Streetwalker Reports

[SeaBeeJoe]

The only way to avoid it is don't carry it on your person. If the cop is a crook (and most are) he will find it and take it if he wants it. Contrary to popular notion, cops will take cash out of your hands--right after they cuff them.

Lol that is funny as hell bro, they musta loves the ass musk lololol.

Last year I strayed too close to Mulalismo and a couple of thick necks squawked at me. As I turned to face them, I grabbed my vape pen out of my back pocket and shoved it as far into my butt crack as I could. Bastards made me spread eagle across the trunk and the vape pen fell out of my butt crack, down my pants leg and onto the street. One of them grabbed it and they both jumped in the car and immediately forgot about me. I still smile when I think about those 2 clowns sitting there toking on a vape that fell out of my ass.

LOL that is a funny story bro, stupid cops I hate them so kuch I hope they enjoyed your ass musk. Those bastards deserve much worse for how much to stole from me in the past, absolutely criminal.

[Babe Magnet]

I am interested in pointers from others on how to avoid robbery if stopped by the cops. When we are carrying several hundred dollars.

The only way to avoid it is don't carry it on your person. If the cop is a crook (and most are) he will find it and take it if he wants it. Contrary to popular notion, cops will take cash out of your hands--right after they cuff them.

Last year I strayed too close to Mulalismo and a couple of thick necks squawked at me. As I turned to face them, I grabbed my vape pen out of my back pocket and shoved it as far into my butt crack as I could. Bastards made me spread eagle across the trunk and the vape pen fell out of my butt crack, down my pants leg and onto the street. One of them grabbed it and they both jumped in the car and immediately forgot about me. I still smile when I think about those 2 clowns sitting there toking on a vape that fell out of my ass.

[Babe Magnet]

Often times I will plan to meet Elizabeth and she will tell me she cannot One meet at the last minute. This is so irritating. Grr!!

As long as you let her keep doing it, she's going to keep doing it. Why you tolerate a chica flaking on you is a mystery to me.

[Hargow20]

I believe I have seen her. But I only pay close attention to the SG's that interest me.

Been seeing her a lot recently on YouTube.

[WeKilledKenny]

Been seeing her a lot recently on YouTube.

[Jinxx]

Has anyone seen this SG / SG in the video 13:51. She does not appear to be walking to the club. Have never seen her in the zona. She looks super hot. Would like to see a better picture of her face. It would be great to find a hot new regular in the Zona

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWbpa8pUZF0

I banged her out. I don't remember her name but it was a while back when LuvMexicanas was with me walking through the alley. We were passing by hotel Ibiza and she was standing leaning on the telephone pole with her ass cheeks exposed. Seeing her ass caused me to pop an instant boner and I couldn't resist. LuvMexicanas went and ate some tacos while I took her upstairs. She was alright. Not bad but nothing exceptional. I got my money's worth but doubt I'll ever repeat with her.

It's 8:30 pm right now and I'm contemplating going to the zona to see if big booty Luna is out by hotel El Porton. She texted me Thursday telling me to go see her, she said she's leaving town for good on Friday. I didn't believe her I thought she was bluffing, thinking she was having a slow night and was just trying to hustle up some clientele. She usually starts her shift around 8 pm. So if I go down there and find her I get to catch her in a lie. Luna is the ultimate ultimate big booty, probably the biggest sexiest big natural badonkadonk booty I've ever hooked up with in the Zona. She's from Veracruz and you can tell she's mixed with black. She's basically a light skinned black Mexican chick super exotic. She reminds me of Alicia Keys with braids but thicker. The first time we hooked up I told her let's get married, but you got to make love to me every single day. She said sure I'll fuck you every day, day and night as much as you want. This chica is aggressive and comes on strong. She texts me on WhatsApp and she gets mad if I don't answer her texts. When she sees me walking through the alley she looks at me like if I don't choose her she's going to get pissed off and cause a scene. She gets real jealous and and she doesn't care who sees it. For some reason her fiery attitude only turns me on even more and makes fuck her super hard and intense. I'm getting turned as I type this post. I guess I'm going to get up off my ass and drive down to the zona to see if I can catch her. I could easily just text her to see if she's there instead of wasting my gas to drive down there, but I want surprise her and catch her in a lie. I don't believe she really left town. If I find out that she really did leave I'm probably going to get depressed. Damn.

