Sosua Reports

**GrouchoMarx** · 07-02-07 13:23

I will be in Sosua from the 4th through the 10th. Staying at the New Garden (3rd time at this hotel). Anyone else in town?

**Artisttyp** · 07-02-07 13:09

Does anyone have an opinion or past experience with this place ? It is supposed to be next door to hotel garden keti ( I believe the re-named new garden hotel?)

Thanks

**Mr Enternational** · 07-02-07 11:09

No, he did not.

**Member #2128** · 07-02-07 07:49

<<<One of my friends made the acquaintance of a deaf or mute young lady. She was very nice.>>>

Mr. E, did your friend go beyond the acquaintance stage with this girl and test her non-verbal skills? I met this same girl on the beach during the day and also saw her a few times at night at one of the clubs. Although she was on my "to do" list, I was always otherwise occupied and never got the chance to invite her home. Just curious about what I may have missed....and can look forward to next time, if I get lucky.

Thanks,

#2128

**Mr Enternational** · 07-02-07 02:46

I don't think I will ever stay at this hotel again. Many people have complained about the air conditioning in their room being on the fritz to no avail. However, my biggest gripe was the noise.

I woke up prematurely at 8 this morning, after partying and fucking all night, with the feeling that I was at a construction site. It sounded like a jackhammer was going in one of the upstairs rooms. Between the jackhammering was the sound of someone busting up tile or concrete with a hammer. In addition to that there was a guy outside of my room with a pressure washer cleaning the pool area.

About 10am I had sense enough to get up and fetch my earplugs. All the while, the young lady next to me stayed sound asleep. I finally got up at 11:30 to get one last nut in, get ready, and get to the airport. When I left for the airport at 1:15pm the construction sounds continued on without ceasation.

I think it is ridiculous for the staff of Plaza Europa to subject guests to this maltreatment. Afterall, people come there to vacation, relax, and take a load off. There should at least be some warning to guests when they make reservations or check-in of the abuse they are about to endure; especially on a Sunday morning where things around the rest of the world are usually quiet.

**Mr Enternational** · 07-02-07 02:38

When we got to the crib we layed on the bed and relaxed a few minutes. Just when the laziness set in me she was ready to take a shower. I followed her to the bathroom and entered the shower after her. After we thoroughly wet ourselves with the showerhead, I took a bar of Zest soap and rubbed it all over her body, paying special attention to the breasts and nipples. Then I put the soap down and rubbed the front of my body against the front of hers so we could be jointly lathered. She continued to say how much she really liked me. The GFE had begun. She washed my back just how I like. After we rinsed off she went to the back of the tub, turned me to face her, and she dropped to her knees. I am not one to tip working girls, but at this very moment the 1000 peso deal just turned to 1500.

When I got bored with the BBBJ in the shower I turned the water off, grabbed my towel, and exited to the bedroom. She followed after me and asked if I had lotion. I tossed her the small bottle of lotion that I had picked up in a hotel God-knows-where. She said that she wanted to give me a massage. I'm thinking this shit is too good to be true. I started to fall asleep from the decent massage until it turned into a BBBJ, which turned into 69. After all was said and done we drifted off to sleep.

The next morning I awoke to another BBBJ. I was thinking that I would like to hit the ass one more time before sending her on her way. But, I could not get her to come up for air. She had a pitbull grip on me. The more I tried to remove her head from my mid-section, the tighter she held on. She was in it for the CIM. SPLASH!

We got up and went to the shower again. When we got out and got dressed I was ready to pay her to leave because my non-pro would be arriving soon. We stood at the door and I whipped out my pesos. I tried to give her a 1000-peso bill but she refused. I told her that I know she has school so she needs to accept the money. She steadfastly refused saying that she really liked me and she has never slept with anyone for money. She told me to only give her money for the motoconcho to go to her cousin's house. I told her that I did not know the cost so I opened my hands showing the maybe 3000 pesos that I had. She selected a 50-peso bill and was on her way. I told her that I would send her an email with my info later.

