Sosua Reports

[Oakie]

I have been going to Sosua for ten years. Definitely know that there is a demand for heavier girls. There are a lot of big black guys that could lose a lot of pounds. Where am I from. Beaches of Southern California. I am skinny.

I don't care what the girls weight because we all have our type. So guys like heavy or slim. To each their own style. I was just trying to describe the weight of the girls walking the street.

But I did notice that when it was 5-10 years ago. I could find probably 5-10 skinny girls in Classico at 2 am. Where today it might be one or two at that time. You just have to make adjustments.

In the freelance market of Sosua, it is just a function of supply and demand.

I personally see more Americans coming to Sosua than ever before, who prefer the big booty.

It's supposed to be the slower season but the number of Americans here are keeping the business here thriving! The snowbirds seeking to escape the gruelling northern winters, have mostly gone back to warmer temperatures, leaving mostly ex pats like me.

The chica's are simply taking advantage of the current market conditions on the strip, and shaking and showing everything they have in the booty department.

There are still a few slim hot ones around for guys like us, so it's all good!

Where I'm staying there are some really old fart ex pats, who are bringing amazingly beautiful (to me) slim young ones to the pool everyday, I'm almost jealous!

[MikeM488]

Before you laugh at the the "fat", you have got to remember that there is a certain demand for certain body types in certain circles. So watch, so others do not get miffed. Besides, do not know where you are from but there are far uglier things in the US, thanks to our factory food.

I have been going to Sosua for ten years. Definitely know that there is a demand for heavier girls. There are a lot of big black guys that could lose a lot of pounds. Where am I from. Beaches of Southern California. I am skinny.

I don't care what the girls weight because we all have our type. So guys like heavy or slim. To each their own style. I was just trying to describe the weight of the girls walking the street.

But I did notice that when it was 5-10 years ago. I could find probably 5-10 skinny girls in Classico at 2 am. Where today it might be one or two at that time. You just have to make adjustments.

[Alex Deuce]

Well, firstly a few questions, I've never actually seen big discharge, some have been more moist than others, but actual honest to god discharge, not really. So I guess I could take a few swabs and a few petri dishes on my next adventure.

One question, these colors, is there some kind of pantone guide I could use to identify the various flavors of these maladies? You know bright red or mild yellow, is it time of the month or is it cancer. Tough call.

So maybe I can get her to squat over the petri dish? Or perhaps swab her down first. As I don't know the outcome of the tests, maybe its best if I'm in full hazmat outfit.

Certainly its a good idea to give someone exuding cottage cheese a wide berth. Where do we stand on other types of cheese? Mascarpone for example? Pass on her as well?

My uncle gave me a similar pamphlet to this and a box of those clinic rubbers when I went off to college. I use to think it was funny as shit until the team THOT paid me a visit.

[NamasteParis]

So maybe I can get her to squat over the petri dish? other types of cheese? Mascarpone for example?

LMAOOOOO! Man you made my daily big laugh! I just imagine the scene, her pushing and even farting

[D Cups]

an ass one meter wide stuffed . I am sure there are guys out there who adore that kind of body shape and that is good since then we don't all hunt the slim ones.

Right on, brother! Extra wide load my dad used to call them. I'll take slim and stacked any day but man, if she's got the extra large jugs I might not mind the extra cushion for the pushing.

[DarrenGap]

It has occurred to me that a monger can determine the health of a provider during foreplay by examining her vaginal discharge. This could assist said monger in determining whether to indulge in non covered activity such as BBFS, BBBJ or DATY. The below mentioned information should be of assistance:

Clear discharge = Healthy.

Grey discharge = Vaginal vaginosis.

Pink discharge = cervical bleeding.

Yellow / Green discharge = bacterial infection or sexually transmitted infection. There also may be an odor associated with it.

Brown discharge = This could be a sign of uterine or cervical cancer. Additionally, during menopause, a woman should not have any type of vaginal bleeding, which is also a sign of uterine cancer.

Red discharge = Menstruation, cervical infection, cervical polyp, endometrial or cervical cancer.

Thick, White cottage cheese-type discharge = yeast infection. Roughly 90 percent of women will have a yeast infection at some point in their life.

Well, firstly a few questions, I've never actually seen big discharge, some have been more moist than others, but actual honest to god discharge, not really. So I guess I could take a few swabs and a few petri dishes on my next adventure.

