Adelita Bar Reports

[Kid Cisco]

The Cane,

Very nice report man, make miss going on my yearly trip to Rio there the girls beg and DEMAND you do anal on them lol but on the few times when I am dealing with a new chick what I normally do for the 1st time with a chick that agree to ANAL in the Bar / Termas I don't waste a second making out or fucking the pussy in NO positions I go balls DEEP right in her ass from the get -go!! So if she start ANY bullshit like more money or she try to change her mind I am out the door NUDE if I have to or a towel wrap around me screaming for the Manager loud as I can LOL. That will normally do the trick to get the girl to behave herself and start respecting me and the deal we made downstairs in the Bar / Termas and not treat me like some Trick she is trying to run game on I been doing this to damn long to have some chick try to pull some stuff like this on me at this stage in my life.

Normally to try to make things right she will say OK OK OK don't call my boss or Manager I will do what you want. And I will make them PAY something major I will try to rip her a new one LOL. Once in Costa Rica I had one change her mind and EVEN when she said she will give up the booty I changed my mind and STILL asked for the Manager (I felt it and she was more trouble then she was worth) I told the Manager what happen and she told me she will up grade my room to a suite and gave me a drink on the house and for me to pick out another girl and THIS time I had the girl agree to ANAL in front of the Manager for the price we agreed on.

Kid Cisco.

[Batuk]

On my last night in Tijuana, I saw Verla at Adelita.....Montezuma's real revenge.

Thank you TheCane for sharing your experience and pics. These reports keep motivating to get my next trip to San Diego!

[The Cane]

Thank you Cane for writing up many detailed reports!

It sounded like you had a great time; thanks for sharing.

And thank you Tomjackin for your advice and willingness to help a Tijuana noob behind the scenes. By the way, I love your reports! For all of us, of course the primary motivator to get up and go is to get that "poosy" right? But like you I love to travel, and the food and drink (plus more) is all a part of the overall experience. I will forever connect Tijuana with good looking Mexican girls and good tasting Mexican street tacos LOL! So not that you need any advice from me, but keeping on doing how you do. But you're slipping some man. You're slipping! We haven't seen your face buried deep up in some beautiful Mexicana "ano" in quite a long time now my friend LOLOLOLOL!

[TomJackin]

OK, so it was my fourth and final day in Tijuana, and I really wanted it to be a good one.

Thank you Cane for writing up many detailed reports!

It sounded like you had a great time; thanks for sharing.

[HorseTrader]

There must be more than one Mia there. The other one is much more svelte and has straight jet black hair and bangs. A body more like "Mitzy". Very cute and very friendly, although I don't ask for anal. Says she's 22. Says she's from Sinaloa. Great service. Shes on my current favorite list. Has a patch on her back, says it's to quit smoking.

This is the Mia that I experienced 10 days ago for $50. OK in the room, but not a star. I don't recommend her, Steven must have gotten better service than me. To me, she is one sexy looking girl. She dances a lot.

[SBeach25]

There must be more than one Mia there. The other one is much more svelte and has straight jet black hair and bangs. Very cute and very friendly, although I don't ask for anal. Says she's 22. Says she's from Sinaloa. Great service. On my current favorite list.

She has a stocking tatoo behing both her legs. Short black hair with a very nice and tight body. Or the short tight little almost asian looking girl with the hair extensions with the nice dick sucking lips?

[Steven]

There must be more than one Mia there. The other one is much more svelte and has straight jet black hair and bangs. A body more like "Mitzy". Very cute and very friendly, although I don't ask for anal. Says she's 22. Says she's from Sinaloa. Great service. Shes on my current favorite list. Has a patch on her back, says it's to quit smoking.

[ItsMeBeyatch]

If any chica does that it's a red flag. (Other than SG)

She doesn't mind if your hands wander.

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[Locash74]

Spent the past few days in Tijuana. I did not see The Lovely Samantha in Adelita Bar. I don't think she's employed thee anymore. I did go upstairs with Jimena twice. She is quite nice and lots of fun. She's not perfect looking but certainly a great fuck. A diamond in the rough if you will. I would recommend her. She doesn't mind if your hands wander a bit while sitting with her. Most of my time was spent in Hong Kong Bar. I certainly look forward to my next trip.

[The Cane]

Cane's Mia is not the same Mia that I mentioned recently. My Mia does a lot of dancing and has shorter hair. Based on my experience and what Cane wrote, I wouldn't wouldn't recommend arriba with either of them. Even though cane had a great time before the anal attempt, I worry that she has other ways to upsell.

I'm glad that I was able to show her face so that other ISG mongers can avoid this "Mia" should they so choose to do so. She was good until it came time for the butt fuck. And since I'm an "anal connoisseur", that really kind of ruined everything.

[HorseTrader]

Cane's Mia is not the same Mia that I mentioned recently. My Mia does a lot of dancing and has shorter hair. Based on my experience and what Cane wrote, I wouldn't recommend arriba with either of them. Even though cane had a great time before the anal attempt, I worry that she has other ways to upsell.

[ItsMeBeyatch]

Cane those are most likely assplants.

