Adelita Bar Reports

[Member #4450]

Arrived at AB 4pm, not too crowded, went up with Alex the tallest girl here, not much to say, average service and very mechanical f..ck, second girl was from Venezuela, tall, big tits morena, "Black Mix" avoid her she's a ROB, nice personality and love promises downstairs and a real bi.ch upstairs, she even wrapped the base of my pecker with toilet paper to avoid skin contact WTF? She said she's worry of herpes.
I'm not planning to return to AB anytime soon , I hope this place returns to what it used to be!
BTW, also found a girl that worked the alley, now she's working in AB, the bad news is she still will not let you suck her tits or finger her, she still have the same rules, but now she charges U$60 instead of $30 LOL!
I got a U$4 cab Back to border at 10pm no waiting line.

[Jay Love]

Decided to make a last minute run Saturday evening despite being moderately fatigued. Had a wrestling tournament early that morning; and my head hit the mat pretty hard. LOL. Anyways, got to AB around 10p. I hadn't been to AB on a Saturday night in a while and I've never seen it so packed. Left briefly to check out the alley and CC; only to return to AB. So I spotted a fine spinner with blonde highlights. Her name was Leslie (about 5'6''), from colima (22y) near the men's room. We did the deed for the standard price of $60. Good covered BJ and 2 positions: mish to doggy. This was a pretty good lay. Leslie has awesome tits, which she said were natural (and looked natural). But it was her sweet little ass that got my attention; a nice perky and shapely ass. Highly recommend.

Jay

[DBCooper]

Greetings gents,

I made my first trip to the zona and Adelita Bar Saturday night. Got there around 8pm, it was hoppin’ and the place was packed and there were some drop dead gorgeous chicas there, I was stunned, much better than I had ever hoped! I ended up with a nice little beauty, I don’t remember her name (my head was swimming) it was the standard $60 sin ropa. Thanks to the senior members here and Brockton’s guide I was prepared for everything. From border crossing to border crossing, I knew what to expect, where to go, where not to go, and it all went like clockwork, no worries what so ever!! I owe my good time to all you guys and your generous posts with great info.

After Adelita Bar, I checked out the alley, and am so happy I did. For some reason I didn’t think it would be worth it. The girls were way better looking than I thought they would be, I don’t exactly know what I was expecting but I was pleasantly surprised. Wow, the alley was a trip, I was shocked by how many girls were there. They would hiss as you walk by, trying to get your attention, and some would grab my shirt and not let go, it was quite an experience. I ended up with a real beauty, tall, thin, long black hair, nice rack. I was prepared to pay $30, but she asked for $15, it wasn’t sin ropa, but with what she was wearing it might as well have been!
Anyway, thanks again guys, all your great info virtually guaranteed my good time, you rock!!

[Efjayel]

Anyone ever go to a club or bar named "Luxor"? A cab driver recommended it once and I just wanted some 411 on that if you've been before.

I believe thats one of the clubs located on the tourist strip. If it is, I'd stay away from it. I have yet to enter any of those strip joints on Revolucion, but I only hear bad things about them. Barkers are always trying to get me to enter them but I simply wave no and keep walking.

Surfnk9 is right, it ol depends how you say it, I substitute the word for MAS JOVENES, which it means the same thing, now be careful she might get offended
by the word, she might think you're calling her old!

How about just changing it to "Do you have any sisters" and not ask anything about younger? Lol, she'll introduce you to her mom and pass her off as a sister.

Tienes hermanas?
tee-eh-nes ehr-mah-nahs?

[Member #4450]

I might be wrong but from what I know, "menores" does not mean "minors." It's a term that means, "younger." So by saying it, you are actually asking exactly as above; "Do you have YOUNGER sisters?" and not "Do you have sisters who are MINORS?" Should be safe to ask this question.

Surfnk9 is right, it ol depends how you say it, I substitute the word for MAS JOVENES, which it means the same thing, now be careful she might get offended
by the word, she might think you're calling her old!

