General Reports

[Frogg]

I was in Tijuana last weekened. Had not slept well the night before so needed a hotel in La Zona to catch some sleep. I wanted a hotel close to all the action, with wifi, and preferably accepting credit cards--I'd previosly stayed at Hotel Garcia, which was cozy, but they were not tech savy, giving me their wifi password written by hand that I had to decipher, and was never able to get connected (had an old laptop at the time, and that was two years ago so maybe things at H. Garcia have changed).

Decided to try Hotel Leyva, having never stayed there before. Lyva's single rooms were sold out, so got a double for 700 pesos, and was able to pay with credit card (paid the measly 50 peso deposit in cash). Their wifi information was posted clearly on a printed sheet on the lobby wall. They gave me a room on ground floor facing the parking lot. The room was spacious, clean and quiet, but no TV set. The wifi worked without issues. I was able to rest well with no interruptions.

When I left the hotel to roam the streets, I offered to leave the key at the front desk, but they declined. It was a regular house key without attachments, so could fit in pant's mini-pocket. Upon returning to the room some hours later, there was a roach on top of the room's desk. I had read about roach infestations at this hotel, so was not surprised. Still, I can't complain for everything else the hotel offered, and it's not like there aren't roaches in my house too.

Out near the corner of CL. Coahuila and Av. Constitucion there is a taco stand convenient to those staying at Leyva; I ordered the Birria Stew to go to eat in the hotel room. Though they packed my "to go" bag with lots of lemons, tortillas, and spice sauce, there was no spoon included (have to get it yourself). Discovered the lack of spoon once in the room, but did not feel like venturing out again for a plastic spoon, so made-do with the torillas, the cup's lid, and my bare hands as makeshift spoons. Regardless, the birria was very tasty!

On the whole, I was satisfied with Hotel Leyva, well located right next to Chicago Club, only security is not tight, seems anyone can enter the premises with ease, especially through the parking lot.

The highlight of the trip was a 21 year old named Samantha that I found at night in the alley almost at Av. Ninos Heroes. I was surprised at how beautiful she was, stading in a dark corner of the alley where you'd more expect something old and ugly. In the room, I accepted her offer of 'servicio completo' for 600 pesos (I never do 'completo' but was willing to roll dice on this one). With all the clothes off, she was flawless, the service was good, definitely worth the cost. Her pussy had a slight smell, but not a bad smell, more like a nice fragrance. Some guys on here like to complain about smelly pussies, but the way I see it, smelly pussy is better than no pussy, hehe.

[WombatEd2]

Libra parking structure at the end of the alley. I am considering driving in and parking. Is this structure safe for a few hours of fun before driving back over?

I've pared there many times, without any problem.

[KBToys]

It's been probably 10 years since I've visited the zona. Always parked in San Ysidro or stayed at motel near the border trolley station and walked across border and taxied to the zona. But I see there is a new Libra parking structure at the end of the alley. I am considering driving in and parking. Is this structure safe for a few hours of fun before driving back over?

I've parked there numerous times and never had a problem. I usually pay 70-100 pesos for a few hours and they have another parking lot near Senda Norte, Tropical bar. The other parking lot you could get validation if you were HK VIP. Just have to take parking ticket to get stamped at front counter of HK. Hope you have Sentri as the normal lines seem pretty long.

[BajaStorm]

It's been probably 10 years since I've visited the zona. Always parked in San Ysidro or stayed at motel near the border trolley station and walked across border and taxied to the zona. But I see there is a new Libra parking structure at the end of the alley. I am considering driving in and parking. Is this structure safe for a few hours of fun before driving back over?

[AmericanPi]

Thanks, both of you with the trolley idea.

That's a good one.

[StRobert]

Park in one of the trolley lots near the border, and then take the trolley to the border. Parking is free, and the trolley is about $5 for the round trip. There's a rarely-enforced 24-hour parking limit, and the trolleys stop running a bit before 1:00 AM. I use the one at Palm Ave, and I've never heard of anyone having any kind of problem doing this.

I use trolley parking for years mainly Palomar and H Street. The last trolley from San Ysidro is 1249 AM. Next after 430 AM. They have cameras on the street lamps in the trolley parking lot and watch the 24 hour limit.

[WombatEd2]

Every time I park in San Ysidro I'm pissed at how expensive the parking is. I've tried a few. Border station, that one behind jack in the box, the one across the bridge. Every time I park overnight it's absurd. I think last time I paid 70 dollars overnight.

Anyone know any better (but still secure) lots? If not I'm thinking it's probably better to just park in a residential community outside SD and then Uber to the border. The Uber would cost far less.

Park in one of the trolley lots near the border, and then take the trolley to the border. Parking is free, and the trolley is about $5 for the round trip. There's a rarely-enforced 24-hour parking limit, and the trolleys stop running a bit before 1:00 AM. I use the one at Palm Ave, and I've never heard of anyone having any kind of problem doing this.

