General Reports

[Baxter Slade]

Well Mondays in the Zona seem to be pretty dead. I ended up using the LC coupon for half price Hotel in Cascadas if you buy a bucket. If you use this coupon be sure to count the beers in your bucket they gave me 8 and I remembered last time a bucket was 10 ,so I called them on it and they brought me 2 more beers. No ISG amigos met up with me to help me drink so I met up with my MBGF and her amiga. The football game was on in every bar and I had a little money on Ohio St. So it was fun. LC was an absolute ghost town even with a band playing.

Ended up checking out the other bars, HK was the only place that was somewhat busy. Nobody in La Malqurida, Valentina's or La Gloria ended up hanging out in Tropical enough people to make it fun. The amiga kept getting hit on even though she was off duty. Can someone explain why some mongers are more attracted to a girl dressed in regular clothes than chicks walking around half naked. Anyways she transformed into BG real quick and started selling a bunch of fichas at the end of the night she cashed out and everybody was fall down drunk. We went over to the old Sherry's tacos and when it was time to split up for the night the amiga was so drunk she realized she didn't have her money anymore. She looked everywhere for a half hour, even was taking her tits out and checking for the money, nothing. Now that I think about it I'm the one who probably got scammed since I ended up giving her $10 for the cab. Ohh well I also lost my ticket from Caliente. It was fun but I better learn to be more careful when drinking to much.

NSD sorry I missed you by a day you should have gave me more notice. But good luck in whatever happens.

[Steven]

Through years of research I have developed a list of 50 different types of characters you will encounter in the Zona. I will share my thoughts about each of them throughout 2015. You're opinions may differ. Here are the first two descriptions.

Hong Kong puta.

They will be standing along the sides, or sitting with a friend or two, hoping to catch your eye. Some of them do the soapy lesbian show. Sometimes they dance on stage, using the pole or the suspended ring. Some are superbly athletic when they do their thing on the ring. Many of them are very good looking, young, wild, with firm bodies. They will try to charge you $80-100 for a 30 minute session, but $60 is the going rate but you usually have to bargain for that. Weekdays in the afternoons is the best time for the best rates, but the selection is a little more limited. As always, discuss your desires before you go upstairs. GFE is the norm, if you ask for it. The hotel room for these girls run about $18, which adds to the expense of sessioning with them. In the club they will try to get you to buy them a drink, or offer a $1 titty or ass grope. If you see one you like, you can tell her how beautiful she is and ask her for a grope. Some are quite aggressive, and some are pretty shy. The aggressive ones will come up to you and start DFK-ing you or sit on your lap and rub your dick, or offer their titties right in your face. All in the hope of a drink, or a dollar tip, or the possibility of an upstairs session. Some work in pairs, which is kind of fun, presenting unique challenges and pleasures, but then a double grope will cost two dollars.

Pardita.

These are the girls that line the side streets and alleys. They are mostly reminiscent of cows. Not known for good service, they will probably be playing a video game or on Facebook while you're fucking them from behind. If you don't negotiate everything you want upfront, you'll probably have a girl who just pulls her pants down past her butt. They are not very good at math. They will charge you $20 American or 200 pesos for basic service. A $5 savings for using pesos. Most are pretty ugly, and most of the good looking ones have very poor service and try to upsell you for everything. The uglier or more aggressive ones will make a schhhh sound as you walk by to get your attention, or even tug at your arm or pants. There is a lot of coming and going. Someone you see today may never be there again, or may go away for three weeks before returning. There are some that are fresh off the bus from the interior of the country, and then there are some that have been in the same spot for a decade or longer. The experienced ones don't want to work in the club, because they don't like being groped for a dollar, or always hustling for fichas. The majority are ugly, jaded, or bitter, or all three. However there are some diamonds in the rough, that are good looking, friendly, and provide GFE during their 20 minute sessions. One of the most fun things in the Zona is to search for these special paraditas.

[Baxter Slade]

Anybody heading down for the football game tonight. I should be in Tropical, LC, or La Gloria. Wearing a Packer hat, stop by and say Hi. Just don't tell me how the Cowboys should have won the game.

[Caprese7]

I'm heading down tonight (Friday the 26th) with a buddy that hasn't been down there in years. I've been going fairly frequently for the past year or two. If any of you guys want to meet up, drop me a note. I usually either hang at HK or Adelitas. Say hey if you see me.

Hi,

I'm not heading down this week, but maybe in the next couple of weeks.

It would be cool to go with another visitor.

[Caprese7]

Heading down this Sun or Mon if anyone wants to go or meet up. I'm very familiar but not a regular anymore since I moved out of SD. I love coming back to visit though, LOL. I speak Spanish very well also.

Hi,

I'm not heading down this week, but maybe in the next couple of weeks.

