General Reports

[Captain Solo]

All this talk about the pretty girls of Colombia makes me want to pack my bag and go.

Pics from the bros show Colombian girls hot and pretty. But girls I met in Cartagena, Baranquilla were huge, dark, pear-shaped, grossly overweight, extremely unattractive. I heard La Mayorista is dangerous and street girls there nasty. Casa girls are day-time only moms and below average in looks. The girls offered by sex apartment operators are expensive and mercenary. Medellin clubs cater to the narcos with cash to burn. Club girls are used to hanging out, partying with the narcos, snorting up a storm, charging high rates hehe.

It's very nice to travel to exotic countries, sight see and immerse in local sexy cultures. It's very nice if the locations also offer hot, sexy girls for companies. There are no direct flights from LAX to Medellin, have to switch planes in San Jose, Costa Rica, making the flights long and inconvenient.

However, the prospects of tasting exotic lifestyles is always tempting. I would prefer dates with educated, cultured, smart, gentle girls who can show me the essence of the local culture and lifestyles, with fine dining and hot sex all night hehe. My bad Spanish, learned mostly from HK chicas, sucks big time, but I will force myself to learn on the road with the translate apps.

Wonder if the gringo who operated Casa Blanca is still in business? Or what hotels and areas would be convenient to work Colombian Cupid?

Got in a rut, lazy and bored hanging out in HK and Tijuana. At least the bros should do a road trip to Mexicali and Tecate before the weather gets too hot, to check out the nice, sweet, tall, beautiful small town girls who have not been adulterated by Gringos.

[The Tall Man]

It's hard to compare Tijuana to Colombia, but I'll give it a shot. First off, you really feel safer in Colombia- you don't have the spectre of all the violence Mexico is experiencing. Colombia is also more affluent, so while you'll still see plenty of homeless people, the overall environment is much nicer in Colombia. I spend time in Medellin, one of the most modern cities in Colombia. One thing is that because it's more secure, you can really get out and enjoy the city. As for the action, the big difference is that Tijuana is very centralized, with clubs like HK, Adelita's and Chicago's hosting literally hundreds of girls. Colombia is more directed toward what they call prepagos (prepaid), which are escorts. You can also find them through facebook and sites like Colombian Cupid. The women are out of control beautiful, sexy, and love to fuck. A decent looking gringo with a few dollars in his pocket can do VERY well just picking up chicas in the clubs. It's amazing how many amateurs they are- even the office girl you're buying drinks isn't above hitting you up for some cash before she takes off.

Prices range from $15-20 plus $5 cuarto for the street girls in El Centro, to an average of $50-100 for the prepagos (WELL worth every penny- these girls are often 9+). I stay away from the clubs, as you'll get skinned before you even get laid. Girls in the big clubs are really expensive. If you like perfect women with all the plastic nip and tuck- the Playboy Playmate- go to the clubs. You'll have a ton to choose from. I prefer the prepagos with an occasional SW appetizer. There are even some girls who will pick you up at the airport and fuck you on the way in.

The best experience I had was through Colombian Cupid. I started talking with her online before I left, and she didn't disappoint. We never talked sex or money, but she came over one afternoon and was amazing. A little spinner, she was absolutely gorgeous- a total GFE. We necked like a couple of teenagers, and finally she said she wanted to stay longer, but had to pay her babysitter. Once I promised to pay her sitter and her taxi back (I had paid it bringing her), she got serious. All told I think I gave her about $50, taxis included. One of the best fucks I've ever had. We've kept in touch, and I call her whenever I'm in country. She treats me like I'm the love of her life- and it works for me.

Anyway, I guess it all boils down to time and money. If you're short on time and just want to straight on monger with the highest number of girls to look over, go to Tijuana. If you've got some time and enjoy doing more than just mongering, check out Colombia.

Perfectly said, I ditto it all. The Tall Man spends considerable time in Medellin each year and although the lay of the land is different once you understand how it works. Well let me just say that you really start to wonder why us men were not born with 5 dicks because if I had this they would all be drained each day. Yes you need a few bucks but nothing like what I spend in a 2 or 3 day binge at Tijuana in HK.

The Tall Man.