[Hargow20]

Has anyone seen this SG / SG in the video 13:51. She does not appear to be walking to the club. Have never seen her in the zona. She looks super hot. Would like to see a better picture of her face. It would be great to find a hot new regular in the Zona

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWbpa8pUZF0

[Hargow20]

I have not gotten a refund. But most hotels will allow you bring another girl there for free if you leave in the beginning.

I had refused "dinero primero" demands and other attitude problems in Cascada's rooms by HK and street girls. I rejected them and went down to reception to complain. Each time Cascada refunded the money in full. They never bothered to ask room attendants if the rooms were used for sex or not.

The other ST hotels are more likely to refuse refunds but will grant credit for another session. Girls with too many complaints will be banned from the hotels. So don't be afraid to insist on "dineros despues" or reject girls with bad attitudes.

Girls who insist on payment upfront usually have big surprises to spring. They may be titless, droopy boobs, sagging bellies or stinky pussies. It's best to reject them than having the big, stinky surprises blow up in your face.

[Phordphan]

Was looking at the money belts online. The problem is that most of them are poorly made. The body belts would help. The problem is that the cops would find them when they search you. My guess is that hiding money in the socks is the best way. I have been searched several times and have not searched my socks etc.

You think the cops never heard of money belts? Obviously they'll show up in a pat down. If the cop suspects you of hiding stuff on your person they will search your socks. Both I, and Artisttyp, will attest to that. Don't carry large sums and hold the money in your hand when you are searched. And always pay in pesos.

[Jackie888]

What money exchange corner? The old schoolgirl corner across from AB corner? Moe.

Yep. They are inching over slowly. They are seriously encroaching on the girls corner motel girls and I can tell that the motel girls are getting real uncomfortable.

[Jackie888]

I doubt the cops would look for a money belt. But what is your suggestion. ?

They are always going to pat you down. It's standard procedures from keeping their nuts shot off by a CC perp. I simply carry what I think I will spend + $100 for emergencies. Likely worst case, I get a free limo ride to the border.

[Ctytek]

I've read many of your posts and you've got to be the unluckiest monger to ever set foot in Tijuana. It's borderline tragic. The only thing that comes to mind at the moment is the character in the movie "The Great Outdoors" who'd been struck by lightning so many times he could barely say the number. Hang in there dude because things have to even out at some point, right? You might have the greatest run of luck ever for a monger during the next few years, or not.

I doubt it has anything to do with luck. It's just him not knowing how to conduct himself and having a target on his forehead. If I ever see him in Tijuana alley. Heck, I'd probably want to rob him too. LOL.

[Artisttyp]

Was looking at the money belts online. The problem is that most of them are poorly made.

Atoyac Leather on Calle 3 between Revo and Madero has them or you can bring your own belt and have them add an inside zipper. Cost is like $35. Seriously though those are well known in Mexico. They work GREAT in other countries where they don't sell them.

[Hargow20]

Was looking at the money belts online. The problem is that most of them are poorly made. The body belts would help. The problem is that the cops would find them when they search you. My guess is that hiding money in the socks is the best way. I have been searched several times and have not searched my socks etc.

Look on Etsy like I mentioned below. Zipper money belts are super common in Mexico. They are sold at the curio shops on Revo. I've had my belt removed as well as my socks on the street by police. Several years ago they even dropped my pants on Primera in plain view. I was super drunk though. My fault 100%.

[Captain Solo]

What's the point of wearing a money belt?

Money belts must have money in it. So Polciia will be sure sure to search it and will try to steal from it.

Don't tell policia this, but the easiest and safest way is to wrap the chunk of bills into the bottom of your shirt, then tuck it into your pants and tighten the belt around it. Policia will search pockets and shoes but would never ask anyone to undo the belt or zipper. If they do I can scream sexual molestation hehe.

Leave a few loose small bills in the wallet in case policias turn into assholes and have to steal from you.