General Reports

[Come47]

Thanks for the info all! I'll visit Tijuana either on Monday or Tuesday. I'll just stick to the La Zona Alley since the girls will be there.

[Captain Solo]

La Zona's "alley," officially called Callejon Coahuila, behind HK and hotel Cascada, is much safer than average, with lots of mongers, girls, cops, bar touts, and security cameras. Have not heard of any robberies or assaults in that alley.

There are many other alleys in Tijuana, narrow corridors, connecting streets. It's wise to avoid going into any of those alleys as you can be easily ambushed, robbed, beat up. Even the alley across from Adelita, next to Mermaids massage and the OXXO store, had rateros staking out, grabbing wallets and jewelries, and run into the slum to hide.

Hi all,

I'm planning to visit Tijuana early next week. I'm going to stay at Cascades Hotel for a couple of nights, planning to have sessions with both HK girls and SGs. I've read reports before saying to avoid the "alley" because of the choke holds. I'm not sure which alley is you guys talking about. Is the alley between Hotel Cascadas' back entrance and Hotel Eduardo (Primer Callejon Coahuila) safe?

[Baxter Slade]

Hi all,

I'm planning to visit Tijuana early next week. I'm going to stay at Cascades Hotel for a couple of nights, planning to have sessions with both HK girls and SGs. I've read reports before saying to avoid the "alley" because of the choke holds. I'm not sure which alley is you guys talking about. Is the alley between Hotel Cascadas' back entrance and Hotel Eduardo (Primer Callejon Coahuila) safe?

What days are you planning on going. There will be a few guys going next week who can show you around.

[Member #2041]

Hi all,

I'm planning to visit Tijuana early next week. I'm going to stay at Cascades Hotel for a couple of nights, planning to have sessions with both HK girls and SGs. I've read reports before saying to avoid the "alley" because of the choke holds. I'm not sure which alley is you guys talking about. Is the alley between Hotel Cascadas' back entrance and Hotel Eduardo (Primer Callejon Coahuila) safe?

To the extent that anywhere in Tijuana is safe, the alley is, because there are generally cops and a Mexican military presence around. But nowhere in Tijuana is safe if you look like you're a clueless gringo with lots of cash in your pocket.

[Come47]

Hi all,

I'm planning to visit Tijuana early next week. I'm going to stay at Cascades Hotel for a couple of nights, planning to have sessions with both HK girls and SGs. I've read reports before saying to avoid the "alley" because of the choke holds. I'm not sure which alley is you guys talking about. Is the alley between Hotel Cascadas' back entrance and Hotel Eduardo (Primer Callejon Coahuila) safe?

[Bbond]

I guess in order to get down to the truth, we need to know where that was written. Where was it written that you get to break their rules twice and still keep your Sentry Pass?

What is written is contrary to what he stated.

Approved vehicles may not use the SENTRI lanes if unapproved persons are in the vehicle. Failure to adhere to this requirement will cause both vehicles and approved participants to lose their SENTRI privileges.

Is written here: https://help.cbp.gov/app/answers/det...ules/related/1.

[Captain Solo]

Damn. Just found another good bro.

I have been to many places overseas, but there are no other places like Tijuana on earth where you can find so many nice, pretty, sexy girls 24/7, who will give you the sexiest times of your life without costing you a fortune. Just don't put yourself at risks, protect yourself like you are walking downtown Los Angeles, and you will do fine.

Spartan is right. Treat the girls and the people of Mexico with courtesy and respect according any human, and you can have the sweetest, sexiest times.

Been awhile since I checked ISG, and though I posted here before. Muchos kudos to the Cap and other mongers that regularly post here. I salute you. These things make it safe to do otherwise legal activities (in respective countries) in sketchy areas.

