Adelita Bar Reports

[Gordog62]

Guys why do you all tip the cum bucket cleaners? These guys demand tips for work they are hired to do. Next time you finish with a girl in the room, hold onto the used condom. Tell the girl that you will take a shower and don't walk out with her. When she leaves, splat all the juice from the used condom on the bedroom mirror. As you are walking away you will be hit up for the obligatory tip. Go ahead and tip with a smile. It will be a few minutes before that loser walks into that room and discovers the mess.

You knock, you pay.

I've written tiempo with my finger all over the mirror before.

If all of us do this they will think twice about knocking on our doors.

Make these monkeys work for their tips.

You are an unmitigated ass. Your actions are those of the "Ugly American" they loath. You might find the knock coming after 15 minutes next time. But you probably can’t last that long anyway.

My advice is if you can't afford to tip the guys a $1 you shouldn't be their!

[Member #4450]

Thin, blond spinner who was dressed as a vaquera.
Oh yes I think I know her, long blond hair to the waist?
These girls at the hottie central are very much to business.
$80?????????
is this the going rate lately, or was it for an hour?
Thanks for the post!

[Dohhh]

Well, finally made it back to Adelita after 3-4 months. It's dead in Tijuana now (compared to the summer). Most girls, I'm told, are on vacation. Still had a session with Nikita. Thin, blond spinner who was dressed as a vaquera. She was smoking hot. No kids, 25 years old, not an ounce of fat on her. Great session ariba for $80. The only bad thing was she is very down to business. I would still try her again. I didn't bring my phone so couldn't take a photo.

Good hunting fellas.

[Efjayel]

Yes, they work only on tips, they don't get paid. If you don't tip then your an ass.

Only one time I didn't tip, but that was because he was singing in the hall ruining the moment. After my session as I left the room, he got in front of me, stuck out his grubby hand and asked for his tip. I didn't give him anything and told him off for singing. He got upset but hopefully he learned his lesson.

As for smearing your love juice all over the mirror, that's horribly disgusting. Please stop.

[Member #4450]

Guys why do you all tip the cum bucket cleaners? These guys demand tips for work they are hired to do. Next time you finish with a girl in the room, hold onto the used condom. Tell the girl that you will take a shower and dont walk out with her. When she leaves, splat all the juice from the used condom on the bedroom mirror. As you are walking away you will be hit up for the obligatory tip. Go ahead and tip with a smile. It will be a few minutes before that loser walks into that room and discovers the mess.

You knock, you pay.

I've written tiempo with my finger all over the mirror before.

If all of us do this they will think twice about knocking on our doors.

Make these monkeys work for their tips.

Those guys don't get pay at all, they survive only on tips, tipping is a good way to keep them away from knocking, just don't tip more than a buck or two the most, remember these poor guys have families to feed too, I agree they do a lousy cleaning so is the same on some motel 6, you can't see any
semen stains with the naked eye but believe me is all kind of shit in any hotel room, like the waiter that grabbed his dick before coming to your table but of course we never ask!

[Member #4450]

So when the girl give you a BBBJ the area exposed is less compare to when you go down.

I thought it was the other way around,
Any more info anyone?

[Pico1972]

Guys why do you all tip the cum bucket cleaners? These guys demand tips for work they are hired to do. Next time you finish with a girl in the room, hold onto the used condom. Tell the girl that you will take a shower and dont walk out with her. When she leaves, splat all the juice from the used condom on the bedroom mirror. As you are walking away you will be hit up for the obligatory tip. Go ahead and tip with a smile. It will be a few minutes before that loser walks into that room and discovers the mess.

You knock, you pay.

I've written tiempo with my finger all over the mirror before.

If all of us do this they will think twice about knocking on our doors.

Make these monkeys work for their tips.

[Smith Yves]

Isn't funny how they get oral for free and we "SUCKERS" pay to have it!

By the way which statement is true? is safe to eat bare @ the Y or to receive BBBJ, or neither, I'm confused here?

I have read reports of people eating @ the Y, and then they receive a CBJ. I think that you are more exposed to STD's when eat the Y. It's also proven that women have more chances to contract STDS during intercourse because the inside of the vagina has a area more exposed. On the other hand man are only exposed by a really small area.

