Sosua Reports

[Lou32]

As the guys have written, many options for cheap laundry. And if really stuck, you can buy clothes incredibly cheaply. T-shirts for 100 pesos, socks three pairs for 75 pesos, button down more formal shirts 150 pesos, jeans 450 pesos, boxers 75 peso, etc.

No way I'm going to find clothes that fit me in the DR. Sorta like trying to find clothes that fit me in PI.

But, I am jealous of those guys I see getting off of the plane with just a small carry-on who are out the door in a jiffy. I am trying to work my way down to that level. So cheap laundry it is! LOL.

[Ipanema Carioca]

I'm sure the staff at CC will do your laundry at a decent price.

I had laundry done at Casa Cayena last Nov. And I was charged 700 pesos. In October it was 300 pesos.

[Parkinsons]

Came Sunday, little before noon I hit up Grownman, as he's talked about visiting Nagua to complete his unfinished trip there (got girls' contacts but never closed on the deal.) Turned out someone in his posse had an emergency and they had to high-tail it back to the asscrack of DR. Ok, I didn't have anything better to do, not like daytime Sosua is bursting with excitement. So I went ahead and made an excursion to Nagua. I didn't really tried to ask Grownman for his girl / girls contact, since that's like asking to borrow money. A privilege, not a right! I'd just go ahead and chance it.

While the scenery was pleasant, the drive sucked because the rainy weather continued. At some point, a drizzle turned into a torrential downpour. By the time I got to Nagua, it was a freaking ghost town. Not a soul was on the malecon, a few kids were playing under cover in the center park, that was it. I did a drive-by on a couple of the carwashes in town, but there weren't many customers either. On the way out I passed by a big ol' carwash on the edge of town that I've missed on the way in. Perhaps Camaro could tell you the name, I don't remember. Place was fully packed. Walked in and tried my best to blend in, ordered a Presidente and sat down. Surveying the field, I couldn't figure out which girls were in play and which weren't. The place had about the same mix of men and women. The only interaction I could muster was a 4/5 telling me we would make a baby with good hair. The lone 9/10 was sitting with some elderly gentlemen. My Spanish skills just weren't there to make a move! Oh well chalk it up as a tourist excursion.

Back to Sosua and the sun had just gone down. A pair approached me outside of Rumbas and I picked the taller and the darker of the two. Alezandra is her name. Ok on $1200 base, $1500 with performance incentive. Got a winner here! Nice BBBJ in the shower without me asking, finished up and exhausted on the bed. Gave her a designer dress from the $5 clearance rack at Rainbow, she was happy as pie. Walked her back to her hotel which was one street over from Europa.

Rested up and headed back out a little after 1 am. Halfway there two girls asked me to walk them to the strip, because, as they said, now it is unlawful to be unaccompanied. Never heard that one before. Fine, I never carry anything on me to be pick-pocketed. Might as well use it to my advantage. Copped a feel here and there.

Walked around Pedro Clisante, nothing really struck my fancy. I didn't intend to go into Classicos that night, was just going to hit up the leftovers when they spilled onto the street after Classicos closed. Not much sooner Alezandra came by. I didn't really want to repeat because the Sosua talent pool was so deep. But she was really sweet and I told her I could only pay her the same as earlier $1500 (but this time for TLN instead) and she agreed! All in all, a great find. She said she is 20 but from her email handle I think she's 18 (cedula Checked out fine at the front desk). On Monday morning after the second pop she almost didn't want to leave. I could've hung with her, but I was supposed to be "arriving" in Santiago and be with my main girl.

[ReadyToGetOnIt]

A lot of girls will walk up like they are your long lost lover when you only asked them where the bathroom was. I had one cute young thing who looked like she was carrying a little one and was still on the stroll. I had bought her a beer on my last trip. She tried to latch on me like I was a life boat.

Dude, you were the lifeboat! In Sosua, unlike sex prisons around the world, they understand very well that if they don't fuck, they don't eat. And you, big poppa. Have the keys to the buffet in your pants. (Your wallet, of course) LOL.

