Adelita Bar Reports

[ScatManDoo]

Why don't you guys go before you head down to the clubs? Are you in Tijuana the entire night? Or go in your rooms if you have it. I personally think there is something wrong with your digestive tract if you can't hold it for 4-6 hours. Lay off the prune juice people.

I wouldn't consider "holding it" if I was in an establishment with a clean banos like Adelitas has.

I also don't have any hang up with bar girls coming into the bathroom at Adelitas. They've been doing it occasionally ever since I started visiting AB back in 2004. If you have trouble with people disturbing you while on the throne, then you've probably never raised a family.

[Drew996]

I take a huge dump everytime I go to HK, I don't know why but it happens everytime. I have to get it out or I'll be uncomfortable the entire night. I used to hate it but now I just roll with it and chuckle to myself when I hear someone complain while I'm in the stall.

Why don't you guys go before you head down to the clubs? Are you in Tijuana the entire night? Or go in your rooms if you have it. I personally think there is something wrong with your digestive tract if you can't hold it for 4-6 hours. Lay off the prune juice people.

[BigTwins]

I feel bad for the guys sitting on the throne. Personally, I would be terribly embarrassed taking a dump the in the presence of a woman especially if I had gas. I'm sure that the girls are used to it considering the Mexican diet. Nevertheless, it would have been uncomfortable for me. Mirrors, lighting their cigarettes, getting some gums. You name it, they're in there. One time a very large girl came out of the toilet after being in there for a long time, and we bumped getting to the sink. I just remembered that it was awkward as hell.

Anyways, notice that the "Bathroom Mafia" never move from their spots. The area in front of the men's room is one of the most coveted areas in all of Adelitas, second only to Hottie Central which is right before one gets to the VIP (rip-off) room. It's very unfortunate that Adelitas are unable to add a 2nd floor like HK.

I take a huge dump everytime I go to HK, I don't know why but it happens everytime. I have to get it out or I'll be uncomfortable the entire night. I used to hate it but now I just roll with it and chuckle to myself when I hear someone complain while I'm in the stall.

[AnonX69]

Anyways, notice that the "Bathroom Mafia" never move from their spots. The area in front of the men's room is one of the most coveted areas in all of Adelitas, second only to Hottie Central which is right before one gets to the VIP (rip-off) room. It's very unfortunate that Adelitas are unable to add a 2nd floor like HK.

I hate the area next to the VIP entrance mainly because I hate that skinny bartenders with the mustache. He called me cabron for grabbing 1 ice cube to use on a chica's nipple, so I don't go over there and order from him. I sit by the smaller bar where the fatties hang out, a lot easier to turn them down than the hot ones; plus the $1 flasher frequent that area less often.

[SBeach25]

I feel bad for the guys sitting on the throne. Personally, I would be terribly embarrassed taking a dump the in the presence of a woman especially if I had gas. I'm sure that the girls are used to it considering the Mexican diet. Nevertheless, it would have been uncomfortable for me. Mirrors, lighting their cigarettes, getting some gums. You name it, they're in there. One time a very large girl came out of the toilet after being in there for a long time, and we bumped getting to the sink. I just remembered that it was awkward as hell.

Anyways, notice that the "Bathroom Mafia" never move from their spots. The area in front of the men's room is one of the most coveted areas in all of Adelitas, second only to Hottie Central which is right before one gets to the VIP (rip-off) room. It's very unfortunate that Adelitas are unable to add a 2nd floor like HK.

The lighting is your normal light that you would have in an office building. If a girl follows you in, you can see what she really looks like before choosing to go arriba with out all those red lights and black lights. Like the sienfield episode of bad light and good light. HAHAHA.

[Jackie888]

Yeah, they go in there all the time to use the mirrors from my observations. Last week there was a chica in there the whole night on thurs, she's one of the dancer. She sat on that stool the whole night, asking for a dollar from everyone who entered and exited.