It would be cool to go with another visitor.

[Caprese7]

Heading down this Friday (1/9) from LA for the weekend. Been reading the reports and can't wait! Been to DR, Philippines, Costa Rica, and Thailand. So I'm looking forward to this.

Love to meet up with anyone since my Spanish sucks and I'd be a complete newbie.

Hi,

I'm not heading down this week, but maybe in the next couple of weeks.

It would be cool to go with another visitor.

[Sexmachine1]

Hi guys.

My wingman and I will be travelling to Tijuana for the first time. Both of us are pretty experienced in other parts of the world. I have been reading the forum but would love to meet up with someone experienced to show us around, share stories and have a few drinks together. First drink is on us.

Our flight reaches San Diego on Friday 16th Jan at around 8 PM so we should reach to the zona around 10 PM. Staying at Hotel Cascadas. Really excited to see the clubs there /.

Please PM me.

Sexmachine1.

[EverWanderer]

Heading down this Friday (1/9) from LA for the weekend. Been reading the reports and can't wait! Been to DR, Philippines, Costa Rica, and Thailand. So I'm looking forward to this.

Love to meet up with anyone since my Spanish sucks and I'd be a complete newbie.

[Jackie888]

I never understood the VIP in the bar thing. The room is less than 20 bucks, and no questions about what will happen there. Rooms at Hong Kong are nicer than the ones at Adelitas, Hong Kong has a shower, at least the ones I have been to.

$7 x 5 beers is $35.

So for $10 more, you get a private room.

I figure that this is best for you favorite girl, someone that you already have a special affection for. It's definitely not for a new girl unless you want to deal with "I changed my mind" syndrome.

[Simon Wagstaff]

I believe so. But the girl was clear with me that I wouldn't have to pay her extra. I asked to make sure. Then she changed her mind once we were in the room. Like Reinaldo said, "if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. ".

I never understood the VIP in the bar thing. The room is less than 20 bucks, and no questions about what will happen there. Rooms at Hong Kong are nicer than the ones at Adelitas, Hong Kong has a shower, at least the ones I have been to.

[Chator]

Just to clarify, were the 5 beers were ficha beers? Playboy has a similar deal with a "VIP" room (one-way glass), and they tend to do the same. Promise extra time, but deliver 45 minutes. You must pay the girl extra, the money you pay the bar covers the ficha drinks. Basically, not worth the money. Go to a hotel.

I believe so. But the girl was clear with me that I wouldn't have to pay her extra. I asked to make sure. Then she changed her mind once we were in the room. Like Reinaldo said, "if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. ".

[Phordphan]

And I didn't even touch the five beers! I came in the room with a beer I had previously purchased and the girl I came in with was on the second beer I had bought for her! I broke my one drink per girl rule! One drink then sex.

Just to clarify, were the 5 beers were ficha beers? Playboy has a similar deal with a "VIP" room (one-way glass), and they tend to do the same. Promise extra time, but deliver 45 minutes. You must pay the girl extra, the money you pay the bar covers the ficha drinks. Basically, not worth the money. Go to a hotel.

[ItsMeBeyatch]

If you don't speak Spanish in the zona then you will have a target on you. It'll be up to you to have them miss the target. Alcohol won't ever help from being scammed. I'm mexican American and I speak fluent Spanish and they'll even try to scam me to earn a buck.

Thanks Scatman, no Reinaldo, not a newbie. However, I think under the right set of circumstances anyone can be scammed; too much alcohol + hot girl + new environment + weak Spanish=easy target for a scam. LOL.

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[Chator]

If you really wanted to thank the poster, it's counter productive to insult him.

I think it is bad form to blame the victim.

A lot of bars on the alley offer beers for around $2, sometimes even less.

So I think he had a right to expect more than he got for his $45 expenditure.

Chator, you were victimized by both the shifty mesero and that ratera chica. They were obviously working together to cheat clients.

Thank you for reporting on this scam.

Thanks Scatman, no Reinaldo, not a newbie. However, I think under the right set of circumstances anyone can be scammed; too much alcohol + hot girl + new environment + weak Spanish=easy target for a scam. LOL.

[ScatManDoo]

Thank you for posting but this is a classic example of "If it sounds too good to be true, it.... " $45 for an hour of sex in the VIP room with 5 beers thrown in. Seriously? Are you a newbie to the zona?

If you really wanted to thank the poster, it's counter productive to insult him.

I think it is bad form to blame the victim.

A lot of bars on the alley offer beers for around $2, sometimes even less.

So I think he had a right to expect more than he got for his $45 expenditure.

Chator, you were victimized by both the shifty mesero and that ratera chica. They were obviously working together to cheat clients.

Thank you for reporting on this scam.