[PapiOso]

Has anyone gotten hassled by the Tijuana cops for soliciting chicas? I was in DF recently and some cops nailed me for basically encouraging illegal activity. It was all pretty dodgy- a lot of threats to spend the night in jail, etc. They ended up walking me to an ATM and drilled me for $450. When you're in that situation, you really don't want to chance to possibility of spending any time at all incarcerated, so it's a pretty effective racket. I'm heading to Tijuana in a couple weeks- anyone have any similar problems here?

[PapiOso]

Good report glad you had fun. How do you like Colombia compared to Tijuana? I was thinking of Colombia or the Philippines for my next massive mongering trip.

It's hard to compare Tijuana to Colombia, but I'll give it a shot. First off, you really feel safer in Colombia- you don't have the spectre of all the violence Mexico is experiencing. Colombia is also more affluent, so while you'll still see plenty of homeless people, the overall environment is much nicer in Colombia. I spend time in Medellin, one of the most modern cities in Colombia. One thing is that because it's more secure, you can really get out and enjoy the city. As for the action, the big difference is that Tijuana is very centralized, with clubs like HK, Adelita's and Chicago's hosting literally hundreds of girls. Colombia is more directed toward what they call prepagos (prepaid), which are escorts. You can also find them through facebook and sites like Colombian Cupid. The women are out of control beautiful, sexy, and love to fuck. A decent looking gringo with a few dollars in his pocket can do VERY well just picking up chicas in the clubs. It's amazing how many amateurs they are- even the office girl you're buying drinks isn't above hitting you up for some cash before she takes off.

Prices range from $15-20 plus $5 cuarto for the street girls in El Centro, to an average of $50-100 for the prepagos (WELL worth every penny- these girls are often 9+). I stay away from the clubs, as you'll get skinned before you even get laid. Girls in the big clubs are really expensive. If you like perfect women with all the plastic nip and tuck- the Playboy Playmate- go to the clubs. You'll have a ton to choose from. I prefer the prepagos with an occasional SW appetizer. There are even some girls who will pick you up at the airport and fuck you on the way in.

The best experience I had was through Colombian Cupid. I started talking with her online before I left, and she didn't disappoint. We never talked sex or money, but she came over one afternoon and was amazing. A little spinner, she was absolutely gorgeous- a total GFE. We necked like a couple of teenagers, and finally she said she wanted to stay longer, but had to pay her babysitter. Once I promised to pay her sitter and her taxi back (I had paid it bringing her), she got serious. All told I think I gave her about $50, taxis included. One of the best fucks I've ever had. We've kept in touch, and I call her whenever I'm in country. She treats me like I'm the love of her life- and it works for me.

Anyway, I guess it all boils down to time and money. If you're short on time and just want to straight on monger with the highest number of girls to look over, go to Tijuana. If you've got some time and enjoy doing more than just mongering, check out Colombia.

[PdSuave]

Well this is my first report in this board and my first time going to Tijuana. I've been to a couple of countries to dabble in the fine arts (mainly Colombia) so I kinda know a little bit of the game. I live in the east coast and thought I might try Tijuana just for an overnight. Crossed at around 630 pm into Tijuana, stayed in Velario Hotel ($39/ night) for the night. Not a bad hotel had everything I need and I was not bring any chicas back with me. Since the hotel is so close to Hong Kong, I decided to go to Chicago Club first to check out the scene. Bought a Tecate ($3) and sat at the bar to see what was going on. I do understand it was Wednesday night and it might be a little slow, but there were very few chicas to dabble with so I just had a couple of beers and walked away.

Kept on walking down the main street and ended up in La Gloria club. Big mistake everything there was really bad for my taste and expensive ($5 for a beer). So after that beer I just got out of there as soon as possible. Now I decided to look around for a nice chica on the street. To my surprise there were a couple of good ones just outside the club. So I talked with one and she asked for $250 MXN ($15 USD) for a 30 minutes. I said sure and up to the hotel next door we went ($85 MXN). Chick pretty fine with the wand. After that session I went straight to Hong Kong.

You will get no argument here that HK girls are the hottest. They can have little strings with them, but, internationally, I'm sure this place is what most remember!

Speaking of Colombia. Be kinda cool to band some brothers together and have a group trip. What do y'all think?