[OldKool]

A lot of girls will walk up like they are your long lost lover when you only asked them where the bathroom was. I had one cute young thing who looked like she was carrying a little one and was still on the stroll. I had bought her a beer on my last trip. She tried to latch on me like I was a life boat.

I don't remember half of these chicks either whether I smashed or not. Best thing I started doing is taking a picture of them when I get their phone number. If I smash, then I hit the Tomjackin move and do a photo shoot! LOL.

[ReadyToGetOnIt]

I've always had maids do my laundry. Give them a few hundred pesos and they're happy.

+1 for the hotel maid.

[ReadyToGetOnIt]

I sat there for a while with my sunglasses on. All of a sudden the girl doing my feet said take your glasses off. I said no way. Why? She said because I think I saw you in Sosua last night. I started laughing and said oh yeah, where? She said in Rumba. You speak a lot of languages don't you? Then it clicked. I said oh yeahhhh. Now I remember. I sat there in Rumba talking to the girl and her friend for 5 minutes and didn't even remember her. I guess it was because I was concentrating on her friend as well as just out having a good time. That just goes to show I have no idea how you guys can possibly remember these chicks' names. I can't even remember their faces. Besides, I didn't expect her to be doing nails by day and selling pussy by night.


We drove to the shop where they were working on my girl's car, but her car was not ready so we hightailed it to a cabana. For 2 bottles of water and 4 hours cabana time the price was 400 pesos. She called to check on her car, but the 4000 peso part they said she needed did not fix the problem. She had me drop her off at the grocery store so she could get some things to cook for dinner and I was off to Sosua to catch up with ReadyToGetOnIt.

I don't remember half of these chicks either whether I smashed or not. Best thing I started doing is taking a picture of them when I get their phone number. If I smash, then I hit the Tomjackin move and do a photo shoot! LOL.

[ReadyToGetOnIt]

Funny you should mention that. Remember I didn't have a place to stay. Right after you left with that chick I was walking back to the car and spotted Urban Cabana. I figured it said Cabana so it must be cheap. WRONG! Dude said the rooms were $60. He gave me a tour and showed me several rooms. They all have the warehouse loft look. Concrete floors and walls. The beds were not comfortable either. Just like Boriman said, the place sucked. I ended up going back to Europa and since I was checking in so late they only charged me $35.


So I picked him up at 8:15 and dropped him off at the airport in Santo Domingo at 11:45. Then I was off to Boca Chica because I had a chick from San Pedro meeting me there. I got back to the airport at 2 pm and wouldn't you know it those mfs at Budget talking about I damaged the car. I told them no it was already like that. They said they would get with the manager about it the next day. I took pictures and they took pictures. When I got past immigration I ran into the guy that rode with me again. He said if he had known I would be back that fast then he would have gone to Boca Chica with me. A few days later the $1000 hold for the deposit for the car had come off of my credit card. The car was supposed to cost me I think $66 for those 2 days, but evidently they didn't want their money, so I had a free car rental courtesy of Budget.

Shit dude. Like I told you when we were at the spot. Your middle name must be Tupac, because YOU GET AROUND and keep that shit moving!

I hate to hear that about Urban Cabana. I would have thought that "cabana" in the name would have been cheap too. I'm always on the hunt for a spots to take a first kill to so that I don't take her to my spot. And since I can't pull into a garage at Dulce Secreto with my feet.

[Cagep1967]

I would never ever use a credit or debit card outside the USA Other than for ATM withdrawals for this very reason.

I only had my card compromised 1 time in DR (several times in the states). I have 1 CC I use just to buy gasoline and I used it once in DR near a gas station in boca chica, I got a call from Citibank about 2 charges for an online store that resembled J & are music online, but whoever used the card passed the expense twice and the charge was rejected due to that. The last time it was in the states was when someone tried to buy printer ink online for like 5 k, Citibank stopped each and every attempt.

I use my card all the time here, to buy food, theater tickets, I do not buy gas with credit anymore due to friends having fraud done to them. Gas stations seem to be shady establishments. My Dominican friend has a card that he receives a text every time there is activity on it and I have witnessed him getting messages that the card is in use while sitting in his home.

