Sosua Reports

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

Yo Mr Gogo...Brazil aint all that...F*ck'n expensive and chicas pull'n the same shi*. rather be in the DR be'n treated like a king get'n my well derserved $35.873748(RD)x $1(us) I've seen some ish here have to give you the run down soon.

He probaly jacked off three times a day.

Just fucking with you Stabilo.

LOL

[Mr Gogo]

How did you waste your time to feel out the scene?

He probaly jacked off three times a day.

Just fucking with you Stabilo.

LOL

[Deebin5]

Just finalized plans for a few days in Sosua coming up. It's my second trip. First one several months ago saw lots of wasted time to feel out the scene. This time, I hit the ground running.

Sorry, no info to share yet, I'm just excited and I only thought of one group of dirtbags who would truly appreciate my anticipation.

That group. Is you people.

I'm gonna find that cute chick with the dimples who I let slip away last time. I have kicked myself plenty for that.

I'll be there in a few days! Ahhhhh.

How did you waste your time to feel out the scene?

[Rover2]

I have been going to M and M Massage for 6 years now, usually every day during my 4 month annual stays. In this time I have never had the experience you had, admitedly the massages can vary a little but then I remind myself I am paying less than $ 20 for something that would cost $ 80 at home.

From your description you had a massage from Mary the owner of the business. She is Dominican and obviously speaks spanish and very good english, I do not personally like her massages but choose either Zuni or Luz Maria when I go. I have had massages from Kika when she used to work at M and M and I recall they were very good, nothing against her just enjoy my time at M and M so why change.

By the way neither M and M or Kikas offer extras, do not ask because it will affect the remainder of you massage. I know that Zuni and Luz Maria are both offended when asked, they take great pride in being professional masseuses and make every effort to distance themselves from the rest of the massage establishments in Sosua.

BTW if you want a 'massage complete' I would highly recommend Emely at Figaro salon, located next to Eddys Sports Bar. ( down the Super Super street, about half way down) Facilities are not the best but she will give you an experience to remember.

I've gone to M&m's on numerous trip over the last 4 years and though I can recommend them I have experienced that another poster alluded to with the massuse answering the cell phone during the massage. This happened to me "several" times with Zuni and so I don't use her anymore and I noticed she seems a little stuck up.

Anyways I think I'll try the place behind Lou's when I return in November.

[Jaosousa]

m&m's versus kika's massage (my experience)

the women who own kika's, they used to work at m & m, there is a skinny one and a more heavy set one. i used to get the chills at m & m, when toward the end of the massage they would use that icey hot type lotion (menthol or something).

my wingman loves to get at least one massage per day, he recommends kika's. there is also a salon across from sosua by the sea, near the beach entrance for casa marina. they give good therapeutic massages there as well (owned by a dominican woman who is married to a swiss guy). my wingman never goes to m & m any more. i believe kika's also has a location in cabarete.

[Llttf]

M&M's versus Kika's Massage (My experience)

I have refrained from reviewing Sosua businesses for some time, as most have already been covered ad nauseum. However, I would like to share my reviews on the professional massage places in Sosua.

Kika's

Location: Immediately behind Lou's Shark Bar, on the second floor.
Atmosphere/ tranquility: Quiet, spacious, separate rooms, low stress. (Think of how you feel when listening to super mellow jazz music)
Professionalism: Great! Keeps appointments, doesn't bump people, won't squeeze a client if potentially overlaps another.
Experience: gives a normal length towel to wrap around or place over buttocks and waist area.
Massage: strong, thorough, takes the entire time.
Cost: $500 RD
Masseuse: Kika
Times visited: 2

M&M's

Location: Next to the Orange Shop, and close to Banco Popular.
Atmosphere/ tranquility: When I went. NO music. Two sets of simultaneous snoring in the adjacent room/ massage table (separated by a curtain).
Professionalism: Next to none. Had 2 phone conversations while performing.
Experience: Very weak massage, even after 2 requests to make stronger.
Cost: $600 RD (However, I left after she refused to end the snoring; Instead she tried to drown the snoring out by turning the fan on maximum). $400 requested for 20 min.
Masseuse: Didn't get her name. However, she was about 50, white/ light skin, curly black hair. Possibly European with passable Spanish and English.
Times visited: 1x too many

I know that M&M's has long been a favorite of the board. However, I think that it has fallen WAY off, from what I experienced to that of others, in the past. I understand that I only went once to this establishment, yet that one time, was once too many.

My .02 cents.
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I have been going to M and M Massage for 6 years now, usually every day during my 4 month annual stays. In this time I have never had the experience you had, admitedly the massages can vary a little but then I remind myself I am paying less than $ 20 for something that would cost $ 80 at home.

From your description you had a massage from Mary the owner of the business. She is Dominican and obviously speaks spanish and very good english, I do not personally like her massages but choose either Zuni or Luz Maria when I go. I have had massages from Kika when she used to work at M and M and I recall they were very good, nothing against her just enjoy my time at M and M so why change.