[EBoardbuilder]

Well this is my first report in this board and my first time going to Tijuana. I've been to a couple of countries to dabble in the fine arts (mainly Colombia) so I kinda know a little bit of the game. I live in the east coast and thought I might try Tijuana just for an overnight. Crossed at around 630 pm into Tijuana, stayed in Velario Hotel ($39/ night) for the night. Not a bad hotel had everything I need and I was not bring any chicas back with me. Since the hotel is so close to Hong Kong, I decided to go to Chicago Club first to check out the scene. Bought a Tecate ($3) and sat at the bar to see what was going on. I do understand it was Wednesday night and it might be a little slow, but there were very few chicas to dabble with so I just had a couple of beers and walked away.

Kept on walking down the main street and ended up in La Gloria club. Big mistake everything there was really bad for my taste and expensive ($5 for a beer). So after that beer I just got out of there as soon as possible. Now I decided to look around for a nice chica on the street. To my surprise there were a couple of good ones just outside the club. So I talked with one and she asked for $250 MXN ($15 USD) for a 30 minutes. I said sure and up to the hotel next door we went ($85 MXN). Chick pretty fine with the wand. After that session I went straight to Hong Kong.

Hong Kong was pretty awesome. For me it was more than awesome. It was packed on all floors and to tell you the truth there was at least 100 chicas just walking around. Pure Heaven. I grabbed a beer ($5) and just walked around. Just admiring beauty after beauty. When I was just walking I bumped into this gorgeous female. "Nirvana" was her name, and she was just my taste. We sat down and just talked for literally a couple of hours. She was doing tequila and mineral water ($10). After I was well recuperated from my last pop I decided to go adventure with her more. $90 was the asking price (haggled down to $75) and it was worth every penny. She was truly enjoying our session and couldn't be any happier with it. We tried literally every position and she was like a waterfall which made it even better. After the session we decided to go back down and continue to just have a couple a drinks. I said my goodbyes and went straight to the hotel for literally a five hour nap and walked back across the border.

Now for me this was a very inexpensive trip. I do have the benefits of free travel but when I am short on mulah and can't get to Colombia, Tijuana will definitely be my go to place. This was more of a scouting trip for me. To look around and see what there is to do. I am still in awe of Hong Kong and the quality of chicas. I will definitely be going back real soon. Like real soon.

Big thanks to all the users who posted on this board man. You guys made it a lot easier.

Good report glad you had fun. How do you like Colombia compared to Tijuana? I was thinking of Colombia or the Philippines for my next massive mongering trip.

[JFlyMeDown]

Well this is my first report in this board and my first time going to Tijuana. I've been to a couple of countries to dabble in the fine arts (mainly Colombia) so I kinda know a little bit of the game. I live in the east coast and thought I might try Tijuana just for an overnight. Crossed at around 630 pm into Tijuana, stayed in Velario Hotel ($39/ night) for the night. Not a bad hotel had everything I need and I was not bring any chicas back with me. Since the hotel is so close to Hong Kong, I decided to go to Chicago Club first to check out the scene. Bought a Tecate ($3) and sat at the bar to see what was going on. I do understand it was Wednesday night and it might be a little slow, but there were very few chicas to dabble with so I just had a couple of beers and walked away.

Kept on walking down the main street and ended up in La Gloria club. Big mistake everything there was really bad for my taste and expensive ($5 for a beer). So after that beer I just got out of there as soon as possible. Now I decided to look around for a nice chica on the street. To my surprise there were a couple of good ones just outside the club. So I talked with one and she asked for $250 MXN ($15 USD) for a 30 minutes. I said sure and up to the hotel next door we went ($85 MXN). Chick pretty fine with the wand. After that session I went straight to Hong Kong.

Hong Kong was pretty awesome. For me it was more than awesome. It was packed on all floors and to tell you the truth there was at least 100 chicas just walking around. Pure Heaven. I grabbed a beer ($5) and just walked around. Just admiring beauty after beauty. When I was just walking I bumped into this gorgeous female. "Nirvana" was her name, and she was just my taste. We sat down and just talked for literally a couple of hours. She was doing tequila and mineral water ($10). After I was well recuperated from my last pop I decided to go adventure with her more. $90 was the asking price (haggled down to $75) and it was worth every penny. She was truly enjoying our session and couldn't be any happier with it. We tried literally every position and she was like a waterfall which made it even better. After the session we decided to go back down and continue to just have a couple a drinks. I said my goodbyes and went straight to the hotel for literally a five hour nap and walked back across the border.

