Adelita Bar Reports

[Phordphan]

I can confirm that the purple Hotel Ibiza is is dirty. While the water worked in my room and I was able to take a shower, I looked at the bed when I arrived and it looked like it was used 5 minutes earlier by someone. It seems that the only thing that the cleaner did was to throw a sheet on the bed without making any effort to tidy up the room. However, the lazy slob is always there to ask for a tip on the way out. On the other hand, they hardly ever knock here.

Illustrating again that gringos will put up with anything. Dirty hotels, maybe or maybe not water, crappily made beds. WTF?

[Captain Solo]

BigButt,

Knowing your taste for big butts and big boobs, HK is definitely not the place for you. HK has far more skinny, lanky girls with small A cups and flat asses than anything big worth squeezing.

I would go in to look for my favorite girls, may be have a beer, but on weekends HK is packed way too tight, cannot move around, no place to sit, bad air, way too smoky, way too noisy, bad music, bad scratchy sound equipment, no entertainment, ugly girls and lots of low-brow drunks, some loud and obnoxious. Guys even bring their women to this Mexican blue-collar ho house like it's a high-class venue and make them stand around on their feet all night. HK feels like a CoVid sauna, packed tight like a sardine can, the world's premier CoVid incubator.

It's stupid to pay high prices and hang out in HK, but tell it to the other hundreds guys who keep going to HK like it's cool. I don't have to see a few of those skinny HK girls. Will change the meeting place with the bros to Adelita. At least we will have tables to sit, fairly nice, cool air to breathe, good sound quality and a few decent strippers to gawk.

[Jackie888]

Ibiza's ST rooms have no water or towels. Girls at Ibiza have been doing dozens guys a day without washing, cleaning or showering. Management insists you pay for another session if you want water for shower or washing. Damn cheap, ugly bastards. I'd rather they raise the price a few dollars and let the girls have water to wash. I am worried about Ibiza's girls hygiene. Hate to take girls with stinky dead-fish pussies. A wingman was able to do anal with a few girls in front of Ibiza and on Constitucion. Another wingman has been doing a few street girls bare back. Just have to ask them discreetly and give them extra money.

Coahuila is forbidding the use of their $20 discount rooms on Mon through Wed to fuck street girls, Adelita girls only. Cascada is still offering discount rooms on Mon and Tuesday to HK's VIPs with no street girls restrictions, but may soon follow with similar restrictions if they find high demand.

Bars and hotels are constantly raising prices and tightening rules to squeeze more money out of mongers. Good deals usually don't last forever. Find them early and enjoy them while you can.

I can confirm that the purple Hotel Ibiza is is dirty. While the water worked in my room and I was able to take a shower, I looked at the bed when I arrived and it looked like it was used 5 minutes earlier by someone. It seems that the only thing that the cleaner did was to throw a sheet on the bed without making any effort to tidy up the room. However, the lazy slob is always there to ask for a tip on the way out. On the other hand, they hardly ever knock here.

On the other hand, the rooms at Cascada is tiny in comparison and lacks any ventilation. But you do get 2 clean towels and a wacky water system with backwards cold-heat, fresh soap, and the rooms are tidy.

[BigButtDetecto]

Ibiza's ST rooms have no water or towels. Girls at Ibiza have been doing dozens guys a day without washing, cleaning or showering. Management insists you pay for another session if you want water for shower or washing. Damn cheap, ugly bastards. I'd rather they raise the price a few dollars and let the girls have water to wash. I am worried about Ibiza's girls hygiene. Hate to take girls with stinky dead-fish pussies. A wingman was able to do anal with a few girls in front of Ibiza and on Constitucion. Another wingman has been doing a few street girls bare back. Just have to ask them discreetly and give them extra money.

Coahuila is forbidding the use of their $20 discount rooms on Mon through Wed to fuck street girls, Adelita girls only. Cascada is still offering discount rooms on Mon and Tuesday to HK's VIPs with no street girls restrictions, but may soon follow with similar restrictions if they find high demand.

Bars and hotels are constantly raising prices and tightening rules to squeeze more money out of mongers. Good deals usually don't last forever. Find them early and enjoy them while you can.

If we don't go to their covid steam rooms they will have to give up. And lower their price.

No customers means more girls on the streets. And no money for them. Let them choke up.

[Dogers69]

Captains right prices cost of everything going up 20% a year in zona. It was just 3 years ago ID go to zona for a HK hotel, food, street girl, 3 hours drinking hanging in HK, for about $40. I'd get 2 free beers at HK, 12 dollar hotel at HK, with VIP card, get another free beer with VIP card sometimes, free lap dance coupons, take the bus 50 cents to from HK. Basically it was a free experience because hotel in San Diego was like 70, so I was being paid 30 bucks to go hang out in zona around the woman music beers. Of course weekends I always made my way to revolution clubs to see regular woman for 1.50 beers.