[Hootch Patrol]

Got to Adelita Bar at 9:40 p.m. on Sunday. The crowd wasn't that bad. As for the girls I'd say a good 20-25 total. Got to the bar and ordered a beer while I looked around for the pickings. Saw a couple of trophies I had never been with before but I didn't gamble on them. Went to the can and on my way there saw a very cute girl standing near the entrance. After I got out from the restroom I sparked up a conversation with her. I found out her name was Ana and she's from Veracruz. She's about 5' 7" and slim. I ask her some details and agree to take her up. As she's taking off her clothes she's even sexier than I thought. She starts off with a very very good cbj, and she gets on top of me and starts to ride for a while. After a good ride she's a little tired so I take her on from behind and I penetrate that juicy lil' taco and she's moaning everytime I'm inside her. Great moans coming from her then she gets on top of me once again. I didn't want to finish like this so I get back up and finish with her in doggie. She was great and very friendly. Anyone ever go to a club or bar named "Luxor"? A cab driver recommended it once and I just wanted some 411 on that if you've been before.

[Surfnk9]

in a way yeah, but turns out its not a bad thing. it's like i'm naturallly on viagra. i get my money's worth :d

i might be wrong but from what i know, "menores" does not mean "minors." it's a term that means, "younger." so by saying it, you are actually asking exactly as above; "do you have younger sisters?" and not "do you have sisters who are minors?" should be safe to ask this question.

it’s been a while, but menores is the same latin root as minor. but it does not mean minor as it pertains to age. it is more along the lines of lesser, or less than. however, when used in this context, it means lesser in age, but not necessarily ****. it might be better to stay away from the subject all together.

surfnk9

[Efjayel]

Erection problem?
Just kidding!

In a way yeah, but turns out its not a bad thing. It's like I'm naturallly on viagra. I get my money's worth

You have younger sisters? Translation; Tienes hermanas menores? This is illegal don't mention the word minors!

Pronounced; Tee-en-es ehr-ma-nahs meh-nohr-es

I might be wrong but from what I know, "menores" does not mean "minors." It's a term that means, "younger." So by saying it, you are actually asking exactly as above; "Do you have YOUNGER sisters?" and not "Do you have sisters who are MINORS?" Should be safe to ask this question.

[Member #4450]

Let me help you on this one.

Lol, some good ones. Well, lets see...

I want you to make love to me. Translation; Quiero que me hagas el amor.Very good!
Pronounced; Key-air-oh ke meh ah-gahs el I'm-or
NOTES; "el" is pronounced exactly like saying the english alphabet letter "L."


I want you to fuck me. Translation; Quiero que me cojas.Very good but vulgar, they like the word "make love better"
Pronounce; Key-air-oh ke meh co-haws.
NOTE: If you're talking about the sentence where you emphasize on the word, "you" then it would instead be pronounced as Key-air-oh ke two meh co-haws


I wanna do missionary; Not sure on this one. Sexo normal yo encima tuyo.
I usually just tell the girl "Me on top." That's pronounced as; yo ah-ree-bah


I wanna do doggy. Translation; Quiero acer de perrito.very good!
Pronounced; Key-air-oh ah-cer deh pe-ree-toh


I wanna do Greek. Translation; Quiero acer sexo anal.Very good! When they hear this word they walk away LOL!
Pronounced; Key-air-oh ah-ser sex-o ah-nahl


I wanna BBBJ. Translation; Quiero que me chupes. sin condon, means no condom!
Pronounciation; key-air-oh ke meh choo-pez
NOTES: Don't see a point in explaining that it should be a covered bj so I just wrote it basically as, "I want you to give me a bj."Covered means "con condon"


Your boobs are sexy. Not exactly sure on the translation of boobs. I know many but I don't think any would go well with, "sexy." Tus pechos son muy bonitos o lindos,it means your breast are beautiful or nice.


Your legs are sexy. Tus piernas son bonitas, lindas, same as above!
Not sure if the word "sexy" is also used in spanish. I believe it is and is even pronounced exactly the same. But using it in a sentence is not as easy as it seems. At least for me. Unless I'm wrong it would actually be pronounced;
tus pier-nahs seh ben moouy sexy
Which actually translates to, "Your legs look very sexy."


Please wash your pussy. Translation; Por Favor lava tu vagina. Very Good!
Translation; Pour fah-bor lob-a two vah-hee-nah.
NOTE if you want to say it using the vulgar version of the word pussy, then change vagina to Panocha(pah-no-cha) you're correct on this.