Now for me this was a very inexpensive trip. I do have the benefits of free travel but when I am short on mulah and can't get to Colombia, Tijuana will definitely be my go to place. This was more of a scouting trip for me. To look around and see what there is to do. I am still in awe of Hong Kong and the quality of chicas. I will definitely be going back real soon. Like real soon.

Big thanks to all the users who posted on this board man. You guys made it a lot easier.

[Captain Solo]

A Mexican monger friend mentioned Mexicali now has lots of pretty girls day and night on the street about 1 mile from the border. He said the quality is even better than Tijuana in clubs and on streets, with many Asians, black, Haitians. He said there is a large population of Chinese descendants in Mexicali, the percentage is the highest in Mexico.

I remember the spinner Claudia who used to work out of hotel Mini, with her sweet and gentle manners, lanky frame, fine features, pretty face, looking like a Japanese porcelain doll. She moved to Mexicali and has not been back to Tijuana.

He also said Tecate is a small town with very beautiful girls, but most go to work in Mexicali and Tijuana.

Any bros from Mexicali can provide any info?

It may be worth a weekend trip to Mexicali and Tecate to check out the scenery and get to know authentic, pretty Mexican chicas who have not been screwed, corrupted, pissed off and spoiled by Gringos.

[Flyer47]

There are three kinds of people in this world:

- those who can count, and.

- those who can't.

I remember reading somewhere that the CBP are severely understaffed, especially at the California Mexico border. As a result CBP officers sometimes have to work extremely long shifts. Maybe issues with counting is a sign of fatigue.

[Travv]

I heard that in colonial days, no-one drank water for fear of contamination or disease so they drank beer or hard cider instead since the alcohol kills bacteria. This guy might want to drink beer, Cuba Libres or hard cider instead of Mexican tap water for the same reason. Although I suspect Mexican tap / sewer water has a rich flavor with small brown specks floating in the yellow colored water. He might grow to like it!

If he is drinking the tap water he might be thinking it's the food instead that's messing with his stomach. Drinking from the tap is never a good idea. He should only drink purified bottled water on his next visit and see if there are any changes in his digestive system.

[MongerHunger]

If he is drinking the tap water he might be thinking it's the food instead that's messing with his stomach. Drinking from the tap is never a good idea. He should only drink purified bottled water on his next visit and see if there are any changes in his digestive system.

I'm hoping you don't mean the tap water. Even the locals drink bottled or purified water.

[EBoardbuilder]

I have been going to Tijuana for many years. It seems that every time I eat in Tijuana that my stomach gets sick. This includes eating in many decent restaurants. I stay at my girls apartment in a colonia down there (she used to work in Tropical) and I have to use her toilet all the time because my stomach is sick. You would have thought that I would have built up an immunity for this. I can drink the water but it is the food that kicks my ass always.

If you want to drink the water go buy a LifeStraw Go Water Filter Bottle with 2-Stage Integrated Filter Straw or buy bottles like the locals.

[Arborsun83]

I am making my first visit to Tijuana (from California) in the first week of March. I have been mongering in many parts of the world (Spain, France, India, Thailand), but this is the first time in Mexico.

I have been reading the excellent advise on this forum, and feel pretty good about the planning. However, it will be awesome to have some company while I am down there. If anyone has overlapping plans (March 1 - March 3), shoot me a PM.

[WombatEd2]

I can drink the water but it is the food that kicks my ass always.

I'm hoping you don't mean the tap water. Even the locals drink bottled or purified water.

[MongerHunger]

Try using pure oregano oil and / or activated charcoal capsules from GNC or health food stores. Kills bacteria, viruses and absorbs toxins.

I have been going to Tijuana for many years. It seems that every time I eat in Tijuana that my stomach gets sick. This includes eating in many decent restaurants. I stay at my girls apartment in a colonia down there (she used to work in Tropical) and I have to use her toilet all the time because my stomach is sick. You would have thought that I would have built up an immunity for this. I can drink the water but it is the food that kicks my ass always.