Sosua Reports

[MiamiHeatLuver]

B J Lover seems to think he knows what hes doing when it comes to his personal "street smarts" so he and he alone must deal with any consequences that should array. All we can do is offer friendly advice what you preferably shouldn't do but he's making his beds and now he must sleep in them. He could get jacked the next trip or he could go on for another 20 years issue free, who knows? Obviously me myself do not condone bringing anything of high value (especially jewelry) to 3rd world desperate countries. Why arouse temptation? Do not bring or carry anything you are not prepared to give up at a gunpoints notice.

[Berthold]

[QUOTE=B J Lover; 1210025]But I also wear whatever I want, same for in Rio. I can't see anyone stepping to me like that, and kind if foolishly look for the challenge but no one has taken me on so far. I know I know.

Great to see a man who knows what he wants, and goes for it

[DeepMmpactt]

A chica I wife up with during my last two trips took me for several hundred dollars. I got carless and she took advantage of the opportunity. Not only was I careless with my cash I was stupid to trust this girl. Never again!

The second fake, throw away wallet, works for me, I go to wal mart, buy a cheap ass wallet,

3 bucks, put only what I can afford to lose maybe a couple thousand pesos, my Real wallet,

Credit cards, droid phone, passport, Never see the "light of day"my digital camera, makes.

Rare appeareances. Hoe-proof your loot, and valuebles, and you won't be sorry. I've heard.

Alot of horror stories, and I want to learn, What not to do"

[Manizales911]

But I also wear whatever I want, same for in Rio. I can't see anyone stepping to me like that, and kind if foolishly look for the challenge but no one has taken me on so far. I know I know.

Keep traveling to places in South America with that mentality and trouble will find you with a capital "T". Not to get all cliche but as they say "This ain't Kansas Toto". Life is cheap down there and they sure as fuck aren't scared of you or anybody else.

By the way, I'm with Sir Charles on his analogy of the bracelet. I own two Rolex's but you wouldn't catch me dead wearing a diamond bracelet.

[Tempoecorto]

Who's Sori now?

Here we go one more time. Yes, I again cracked up!

[Tempoecorto]

Guys getting their diamond bracelets stolen? What's next?" She stole my makeup case and stiletto heels"?

Charles: I seriously cracked up. That was sublime. God save the Brits!

[OldKool]

I have heard some macho BS in my life. I am putting you the top ten tough guy. Gun in your face and you going john Wayne on them.

Pooter, I understand the concept of a men's diamond bracelet is lost on you. Probably the same for a Rolex watch. But I also wear whatever I want, same for in Rio. I can't see anyone stepping to me like that, and kind if foolishly look for the challenge but no one has taken me on so far. I know I know.

Mr. E, that is hers in the pic, so probably she warmed up by stealing it from another sucker like me.

Ug Man, not the same. Similar, but no tattoo and face is different. The worst part is I ran through this chica so I know and she is amazing. Gave me her number, contact info, pics and vids before she last minute decided to cop my jewelry. Impulse I'm sure.

Charge it to the game. Some more pics, since she broke our agreement, I'll break it too.

[BlackCloud]

Here's a technique that can totally fool any chica / thief. Done it in Rio, and done it in the Dr. Only once I need to put this technique to action. Always carry an extra throwaway wallet (with a few pesos / Reals in it) And or Leave a non functional digital camera or something that looks expensive in a very visible area in your room. If your on the street and someone approaches you with a knife or Gun, give up the wallet with the small money in it. If you give them money most likely they'll know you have a wallet and ask for that to. (More time for them to stab or shoot your ass! Save yourself the frustration and carry the extra wallet or a broken camera and just give it up! They will think they got over when they really didn't. Had a Gdp in RIO try to be sneaky and slip a roofie in my drink when we got back to the room. I "acted" like I drank it, after I banged the hell out of her we both fell asleep. When I woke up, she was nowhere to be seen. But that broken Kodak digital camera (still in the box) was gone from the kitchen table. LOL stupid B-ch got the surprise of her life when she realized what happened. And I didn't give her any money either. Obrigado Puta!