I feel bad for the guys sitting on the throne. Personally, I would be terribly embarrassed taking a dump the in the presence of a woman especially if I had gas. I'm sure that the girls are used to it considering the Mexican diet. Nevertheless, it would have been uncomfortable for me. Mirrors, lighting their cigarettes, getting some gums. You name it, they're in there. One time a very large girl came out of the toilet after being in there for a long time, and we bumped getting to the sink. I just remembered that it was awkward as hell.

Anyways, notice that the "Bathroom Mafia" never move from their spots. The area in front of the men's room is one of the most coveted areas in all of Adelitas, second only to Hottie Central which is right before one gets to the VIP (rip-off) room. It's very unfortunate that Adelitas are unable to add a 2nd floor like HK.

[AnonX69]

The only ones that I noticed moved around were the ones who liked following me to the bathroom and waited outside to corner me on the way out. Some even came in and flirted inside which was really weird. Have they no sensitivity for modesty?

Yeah, they go in there all the time to use the mirrors from my observations. Last week there was a chica in there the whole night on thurs, she's one of the dancer. She sat on that stool the whole night, asking for a dollar from everyone who entered and exited.

[Crokyster]

Alright haven't posted nor been mongering for a while but it's time for a return!

Enough with the safety I've been reading we all take a risk going to this playground! Play it safe and we'll be alright if you look for trouble your going to find it anywhere in the world be it in LZ or south central LA. Just my two pesos.

Any who. I'm planing a trip for next week being summer and some of the chicas going home to see the kids can any of the recent mongers that have visited elaborate on the selection.

Even with some of the moms going home is there a new fresh crop of chicas?

My guess moms go home and the fresh 18-21 come around since they are out from school or on vacation trying to make a piggy bank for the semester.

Can anyone elaborate.

Thanks,

Crokyster

[Jackie888]

I described her in my "got stood up thread". Girl name Jessica. Was just answering someone's question, did she have braces. You are right most don't move around a whole lot. But some actually do like revolving planets. Some will always walk clockwise, others counter clockwise and they never change where they stop at though.

The only ones that I noticed moved around were the ones who liked following me to the bathroom and waited outside to corner me on the way out. Some even came in and flirted inside which was really weird. Have they no sensitivity for modesty?

[AnonX69]

It's probably best to describe the Adelitas girls by what they wear and where they stand. They don't seem to walk around much.

I described her in my "got stood up thread". Girl name Jessica. Was just answering someone's question, did she have braces. You are right most don't move around a whole lot. But some actually do like revolving planets. Some will always walk clockwise, others counter clockwise and they never change where they stop at though.

[Captain Solo]

In the Hong Kong bar thread, a poster suggests a newbie to order an escort all night to go out for dinner and conversation etc.

He made me laugh hard. What kinds of conversation and company can you expect from the greedy, shallow, uneducated putas, whose main aim in life is to suck as much money out of mongers as quickly as possible? If you need to talk to illiterate strangers that badly, you have serious mental, social and psychological problems that need to be addressed.

Instead of sleeping with 1 chica all night, I would rather fuck 3 or 4 different chicas all night, then fall asleep peacefully by myself, without worrying that the chica may go through my wallet and luggage and steal my valuables.

In between sex sessions, I would go down to the bar to refresh with a few beers, watch the strip show, recovering my libido, bullshitting with my wingmen or any Americans or Mexicans nearby. These international mongers are a bunch of friendly, fun and exuberant bunch. I even manage to communicate and have fun with Mexican guys. These guys are all funny after a few drinks. It's by far a lot more fun bullshitting with the bros in the bar, watching their silly antics with the putas than staying in bed, doing a phony heart-to-heart talk with putas, while worrying that she may pick your pocket.

