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[Cocr Brotheler]

On Sentri why Lista "Readi"!

Did you use SENTRI of Ready lane and what was the wait period at what time? Any question asked by CBP?

Good detail report. Crossing report is the critical part for future trips.

Thanks

Thank you.

I used lista Readi but Sentri I read here even better. Coming back July 4th evening (a Fri.) my wait was minimal (less than 10 min.) however it was after 10 P. The next night I learned that best to wait to cross back after 9 PM which I did without knowing the night before. I heard peak time to wait for "Readi" up to an hour but much better than 4 hrs. En lista regular. Sat. Night coming back zero wait time at 10 P +/- but needed a ready ID. Lista regular I guessing 45 min- 1 hour.

Zero hassles or hard questions from CPB. In fact coming back Fri. Evening there were 3 standing at the preliminary entrance screening IDs before I arrived at the sitting down agent that were extremely polite & helpful once I showed them my ready I'd. Sitting down Agent asked me what I was doing (relaxing, shopping) and what I bought (few beers and a T-shirt) and was decent to me.

I always were slacks or clean jeans with nice T-shirt or casual Polo which helps blend in whatever country I go to in Latin America. Also just being polite in general and confident with the Spanish even if only a Beginner pays huge dividends.

Stay horny my friends!

[Phantum]

Hey guys,

I have been a long time lurker of this sight and it has helped me tremendously in making the most of my experiences down in Tijuana. Thank you to all who offer there experiences and advice along the way. This is a quick tips guide that I feel might help lots of people and were gray areas for me.

First and foremost. Anywhere you go, please go into it with the best intentions and try to not be nervous. It will show through to the ladies and make it wierd. If you treat them with respect and are open for a good time, your experiences will be incredible. That said, also do not be a push over and put yourself in a position where the ladies or workers take advantage of you. They are here for our entertainment and it is not looked down upon so please take full advantage of this unique place of adult fun!

Now, I will break this down into sections to make it easy. Like I said, these were gray areas for me and hopefully it is helpful but does not give up too many insider secrets.

The Drive down and Parking and border crossing.

Pretty standard, take 5 south al the way to the last exit, go right off the freeway then take a left at the fork. Make the next right towards the Jack in the box sign, and there are 2 parking lots there. One is 7 bucks and is on the same side as Jack in the Box just up a little more. Another option is across the street and up a bit from Jack in the Box and is 8 bucks on weekdays, 13 on weekends. Do the math on which one you like. I like to keep the parking money hidden in my car just in case I happen to lose all my money down south, but the key word is hidden. Be smart about what's in your car. Also, you can take the trolley down and it drops you off right at the border. Walk past the Mcdonalds shopping center and keep heading back toward the concrete path, make your through the large turnstyle and your in. Armed mexican guards are there stopping anyone with large luggage, I have never been stopped. Stay on the path and someone will guide you up a large walking bridge to the taxis. Its your choice, but do not look at anyone on the bridge, they all want $$! Keep your head down and you will make it to the cab line. Someone will guide you to the cab and ask where you are going, I always do not say where I am going until I am in the cab as there is a guy hustling girls he wants you to meet. Ignore him! $5 bucks easily gets you to the zona, just say Adelita or HongKong and your off.

The Zona Norte.

Should take about 5 minutes to get there, and you will know, bright lights and activity fill the streets. Keep your head up and be confident with your moves. If it is your first time, stay close to the bars (AB or HK), feel free to just stand outside and watch for a min and take it all in. At Adelitas, the normally just let you walk in, sometimes an I'd check happens. Hong Kong does a pocket check pat down and has a $5 cover on weekends and Thursday which gets you a beer you can trade in at the bar if you do not want it. Make friends with the doorman if you plan on going back and forth so you don't get hit with double cover! Outside the clubs are girls for hire and taco stands. I have not tried either but they are there and covered on these forums in detail, just look.

The Clubs and Club Etiquette.