So heed this technique fellas, Find yourself a chic and you think she's trustworthy, give her some tests. Start off with this! When you bring her back to your room pull out the decoy wallet with (small denomination bills) in it don't directly show her the money but let her see you have a lot of bills in it! Has more of an effect with an expired / canceled credit card in it also. If she's tempted to steal it it'llshe'll try. And if that happens, congratulations you got yourself an unworthy thief on your hands. This also works with broken cell phones, fake jewelry, broken laptops or whatever looks valuable to them. I don't think any thief chica would stay around after she stole your 2000 bracelet or Hp laptop! Cmon guys, use the diversion technique. Go to a garage sale or flea market and get inexpensive useless electronics etc, and bring them down in your carryon. It can save you from a lot of headaches and definitely get you some free pussy!

Hmmm maybe they should open a pawn shop in Sosua. That would be a GREAT way to find your lost stuff. LOL.

Your advise about being in the street is valid (Good idea ). But as for testing the chicas, why would you want to go through all of the drama? Seems like a lot of work & a waste of time to me. Just lock your shit up!

[B J Lover]

Guys getting their diamond bracelets stolen? What's next?" She stole my makeup case and stiletto heels"?

Pooter, I understand the concept of a men's diamond bracelet is lost on you. Probably the same for a Rolex watch. But I also wear whatever I want, same for in Rio. I can't see anyone stepping to me like that, and kind if foolishly look for the challenge but no one has taken me on so far. I know I know.

Mr. E, that is hers in the pic, so probably she warmed up by stealing it from another sucker like me.

Ug Man, not the same. Similar, but no tattoo and face is different. The worst part is I ran through this chica so I know and she is amazing. Gave me her number, contact info, pics and vids before she last minute decided to cop my jewelry. Impulse I'm sure.

Charge it to the game. Some more pics, since she broke our agreement, I'll break it too.

[Slimtower]

I knew because I saw her put something in my drink and insisted that I drink it. If I can remember they call it a boa noite cinderella or something like that!

And why would you feel regretful for what you did? A thief is a thief.

One question, how did you know enough not to drink the drink with the roofie in it?

I met a girl in Manizales, Co. That was one of the hottest girls I had ever seen and I told my wingman who is a local that I wanted to bang her. He told me she was a firecracker in bed but a rumored thief. I used the broken camera bait trick only with a twist, in the battery compartment I stuck a note in there calling her a filthy pig thief working girl. Not a smart thing to do as Manizales is not that big of a city and I go there regularly but I was drunk and in one of those moods I guess.

[Charles Pooter]

Guys getting their diamond bracelets stolen? What's next?" She stole my makeup case and stiletto heels"?

[Manizales911]

Here's a technique that can totally fool any chica / thief. Done it in Rio, and done it in the Dr. Only once I need to put this technique to action. Always carry an extra throwaway wallet (with a few pesos / Reals in it) And or Leave a non functional digital camera or something that looks expensive in a very visible area in your room. If your on the street and someone approaches you with a knife or Gun, give up the wallet with the small money in it. If you give them money most likely they'll know you have a wallet and ask for that to. (More time for them to stab or shoot your ass! Save yourself the frustration and carry the extra wallet or a broken camera and just give it up! They will think they got over when they really didn't. Had a Gdp in RIO try to be sneaky and slip a roofie in my drink when we got back to the room. I "acted" like I drank it, after I banged the hell out of her we both fell asleep. When I woke up, she was nowhere to be seen. But that broken Kodak digital camera (still in the box) was gone from the kitchen table. LOL stupid B-ch got the surprise of her life when she realized what happened. And I didn't give her any money either. Obrigado Puta!

So heed this technique fellas, Find yourself a chic and you think she's trustworthy, give her some tests. Start off with this! When you bring her back to your room pull out the decoy wallet with (small denomination bills) in it don't directly show her the money but let her see you have a lot of bills in it! Has more of an effect with an expired / canceled credit card in it also. If she's tempted to steal it it'llshe'll try. And if that happens, congratulations you got yourself an unworthy thief on your hands. This also works with broken cell phones, fake jewelry, broken laptops or whatever looks valuable to them. I don't think any thief chica would stay around after she stole your 2000 bracelet or Hp laptop! Cmon guys, use the diversion technique. Go to a garage sale or flea market and get inexpensive useless electronics etc, and bring them down in your carryon. It can save you from a lot of headaches and definitely get you some free pussy!