[TjBrazil]

My man you need to find a friend to distract her ugly friend so you can close the deal, a wingman. Heck I will go out with you, just buy me a few beers.

It's harder in Mexico because I don't know how to word it in Spanish and it's more dangerous in Mexico for her as someone else said. In the states you deal with it differently because the friend isn't as worried about her friend's safety. The girl was about 20, and I look about 40 now that I lost 15 pounds. Her friend was giving me bullets with her eyes like she ain't going anywhere buddy. I was dressed nice clean and all shaved. Not threatening at all, other than being twice her friends age. We were clicking but I just couldn't close the deal. DD naturals. Cute as a button in front of Plugas. I forgot how much I hate gaming regular girls.

[Fmojo]

Every time I park in San Ysidro I'm pissed at how expensive the parking is. I've tried a few. Border station, that one behind jack in the box, the one across the bridge. Every time I park overnight it's absurd. I think last time I paid 70 dollars overnight.

Anyone know any better (but still secure) lots? If not I'm thinking it's probably better to just park in a residential community outside SD and then Uber to the border. The Uber would cost far less.

A few years ago I started parking and crossing in Otay. Parking is $10 for 24 hours Mon-Thu and $18 for 24 hours over the weekend. It is very painless to cross there and an Uber to Centro is less than $10. Try it you'll like it.

[Captain Solo]

If I find a pair of girls, one attractive and one butt ugly, I would just focus on the attractive one and ignore the ugly's interruption. I don't want to pretend I am interested in her. Hopefully she's into so stupid and will take the hint to leave me alone with her friend.

Many times these duos are switch and bait scams. The attractive one acts as the bait, doing her ugly friend a favor to attract then switch guys to her ugly friend. As you know, women are extremely devious and shameless.

Many stupid, ugly, uneducated, skillless women still think they are worth a lot to men, and will try all tricks to manipulate men. In reality all they have are their loose, stinky pussies which are worthless LOL. I have seen guys try so hard to impress and romance crude, stupid, ugly women. These guys are weak, stupid and ridiculous.

Guys should not let ugly women play them like toys, used then discarded.

[Dirk67]

When you meet a civilian and she has the annoying ugly friend that is cock blocking you, how do you get rid of the friend in Mexico if your Spanish isn't great. I've been spending more time gaming regular girls and I met this real hottie who was into me but couldn't dump the friend. She was giving me nasty looks. It's hard enough in the states.

What has worked for me in other countries is you charm them both during the first meet, then the hottie is willing to meet you alone for a second meet. Yes, it takes longer and costs more, but can work if you don't have a buddy with you. Sometimes it takes 2 meets before she is comfortable meeting you without the friend. It's for her safety, just show her and her friend she's safe, and treat the friend well (to food and drinks).

[SeaBeeJoe]

When you meet a civilian and she has the annoying ugly friend that is cock blocking you, how do you get rid of the friend in Mexico if your Spanish isn't great. I've been spending more time gaming regular girls and I met this real hottie who was into me but couldn't dump the friend. She was giving me nasty looks. It's hard enough in the states.

The Wingman Technique usually involves (and is best preformed with only one) friend accompanying another to a club or other social setting. If one friend finds a hot girl who is accompanied by an ugly friend (I. E. Grenade), it is the sworn job and duty of the accompanying friend (the wingman) to occupy the ugly girl so his friend can get action with the hot girl. The revered duty and purpose of a wingman is to streamline the night for his friend as much as possible, tackling any obstacles and cockblocks.

[AmericanPi]

Every time I park in San Ysidro I'm pissed at how expensive the parking is. I've tried a few. Border station, that one behind jack in the box, the one across the bridge. Every time I park overnight it's absurd. I think last time I paid 70 dollars overnight.

Anyone know any better (but still secure) lots? If not I'm thinking it's probably better to just park in a residential community outside SD and then Uber to the border. The Uber would cost far less.

[SeaBeeJoe]

When you meet a civilian and she has the annoying ugly friend that is cock blocking you, how do you get rid of the friend in Mexico if your Spanish isn't great. I've been spending more time gaming regular girls and I met this real hottie who was into me but couldn't dump the friend. She was giving me nasty looks. It's hard enough in the states.

My man you need to find a friend to distract her ugly friend so you can close the deal, a wingman. Heck I will go out with you, just buy me a few beers.

[Gregyyr]

At the OXXO across from HK there is often a begger looking for a handout as he opens the door for you. I often give him some change etc. And totally respect his technique. We here in the USA have beggers on the center median's asking for money which I totally understand but really think the Mexican guys understand SERVICE. They perform a service to give something of value before they ask for money. In the USA it's just "give me some money".

-G.