Kiss me in my mouth. Translation; Besame en la boca.Very good!
Pronounced; Bes-ah-meh en lah bo-caw


Suck my dick. Translation; Chupa mi verga.Very good but vulgar!
Pronounced; Choo-pa me ver-gah.
NOTE: this is the vulgar version of asking for a bj.


Suck harder. Translation; Chupa mas duro.
Pronounced; Choo-pa mas duur-o
NOTES: There is really no way to pronounce "duro" in english since the "o" is not said completely and the "r" and the "o" sound like they form into one letter even though both are pronounced. The pronunciation is similar to doodle but the "dl" part would have an "r" sound. So try saying doodle with an "r" sound and you practically have it. Just note that the "e" in doodle has kind of an "o" sound so dont go chaging the sound to an "e" and make sure to completely eliminate the sound of the "L" The sound of the "r" is really strong so add a strong accent to it. A lot of words in spanish also follow these rules which actually make spanish pretty hard to learn if english is your first language.


Dont bite my dick/balls. Translation; No me muerdas.This one is funny!
Pronounced; No meh muehr-das
NOTE: I changed it to simply, "Don't bite me." I'm sure not what to bite is already implied. lol


Spread your legs wider. Translation; Abre mas tus piernas.Very good!
Pronounced; Ah-breh mas twos pier-nahs
NOTE: Spread can't be used in spanish cause it translates to stretch. So I changed it to "open your legs more." Sounds kind of weird in english but in spanish it fits perfectly.


Do it slow. Translation; Aslo despacio.Very good!
Pronounced; oz-lo des-pa-see-o


You have younger sisters? Translation; Tienes hermanas menores?This is illegal don't mention the word minors!
Pronounced; Tee-en-es ehr-ma-nahs meh-nohr-es


Well hopefully these will come of some help

You forgot one. No me robes la cartera, it means don't steal my wallet, LOL

[Member #4450]

Every girl I've been with at the Zona Norte definitely knows me as a guy that expects a long session and lasts a long time. Most tell me my girlfriend is lucky cause I can lasts so long. I guess they're used to guys who usually only last long enough for a quickie.

Erection problem?
Just kidding!

[Efjayel]

I should start up a donation page so you guys can fund my expeditions and I'll gladly "take one for team" and try out Rosalind. lol.

If she is the way you said, then she sounds like she wouldn't be all that great in bed but mostly a time pushy girl to try and get you in and out as fast as she can. Perhaps would be good if you're looking for something quick. Doubt I'll ever do that. I don't plan driving over a hundred miles, taking a long walk over the bridge for a simple "quickie." Every girl I've been with at the Zona Norte definitely knows me as a guy that expects a long session and lasts a long time. Most tell me my girlfriend is lucky cause I can lasts so long. I guess they're used to guys who usually only last long enough for a quickie.

[Efjayel]

lol, he probably knows that in english, clam can also mean pussy. other than that, i've never heard of panocha dealing with seafood. unless he adds some panocha(piloncillo) to it. doubt it though since piloncillo is mostly sugar.

in spanish, panocha is the vulgar version of vagina like **** or pussy. but it's also used to mean the name of a mexican sugar product. it still does but that name is hardly used due to obvious reasons and is now more commonly called, piloncillo([CodeWord134]-lon-sea-jo)

here is an explanation of that piloncillo sugar cone thing and a picture of it...

http://www.melissas.com/catalog/inde...product_id=398

please take a shower and wash your pussy. translation; por favor bañate y lava tu vagina.
pronounced; pour fah-bor bah-nyah-teh e lob-ah two va-ji-nah
the "e" you pronounce just like you would in the english alphabet.

[John Rain]

LOL. Of course, there's a time and a place for everything, but I can't imagine blurting out some of these phrases.

Like women anywhere, a bit of grace and tact and respect can go a long way.

I guess in AB things cut to the chase rather quickly.

Still, LOL.