[Captain Solo]

Ibiza's ST rooms have no water or towels. Girls at Ibiza have been doing dozens guys a day without washing, cleaning or showering. Management insists you pay for another session if you want water for shower or washing. Damn cheap, ugly bastards. I'd rather they raise the price a few dollars and let the girls have water to wash. I am worried about Ibiza's girls hygiene. Hate to take girls with stinky dead-fish pussies. A wingman was able to do anal with a few girls in front of Ibiza and on Constitucion. Another wingman has been doing a few street girls bare back. Just have to ask them discreetly and give them extra money.

Coahuila is forbidding the use of their $20 discount rooms on Mon through Wed to fuck street girls, Adelita girls only. Cascada is still offering discount rooms on Mon and Tuesday to HK's VIPs with no street girls restrictions, but may soon follow with similar restrictions if they find high demand.

Bars and hotels are constantly raising prices and tightening rules to squeeze more money out of mongers. Good deals usually don't last forever. Find them early and enjoy them while you can.

[Mabba]

Can anyone confirm that Coahuila hotel won't show non-ab chicks in? I'm hoping they were just screwing with the first reporter.

[Babe Magnet]

If you tip the waiters a lot, they will help you by signaling the girls to drink faster. And then the waiters will shake half-empty bottles to fake it was empty, forcing the customer buy the girls another drink. And they will keep on doing this because they don't want you to spend time fucking the girls when they can fuck you over with their games. This is the benefit of tipping a waiter a lot of money.

This +1.

I don't buy drinks from maseros, period. If I buy a drink from a bartender I tip a maximum of 10%. Nobody tips $5 to anybody in Mexico unless he's drunk or stupid. And yes, most Mexicans in Norte think you're stupid (not you, Jackie; I'm referring to Daddy Warbucks, and anyone else, who tips $5). They're laughing at you behind your back. At the risk of beating a dead horse, keep it up and Tijuana will be another Cabo or Cancun and you'll be paying $300 for a 30-minute session with a robotic sex-doll.

[Babe Magnet]

Proper etiquette is you buy drinks for the ladies and tip them, along with all the support staff who serve you, which is $1 every time they do something for you. For the girls I tip them $5 as soon as I sit down with them as a down payment for hopefully lots of sexy time.

This is insanity. You're tipping people who have done absolutely nothing to earn it and whose only purpose in life is to separate your from your money. If you want to turn Tijuana into a Cabo or Cancun, just keep it up.

If they're cold and distant then they get no more and I leave after a couple drinks.

So what would it take to get you to leave after one drink: a hard slap across the face?

Don't expect it, you have to earn it by being a gentleman, having great hygiene, and being fun to be around. Make them laugh and turn them on.

You could be the Hunchback of Notre Dame with BO so bad vultures were circling the bar and they'd keep sitting with you as long as you're forking out $5 a pop.

[Babe Magnet]

It is a joke. I have long said that too many Americans are like Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack. Running around stuffing money in everybody's pocket. The entire tipping thing in the Zona Norte has gotten completely out of control.

This +1.

I'm seeing a very dangerous trend emerge during the "lockdown". For years, we were at $60 for an HK chica (max $80) and $40 for and AB chica (max $60). Now, they're asking $100. Someone else pointed out that Hotel Coahuilla is restricting access to outside chicas and requiring 5 fichas to take a chica arriba. If this is true, it's disgraceful. These people are insidious parasites. Give them an inch, they'll take a mile. If you guys aren't careful, you'll turn Tijuana into Cabo or Cancun and you'll be paying out the ass for pussy.

[LuvMexicanas]

I was there Jan 11 & 12, 2021 and was not told that rule. I wasn't planning on bring in anyone from outside so maybe it just didn't come up.

Good one KC. I'd never heard of WALDT so I had to Google it. I'm a fan of Adelitas as you can see.

[KC Questor]

OK. I stayed there almost exactly a month ago and that did not occur so it must be pretty new. Thanks.

I was there Jan 11 & 12, 2021 and was not told that rule. I wasn't planning on bring in anyone from outside so maybe it just didn't come up.

When we went into Adelitas, there was one, yes one, doable girl that I saw in that place. Granted, it was Monday or Tuesday night but it was woof, woof city.

WALDT

[Elvis 2008]

Adlitas hotel cahoula now has a policy of only adelitas girls in your room, for Monday through Wednesday, the other days go back to normal rules. Of course Monday through Wednesday is 20 dollar a night days. With bar girls asking for 100 I wouldn't be surprised if HK hotel did something similar at some point. I can understand the reasoning but I dislike the option of being limited.

When we went into Adelitas, there was one, yes one, doable girl that I saw in that place. Granted, it was Monday or Tuesday night but it was woof, woof city.

[LuvMexicanas]

No I don't know when it started but when you rent the room he will explain it 3 times in clear English to be sure you are understanding. This isn't some freelancer making his own rules or anything like those bucket beer attempts at some bars.

OK. I stayed there almost exactly a month ago and that did not occur so it must be pretty new. Thanks.

[Dogers69]

Did whoever you learned this from share when this policy took effect?

No I don't know when it started but when you rent the room he will explain it 3 times in clear English to be sure you are understanding. This isn't some freelancer making his own rules or anything like those bucket beer attempts at some bars.