Sosua Reports

[Hillbilly69]

Sousa is full of beauties. I assume Brian is still around?

Don't know but that dork I was talking about claimed he was a millionaire and such, going halves on yachts and such, someone would ask me about it, I would just say," not unless the boat comes with a bannana and ice cream." Not surprised at all it was Jaosousa buddies who were all fooled and starry eyed thinking he was moses or something, I didn't have the heart to tell them the truth seeing they were so star strickened. LMOA They should go visit him in the trailer park and tell me what an intelligent fuck he is.

[Member #4480]

I was going to mention Scott the bankrupt hobo who ran off like a bytch and cried in my car accident.

Sosua is full of beauties. I assume Brian is still around?

[Hillbilly69]

Or Glen, the penny less Canadian drunk if he's still around.

I was going to mention Scott the bankrupt hobo who ran off like a bytch and cried in my car accident.

[Member #4480]

We should arrange a fight between this dude and Hobotraveler [ the guy that got a beat down in Luperon ], if someone doesn't show we can get Ayyypapi as a fill in.

Or Glen, the penny less Canadian drunk if he's still around.

[Hillbilly69]

Thanks for sharing. That was pretty funny.

We should arrange a fight between this dude and Hobotraveler [ the guy that got a beat down in Luperon ], if someone doesn't show we can get Ayyypapi as a fill in.

[Bravo]

Old dude gets popped after he gets pick pocketed in Sosua.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=HA1DIvTB9fo#

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They must have edited the video, it doesn't show the man being hit. It cuts out right after he points at her and says "Your friend".

[Orgasmico]

Old dude gets popped after he gets pick pocketed in Sosua.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=HA1DIvTB9fo#

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Thanks for sharing. That was pretty funny.

[SavePros321]

Old dude gets popped after he gets pick pocketed in Sosua.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=HA1DIvTB9fo#

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The LAST thing you want is for Dominican National television making fun of your gringo ass for getting robbed and getting sucker punched by a puta in Sosua. Adding to the comedy is the fact that you can't speak or comprehend ANY Spanish, LOL!

[Hillbilly69]

Old dude gets popped after he gets pick pocketed in Sosua.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=HA1DIvTB9fo#!

[Orgasmico]

What do you gents do with your waking hours in Sosua when you are NOT with chicas?

Sosua Routine = eat/sleep/fvck (not necessarily in that order)

[SavePros321]

i decided to bump this post as sort of a reminder to all the newbies coming to the dr for the first (few) times that you ain't in kansas anymore. if you wouldn't do it at home (**** women, drugs, etc.) , you sure as hell don't want to be caught doing it in the dr.

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originally posted by revere (in mr. gogo's forum)

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...=1#post1340879

la victoria part 2 american & european side inmate visit

i recently went back to la victoria prison in santo domingo and was able to walk over to where the american and european (a&e) prisoners are held and lock down at night. they a&e inmates would be overwhelmed by dominicans at night if they did not segregate them for their own protection at lockdown because there is no guards controlling those inmates at night on those cell blocks. i attached some photos from outside the prison and saw this video on you tube. if you look closely at the video on you tube, you will notice the amount of prisoners that you are surrounded by walking through the various yards. the place is jam packed and if you do not mind being surrounded by thousands of inmates then have fun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryycpk3ez88

for the photos, you will see in one of the images how long the line is for women to get in on visiting day. i would say you could wait in line if you are a women up to 3 hours.

as a reminder, la victoria is the largest prison in the dr and that is where the big boys go who are there for major crimes. on this visit, i decided to visit the american and european side and see what the deal was and why some of the inmates where in there. to get to the a&e side, you walk through a very crowded prison courtyard and walk past a prison guard to visit the a&e prisoners. my guess is there is roughly 400 a&e prisoners crammed into about 7-8 housing units. could be more hard to tell. to go over, each housing unit consists of roughly 30 to 50 inmates with each having there on tiny built in enclosed housing space where they sleep. it is basically an enclosed bunk bed and is the size of shared living quarters of a large college apartment living room area. at 4:00pm each day all inmates must lock in to there cell block for the day and are not allowed back out until the next morning.