**Sidney** · 06-27-07 23:10

Have been mostly seeking the best looking chicas, most of which give average sex. Today I did a ''nooner'' with a #7. Great provider, cheap, 4'' tongue, 1 hour of bbbjs and DFK, Julie. Live and learn again!

**Freetime** · 06-27-07 13:11

I have my first trip there in about two weeks. Find your reports to be full of good info. Keep them coming!

**Victor Lazlo** · 06-27-07 11:17

Originally Posted by Mr Enternational

It doesn't really matter to me. I know who and what I am.

To Ford and Frannie, I'd like to say that once again I am impressed by what caballeros we "mongers" can sometimes be.

**Mr Enternational** · 06-27-07 05:19

I walked down the street "taking the temperature" at each bar as I went along. Being a Sosua virgin I didn't know how things worked there. However, being a world-class monger I had no worries. I ended up settling on the side walk in front of the bar at the entrance to Latino's (which I remained ignorant of until the following night). I sat back and observed. Anything female had a price. It seemed the bartenders were thought of as premium and commanded the most money. And there were several who were indeed stunners. One of my friends made the acquaintance of a deaf or mute young lady. She was very nice. They seemed to understand each other quite well although he is a non-Spanish-speaking Puerto Rican and he sure as hell doesn't know sign language. It seemed that at that point she had put a LoJack on him because no matter what inconspicuous places we were in for the rest of the weekend she would always pop up.

Time was passing so I called my non-pro (Girl A) to see how close she was to the hotel. She told me 10 minutes. When I hung up she called back in no more than 20 seconds saying that she had arrived and the hotel and was in the lobby. I told her that I was walking the street and would arrive back at the hotel in about 5 minutes. It just so happens that a friend of mine met her coworker (Girl B) on an internet site and she had brought her along to meet him. Before I arrived they went to his room (he had called and given her his information earlier in the day) but he was not in. They tried calling his cell but it was turned off. I told them that I had no idea where he was. But of course I knew all the while.

Girl A appologized for it taking so long for her to arrive but said that they had been detained by the police for two hours because one of her headlights was out. She said that he was calling everywhere from Santiago to Santo Domingo, for what reason she did not know. She verbally offered him money but he did not want to accept. Then she handed him a one-thousand-peso bill which he gladly accpeted and let her go. I looked under the hood and told her that we would put in a new light the first thing in the morning. Although she said how much the past event was eating at her she was a bit non-chalant about my offer.

We stood outside at her car while the mosquitos feasted on my fresh blood. Just then my friend walks across the street and into the hotel with a tasty delight. Girl B was facing away from the hotel with her back against the car so I was pretty sure that she did not see him. Me and Girl A were facing the car and the hotel so I was quite sure that she had seen a gentleman and a young lady but I was not sure if she knew that it was my friend. But as tall as he is he is unmistakeable. We went into my hotel for a few minutes then Girl A said that she wanted something to drink. I still had not had a chance to stock my reefer so she insisted on making a trip to the store.

I told her that they should go ahead and I would wait in the room. She insisted that I come as well. I made up a lie and told her that I didn't want to come because I had to use the bathroom. That didn't work either. She told me that they would wait outside. The bedroom of my hotel suite had a door leading into the courtyard where the pool is. I figured I could go that way to my friend's room to tell him what was going on. I turned the light on in the bathroom and closed the door. Then I went into the bedroom to try to exit into the courtyard. The door was locked and the key would not work with it. Come to find out that only the maid has access through the damn door. O well. I go to the store with them and we also hit the beach for about 10 minutes.

When we arrived at my room I told them that I would be right back. I ran up and told my friend what the deal was. He was just wrapping up with the honey and told me of her milky tits. He said he would be down in 10 minutes. I stopped back by the front desk and got minicups to bring back with me as my excuse for leaving the ladies. When my friend showed up Girl A could not stop laughing. I kept asking why she was laughing but she would not tell me. Then she finally said that she was laughing because Girl B had seen my friend go to his room with the chica. I just shrugged it off. My friend finally took Girl B to his room and out of the way of my groove. I handled things until 1:30am when it was time for them to leave on their 1 hour journey home. She promised to come by the next morning so we could go out.