By the way neither M and M or Kikas offer extras, do not ask because it will affect the remainder of you massage. I know that Zuni and Luz Maria are both offended when asked, they take great pride in being professional masseuses and make every effort to distance themselves from the rest of the massage establishments in Sosua.

BTW if you want a 'massage complete' I would highly recommend Emely at Figaro salon, located next to Eddys Sports Bar. ( down the Super Super street, about half way down) Facilities are not the best but she will give you an experience to remember.

[Manizales911]

What makes a great wingman?

I have always travelled solo.. wondered if taking on a partner in crime would add something new to my travels.

Anyone have the keys to the world of being or wanting to be an A1 Wingman?

How does it work out in the world of women...help or hinder?

All advice would be appreciated.

I always welcome a wingman but unfortunately my circle of friends is mostly made up of guys that are doing hard time in sex prison (sucks to be them). I travel almost exclusively solo and do it often. If I had a choice I would have a wingman with me every trip but not being able to procur one isn't and hasn't stopped me from doing "my thing". I don't believe having a wingman to serve the purpose of actually being a wingman by definition when you are chasing P4P girls helps a guy at all, now if you are chasing non-pros that is a different story because girls always travel in pairs or more and having another guy with you would help ones chances I would think. I am strictly a P4P man so I don't have this issue.

In my opinion the only advantage to having a wingman when you are going after P4P is strictly having another person to shoot the breeze with that is on the same mission as I am. If I am going to either BB's or FOD I will meet guys there so I could care less if I am traveling with another dude.

I travel to Colombia on an almost monthly basis and am always traveling alone and staying in an apartment. I have a decent list of girls to call and am never alone once there but I get tired of being with only girls and no guys to talk to and relate to. Maybe it's just me but after awhile I get tired of conversing with only females. All of this of course is just my humble opinion.

[Slimtower]

Sosua in my opinion has fallen off since coming her for the past few years. It seemed to me that the chicas were much better looking and a little more classier before. I mean there will always be sluts but at least have some class. Maybe the recession made these chicks more aggressive? Bt anyway I was in classicos the other night and almost fell victim to a bait and switch. I'm into petite so when I saw this chick I decided to do the usual. Observe her for a while then approach. Well, I noticed she looked a little nervous in the crowd so I immediately thought she was a newbie. (good for me I thought). So I decide to approach her and talk to her. The vibes weren't too well with her. She seemed alittle distant and didn't show me ANY eye contact. That's a big sign!

So anyway I ignore the signs and decide to take her anyway. Waste of time. So we get to my hotel and she starts to take off her clothes, what a beautiful body! She takes a quick shower and comes back into the room. So I start to kiss her and feel her titties and she says to me. I don't like being kissed o having my titties sucked. I was like? And started kissing her some more. I looked at her face and she was clearly no enjoying it. So immediately that lapela boost I had went away. I got really upset and told her in plain english. You are not paying me I am paying you so don't tell me how to fuck or kiss you. You don't like it you can leave! She got the point and calmed down. But by this time I was not in the mood and completely wasn't interested. But wen I started taking off my clothes she saw my dick and said. OH NO tu eres muy grande. No possible! I was like ok. Bafuera! I gave her 150 pesos and sent her on her way.

So the moral of the story is this. ALWAYS GO ON YOUR INSTINCT! Being a monger for a few years teaches you to dicipline yourself! I always use the same method, relax chill out, observe the crowd make some eye contact with her but not too much. Then pounce. I ALWAYS avoid the chicks with excess makeup and hair weaves. It only equates to higher expense that she will try to incur on you. Smile, but be firm with what you want and never ever be over generous. They will think your a sucker and take advantage if you let them. Never ever ever drink too much, and utilize that safety box. Follow that and you should be okay. And oh yeah wear them condoms.

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[Mr Gogo]

Just finalized plans for a few days in Sosua coming up. It's my second trip. First one several months ago saw lots of wasted time to feel out the scene. This time, I hit the ground running.

Sorry, no info to share yet, I'm just excited and I only thought of one group of dirtbags who would truly appreciate my anticipation.

That group. Is you people.

I'm gonna find that cute chick with the dimples who I let slip away last time. I have kicked myself plenty for that.

I'll be there in a few days! Ahhhhh.

You always after every trip think of the one that got away. Something about the congo musicians at the airport that lets me know, I've entered fantasy island. Its good you did recon your first trip. After my first trip I remember driving to the airport (pop)singing spanish love songs, and I didn't even speak spanish. Boy she had me going. After airport fights, me fucking her sister, her beating a girl up I was talking to in classicos, and her breaking her cell phone in my face she is still one of my favorites. After 15 trips now all we do is fuck and have fun. My point is this, there is alot of crazy bull shit coming your way but its all worth it.

[PartyPoooper]

What makes a great wingman?