I had a fight with a shell station employee that wanted to sell me a gas additive that I refused to buy. He said he had already opened the package and I had to buy it. I laughed as I drove off, not paying for the additive nor the gas he pumped.

If I don't ask for it, I am not paying.

[Manizales911]

I live here, and have have my card cloned twice in 6 months (the first time, after using in 1. Pricesmart SD 2. Dermatologist in SD, couple of months later noticed charges at various Target stores in PA on blackfriday, all basically for the same amount. I had informed Citibank the amount of time I would be in the DR) . The second time (after I had received a replacement card. This time with a chip, I only used the card one time, to purchase a scooter at Santo Domingo Motors, a couple of months later, you guessed it, the card was being used at several Targets in Indiana (because of the first clone I had to call Citi for approval of the scooter purchase, however no one questioned the purchases in Indiana, again they were aware I was in the DR and had a chip card. However until they use only chip readers and not also magnetic stripe readers your taking a chance here). Now, I never use the bloody thing here!

I would never ever use a credit or debit card outside the USA Other than for ATM withdrawals for this very reason.

[Rit Teach]

One of my local banks doesn't allow their debit cards to be used in the DR, period. I personally went into the bank two months ago and talked to the bank manager that I was going to be living in the DR and really needed to have access to my money, the truth is that I just wanted more than one card from more than one bank as backup in case something happened to one of my cards. She told me there was nothing she could do so I told her to close the account and she did.

I live here, and have have my card cloned twice in 6 months (the first time, after using in 1. Pricesmart SD 2. Dermatologist in SD, couple of months later noticed charges at various Target stores in PA on blackfriday, all basically for the same amount. I had informed Citibank the amount of time I would be in the DR) . The second time (after I had received a replacement card. This time with a chip, I only used the card one time, to purchase a scooter at Santo Domingo Motors, a couple of months later, you guessed it, the card was being used at several Targets in Indiana (because of the first clone I had to call Citi for approval of the scooter purchase, however no one questioned the purchases in Indiana, again they were aware I was in the DR and had a chip card. However until they use only chip readers and not also magnetic stripe readers your taking a chance here). Now, I never use the bloody thing here!

[Charles Pooter]

I only plan on bringing 3 or 4 days worth of clothes for my next trip of 12 days. Leads on a cheap laundry in Sosua and Puerto Plata would be great.

As the guys have written, many options for cheap laundry. And if really stuck, you can buy clothes incredibly cheaply. T-shirts for 100 pesos, socks three pairs for 75 pesos, button down more formal shirts 150 pesos, jeans 450 pesos, boxers 75 peso, etc.

[TomJackin]

I only plan on bringing 3 or 4 days worth of clothes for my next trip of 12 days. Leads on a cheap laundry in Sosua and Puerto Plata would be great.

Thanks.

I'm sure the staff at CC will do your laundry at a decent price.

[GrownMan1]

From one player to another, thanks for the effort in providing the pics. Looks like you had a busy Saturday my man. I can't remember the wifey's name, but I use to date her sister (pic below) Sonia, who is much thicker then her sis and if she is anything like her sister, I know your had a fantastic GFE. As for the Hatian, Joanne, I've never taken her over the years, but I did create a repport with her last month when was there. She has a great personality and is easy to converse with. Keep up the good work. Player. LOL. Peace.

She looks like her sister. Joanna had kool conversation. I put her in my DR phone for whatsapp. She later text me saying she loved me. I had to tell her I only come to Sosua for sex save that love bullshit for someone else. She responded OK Papi.

[Lou32]

Right across from Hotel Casa Cayena, on the final block of Dr. Rosen before Playa Alicia, there is a reputable laundry service. If you're walking towards the beach, it's on the right hand side, just passed a massage place. I've had good luck with them, and their prices are well within my budget. Take your clothing early in the morning, and it should be ready by the evening.

Thanks, K Constant and everybody else. I will try the Casa Cayena housekeepers and, failing that, I will take my clothes to the local laundry service.