One question, these colors, is there some kind of pantone guide I could use to identify the various flavors of these maladies? You know bright red or mild yellow, is it time of the month or is it cancer. Tough call.

So maybe I can get her to squat over the petri dish? Or perhaps swab her down first. As I don't know the outcome of the tests, maybe its best if I'm in full hazmat outfit.

Certainly its a good idea to give someone exuding cottage cheese a wide berth. Where do we stand on other types of cheese? Mascarpone for example? Pass on her as well?

[Turgid]

It has occurred to me that a monger can determine the health of a provider during foreplay by examining her vaginal discharge. This could assist said monger in determining whether to indulge in non covered activity such as BBFS, BBBJ or DATY. The below mentioned information should be of assistance:

Clear discharge = Healthy.

Grey discharge = Vaginal vaginosis.

Pink discharge = cervical bleeding.

Yellow / Green discharge = bacterial infection or sexually transmitted infection. There also may be an odor associated with it.

Brown discharge = This could be a sign of uterine or cervical cancer. Additionally, during menopause, a woman should not have any type of vaginal bleeding, which is also a sign of uterine cancer.

Red discharge = Menstruation, cervical infection, cervical polyp, endometrial or cervical cancer.

Thick, White cottage cheese-type discharge = yeast infection. Roughly 90 percent of women will have a yeast infection at some point in their life.

[Tacoma101]

As my grandma used to say, "There's a lid for every pot! Lol

Bhahahahaha.

[Oakie]

Not if you let Dominicans or Haitians wash the dishes.

They're not that bad. Never seen hookers than can fuck and clean with equal enthusiasm.

I woke up again with a hangover yesterday morning after a night at the bar with regular and her beautiful GF. They were both in the next bed going at each other! I joined in for a little while, but left them to it.

I don't know how thay manage to come and go past our strict security. Probably because they know my regular for the last 3 years, and her GF occasionally joins us, and I've never brought anybody else in. No drama.

Anyway they were up making my coffee before I was, stripped the leche (not mine) stained sheets and bundled them for the lavanderia, and cleaned up the place from top to bottom before they left, including the pots and pans.

I had no food in the place but they mnaaged to find an old tomato, some mayo, a can of sardines, and a couple bananas, and made a meal of it!

I felt a little guilty giving them the last 1500 pesos I had left over from the night before, but of course I always pick up the tab for the party at the bar, and they were happy. Now I get few days to relax!

I'm still amazed, after years of dealing with NA so called women, that this is happening to me, at my age!

Long live Dominicanas! And long live Sosua!

[Sammon]

As my grandma used to say, "There's a lid for every pot! Lol

We want to keep the honey pot open as long as possible to dip in LOL.

[Charles Pooter]

As my grandma used to say, "There's a lid for every pot!

Not if you let Dominicans or Haitians wash the dishes.

[Chris H]

Before you laugh at the the "fat", you have got to remember that there is a certain demand for certain body types in certain circles. So watch, so others do not get miffed. Besides, do not know where you are from but there are far uglier things in the US, thanks to our factory food.

This is very true, very UGLY, overrated girls in the US.

[Arn Poddict]

Before you laugh at the the "fat", you have got to remember that there is a certain demand for certain body types in certain circles. So watch, so others do not get miffed. Besides, do not know where you are from but there are far uglier things in the US, thanks to our factory food.

I never laugh at fat people. I have had obese persons in my own family. Some people have illness that is making it hard for them to stay slim. And then there are the ones who eat themselves fat with bad quality fast food or factory food as you mentioned. You never know what is the reason for obesity so better not to laugh.

But when I see an ass one meter wide stuffed in stretchy pants it just puts a smile on my face. I am sure there are guys out there who adore that kind of body shape and that is good since then we don't all hunt the slim ones.

[Oakie]

Before you laugh at the the "fat", you have got to remember that there is a certain demand for certain body types in certain circles. So watch, so others do not get miffed. Besides, do not know where you are from but there are far uglier things in the US, thanks to our factory food.

Don't forget that mongers are not all exactly Hollywood heartbreakers!

As my grandma used to say, "There's a lid for every pot! Lol

[Stykler]

{Snip} Besides, do not know where you are from but there are far uglier things in the US, thanks to our factory food.

This is a very good point.