So when the girl give you a BBBJ the area exposed is less compare to when you go down.

[Cohibar]

I don't speak spanish, I was traveling by myself, never been to Tijuana before, yet thanks to all the past reports, my first trip to Adelita was super easy.

Anyways I decided the second chick was kinda hot and she quote me $60. Upstairs we go.

Below was my chick... very elegance.

Kinda hot?

I don't think I've EVER seen such a classy looking chica!

Do you or anyone else have some more info about this girl called "Tia" and/or pictures they don't mind to share?

[Member #4450]

"I'll have you eat me out." When we got upstairs, she got undressed and washed her kitty on the sink. When she finished, she lied down on the bed, spread her legs and told me to eat her out and added, "So that you'll learn!"

Isn't funny how they get oral for free and we "SUCKERS" pay to have it!
By the way which statement is true? is safe to eat bare @ the Y or to receive BBBJ, or neither, I'm confused here?

[Efjayel]

Great report, but you guys must be real crazy or too drunk to go down south on
a AB girl!

The only girl at AB that I've gone down on, I was her first customer of the day. I was there when she started her shift which is the night shift, something like 11pm. She even mentioned to me that she hadn't any customers yet and that was before we even decided to go upstairs. And it wasn't even my idea to eat her out cause I never mentioned it, she decided on it. Right after I agreed to go with her, she said something like, "I'll have you eat me out." When we got upstairs, she got undressed and washed her kitty on the sink. When she finished, she lied down on the bed, spread her legs and told me to eat her out and added, "So that you'll learn!" Lol, somehow she knew I was a virgin to doing DATY. I started licking her. Since she had just washed, it didn't taste like anything. I was trying to do some of the tounge moves I've seen in porn vids but I'm pretty sure I was bad at it. She was shaven but had stubble so I kept getting scratched up. I asked her when she last shaved and she said it was that morning. I stopped cause that stubble was too much.

[Phordphan]

Great report, but you guys must be real crazy or too drunk to go down south on
a AB girl!
You need to ask her what number customer of the day are you before going down at the "Y".
This remind me a hot CL girl I found the other day maaaaaaannnnn!!! She was Hot as hell and I was drooling just thinking 0f eating her kitty, but something in my mind told me no to do it, funny how she told me that it wouldn't be fair for me to give her pleasure because she said I was paying to receive no to give LOL!
Anyway very good report, very similar to what always happens to me when in AB.
This reminds me How many times you got a hot girl promising great things at the bar making you buy the B.S that she's the best ever and later upstairs she's a total RIP OFF!
I hate that shit, I still wonder where in TJ can you find the real honest ones?

You'll find much better attitudes at the other venues, like Las Chavelas or Tropical or Chicago.

[Member #4450]

Great report, but you guys must be real crazy or too drunk to go down south on
a AB girl!
You need to ask her what number customer of the day are you before going down at the "Y".
This remind me a hot CL girl I found the other day maaaaaaannnnn!!! She was Hot as hell and I was drooling just thinking 0f eating her kitty, but something in my mind told me no to do it, funny how she told me that it wouldn't be fair for me to give her pleasure because she said I was paying to receive no to give LOL!
Anyway very good report, very similar to what always happens to me when in AB.
This reminds me How many times you got a hot girl promising great things at the bar making you buy the B.S that she's the best ever and later upstairs she's a total RIP OFF!
I hate that shit, I still wonder where in TJ can you find the real honest ones?

[Phordphan]

Okay, now what's LV?

Lol, you're a Trekky.

I don't get the autobus joke...

I had a girl tell me that I could only kiss her down there for a second. So that's all I did. Should have tried for more like you did.

LV = Las Valentinas, in the alley E of Miami.

There is (or used to be) a bus company named Tres Estrellas that appears to be similar to Greyhound. Their logo was, oddly enough, three stars inside a circle. Traveling through Baja, some years back, I'd always run across the T.E. buses tear-assing up and down the road.

[Efjayel]

Okay, now what's LV?

Lol, you're a Trekky.

I don't get the autobus joke...

I had a girl tell me that I could only kiss her down there for a second. So that's all I did. Should have tried for more like you did.