General Reports

[Phordphan]

The prank was harmless.

While you are entitled to your opinions to as the purpose of these boards, you don't speak for the entire board.

Got to side with SMD on this one. Except for obvious joke questions, language questions on these boards are important and the person asking the question generally wants to improve their language skills. As we learn the language of the ladies, our sessions become better and we tend to enjoy the experiences more. These types of questions do not deserve flippant responses or "pranks. ".

[Jackie888]

When someone posts on a hooker board asking for advice on how to request something in spanish.

I would never consider pranking them.

To do that kind of shit is contrary to the purpose of these boards.

The prank was harmless.

While you are entitled to your opinions to as the purpose of these boards, you don't speak for the entire board.

[MS Clive]

I fucked her once on Friday a few months back. Session was uninspired I like it rough. Pussy is definitely tight but she started complaining because I was pounding her hard from the back and I was calling her working girl and what not. She was telling me in Spanish that I fucked ugly whatever that means. She got mad and tried to move positions and I pushed her face down into the pillow she them breaks out her cell phone and starts texting. I didn't like that so after I blew my load I ripped the rubber off and dumped into her ass crack she freaks out and runs to bathroom and cleans up. Told her to get the fuck out of the room. Hotel desk dude barges in door while I'm getting dressed trying to be a tough guy little does he know I pack an Italian stiletto after I put it in his throat he backs off and says no problema. I get dressed and catch a waiting taxi outside. Don't know what these little working girls are used to I ain't thier boyfriend I fuck a certain way and pay accordingly. And if they don't like it they can go work at Starbucks. Before I get flamed by some captain save a hoes on this board for being a women hater let me make clear I need a certain type of women to get me off. I have since found one in the street but I had to through quite a bit before I found my diamond in the rough. I only fuck her because she gives me what I need. I'm a bit of a sadist so most of the street meat chicas are not into it It took a little bit of effort and time. Trust is a big issue so once she trusted me I do whatever I want to her now. She even keeps a little special kit for me. I think she didn't even realize this part of sex so she seems like a curious little virgin again wanting to explore her own sexuality. Insider tip hotel Gloria has porno on the tube but you have to turn it on. The only reason I found out is cause baby girl flipped it on and started jacking off to it while I was getting ready to pound her. It may be a shit hole but I think it heightens the session.

You sound like a freak man. Not all girls can tolerate a rough sadist. Good you realize that. Take it easy on those pussies. We like them tight and would like them to remain that way.

[TomJackin]

When someone posts on a hooker board asking for advice on how to request something in spanish.

I would never consider pranking them.

To do that kind of shit is contrary to the purpose of these boards.

Consider the source and the useless posts.

[Reinaldo]

I agree but that wasn't what happened in this case. I was interested in how Art posed his request in Spanish but he declined to share that info.

When someone posts on a hooker board asking for advice on how to request something in spanish.

I would never consider pranking them.

To do that kind of shit is contrary to the purpose of these boards.

[ScatManDoo]

LOL. I was just being a bit of a prankster and wanted to hear her reaction when he says those words. Generally I just do it without asking. But never a SG, who generally do not even shower after sex. I generally take a club girl into the showers, clean her up and besos her pompi while telling her that I love her.

When someone posts on a hooker board asking for advice on how to request something in spanish.

I would never consider pranking them.

To do that kind of shit is contrary to the purpose of these boards.

[Jackie888]

I want you to sh*t my ass? Or I suppose it could be translated as I want you to f*ck my ass. In either case I've never heard it expressed that way and it certainly isn't asking "Can I lick your ass?

LOL. I was just being a bit of a prankster and wanted to hear her reaction when he says those words. Generally I just do it without asking. But never a SG, who generally do not even shower after sex. I generally take a club girl into the showers, clean her up and besos her pompi while telling her that I love her.

[Party God]

Thank you all for the good tips regarding Cascadas and the parking at Pepes. The trip went really well and my buddy was very happy.

[Dickhead]

I've always heard it termed "Beso negro," as you said.

"Quiero darte un beso negro" should suffice.

But then Art would only get to give her one, ja ja.

[Phordphan]

I have never actually heard anyone use the verb 'lamer' in any context, anywhere, ever. I would be using 'chupar' in that context, if I were ever in that context, which I would not be. 'Besar' is a bit on the romantic side for that situation, although the phrase 'besos negros' could perhaps be used.

I've always heard it termed "Beso negro," as you said.

"Quiero darte un beso negro" should suffice.

[Dickhead]

I have never actually heard anyone use the verb 'lamer' in any context, anywhere, ever. I would be using 'chupar' in that context, if I were ever in that context, which I would not be. 'Besar' is a bit on the romantic side for that situation, although the phrase 'besos negros' could perhaps be used.

[Artisttyp]

Linguistically, I'm curious as to what Spanish words you use to say this, not that I'm planning on following your example. Te quiero lamer el culo? Or do you use some euphemism like te quiero besar las pompis?

It doesn't matter. I told her I like to lick ass. She understood but wasn't into it.

[Reinaldo]

Linguistically, I'm curious as to what Spanish words you use to say this, although I'm not planning on following your example. Te quiero lamer el culo? Or do you use some euphemism like te quiero besar las pompis?

She said no to me licking her ass. Otherwise I would have slobbered all over it.

[RickyVee]

I fucked her once on Friday a few months back. Session was uninspired I like it rough. Pussy is definitely tight but she started complaining because I was pounding her hard from the back and I was calling her working girl and what not. She was telling me in Spanish that I fucked ugly whatever that means. She got mad and tried to move positions and I pushed her face down into the pillow she them breaks out her cell phone and starts texting. I didn't like that so after I blew my load I ripped the rubber off and dumped into her ass crack she freaks out and runs to bathroom and cleans up. Told her to get the fuck out of the room. Hotel desk dude barges in door while I'm getting dressed trying to be a tough guy little does he know I pack an Italian stiletto after I put it in his throat he backs off and says no problema. I get dressed and catch a waiting taxi outside. Don't know what these little working girls are used to I ain't their boyfriend I fuck a certain way and pay accordingly. And if they don't like it they can go work at Starbucks. Before I get flamed by some captain save a hoes on this board for being a women hater let me make clear I need a certain type of women to get me off. I have since found one in the street but I had to through quite a bit before I found my diamond in the rough. I only fuck her because she gives me what I need. I'm a bit of a sadist so most of the street meat chicas are not into it It took a little bit of effort and time. Trust is a big issue so once she trusted me I do whatever I want to her now. She even keeps a little special kit for me. I think she didn't even realize this part of sex so she seems like a curious little virgin again wanting to explore her own sexuality. Insider tip hotel Gloria has porno on the tube but you have to turn it on. The only reason I found out is cause baby girl flipped it on and started jacking off to it while I was getting ready to pound her. It may be a shit hole but I think it heightens the session.

[TomJackin]

I have never been with her but have talked to several people that have and none had great stories to tell.

I just saw her tonight while I was eating a hotdog across the street and talking to "The Bear. ".

She is a real hottie and I really want to try her out. But I also want to tongue her holes; so maybe not an option?