[Efjayel]

Hey that's right. Forgot the extra 'B' stood for bare. But from my little experience of asking for a bbbj, I've always been turned down. But now I'm actually glad I was. I wouldn't want to end up with genital herpes or something. Although, cbj is kind of pointless. If anything, a bit painful cause teh vaccuum effect on the rubber feels like it pulls and contracts. It's not very pleasant. I still let them do it though cause nothing nicer than seeing a cute girls face with my cock in their mouth.

Anyways just like the guy surf and turf said, to ask for a bbbj you say; Por favor chupame sin condom. Please suck me without a condom.

Actually I'll remove the please part and simply put it as "would you suck me without a condom." In spanish condom is spelled condón.

Pronounced; Meh choo-pas seen coun-doun?

[Efjayel]

Lol, some good ones. Well, lets see...

I want you to make love to me. Translation; Quiero que me hagas el amor.
Pronounced; Key-air-oh ke meh ah-gahs el I'm-or
NOTES; "el" is pronounced exactly like saying the english alphabet letter "L."


I want you to fuck me. Translation; Quiero que me cojas.
Pronounce; Key-air-oh ke meh co-haws.
NOTE: If you're talking about the sentence where you emphasize on the word, "you" then it would instead be pronounced as Key-air-oh ke two meh co-haws


I wanna do missionary; Not sure on this one.
I usually just tell the girl "Me on top." That's pronounced as; yo ah-ree-bah


I wanna do doggy. Translation; Quiero acer de perrito.
Pronounced; Key-air-oh ah-cer deh pe-ree-toh


I wanna do Greek. Translation; Quiero acer sexo anal.
Pronounced; Key-air-oh ah-ser sex-o ah-nahl


I wanna BBBJ. Translation; Quiero que me chupes.
Pronounciation; key-air-oh ke meh choo-pez
NOTES: Don't see a point in explaining that it should be a covered bj so I just wrote it basically as, "I want you to give me a bj."


Your boobs are sexy. Not exactly sure on the translation of boobs. I know many but I don't think any would go well with, "sexy."


Your legs are sexy.
Not sure if the word "sexy" is also used in spanish. I believe it is and is even pronounced exactly the same. But using it in a sentence is not as easy as it seems. At least for me. Unless I'm wrong it would actually be pronounced;
tus pier-nahs seh ben moouy sexy
Which actually translates to, "Your legs look very sexy."


Please wash your pussy. Translation; Por Favor lava tu vagina.
Translation; Pour fah-bor lob-a two vah-hee-nah.
NOTE if you want to say it using the vulgar version of the word pussy, then change vagina to Panocha(pah-no-cha)


Kiss me in my mouth. Translation; Besame en la boca.
Pronounced; Bes-ah-meh en lah bo-caw


Suck my dick. Translation; Chupa mi verga.
Pronounced; Choo-pa me ver-gah.
NOTE: this is the vulgar version of asking for a bj.


Suck harder. Translation; Chupa mas duro.
Pronounced; Choo-pa mas duur-o
NOTES: There is really no way to pronounce "duro" in english since the "o" is not said completely and the "r" and the "o" sound like they form into one letter even though both are pronounced. The pronunciation is similar to doodle but the "dl" part would have an "r" sound. So try saying doodle with an "r" sound and you practically have it. Just note that the "e" in doodle has kind of an "o" sound so dont go chaging the sound to an "e" and make sure to completely eliminate the sound of the "L" The sound of the "r" is really strong so add a strong accent to it. A lot of words in spanish also follow these rules which actually make spanish pretty hard to learn if english is your first language.


Dont bite my dick/balls. Translation; No me muerdas.
Pronounced; No meh muehr-das
NOTE: I changed it to simply, "Don't bite me." I'm sure not what to bite is already implied. lol


Spread your legs wider. Translation; Abre mas tus piernas.
Pronounced; Ah-breh mas twos pier-nahs
NOTE: Spread can't be used in spanish cause it translates to stretch. So I changed it to "open your legs more." Sounds kind of weird in english but in spanish it fits perfectly.


Do it slow. Translation; Aslo despacio.
Pronounced; oz-lo des-pa-see-o


You have younger sisters? Translation; Tienes hermanas menores?
Pronounced; Tee-en-es ehr-ma-nahs meh-nohr-es


Well hopefully these will come of some help