All in all less than $60 for travel to and back, 2 fantastic nuts and good tacos. No place on this planet can get a deal like that. Maybe there is let us know. Actually Indonesia has comparable prices but its different. Anyway. Of course when you got a pocket full of cash Adelitas and Hong Kong can give you crazy awesome GFE experiences. Just got to pay for more. But when you can afford it, it's worth it. Like a few on this forum, I been to a lot of places around the world and US. And this place is freaking awesome. Treat people with respect, be nice, don't be a pushover and be street smart and you'll have time of your life.

[IkaikaSpartan]

Been awhile since I checked ISG, and though I posted here before. Muchos kudos to the Cap and other mongers that regularly post here. I salute you. These things make it safe to do otherwise legal activities (in respective countries) in sketchy areas.

OK for newbies. And I know this will help scrolling through the threads. I have been a day walker lately given my long work days and tend to come during My weekend days. So.

Park at Las Americas outlet, walk to San Isidro and cross. Or can pay $7 to be closer parking behind JiB. Up to you. Rate was 18.1 pesos when I crossed in case you wonder. You can take yellow taxi to la zona for $5, don't let them ask for more. It's pretty much a given. But this time I tried UBER. How cool! Can choose uber English for same price. Guy was cool from Mexico City. 37 pesos. That's right $2 and no exchange of cash. Bad ass.

OK roll up and decide to do walk around the block. The core is truly a block, or a big block with the side alley in middle. Most of my paradita action is on the left side looking uphill. Anyway, didn't walk 20 ft and saw hot paradita and took her ariba. Negotiated for 300 for sin ropa, multiple positions, suckie fuckie. Hot, hot and was in sexy lingerie. Can see see section, like most of these girls, but was wet and willing.

Ate tacos at Sinoras across the street from Adalitas, Oxxo side. Was good and everything there 100 pesos. Can get cheaper tacos of more questionable quality on the street, but I usually like to put my elbows down.

Went again for round 2. Was actually not many cute chicas out. I've been here on a Weds night and it neck deep in fine pussy, it has its ebs and flow. But kinda hurting lately. Anyway took second girl with same terms and she was a spinner, and was good. 7 for looks while first was a solid 8. Thought she was 35 but said she was 26. Whatever. Both hotels were 70 pesos. Beds of questionable cleanliness compared to Hong Kong or Adelitas. But what you expect?

Done and time to go home. Didn't use with Uber this time and took taxi to border. Was right there and easy. Big tip. Get global entry which can get you in Sentri line. Fuck the regular line. Never again. Waited several times for 4 plus hours. That thing is evil. Great to just walk by everyone.

All in all less than $60 for travel to and back, 2 fantastic nuts and good tacos. No place on this planet can get a deal like that. Maybe there is let us know. Actually Indonesia has comparable prices but its different. Anyway. Of course when you got a pocket full of cash Adelitas and Hong Kong can give you crazy awesome GFE experiences. Just got to pay for more. But when you can afford it, it's worth it. Like a few on this forum, I been to a lot of places around the world and US. And this place is freaking awesome. Treat people with respect, be nice, don't be a pushover and be street smart and you'll have time of your life.

[ScatManDoo]

I don't know where you read it but I suspect that it's not official policy. If Sentri is important to you I think it's prudent to always follow the rules.

I guess in order to get down to the truth, we need to know where that was written. Where was it written that you get to break their rules twice and still keep your Sentry Pass?

[Captain Solo]

Rules are conducts required as conditions for interactions, whereas laws are rules formalized for conducts in society by congress, carrying serious consequences if breaking.

Smuggling contrabands is not breaking the rules, but breaking the laws. But CBP has been known to bend its rules for good citizens.

I suppose it depends on which rule you break. Don't plan on a second chance if you get caught bringing mass quantities of recreational drugs into USA.

[Captain Solo]

I know a guy who broke the rules 3 times in 3 years.

