking a girl from HK to your room? I know with the ones you rent short term you tip the towel guy. Anything like that I should be aware of?

Having a room at Cascadas is very convenient. Of course there's no extra charge to take a girl to your room and there is no guy waiting to knock on the door to tell you your time is up. No one will clean your room unless you ask, so you don't have to tip anyone unless you want clean sheets and / or towels.

Don't pay extra for nicer rooms unless you want to go for a higher floor away from the noise. The Jacuzzi suites aren't worth the extra money since the girls really don't want to spend time sitting in the tub (unless you negotiate that in advance). I staryed in the "Master Suite" last time and it was a bit bigger than a normal room but not worth the cost.

[BVance]

It won't be dead. Just not as busy as Thur.-sat. Wed is about the same as sun.

Sunday is one of the best nights along with Wednesday and Thursday. Mon / Tues the talent is more sparse. Fri / Sat is a sausage fest from wall to wall. HK is NEVER super dead in the evenings. The dead periods will be from 7 am-noon. If you like to relax a bit while enjoying the scenery with the chicas not on full blown hustle mode, you'd picked a good night. If you like a non-stop hyper party environment bumping into dudes all night, with the chicas constantly itching to move on, then go on a weekend.

Thought I replied to this already but maybe I didn't hit submit. : shrug: Thanks for the info, it's much appreciated. I don't particularly like the wall to wall people scene so Sunday sounds like a win to me. I'm probably going to get the VIP card, I'll be traveling with one other person so it'd be nice to have the limo bring us straight to the club. Plus I'm wanting to get a hotel there so the 20% off will be nice. Is there anything I should be aware of when taking the girls to my room instead of the short room term rental?