Streetwalker Reports

[Rabo Verde]

Yeah like the TJ girls are really impressed with our big dicks, ROFL

When you go for a prostate check, do you get really excited because the doctor who sticks his finger up your ass has REALLY BIG FINGERS and takes his time because he is really nice? FUCK NO, you hope he is a Chinese midget with really small warm hands and a plane to catch.

If you are thrown in prison, do you hope your cellmate has a big dick, a romantic nature, a fistfull of Viagra and all the time in the world? Well, maybe if you are COUNTRY JOHN... but that's the exception that proves the rule.

I am there on weekdays and sometimes the SG are so bored I buy them some street tacos and gossip with them for hours, pretty fucking funny how they think.
It is better than ANY comedy show. Most girlies tell me:

1. They like American black guys the WORST because of the donkey dick problem ("I didn't sit on my sore ass in a bus 27 hours from Veracruz to star in no pinche motherfucking DONKEY SHOW").

2. They don't like Mexicans because they are smelly
and cheap and rough. ("Pinche machista codo motherfucking pendejos!")

3. "Gabachos" or white guys are all right, sometimes. Although lots of white guys prolong the agony by trying to make the GIRLS cum.

Yeah that's what they dream of, some smelly middle aged white guy with a bottle of Cialis, a vibrator and a sexual inferiority complex! Nothing baffles them more than a customer who tries to make THEM cum. If you have ever paid a girl extra to go down on her, etc. you are a little unclear on the concept...

4. Chinese are the best, small PP's lotsa cash, cum easy and nonaggressive.

Yeah yeah yeah let the flames begin, YOUR girl REALLY loves you and LOVES it when you make her cum, blah blah blah I am a big racist blah blah blah boo hoo.

[Sgt Perv]

BTW, Ravo Verde must have a very small friend, talk is cheap Ravo Verde.

Me, I'm pretty honest with mine average 7'' it never let me down!

I only have 3" but some chicas complain that they do not like it that wide .

[Country John]

I thought you broke up with your littel black mamba girlie?

Good catch. You're right but we've since made up and she's back in my bed. She is, however, on probation and I figured I wait until I was convinced things would be OK before saying too much about it.

The relationship has been good on many levels and because of that I am willing to try to work things out with her. So far, so-so. Stay tuned but feel free to ask any questions, I would be happy to answer.

Country John

[Member #4450]

I thought you broke up with your littel black mamba girlie?

Black mamba or black mama?
A black mamba is one of the most poisonous snake in Africa LOL!

[Member #4450]

Mine would too if I crawled around on my belly.

Funny A++ Sgt

BTW, Ravo Verde must have a very small friend, talk is cheap Ravo Verde.
Me, I'm pretty honest with mine average 7'' it never let me down!

[Sgt Perv]

WELL MY WEE WEE DRAGS ON THE GROUND, SO I HAVE LOTS OF CALLOUSES.

It is so special how you can , repeatedly, crawl on your belly to look up the chicas dresses and then make it sound like a good thing by claiming your little wee wee drags the ground so much that it has callouses.

A monger should have a positive mental attitude and turn bad habits into something to brag about. I salute your efforts.

[Mark_Simon]

I thought you broke up with your littel black mamba girlie?

My girls sister manages a rather large apartment complex in the Zona where many of the girls have rooms. The word is that MANY are sick. Also, many have been thrown out because they didn't pay their rent. No word on where they are living now. The message is that "desperate times call for desperate measures," and if the girls are having cash flow problems they might want to offer extras at no extra cost. This might include "sin condom."

If these girls are sick with STDs, they are walking time bombs and mongers have to be extra diligent in making sure they do NOT engage in any form of unprotected sex with them.

How much of this is actually true? Probably all of it because my girls sister has no reason to bullshit me.

So be very careful. Those "sin condom eyes" might be the start of a very painful experience. Resist the temptation to session ANY girl sin-condom, but especially so now.

Country John

[Rabo Verde]

Mine would too if I crawled around on my belly.

Sorry, I don't wanna crawl around on YOUR belly, but I know where to find someone who WILL, for about 200 pesos! LOL

[Sgt Perv]

WELL MY WEE WEE DRAGS ON THE GROUND, SO I HAVE LOTS OF CALLOUSES.

Mine would too if I crawled around on my belly.

[Rabo Verde]

WELL MY WEE WEE DRAGS ON THE GROUND, SO I HAVE LOTS OF CALLOUSES.

I see someone must have been practicing...Good for you!

You say you are a hopeless romantic. So I guess you, the can of Tuna and plastic bag have a long history.

I hope you did not use the same method when you practiced intercourse as a teen, the sharp edges of the can damage even the best of wee wees.

[Country John]

Sounds like a time to demand to see Heath Cards.

I do not want a sick chica even with condoms.

Yeah, it's time to slam in the self discipline. Right now is no time to go for that natural feel, or blow off inside the girl. Posters will have health cards, walkers will not. Mongers really must get it through their heads that this is serious business, I would never post anything like this if I were not half way convinced it was true.

Be safe.
Country John

[Sgt Perv]

Hey call me a hopeless romantic but I get approximately the same sensation and smell by licking a tuna can thru a plastic bag.

I see someone must have been practicing...Good for you!

You say you are a hopeless romantic. So I guess you, the can of Tuna and plastic bag have a long history.

I hope you did not use the same method when you practiced intercourse as a teen, the sharp edges of the can damage even the best of wee wees.

[Sgt Perv]

If these girls are sick with STDs, they are walking time bombs and mongers have to be extra diligent in making sure they do NOT engage in any form of unprotected sex with them.

Sounds like a time to demand to see Heath Cards.

I do not want a sick chica even with condoms.

[Country John]

My girls sister manages a rather large apartment complex in the Zona where many of the girls have rooms. The word is that MANY are sick. Also, many have been thrown out because they didn't pay their rent. No word on where they are living now. The message is that "desperate times call for desperate measures," and if the girls are having cash flow problems they might want to offer extras at no extra cost. This might include "sin condom."

If these girls are sick with STDs, they are walking time bombs and mongers have to be extra diligent in making sure they do NOT engage in any form of unprotected sex with them.

How much of this is actually true? Probably all of it because my girls sister has no reason to bullshit me.

So be very careful. Those "sin condom eyes" might be the start of a very painful experience. Resist the temptation to session ANY girl sin-condom, but especially so now.

Country John

[Efjayel]

i found a come in pussy girl with no rubber. i did not partake but her name is paola and she is somewhat chubby and not that good looking. she is on av constitucion. just continue walking south past the famous alley where all the sg's hang out (they should be on your right as you are walking southbound) and she is on the left side of the street. charges $40 for the whole thing.

i'd steer clear of someone like that.

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other people may have [CodeWord134]-[CodeWord133], but this one is mine and it is the best one in the whole world. 8====>

mines bigger :d

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