All 3 times he got sent into secondary inspection, costing 15 minutes to half hour. The last time the CBP guy went into the office for a long time, came back smiling, saying "You are damn lucky the office did not to yank your card. "

Needless to say he's very careful now. Sentri card is a significant privilege. It's no fun to wait 3 to 4 hours in READY or REGULAR lanes.

Of course if you are caught carrying illegal drugs, you will be in prison a few years and won't need Sentri. I have seen people arrested in secondary inspection a few times.

I don't know where you read it but I suspect that it's not official policy. If Sentri is important to you I think it's prudent to always follow the rules.

[Travv]

I agree with this comment. I suspect your Sentri card will not work when you try to pass through the gate at a maximum security Federal prison after being sentenced to prison for importing illegal drugs to the USA. A good movie on this subject is the true story of "Brokedown Palace" where an innocent girl visiting Thailand after graduating from high school is sentenced to 40 years in prison because her friend tried to smuggle drugs out of Thailand. .Don't let anyone have access to your suitcase or backpack or hold any package for anyone. Watch "Jailed Abroad" for numerous prison sentences due to drugs.

I suppose it depends on which rule you break. Don't plan on a second chance if you get caught bringing mass quantities of recreational drugs into USA.

[HorseTrader]

I read somewhere, if you break the rules 3 times, CBP will yank your sentri card.

I suppose it depends on which rule you break. Don't plan on a second chance if you get caught bringing mass quantities of recreational drugs into USA.

[Captain Solo]

If you need medical services, most Mexican doctors would not treat you unless you can speak good Spanish.

Dr. Jesus Lopez is fairly old and speaks enough English. He's on the West side of Revolucion, between Calle 2 and 3, in a long unmarked corridor behind a small farmacia. Ask the farmacias for Dr Jesus. They can point you. He did a careful examination and prescribed, all for 45 pesos.

A couple times I engaged Mexican doctors, they seem competent, compassionate, caring professionals, complete opposite the money-grabbing and prescriptions-selling quacks in the US.

[Captain Solo]

Water supply was broken somewhere by road maintenance crews. Most of Zone Norte, all the way South to Zona Este, were out of water.

The food court at the Cinemapolis was working as usual. Hotel Cascada closed the back door so a line of water trucks could pump water in. I thought the old trucks were pumping out sewage. Hotel Leyva and Restaurante La Perla had water.

Saturday morning 9 AM went to La Perla for breakfast, saw a Gringo sitting by himself so I came over to share a table. He was one of the better-known bro in this forum. I saw him a few times in HK and around La Zona before. It was very nice meeting him and had an interesting conversation. Needless to say he found La Zona a hog heaven and could not be happier. Where can we have fun, sweet, pleasant, flirty and sexy company of beautiful girls who aim to please without headaches, complications, manipulations, and without having to mortgage our whole lives away to some women who get lazy, ugly, nasty, fat and sexless?

Meanwhile, in the glassed-in bar, a couple old Mexican guys were drinking and singing mariachi music, at 9 AM? They must like drinking and singing a lot. The new waitresses were slow. I ordered eggs with sausages, but they brought out hot dogs. It took them forever to brew a pot of coffee. I took their pics and gave each a propina. They were happy.

I made a few very good friends through ISG, and in La Zona just by saying Hi to guys who look like they could be fun. We sure as hell have lots more fun than hanging out with other stiff, phony, boring people. They are all jealous that we can have lots of fun and sex with young, beautiful girls. There were some fresh and stunning young girls in HK Saturday afternoon. I have to spend more day time in HK.

When I die, I expect all HK and alley girls to cry their hearts out and my bros to write the most wonderful obituary. Hehehe.

No water on Primera or North End of Revolution. Don't know how these restaurants & hotels make it when this happens. One guy said it when out last night if not mistaken. Didn't go down to the alley so they may be OK some of the hotels have back up reserve water as I recall. Luckily the wet wipes helped us skate through without a glitch. Not sure how far South this extends but it was out between 2nd & 3rd on Revo as well as Primera.