Last Friday I was walking though Adelita looking for Janny, Zwannee's twin. I stopped at a table next to the VIP stage to put out a cigarette. An American Caucasian was sitting by himself all red faced at the table. He looked like one of those guys from out of town with pale skin from snow country up North. He stood up and introduced himself as Mike. We shook hand. I asked him where he was from but he was having a serous buzz. His face was all red, his speech was slurring. He did not hear and did not respond to my questions. Looked like wanted someone to talk to. I would have sat with him, have a drink and talk bull for a while but out of the corner of my eye I saw Janny walking out the door. So I had to excuse myself and followed her. Sorry Mike. Hope to see you next time.

If you need someone to have a conversation, it's a lot more fun to go down to the bar and talk to the girls or mongers. Mexican mongers like to talk and kid around. Quite a few times they buy me drinks just to sit around, gesturing, grunting Spanglish, having fun and making fun at the chicas.

[Jackie888]

Bought her a drink on Sat, she doesn't have braces.

It's probably best to describe the Adelitas girls by what they wear and where they stand. They don't seem to walk around much.

[AnonX69]

Does she have braces?

Bought her a drink on Sat, she doesn't have braces.

[AnonX69]

So bizzaro world has not righted itself for me on Sat night. I decided to head down to Tijuana at 10 PM to meet up with someone and I wanted to try some new places. First we went to BAR D & G, figuring, it's sat night so they place will be well stocked with girls. Errr, wrong, there were about 10 girls there, only one that caught my eyes. My friend split to go check out Adelitas, but I stayed to sit with the one and only chica in the place that I liked. After about, 15 minutes, it was her turn to dance. As I sat there watching her dance, something really creepy happened. A shady looking local came and sat next to me. He started speaking spanish, which I didn't understand him, but picked out a couple of words. Marijauna, cocaine. Oh hell no, last thing I want is to be caught with drugs in Tijuana, so I packed up tent and walked out. Tipped the girl I was sitting with, while she was dancing and told her I was leaving.

Next I went to Gloria Bar. There were 4 dudes on stage, naked from the waist down. I made a quick you-turn and left. Okay, enough venturing to new places, time to look for my wingman.

Found him sitting by the back bar, so I made my way over to him through the weekend crowd and ordered my usual. There's one chica there that I have been sitting with a couple of times but never taken upstairs, so I figured why not tonight. Her name is Drika or something like that, very nice body, bit heavier than my preference but well proportioned. She is one of the dancers, can't miss her with her poofy hair, like Elvira, but with reddish brown hair. I know some peeps prefer not to waste money on lady's drinks and just take them straight upstairs, but I've found when I spend some time with them a couple of times and they get familiar with me, the trip upstairs is a lot more enjoyable, I guess they no longer look at you as a one time bang, just my opinion.

Face: 8, natural beauty, hardly any makeup.

Body: 8, very voluptuous.

GFE: oh hell yes.

Sex: 9, was still rock hard as we showered together.

We went to eat next door afterwards for a bite to eat. When I went back to Adelitas to look for my wingman, I saw the best looking chica I've ever seen there. She was dressed at Catwoman, I've never seen her here before, but then again, I've never been here on a Sat night. If only she had came earlier or if I was younger, I would of taken her upstairs, but it's now 3:30. Perhaps her shift started at 3:00 because I didn't see her earlier. Still, a very enjoyable night. Until I got to the border.

As I was saying in Bizzaro World part 1 (HK post), too much attention goes both ways, good, bad, and sometimes down right hilarious. When I was passing through the border back to San Diego, I got a lot of attention from the BP. A skinny southern guard asked me "man, do you go to HK every night. I can spot you a mile away with your blue hair. " "naw", I told him, "Asian guys get molested in that joint, I try to avoid it". A female guard next to him turn to look at me and started cracking up. The guy couldn't stop laughing as he asked me "anything to declare", so he just waved me through.

[Ninguno Especial]

Can't honestly remember. She doesn't smile a lot. Maybe she does have braces. Seems half the bar girls have braces.

Met a jessica a couple of months ago, can't recall if she had braces either, thin built, not bad looking maybe a 7. Only chatted a bit but last 2 times have not spotted her. Maybe the same chica.