Streetwalker Reports

[ScatManDoo]

This is epic. You can't make this shit up.

Some poor crack-head is at home, in her shitty apartment, minding her own business. There's a knock at the door. Hmm, odd. Wasn't expecting anybody. Who could it be?

She opens the door, and, much to her surprise there's some guy, straight from Horndog Casting, standing there.

"Hey, baby! Can I splooge on your face for $10?" he says with his best leer, err, smile.

She gets angry, tells him "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on," and slams the door.

Dude walks away thinking "Wow! What's up with her? What did I do?

This is one of the funniest posts I've read here in a long time. You just can't make this shit up.

There's probably about a half dozen 'illegals' that I meet up in La Zona, that want me to come a-knocking'.

Illegal in that they are United State citizens, but exercising their freedom by choosing to live in Tijuana. Admittedly, sometimes it's also freedom from warrants.

And they want me to come to where they live to arrange citas or simply begin them.

They are not legal to work their chosen profession in Mexico, a place that affords that right to all other women, literally on a stage, if they choose (to sell their bodies).

I thought we were here to write about sex workers in La Zona?

Phordphan this may not be typical for the women that you are looking for.

But it is typical for certain types of sex workers in La Zona.

Many of the times that I am able to "point out" street walkers to fellow mongers, is when they are 'walking' alongside a monger and going somewhere, to use a room.

[Hargow20]

I had originally planned on seeing my tailor and that is the only reason why I spent so much time in the Zona. As for wandering I spent most of the time in the Zona. I spent quite a bit of time killing time on my smart phone. As for the redhead it's worth taking a chance especially if she became a good regular for me. I do see some Mexican girls, but my the girls I usually see had left or were not around.

Let me get this straight. You showed up in the Zona Norte at around 4:30 in the afternoon. You then proceeded to wander to hell and gone all over the joint. Alleys, shitty apartment buildings in some of the shittiest and most dangerous parts of town. Up and down, looking for drug-addicted skanky white hos, for NINE HOURS?? Sorry, my bad. EIGHT AND ONE HALF HOURS? All in the hopes of spotting some red-head that some random guy claims to have seen. And then went home empty-handed, as it were.

Boy, y'all ain't right in the haid!

[Phordphan]

Went to Jamie's place, but she said she was not working and got upset . I met this one US girl that told me that Kayla is staying with this other American named Kelly. She said she would get Kayla for $5. I refused since in many cases this simply a line bull to get your money. Some other people told me that Kayla does not come out till 2 am. Keep hoping there might be some new good US girls in the Zona, but those days seem to fading away.

This is epic. You can't make this shit up.

Some poor crack-head is at home, in her shitty apartment, minding her own business. There's a knock at the door. Hmm, odd. Wasn't expecting anybody. Who could it be?

She opens the door, and, much to her surprise there's some guy, straight from Horndog Casting, standing there.

"Hey, baby! Can I splooge on your face for $10?" he says with his best leer, err, smile.

She gets angry, tells him "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on," and slams the door.

Dude walks away thinking "Wow! What's up with her? What did I do?

This is one of the funniest posts I've read here in a long time. You just can't make this shit up.

[Phordphan]

Went to Tijuana and had a odd and irritating visit to the Zona. I decided to visit the Zona in hopes of locating that redhead and or Kayla. I arrived in the Zona around 4:30. I was originally planning on buying some pants ahd having them altered. But did not find the pats I was looking for. For some reason there was lot of walkers in the Zona. I must have run across at least 7 of them. The downside is that they were almost 6's or below. I ran across Nicole. Nicole said she was busy and would be out later. Nicole never did come back out. Also spoke to Olivia and Trina. I ran across this one new HSW walker that was acceptable looking I was considering going with her. But decided to wait and see if the redhead appeared. Around 11 pm I was considering going with Samantha / Kathy. Kathy had gone home by then however. Sadly the redhead or Kayla never did come out. I hung out till 1 am and decided to head on home.

Let me get this straight. You showed up in the Zona Norte at around 4:30 in the afternoon. You then proceeded to wander to hell and gone all over the joint. Alleys, shitty apartment buildings in some of the shittiest and most dangerous parts of town. Up and down, looking for drug-addicted skanky white hos, for NINE HOURS?? Sorry, my bad. EIGHT AND ONE HALF HOURS? All in the hopes of spotting some red-head that some random guy claims to have seen. And then went home empty-handed, as it were.

Boy, y'all ain't right in the haid!

[Hargow20]

Went to Jamie's place, but she said she was not working and got upset . I met this one US girl that told me that Kayla is staying with this other American named Kelly. She said she would get Kayla for $5. I refused since in many cases this simply a line bull to get your money. Some other people told me that Kayla does not come out till 2 am. Keep hoping there might be some new good US girls in the Zona, but those days seem to fading away.

Went to Tijuana and had a odd and irritating visit to the Zona. I decided to visit the Zona in hopes of locating that redhead and or Kayla. I arrived in the Zona around 4:30. I was originally planning on buying some pants ahd having them altered. But did not find the pats I was looking for. For some reason there was lot of walkers in the Zona. I must have run across at least 7 of them. The downside is that they were almost 6's or below. I ran across Nicole. Nicole said she was busy and would be out later. Nicole never did come back out. Also spoke to Olivia and Trina. I ran across this one new HSW walker that was acceptable looking I was considering going with her. But decided to wait and see if the redhead appeared. Around 11 pm I was considering going with Samantha / Kathy. Kathy had gone home by then however. Sadly the redhead or Kayla never did come out. I hung out till 1 am and decided to head on home.