I have always travelled solo.. wondered if taking on a partner in crime would add something new to my travels.

Anyone have the keys to the world of being or wanting to be an A1 Wingman?

How does it work out in the world of women...help or hinder?

All advice would be appreciated.

[Frannie]

I have stayed at casa marina a bunch of times. I doubt you will be able to bribe the guards. Casa Marina Beach and Reef, used to be two different hotels that were merged, therefore it has two entrances and two lobbies. When you check in you will be given a colored wristband to wear. Problem is if you sneak in a girl, the chica will not have a wristband.

Day pass from 10am to about 5pm costs about 35-40 dollars. Casa Marina is an inexpensive all inclusive. Some European chicas go there, topless, as well as Canadians. Price for two people per night is less than 80 dollars total (less than 40 dollars per night per person), which includes all you can eat food and drink. When I stayed there in the past, I usually split a condominium apartment at tradewinds (35 dollars per day) with my wingman to use for sex.

One time I had a normal light skinned chica from Santiago visit me for the day at casa marina, the people at the front desk broke balls about letting her in and gave me a warning that she could not enter my room (I later got a BJ from her in the rental car). Other times I have had other chicas visit me at casa marina for the day (with a day pass) and people at the front desk said nothing and the chicas entered my room no problem.

I have seen some foreign guys try to get a chica into casa marina at night and from what I understood the hotel wanted 60 dollars.

Hotel Orquidea might have rooms for 25 per night that you could use for sex. Or Rockys.

There is some white girl talent in casa marina, usually the better looking white girl tourists in casa marina are with their boyfriends. For the price (less than 40 dollars per night, per person with all you can eat food and drink), casa marina is ok. It has two pools, two beaches, two or three cold water jacuzzis on cliffs near the ocean. Food is ok. Getting drinks at the two small bars can sometimes be slow. On Saturdays and Sundays some locals visit the hotel.

Yes, I too have stayed at Casa Marina and would agree with all of the above. Better to take your girls somewhere else. Finding talent within the resort is hit or miss. You will probably do better if you are younger.Many British tourists, but usually already paired up. Dominicans at the weekend might be a better bet, though they mostly come in families.

Was in Sosua recently on a Wednesday night and there was plenty of talent around. I had myself some very fine pussy for 1000 pesos from a girl I just talked to in the street. You never know where you will find them, just walk about. The most important trick for newbies is not to hook up with the first girl who grabs your crotch and gives you a hard on. You must play the field.

[Stabilo]

Just finalized plans for a few days in Sosua coming up. It's my second trip. First one several months ago saw lots of wasted time to feel out the scene. This time, I hit the ground running.

Sorry, no info to share yet, I'm just excited and I only thought of one group of dirtbags who would truly appreciate my anticipation.

That group. Is you people.

I'm gonna find that cute chick with the dimples who I let slip away last time. I have kicked myself plenty for that.

I'll be there in a few days! Ahhhhh.

[Quixote Don]

M&M's versus Kika's Massage (My experience)

I have refrained from reviewing Sosua businesses for some time, as most have already been covered ad nauseum. However, I would like to share my reviews on the professional massage places in Sosua.

Kika's

Location: Immediately behind Lou's Shark Bar, on the second floor.
Atmosphere/ tranquility: Quiet, spacious, separate rooms, low stress. (Think of how you feel when listening to super mellow jazz music)
Professionalism: Great! Keeps appointments, doesn't bump people, won't squeeze a client if potentially overlaps another.
Experience: gives a normal length towel to wrap around or place over buttocks and waist area.
Massage: strong, thorough, takes the entire time.
Cost: $500 RD
Masseuse: Kika
Times visited: 2

M&M's

Location: Next to the Orange Shop, and close to Banco Popular.
Atmosphere/ tranquility: When I went. NO music. Two sets of simultaneous snoring in the adjacent room/ massage table (separated by a curtain).
Professionalism: Next to none. Had 2 phone conversations while performing.
Experience: Very weak massage, even after 2 requests to make stronger.
Cost: $600 RD (However, I left after she refused to end the snoring; Instead she tried to drown the snoring out by turning the fan on maximum). $400 requested for 20 min.
Masseuse: Didn't get her name. However, she was about 50, white/ light skin, curly black hair. Possibly European with passable Spanish and English.
Times visited: 1x too many

I know that M&M's has long been a favorite of the board. However, I think that it has fallen WAY off, from what I experienced to that of others, in the past. I understand that I only went once to this establishment, yet that one time, was once too many.

My .02 cents.
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[Roger Dodger 007]

This forum already suffers from a lack of useful information.

Oh, I wouldn't say that, Crossfire!

[Bq Ribs]

Does anyone know of a car rental company that has a one way rental service? Ima be flying into Pop this sunday and leaving out of Sdq the following week. I don't mind taking the bus but would rather like some extra freedom this time.

Thanks in advance.

Slimtower

Try National/Alamo, their drop off is about $55.