Sosua Reports

[SavePros321]

Most women have jobs unlike in the last century and if there is any money paid, after the "separation", it is usually for the children that presumably the males contributed to conceiving.

Or could just be that she is a down-right money-hungry bytch. Johnny Depp would like to talk to you to find these "children" he supposedly has that warranted paying his ex $7MM after only being together 18 months, lmao!

http://www.tmz.com/2016/08/16/amber-...lence-divorce/

If it fucks, floats, or flies, then it's cheaper to rent it.

[Tempoecorto]

But, when you marry it. You do own it and I think that's what the expression refers to. And it becomes the most expensive pussy there is. You have to house it, cloth it, feed it, listen to its pathetic mewing, and otherwise constantly attend to it.

That I know of, most universities in the US have about 50% enrollment numbers for women; If it were not for the enforcement of equality, it could very well be 70% for women. Most women have jobs unlike in the last century and if there is any money paid, after the "separation", it is usually for the children that presumably the males contributed to conceiving. Indeed in a certain section of a number of societies, it is the women who are the breadwinners, while the males are ogling women passing by, as they have liquid or gaseous nourishment. A man feeding, housing, clothing pussy is so last century and untrue today, barring a few notable exceptions!

[Eszpresszo]

(Before y'all run off with the usual strawmen, be advised I do NOT pay for pussy, unless I am down there actually on it!)

Understood, friend.

[Oakie]

But, when you marry it. You do own it and I think that's what the expression refers to. And it becomes the most expensive pussy there is. You have to house it, cloth it, feed it, listen to its pathetic mewing, and otherwise constantly attend to it. Plus you must constantly buy it lots of costly shit, that immediately assumes a resale price of what you could find it for in a garage sale. I can tell you from personal experience. And yes the ex had an awesome velvet cooze from the rear entry aspect. But, it came with a premium and a brutal early cancellation fee known as "monthly child support".

So, how could we "lease" it? I know in some Muslim nations, you can get a "contract marriage" that is good for a specific period of time. It is controversial in the Muslim world as a means of legitimizing prostitution. In any case, I'd never walk off that cliff.

We are talking allegories here, so don't take everything so literally.

I both "rent", (point and click monger), and I "lease" (bring in a regular for the whole week) depending on my mood, and whether or not I'm travelling alone, or with a buddy.

It's perfect for me! Economical and guaranteed satisfaction, always a great vacation, because it involves local family and friends, parties and picnics, not just mechanical fucking!

I'll be posting my latest report soon. May be more renting than leasing this time, but I play it by ear!

(Before y'all run off with the usual strawmen, be advised I do NOT pay for pussy, unless I am down there actually on it!)

[Grub1]

We are dealing with real people. We all need to not just think of ourselves but also think about others. Most of us get to go home and have a nice life while we leave the others here.

[Eszpresszo]

I sad "sometimes".

Like sometimes renting everything by the day can be a budget and time killer too.

Trick is to be flexible and smart!

But, when you marry it. You do own it and I think that's what the expression refers to. And it becomes the most expensive pussy there is. You have to house it, cloth it, feed it, listen to its pathetic mewing, and otherwise constantly attend to it. Plus you must constantly buy it lots of costly shit, that immediately assumes a resale price of what you could find it for in a garage sale. I can tell you from personal experience. And yes the ex had an awesome velvet cooze from the rear entry aspect. But, it came with a premium and a brutal early cancellation fee known as "monthly child support".

So, how could we "lease" it? I know in some Muslim nations, you can get a "contract marriage" that is good for a specific period of time. It is controversial in the Muslim world as a means of legitimizing prostitution. In any case, I'd never walk off that cliff.

[Oakie]

No. Because the whole idea behind the saying is to avoid maintenance charges, which can be a killer for planes, boats and women.

I sad "sometimes".

Like sometimes renting everything by the day can be a budget and time killer too.

Trick is to be flexible and smart!

[Mr Enternational]

For a frequent renter, sometimes leasing can be a decent option?

No. Because the whole idea behind the saying is to avoid maintenance charges, which can be a killer for planes, boats and women.

[Oakie]

Who was it that said "If it flies, floats or fucks, then don't own it. Rent it!

For a frequent renter, sometimes leasing can be a decent option?

[Eszpresszo]

Some wise man here once said, "We don't pay to fuck them, we pay them to leave".

Words to monger by!

Who was it that said "If it flies, floats or fucks, then don't own it. Rent it!

[Oakie]

I believe these are his words LOL.

Credit to Charlie!

Things are slow here, so we get a little repetitive sometimes. Like:

"10 things the putas don't need to know!"

1 Where're you from?

2 Is this your first time?

4 Where are you staying?

5 How long you here?

6 What airline did you come in on?

7 When do you leave?

8 What's your name?

.........

[Bliadun]

I believe these are his words LOL.

Some wise man here once said, "We don't pay to fuck them, we pay them to leave".

[Oakie]

Because so many Sosua chica play this little game, I always get fully dressed before it's time to pay. There's a very high chance that the girl will demand more money even if she's been otherwise great. At the first sign of trouble, I take an aggressive and hostile tone. No argument, just "no mas dinero" and "leave now". This works consistently.

Good advice! Hard to be macho or dominant buck nekid, or with your pants down around your ankles. LOL.

We should all remember the universal truth about messing with women. Whether, (1) wife, (2) GF, or (3) hooker, it's something we sometimes forget in the heat of the moment.

The exit strategy!

Without one, you could lose your (1) assets, (2) freedom or (3) your cool.

Some wise man here once said, "We don't pay to fuck them, we pay them to leave".

Words to monger by!

[OldKool]

Once you learn the ropes in Sosua the hard core girls become your buddies. They understand that you will not be seduced by them and only ask for the occasional presidente. They can be entertaining and informative. Truth be told if a hardcore girl wants to fuck you they can more then hold their own. In my experience the best sex is rarely with the finest looking chicas. On my next trip I may not visit Sosua but wife up with some of my long term amigas. Nothing concrete but sex with girls you know is often much better.

Aside from girls in Sosua I like eating at Baileys. Hanging with Bros and dancing in Classicos while buzzed.

My alternate plan is to go to SD and import 3 of my amigas wifing up. Going to the movies, malls and discos is fun but getting the occasional 18 year old pussy trumps much of what SD can offer. I am still weighing my options. I spend over 100 dollars a day on sex when in Sosua. When wifing up 2 pops a day is minimal. With Sosua current setup one day there may suffice.

Scuba is fair to to below average, too bad, some what over fished and no pier, just boats brought up on the beach. I got turned off by too many hard core hookers and anti puta ways of the city. Final straw was when they would not let the putas hang out at NG pool area during the day. In the past more of friendly atmosphere with the putas at the hotels, now only take in. If Sosua mayor wants to turn it into a Cozumel, she must be smoking something.

[Mose]

No, it's not worth a damn as a dive spot. However, it's the mayor saying this, and part of her job is to fluff Sosua as a tourist destination.

She should probably mention the kite-surfing right next door in Cabarete as that is indeed world-class.

Scuba is fair to to below average, too bad, some what over fished and no pier, just boats brought up on the beach. I got turned off by too many hard core hookers and anti puta ways of the city. Final straw was when they would not let the putas hang out at NG pool area during the day. In the past more of friendly atmosphere with the putas at the hotels, now only take in. If Sosua mayor wants to turn it into a Cozumel, she must be smoking something.