As always be respectful and go in looking clean, would you fuck a dirty smelly chick?? No. I have a rule to wait at least a half hour before taking a chick up to get the feel of the club and settle in. These girls work quick and are great at what they do, which is sell themselves. Do not be sold to quickly and have buyers remorse. I have learned that when you do find a chick you like, you should have NO hesitation at approaching her to make a move. They are there for just that and want your business. But if you get a bad vibe for any reason, do not hesitate to shut her down, once again. It is a business and its your money. About money, I always have all the money I intend to spend on me so there is never a need to get more. At minimum it will cost about $100 bucks for a night of fun when all is factored in. Here's the math: $8 parking, $10 cab both ways (make sure you have enough to get back home! $10 for two drinks for yourself (approx), $16 two ficha drinks (if youd like), $50-80 for the girl, $15-20 for the room with tips for desk and cum boys, about $10 for general tips. So added up that's $120 on the low end to $155 on the more moderate end, and can rise to whatever you want depending on budget and # of chicks and drinks you want. I noramlly go with $160-$200 depending on how I'm feeling and leave with $ sometimes. General prices for AB chicks are $50-60, and HK $60-100. Please do not give into the $100, they almost always will take $70. In AB, it is a more chill vibe, just sit and talk to girls and buy them a drink if you'd like. This is a great way to figure if the girl will be good, try to get her to agree on whatever it is you want up front if your new, beacuse if it is unspoken it generally won't happen. Remember to not be in control and not let her pull you around or rush you upstairs, it almost always will be bad for you. In Hong Kong, it is better to watch the stages as there are incredible dance preformers and lesbian shows constantly going on that mesmerize the employees still on a daily basis. Here, $1 dollar gets you a solid grouping of tits, ass, and pussy in any order youd like. Don't be shy! The waiters, or meseros, are going to be omnipresent and quick to offer drinks and clean your table. Be firm but nice to them. And do not be afraid to tell them no. If you are running low on a drink and do not want another one, it will be a good idea to hold onto it, as it will quickly disappear from the table if it is precieved empty. On the flip side, a good mesero can be a wealth of info, especially if you are searching for a certian chica or type of chica, tips are always mandatory for this.

The Chicas.

This is why we are all here! And, these places have them all, from big to little, hot to not, nice to mean, and everythng in between. Whether you have a type or not, it is always funny thinking back on how I have selected some of the chicks I have. Sometimes I go in thinking I want the baddest ***** in the club, and end up with a sexy MILF type who is really good at conversation and has amazing skills in the bed. Other times I do find the smokin hot chick and tell her exactly what I want to do with her and do it. The point is, there are so many chicas it can be overwhelming. Also, it helps to know a little spanish but it is not mandatory, it will just help keep you both on the same page. Some chicas, mostly the vets, do speak english and are there with top notch service. The younger ones tend to not know as much english and its tougher to get them to get into it, although definatley not impossible by any means. Onto the looks, once you find the chicha you desire, please take time to truly check out the features you like on her. The club is built to hide flaws in there body and make them as appealing as possible to you. Several times I have rushed into it and found the girl to have horrible surgery scars, tons of strech marks, intense make up, bad boob job etc. The point is, know what you are getting before you get upstairs. None of the things I just listed are total deal breakers for some, but when you see a yound chick looking smoking hot in a dress in the club, she grabs you and whispers lets go, and you go, its hard to go back. Upstairs, she quotes a high price, you and your dick agree, then she takes the dress off and its a total let down and she doesn't even preform well, you're screwed unless you have the balls to say no and back out, which you should and can do, but it is better to avoid these situations all together. Bottom line- there are a ton of chicks, choose wisely and take your time.

Sealing the Deal.

This is the toughest part and each time it goes different. Sometimes it can be very smooth and romantic, other times it is very business like. But, this is Mexico, always work out a deal. As mentioned above, the prices at each club are about there with $60 being AB and $70 for HK. Please try to stick within these numbers for your own well being. I'm not saying if you get the hottest chick who totally rocks your world to not give her an extra tip, but don't set the club standards higher. They will try. Both clubs offer private dances which in my opinion are a waste unless you do a VIP package that comes with extras. Drinks are $7-8 and will get you at least one song of some nasty grinding and petting and give you somewhat of an understanding of how she will be. Try to always set a price off the bat before you head up until you know what you are doing and are confident you won't be had in the room. Also, a controversial topic here is paying up front. Some guys say they never do it. I have more times than not and still had amazing sessions, so it is your call on how to handle it. A compromise would be to show her the money and say she will get it afterwards, but then you may feel more obligated to give a tip afterwards, its a wierd psychological thing I guess. At any rate, its a toss up in my opinion and I personally do not make it a deal breaker if she asks upfront. She doesn't want to get burned either in most cases. I like to shower with the chicks. Some chicks love it, others don't. Figure it out if its a big deal to you before you head up. I don't make it a big deal and if it happens it happens, I just go with the flow. As for the sex, I try and make it as natural as possible and let her show me how she does it best. If you try and force anything, it almost never goes as planned, just relax and be confident with your choice. Just like any sex experience, some are waay better than other and you never know until it happens. Best of luck to you guys there.