[Ctytek]

All your trips sound depressing and awful. Jerking off to porn sounds much more appealing.

Went to Tijuana and had a odd and irritating visit to the Zona. I decided to visit the Zona in hopes of locating that redhead and or Kayla. I arrived in the Zona around 4:30. I was originally planning on buying some pants ahd having them altered. But did not find the pats I was looking for. For some reason there was lot of walkers in the Zona. I must have run across at least 7 of them. The downside is that they were almost 6's or below. I ran across Nicole. Nicole said she was busy and would be out later. Nicole never did come back out. Also spoke to Olivia and Trina. I ran across this one new HSW walker that was acceptable looking I was considering going with her. But decided to wait and see if the redhead appeared. Around 11 pm I was considering going with Samantha / Kathy. Kathy had gone home by then however. Sadly the redhead or Kayla never did come out. I hung out till 1 am and decided to head on home.

[Hargow20]

Went to Tijuana and had a odd and irritating visit to the Zona. I decided to visit the Zona in hopes of locating that redhead and or Kayla. I arrived in the Zona around 4:30. I was originally planning on buying some pants ahd having them altered. But did not find the pats I was looking for. For some reason there was lot of walkers in the Zona. I must have run across at least 7 of them. The downside is that they were almost 6's or below. I ran across Nicole. Nicole said she was busy and would be out later. Nicole never did come back out. Also spoke to Olivia and Trina. I ran across this one new HSW walker that was acceptable looking I was considering going with her. But decided to wait and see if the redhead appeared. Around 11 pm I was considering going with Samantha / Kathy. Kathy had gone home by then however. Sadly the redhead or Kayla never did come out. I hung out till 1 am and decided to head on home.

[GoodQuestions]

Hey GQ,

How many dollars were exchanged into how many pesos at the start of the day? And were all four chicas Street Girls?

Initially I intended to exchange $165. But the lady calculated that with $162 and change I would get 3,000 pesos. So that's what I did. In total I had 5 sessions. Two were the same chica. I was pondering going with a 5th chica before deciding to repeat. I made the right choice cause if not I could've gone home without busting a nut like that other time. Yeah they were all street girls.

[ScatManDoo]

I'm coming off another solid start here. I got as close as you get to being peso-less. Exchanged my 117 pesos. Enough for my late lunch at McDonald's. My two mistakes were gassing out with my fourth chica. And the other one was a strategic mistake. My fourth chica should've been my third. I've been averaging getting half of my dollars back from where I started. This time not even close.

Hey GQ,

How many dollars were exchanged into how many pesos at the start of the day? And were all four chicas Street Girls?

[GoodQuestions]

I'm coming off another solid start here. I got as close as you get to being peso-less. Exchanged my 117 pesos. Enough for my late lunch at McDonald's. My two mistakes were gassing out with my fourth chica. And the other one was a strategic mistake. My fourth chica should've been my third. I've been averaging getting half of my dollars back from where I started. This time not even close.

[Hargow20]

If anyone has info or sightings of the redhead please post. ?

This a happy surprise. I was in the Zona last Friday, but did not see that redhead by HK. Kayla hangs out back by HK sometimes. So perhaps she changed her hair color. Time for another trip to Tijuana to see if can locate the redhead. I have been hoping to find a new US girl so perhaps I will get lucky.

[Hargow20]

This a happy surprise. I was in the Zona last Friday, but did not see that redhead by HK. Kayla hangs out back by HK sometimes. So perhaps she changed her hair color. Time for another trip to Tijuana to see if can locate the redhead. I have been hoping to find a new US girl so perhaps I will get lucky.

Saw her standing near main entrance of HK. Actually fairly attractive for a walker tall red head. She was out past around 1030 or so past couple Friday's.

Wondering if she is the one a certain dude on here looks for. Anyhow saw her twice so that's is where she hangs if anybody is in to that sort of thing.

[TopoChico571]

Another forum has comprehensive performance reviews and high-res pics of street and bar girls.

Any names of these workers you could share? Thanks.

[RickyVee]

Saw her standing near main entrance of HK. Actually fairly attractive for a walker tall red head. She was out past around 1030 or so past couple Friday's.

Wondering if she is the one a certain dude on here looks for. Anyhow saw her twice so that's is where she hangs if anybody is in to that sort of thing.

[Captain Solo]

Another forum has comprehensive performance reviews and high-res pics of street and bar girls.

The bros go into great depth praising a few hot girls with good attitudes, nice bed side manners, allowing free access to their sexy bodies, genuine and sexy expressions for hot actions at the right moments, smiling, purring, whining, groaning, panting, gasping, lips biting, shrieking, screaming, caressing, back clawing ect. Generally acting like they were having passionate sex with their hot BFs. Quite a few girls are doing BBBJ and BBFS with guys without infecting them. Some girls are creative, who act nice, friendly, sexy, passionate and provide good services for guys, are attracting a lot of bros, who give them premium payments for long sessions and generous propinas.

They review many average performers, who would do basic sex, going through the motion without much expressions, or the proverbial star fish. They are not sought after and do OK but not good business with the bros.

Bad girls are also reported in details. They would block cock, prevent free access to their bodies, rush sessions, complain and act ugly, jack prices and threaten policias etc. The bros avoid these trouble makers and spread the negative reviews. Some of these ugly girls would stand around all night without picking up tricks. Bad girls can still repair their bad reputations by imitating good girls. The bros would welcome their sexy companies if they confirm improvement in services and attitudes.

Please post your honest and objective reviews for girls here.