Hmmm maybe they should open a pawn shop in Sosua. That would be a GREAT way to find your lost stuff. LOL.

One question, how did you know enough not to drink the drink with the roofie in it?

I met a girl in Manizales, Co. That was one of the hottest girls I had ever seen and I told my wingman who is a local that I wanted to bang her. He told me she was a firecracker in bed but a rumored thief. I used the broken camera bait trick only with a twist, in the battery compartment I stuck a note in there calling her a filthy pig thief working girl. Not a smart thing to do as Manizales is not that big of a city and I go there regularly but I was drunk and in one of those moods I guess.

[John from NJ]

This is so true. In a wink of an eye stuff will be gone.

A chica I wife up with during my last two trips took me for several hundred dollars. I got carless and she took advantage of the opportunity. Not only was I careless with my cash I was stupid to trust this girl. Never again!

[Slimtower]

Here's a technique that can totally fool any chica / thief. Done it in Rio, and done it in the Dr. Only once I need to put this technique to action. Always carry an extra throwaway wallet (with a few pesos / Reals in it) And or Leave a non functional digital camera or something that looks expensive in a very visible area in your room. If your on the street and someone approaches you with a knife or Gun, give up the wallet with the small money in it. If you give them money most likely they'll know you have a wallet and ask for that to. (More time for them to stab or shoot your ass! Save yourself the frustration and carry the extra wallet or a broken camera and just give it up! They will think they got over when they really didn't. Had a Gdp in RIO try to be sneaky and slip a roofie in my drink when we got back to the room. I "acted" like I drank it, after I banged the hell out of her we both fell asleep. When I woke up, she was nowhere to be seen. But that broken Kodak digital camera (still in the box) was gone from the kitchen table. LOL stupid B-ch got the surprise of her life when she realized what happened. And I didn't give her any money either. Obrigado Puta!

So heed this technique fellas, Find yourself a chic and you think she's trustworthy, give her some tests. Start off with this! When you bring her back to your room pull out the decoy wallet with (small denomination bills) in it don't directly show her the money but let her see you have a lot of bills in it! Has more of an effect with an expired / canceled credit card in it also. If she's tempted to steal it it'llshe'll try. And if that happens, congratulations you got yourself an unworthy thief on your hands. This also works with broken cell phones, fake jewelry, broken laptops or whatever looks valuable to them. I don't think any thief chica would stay around after she stole your 2000 bracelet or Hp laptop! Cmon guys, use the diversion technique. Go to a garage sale or flea market and get inexpensive useless electronics etc, and bring them down in your carryon. It can save you from a lot of headaches and definitely get you some free pussy!

Hmmm maybe they should open a pawn shop in Sosua. That would be a GREAT way to find your lost stuff. LOL.

This is so true. In a wink of an eye stuff will be gone. I have had penniless worth stolen, my used razor, phone charger, lotion tubes etc. It took me a while to realize they were stolen and I did not carelessly misplace them. One time I just stepped out of the door as someone was knocking and and I see this chica who just got out of the shower let go the hood of my bag on my return. I gave her a mouthful but thats when I confirmed she stole the razor as I had her the previous day too. It was an uneasy feeling but really what can you do. I had my car broken into in the US recently, so crime is everywhere, its up to you to take the precautions.

[Mr Enternational]

Stole my diamond bracelet from the bathroom counter at ng. Always be wary. Named "Sori".

Damn BJ. That is not the bracelet she is wearing in the photo is it? Or was that just a warm-up one? LOL.

Still fucked up though. I don't know why guys continue to bring this type of stuff out of their countries. When I'm leaving the USA all of that bullshit goes into the safe in my house and out comes the Timex Ironman. I remember being at the gate once going to Rio and spotted another monger with thousands of dollars worth of gold and diamonds. I told him that he should take that stuff off. His reply was that he wasn't going any farther than Help Disco. Bless his heart.