Heading Home.

Once your fun is done and its time to leave, just step out of the club and someone will ask if you need a ride. If you are new and alone it may be worth while to wait outside and ride with some other normal dudes so you are not alone walking across the border. If you do chose this route make sure you feel totally comfortable with the people you ask to ride with and do not feel bad if they say no. I have done this several times and had great conversations with fellow mongers and it also splits cab costs. That said, I have never felt unsafe crossing back into the US but there have been mentions before of some sketchy people hanging by the border line. Cab is 5 bucks back. Crossing is easy depending on the form of ID. A passport helps, sentri / global entry is same. Typical questions are where were you? (Bars or Clubs (non-specific)) Are you bringing anything back? (Hopefully not!) Once through you are in the same place you started!

Final Words.

I hope this helps everyone. I learned a ton from these forums and also from going myself. Everyone develops their own personal style on how to work the clubs, and this is just my opinion. I have a blast each time I go and can not believe these places are there each time. Stay safe out there and please feel free to add on anything I left out.

Happy hunting.

[Nclpimp]

Colombia Ecuador, Argentina and Dominican Republic all has those.

So is there any country or place in Mexico, Central America, or South America where you can take a chica back to your room for a few hours with multiple pops under $120 USD?

The reason I ask is because I just came back from Asia and I'm looking for something similar on this side of pacific ocean. Its a mission trying to get across the ocean for good poon and service. I know its a lot to ask, but its not impossible right?! Maybe I'm dreaming. Maybe central and south America have it too good and don't provide similar services.

[TomJackin]

Here were the highlights:

Rack operations at the Ticuan.

Dinner at Lorca.

Bar hopping with one of my favorites in La Coahuila.

The pictures will fill in the blanks.

Tomlazyassjackin.

[Kekker18]

I'm heading down to Tijuana tomorrow. Read a couple of the stickies very helpful. Anybody else in the area have room for a Tijuana rookie LOL. Don't know much spanish so kind of nervous. Been to Nogales once but it did not go so well.

Pm for my number and we can meet up. Maybe I'll buy you a couple beers for the help.

[Miami Bob]

Buenos aires for internet lovelies. All sorts of reviews on Spanish language foros. With google translation you can do your home work first. Can buy Argentine pesos in the "blue" really black market easily for 11 pesos= us $1.

Wide choice of internet girls 500 pesos to 1000 pesos. Check out the sister website:

http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/index.php

Medellin, Colombia casas with 5 to 9 level girls. Need to look around before you buy us $20 to us $30.

[Phordphan]

So is there any country or place in Mexico, Central America, or South America where you can take a chica back to your room for a few hours with multiple pops under $120 USD?

The reason I ask is because I just came back from Asia and I'm looking for something similar on this side of pacific ocean. Its a mission trying to get across the ocean for good poon and service. I know its a lot to ask, but its not impossible right?! Maybe I'm dreaming. Maybe central and south America have it too good and don't provide similar services.

What do you bring to the equation? Are you fluent in Spanish? Are you afraid to go off the beaten path? How much time are you willing to invest?

If you're looking for a gringo-centric bar, in some easy to reach city, then the answer is no. The closest I've come to that is when I had a tag-team of freelancers from the Beatle Bar in Jaco, CR.

[Dirtdog]

So is there any country or place in Mexico, Central America, or South America where you can take a chica back to your room for a few hours with multiple pops under $120 USD?

The reason I ask is because I just came back from Asia and I'm looking for something similar on this side of pacific ocean. Its a mission trying to get across the ocean for good poon and service. I know its a lot to ask, but its not impossible right?! Maybe I'm dreaming. Maybe central and south America have it too good and don't provide similar services.

Tijuana, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras, you are I the right place to do some research.

[Tyrion82]

So is there any country or place in Mexico, Central America, or South America where you can take a chica back to your room for a few hours with multiple pops under $120 USD?

The reason I ask is because I just came back from Asia and I'm looking for something similar on this side of pacific ocean. Its a mission trying to get across the ocean for good poon and service. I know its a lot to ask, but its not impossible right?! Maybe I'm dreaming. Maybe central and south America have it too good and don't provide similar services.

[Sound7]

On Sentri why Lista "Readi"!

Did you use SENTRI of Ready lane and what was the wait period at what time? Any question asked by CBP?

Good detail report. Crossing report is the critical part for future trips.