now as gogo and other senior members on this site have said and now i realize you should never under estimate. you might want to have contact for a good lawyer. just in case you get into a problem. i cannot say this louder for you all here who play hard in the dr. the way it works in the dr if you get caught or are arrested by the police you go to jail. there is no bail and you can wait for a long time just to see a judge. this is where you can get into problems if you do not have a trustworthy attorney you could get robbed by the first lawyer you meet who promises you to get you out and does nothing and takes your money. i met few americans who said that happened to them. i also met a lot of americans in prison for a number of drug crimes anything from trying to sneak cocaine back into the united states to getting caught with marijuana. believe it or not getting caught with marijuana you might not see the judge for three months so be careful. again, most people i met in there said they were set up or framed i believe some where, but i also believe some of them just thought they could get away with it and knew it all and talked shit to the wrong person.

i met one african american from queens who said he was up for a kidnapping charge because a dominican stole from him and when he went to get his money back the police were waiting for him after he caught the man and asked for his money back. he had been in there for 7 months and still had not seen a judge. also, you pay rent for you cell and it is not cheap. the brother i met on the kidnapping charge said he had spent so far $3,000 dollars for his cell. i asked what do you do if you have no money and he said you sleep in the hallway on a cement floor. when i left the cell block it then made sense to me when i saw some african americans sitting around with there stuff next to them in the hallway and not moving. they could not go any where and had to stay with the few belongings they had so they would not get there things stolen. again, prison can be cold blooded! again, if you have no money in there your life sucks you sleep on a dirty cement floor. cannot emphasize again play hard, but do not be stupid and maybe talk to these senior members on this board about a having good lawyer contact. i have read on this board how mongers have been stopped and police have thrown drugs into the car they were driving. so do not think it cannot happen to you. all this has been said before on this board, but no one really pays attention until it is to late!

again, i am not trying to scare anybody, but i am just telling you a different side of this game we play. happy hunting!

[SavePros321]

There is a couple things worse, being a dude with hair braids that knows what everyone's dick tastes like and the dudes that PM me and ask why I posted a pic of their novia when they thought their girlfriend was in Cartagena for vacation.

I would say you were doing them a favor, LOL!

[Hillbilly69]

I think the only thing worse than that would be going to a Casa and being told that your "favorite girl" is currently busy, but that she should be available in the next 15-20 minutes.

There is a couple things worse, being a dude with hair braids that knows what everyone's dick tastes like and the dudes that PM me and ask why I posted a pic of their novia when they thought their girlfriend was in Cartagena for vacation.

[Rit Teach]

That is why I put in the time to hook non and semi pros. I am not kissing, dty or sucking tit of a chica banging 100 guys a year. I have been. In strip clubs and watched guys suck tit 10 minutes after another drunk idiot did the same thing. Casas kind of gross me out. It takes more time but it is worth it to get lower mileage chicas.

I would love to find the one that only bangs 100 guys a year.

[SavePros321]

About time you come clean on your real reason your on cupid, cause you don't want to go to Sosua and end up with a chica the Chocolate Boaconstrictor just got done with or taste what every others guys dick tastes like after kissing.

Hillbilly69, I think you just made the case for the reason NOT to go to Sosua, LOL! If and when I end up there again I will make every chica I take to my room shower, brush, and gargle with bleach .

I think the only thing worse than that would be going to a Casa and being told that your "favorite girl" is currently busy, but that she should be available in the next 15-20 minutes. The flip side to that is the first and only casas I've been to in Medellin had some very hot women. And I hear that the Casas in SD have some chicas built like an Amazonian. So I guess I will be visiting those too, lol. Con condon y sin besos.