[The Cane]

On my last night in Tijuana, I saw Verla at Adelita. You know, the 19 year-old who ticked me off to the point that I decided to walk out of the room on her. I saw her and she gave me this big shit-eating grin LOL! I thought that maybe she wanted to make up of sorts, so I tried to give her a peck on the cheek. But she pushed me away and said "no"! I ended up getting with Mia after that "incident".

But then I saw her (Verla) again later. She's just a social butterfly and can be very active at working the room. She's very pretty and spunky and often gets invited to sit for a drink, if not to go arriba to "coger" as she put it with me. So, she's working the room and comes up to me and starts talking about going arriba. The ditz didn't even realize who I was at first! Once she realized, she mumbled something and walked away with her friend while calling me a "marricon". I think that means "queer" in Mexican Spanish LOL! I thought the whole thing was funny hahaha!

It was later on that same night that I saw her take a run of a few feet at another male patron in the club and haul off and slap in right in the face! And I mean hard too! He turned his back to try to avoid any more slaps and to get away from her. Guy took off running towards the back bar with the short stools. I don't know what the deal was, but that was further proof to me that Verla was somebody probably to be avoided. But my God she's so, so pretty with that long dark hair and those dark eyes. Those braces and that tight, light-skinned, 19 year-old body. A monger would have paid to have licked and sucked on her pretty Mexican girl ano. Montezuma's real revenge.

[The Cane]

OK, so it was my fourth and final day in Tijuana, and I really wanted it to be a good one. I'd enjoyed six tutes already. Lailo and Abigail at HK Club. Mitzy and Emily at Tropical Bar. And Diana and Fernanda at Adelita. Pics attached as a "refresher" LOL! For my last night, I was interested in having at least three more sessions. I still had plenty of funds left, and I'd definitely seen more than a few ladies I wanted to get to know better. There were two over at HK Club. I wanted to repeat with 18 year-old Mitzy at Tropical Bar. And although I had nobody in particular in mind at Adelita, I knew I would find somebody since, as I have said before, in my opinion Adelita has the hottest number of girls in la zona per square foot of floor space. A monger had plans!

Well, even with the best laid plans things can go haywire. To start with, I got to the zone and couldn't find a single one of the girls I was interested in! Not a single one! I searched desperately for Mitzy in Tropical Bar, but she was nowhere to be found. The girl had been there every night before during my trip. I thought surely she would be there on a Saturday night since that's a big money-making night. But no dice. No Mitzy! Same for the two pretty girls I'd had my eyes on at HK Club. And, I wasn't seeing anybody else I wanted. Took a walk around the block several times and through the alley. Nobody. Had some tacos and a coke. Walked again around. Nobody! Very, very disappointing. I'd blown it by not pulling the trigger when I had the chance to with those pretty tutes. Oh well, there's still Adelita!

I decided to go ahead and settle in at Adelita for a good while. See what was on the "menu". Saw a tall, smoking hot, model-quality blonde and approached her. Asked her if she did anal, and in saying no she reacted like I had asked her the rudest personal question in the world! Asked her if I could take pics. Again she acted offended and walked away saying something to a mesero who started laughing! I don't recall her name, but she had plenty of bad attitude to go along with her looks a plenty. Was probably best not to session with her given her prima donna tude. I can respect it if somebody doesn't want to do this, that, or the other. But save the tude. A polite "no I don't do that" is enough. I stayed on the hunt and walked over to the part of the club that I call "tute row". You know, where the narrow pathway extends from the men's bathroom to the bar. There tends to be girls standing there "soliciting", which is exactly what "Mia" was doing. In a sexy red "fuck me" dress.

As soon as I saw Mia, I knew I wanted her. I liked her face, and she looked damn good in that dress. And will you just look at those beautiful, plump, round, Mexican, tortilla-fed hind parts of hers? Damn! I mean, the Mexican girls are the only ones I have seen who can match the Brazilian girls when it comes to having some bubble butt booty cheeks. I'm talking yummy duck butts man! Oh yeah the Mexicanas have some serious, serious "boo boo" people. Serious. But, unfortunately, that's where the comparison with the Brazilian girls ends you see. Because the Brasileras are butt fucking on the first date taking it nuts deep straight up the corn hole. But I digress! Mia gave me a big smile as we both said Hello. I wasted no time asking her to sit with me at a table to have a drink. And my dick was already as hard as ancient Aztec stone.

Mia told me that she was 23 and from Jalisco. That is, in between gripping and jacking on my boner and kissing me with passion on the lips! No other girl had done that. I mean, yeah you can get groped walking around and stuff, but no other girl I had sat with reached between my legs to grip and squeeze and jerk on my dong. And there definitely had not been any kissing in the club! My dick got even stiffer as we continued to kiss and talk dirty to each other. I told Mia that I wanted her "ano" and she agreed to anal. I told her in her ear in Spanish about the nasty things I wanted to do with her anus as she continued to grip and squeeze and tug and kiss. My fucking boner was leaking pre-cum now! I decided that I wanted Mia for an hour. I figured why not? I mean, I had planned on three sessions for my finale, but it was looking like Mia would be my only one for the night. So, why not spend a little bit more on somebody who's clearly saying and doing all the right things and turning me on?