Thanks

First trip to Tijuana in 15 years! Yes my quince. Always enjoyed it whether for mongering or just plain party fun, they know how to do it right south of the border. So I last visited in 1999 before I moved to Florida. I had been down several times while in the Navy a couple times to party and a couple times to go with a "girl".


Hope you all can enjoy some high qualities (intersection of beauty and performance) hoars soon and again thank you very much for the info. On Sentri why Lista "Readi"!

Dave (Jester on CRT).

[Kzam]

I am flying in to San Diego and will be taking the trolley over. My flight gets there around 9:30 pm. I will be staying at Cascades for both nights so if yo are in town let me know.

Hi everyone,

I have been itching to go back to Tijuana since my first visit in '12 (previous report on it). I have learned a ton on this forum, so I figured this time I would be more prepared. My live in ex girlfriend was leaving town so timing worked out perfect. I planned to leave immediately after work around 5:30 pm but decided to shower since I wasn't smelling as fresh as I could LOL. I hit the road at 7 pm from Los Angeles.

I arrived at the border parking (North West of freeway, $10 all day). I ended up walking the opposite way towards the shopping center which delayed me a good 10 minutes. I Just followed the crowd to the entrance. I don't remember the border being such a maze, going up and down stairs, filthy and Mexican police staring right into your eyes. There is a ramp to the right, some dude in a yellow shirt was directing people up to taxis; has anyone used this? I contiuend following the pack of people and some gentleman lead me to a cab. Super cool driver, loved Rolling Stones. Gave him $5 and he dropped me off across the street from AB (I jay walked, how bad is that in the zona?..

[WhitePony]

I'm heading down tonight solo.

If anyone wants to meet up for a beer at Adelitas or HK, PM me.

[Cocr Brotheler]

First trip to Tijuana in 15 years! Yes my quince. Always enjoyed it whether for mongering or just plain party fun, they know how to do it right south of the border. So I last visited in 1999 before I moved to Florida. I had been down several times while in the Navy a couple times to party and a couple times to go with a "girl".

In more recent years while living in Florida Tijuana just too far away and expensive to get to for banging working girls. So I made probably 15 trips apiece to Colombia and Costa Rica each plus several other countries so had plenty of solid working girls opportunities and many good ones. Recently I moved back home to Texas and while in the new job not as easy or affordable to get to CR or CO so I planned a long 4th weekend in Tijuana and was not disappointed overall. Before I delve deep into the particulars I very much want to thank the ISG Brothers on this thread for all the useful information, in particular getting back across the border so much quicker using either the Sentri or Ready Lane. Saved me considerable time and enhanced the pleasures I received.

Ok the chicas I had or that "did" me:

First my being semi-fluent in Spanish paid huge dividends as it would / does in any Latin country even when just negotiating with the taxistas or buying food etc. I did take safety measures very strongly and used taxis each way to Zona Norte. Only one of the four trips was there a possibility for problem and I quickly and strongly told him in Spanish No I don't want to go to that Club on Ave. Revolucion.

As my handle indicates I am primarily a Brothel Monger as I seek out the very best value possible. In CO and CR I typically seek out the mid-range casas to avoid bottom of the barrel and problems associated with lower end MPs (security and health well being) and also to avoid over paying for worthless bimbo Jessica Rabbit body types LOL. As I studied this thread soon discovered there were no value MPs and focused on the SGs. My first chica was a SG from at the intersection of beauty and performance. I found her on the corner of Callejon Coahuila why Ninos Heroes on Aguaje side closer to Ninos. Her name Estrella from Oaxaca (sp? 19 years old, lighter skinned and lighter haired. I chose her after an older 30 ish morena wanted too much for media hora with her ($40). So I negotiated $80 for a full hour (dos leches) which turned out to be closer to 70 min. With Estrella. Went back to my room above Adelitas and all the clothing off without a problem. She started CBJ and took it deep into her throat. Ended up with her riding me CG until I micro-orgasmed like 6 or 7 times, her all full of energy and even an orgasmo of her own which I felt was real and she pointed out to me afterwards. After some conversation and good touching even her poosy I initiated the 2nd session. Again her all full of energy but she really did get worn out and had to remove herself since my tired cock couldn't shoot the jam out quick enough. So we finished manually and she really nice and spending some extra time with me. I bought the room for the night cause I don't like to be rushed even if chica gone early. Here I rested fully an hour before heading out for the next one.