Mia agreed to an hour session for $120, which was to include some massage plus anal. Also pics included. It all sounded good to me, but I was immediately skeptical and kind of suspicious. It sounded too good to be true was the problem. I was concerned that she wouldn't come through. She's saying and doing all of the right things, but I'm not sure. Why would she agree to $120 for an hour without any premium charge on top of that for anal or photos? Things had gone so well up to that point that I decided to put it out of my mind. Think positive! This pretty girl is kissing and jerking off my dick and saying I can butt fuck her! What more do you want Cane LOL!

We get up to the room and things start off well. Mia happily posed for several pics and did not mind showing her pretty face to my camera. Her BJ was covered but very, very good. I liked the way that she slurped on my boner and the way that she licked on my scrotum sack LOL! I watched with pleasure as her pink tongue swabbed my nuts down. But where Mia really excelled was in the fucking department and with her dirty talk. She got on me cowgirl-style and got to work slamming that big "boo boo" up and down and all around. I could feel the head of my dick smacking up against her cervix while Mia rode me telling me how much she liked my "deek" and that she wanted my "leche". We were both getting loud and saying all kinds of dirty stuff in Spanish. At one point her eyes got all big and round and Mia screamed, "I want your pincon!" At least I thought that's what she said. I have no idea what "pincon" means. I figured it must be some Mexican slang for "dick". Anybody know?

Anyway, I was ready to switch positions, like go into doggy just before penetrating Mia's precious ano. But Mia protested. She said she didn't want to get up off that "deek" just yet because she was so close to cumming and wanted to orgasm. So, we stayed with her in cowgirl and kept rutting like animals and talking dirty shit. I told Mia "vamos a mi pais juntos" or "let's go to my country together". Now of all the things I said, that seemed to excite her the most LOL! She replied "yes let's go" and we started kissing. Mia became lost in the moment and the passion. Then she "nutted". Yes, these Mexican girls can be very, very passionate! And now it was my turn, but this is where the session went south. I wanted that butt hole. I wanted that butt hole bad! I told Mia that I was ready for her ano, and she had the gall to say that anal sex would cost me more money! What! WTF? I said that we had made a deal downstairs!

The price was to be $120 all-inclusive of everything I wanted to do during the session, including anal. But now, Mia was balking. I asked her how much more she wanted, but she wanted me to go first. Just to test her integrity (which was already now shot for me), I said it didn't matter. For her to name her price. And do you know that puta had the nerve to say that it would be $120 more for anal! I couldn't believe her bullshit and was totally pissed off now! But, I didn't show it. It was my last night in Tijuana, and I was determined to not let a puta get under my skin. I was very pissed off my friends but chose not to show it. Instead, I decided that I needed to figure a way to salvage the situation. I didn't want to get up, get dressed, and walk out. I'd walked out on Verla over less, but the situation had been very different. Our clothes were off and I had been fucking this girl! At the same time, there was no fucking way I was going to pay this tute another $120 for anal! I already had a terrible Mexico LAA (Lifetime Anal Average). Only one girl in the butt this trip. I wanted to see if I could get at least one more. So, I counter offered.

I offered Mia another $60 for anal. She came back with $80 and wouldn't move no matter what. I can't begin to tell you how pissed off I was! Still, I wasn't showing it. Mia asked me if I was mad. Answering in Spanish, I told her no, that it wasn't worth it. Then she got pissed off thinking that I was saying that she wasn't worth it LOL! I explained that no it wasn't worth it to become angry in the situation because this is the kind of things that too often happens. That unfortunately this is the kind of things that one must expect. That made her mad too, but I didn't give a hit hahaha! My LAA was terrible. I had more than enough money to spend in my pockets because I was only going to do one session for the night as opposed to the three that I had planned. I grudgingly agreed to give Mia another $80 to fuck her in her round Mexican butt. But oh wait it gets better!

So I'm doggy boning Mia from behind and it's all good to the both of us. But then when I get to go up in her ano, I discover that she really can't take any dick in her ass! WTF is this bullshit! You wanted to charge me $120 extra for anal and you can't even take any dick up the butt? This is bullshit! Oh man I was pissed! I could manage to get just the big head of my "deek" inside of her tight anus and that was it! I looked down at her face and could see that her eyes were spinning around in her head like the "wheel of misfortune" LOLOLOL! At that point, I didn't give a damn! I kept the head of my dick inside Mia's poot chute and pushed as much as she would let me, but knew that I wouldn't be able to cum that way. I stayed in her anus that way for several minutes before finally giving up and fucking Mia in mish to get my well-deserved nut! Mia at Adelita from Jalisco. She's pretty and she's a damn good standard fuck, especially if you like the PSE. But, whatever you do, don't deal with this girl when it comes to anal. She can't take any "deek" in her asshole, but will still try to take you for a ride by getting as much money as she can for providing substandard anal services. That's my Mia story. And I'm sticking to it!

[Locash74]

I will be headed down Wednesday! I can't wait.

Anyone know if The Lovely Samantha is still employed at Adelita Bar?