2nd chica (failed attempt) was a chica by the name of Karla (dark morena) from either Veracruz or Guadalajara (can't remember). Anyways pulled her from ABs early evening (7 ish) for only 50 US and went up to my room. That's when things fell apart. She demanded payment up front and I said no way. I got fully dressed left the room and left the door wide open while standing in the hallway and watching her leave. She didn't make too much a fuss or seem too pissed but said "I" should have asked about payment conditions beforehand. No I don't agree with her and off she left, no $s lost. So I was very tired and stressed from all that and decided to call it a day and head back across the border to my room at 32nd street Naval Station. Distinguishing feature of her is that she hung out with a "taller" morena with hair dyed blonde who was wearing a white dress and sache labeled "Devils Daughter". So if see the two together the darker haired girl was the problem girl although the other proly a problem as well. Despite this overall was a good day since met and enjoyed Estrella.

Day 2 not as good but a Saturday and I expect that wherever I monger. So many more purchasers of the service out on Saturdays these gursl get worn out much more quickly. So chicas can be more problematic. My 1st purchase of the day was around 530 P from ABs a shorter petite morena from Guadalajara, name (She just was very nice in Abs and not too quick so I thought she would be a good one. She held firm at 70 US and was young and hot so I acquiesced. Once in the room all her ropa off not problem and she let me touch her anywhere unlimited however could tell she already worn out and couldn't ride me. So this finished manually and when she asked for tip I politely said no since you said I could have FTK and you didn't. So she gone out of the action. To distinguish her she was hanging with some taller chica in white dress with hair dyed blonde who wore this chest beauty pageant ribbon inscribed with "Devils Daughter" on it. Hope this helps.

Since I not having too much luck with the Club gurls decided to try another SG. Went out into Callejon Coahuila about 8 PM and man did I notice a large uptick in the number of street urchins. Was approached by two different older nasty looking like crack working girls almost immediately upon turning the corner. I know comes with the territor. Originally I was going to walk the entire street to scope out the action but the older aggressive crack working girls forced me to talk up the younger chicas more quickly perhaps too hastily. I spoke to one and she wanted to go to Cascades hotel which I heard is a quick high pressured situation so I elected another who wanted to go to a different hotel. Again I negotiated more time for a little more (50 US) but she so hot I felt like it worth it. After I paid the $12 hotel and in the room I thought things were going bad. She demanded $ up front too and as I already paid the hotel fee I decided to take a chance and at least I did not get totally hosed. I think she took the money and paid the Hotel keeper her share then came back in the room. All her clothes off no problem and she immediately CBJed me and when I ready my hard dick ready for some inside the chica action. Only problem despite lube, two different condoms and multi-pos was that her sweet little pussy so tight I could barely get an inch and half in. So now I know why she demanded the $ up front. Maybe she scamming me maybe she just needs a larger stronger horse cock to bust her open real good. Anyways I finished with happy ending and she very pleased thanking me for being kind once in the room and once in the street so all was good since she so nice. Her features very interesting to me. She from Veracruz and I told her she looked like a certain type of Cubana I seen in south Florida for which did not want to be associated with. So I thinking the settlers from Galicia I believe in Spain that landed in Cuba also landed in Veracruz since fairly close geographically around the Gulf of Mexico.

Other things:

HK versus ABs:

Some saying HK gurls snooty but I found several snooty ones in ABs as well. Overall I had fun on both clubs esp. Since I like electronic music. Plus in HK I got to finger finger five different shave crmes gurls in two days! Bad ass.

Ok I need end report now to get some rest and work tomorrow to earn moneys for next mongering trip to back to Medellin, CO yes!

Hope you all can enjoy some high qualities (intersection of beauty and performance) hoars soon and again thank you very much for the info. On Sentri why Lista "Readi"!

Dave (Jester on CRT).

[Artisttyp]

So yeah, any information on SW / bars / MP in Tijuana where I can find LT (3-6 hrs) at a reasonable price (under $100) with a preferably young / cute girl would be greatly appreciated?

I've seen people pull this off but they hang in Tijuana for extended periods of time (weeks) and bring lots of cash. Under $100 is unreasonable. At best it will get you an hour or so at your hotel from a BG on her way to work or on her day off. Getting them for the whole day on their day off will take WAY MORE money. Most girls won't do it because they simply need a break after working for six days straight.

[ItsMeBeyatch]

I don't know for sure where in Tijuana you can immediately find that but I do know where the holy grail is. Like phordam said. You have to work over a chica to get that unless you get lucky with a chica or a girl partying in Tijuana which can actually happen but very rare. Good luck

So yeah, any information on SW / bars / MP in Tijuana where I can find LT (3-6 hrs) at a reasonable price (under $100) with a preferably young / cute girl would be greatly appreciated?

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