By now you know my style. I am not the type to sleep alone so I needed a bed warmer. The hunt was on. I high tailed it back down to the bar in front of Latino's and continued to feel things out. Then I walked in front of Classico's where I saw my cousin. He was pretty much lit but called me over to the side of the bar to meet a couple of chicas. One of them would have been okay except for "the damn eyebrow thing." I mean all I could think of was waking up next to the chick after her drawn eyebrows had worn off during the night and she scaring the shit out of me. I could not hack it.

I went back curbside while 2am approached. That is when I met Girl C. She was nice and basic. A beautiful young lady without makeup or fancy clothes. She introduced herself to me and I held on to her hand for a while. She said that she was a med school student from Santiago and it was her first night in Sosua as well. She was there because she needed money for school. Her cousin was her link into that world. She told me that it was two o'clock and everything was about to close. She wanted to know what I was going to do. I asked her how much she wanted. Her reply, "100 US." WTF? Do they all go the same class to learn this reply? Right then I threw her hand away from mine. I ignored her for a while as I talked to my friends and watched the other cuties. She interrupted my gazing by telling me that she really liked me. I said yeah whatever. I will be ready to talk as soon as you want to be serious. She asked what I meant. I told her that I was not about to give her 100 US. She reminded me that it was her first time there and she did not know how things worked but she really liked me. She asked how much I would give her. I said 1000 pesos for the whole night. She agreed without blinking. The sidewalk was getting pretty crowded. I bid my friends adieu and told them that I had made my choice and would see them in the morning.

**Mr Enternational** · 06-27-07 03:33

It doesn't really matter to me. I know who and what I am.

Originally Posted by Frannie

I guess as long as you don't mind them calling you what they think you are, and you don't mind us calling you what we think you are, then everyone is happy.

Now what do you think they think you are? And what do you think we think you are?

**Frannie** · 06-27-07 03:26

Originally Posted by Mr Enternational

Yeah but I like to really lay it out there and shock the shit out of them. So I come right out and say puta. Of course most of them don't consider themselves as such even though that is exactly what they are. They would rather consider themselves on a level above. But whether 5 star escort or crack *****, they are all fucking for money. If it has 4 wheels, 2 doors, and an engine I'm going to call it a car. But I still won't argue if you would rather call only some cars while calling others automobiles.

I guess as long as you don't mind them calling you what they think you are, and you don't mind us calling you what we think you are, then everyone is happy.

Now what do you think they think you are? And what do you think we think you are?

**Ford** · 06-27-07 03:14

You said "I asked her several times why she is a puta? But each time she denied that she was. I didn't ask her what name she'd prefer..........."

........I was giving you a name she might prefer.

(I didn't know that this is alittle game you play with the working girls - you never said that.)

**Mr Enternational** · 06-27-07 01:46

Yeah but I like to really lay it out there and shock the shit out of them. So I come right out and say puta. Of course most of them don't consider themselves as such even though that is exactly what they are. They would rather consider themselves on a level above. But whether 5 star escort or crack *****, they are all fucking for money. If it has 4 wheels, 2 doors, and an engine I'm going to call it a car. But I still won't argue if you would rather call only some cars while calling others automobiles.

Originally Posted by Ford

"Puta" is a very derrogatory word. Even women who admittedly sleep with men for money as their full means of support still don't want to be referred too as "putas."

Here's a fun word.....instead of "puta" try using "emprendedora"

It means "enterprising female." In the past in places like SDQ for example, after I've established that the girls that I'm talking too make themselves available at times for p4p, I'll remark "so in other words you are all emprendedoras?"

The girls will laugh and clap their hands and smile and say,

"¡Sí eso es cierto! Somos hembras emprendedoras!!"

**Ford** · 06-26-07 19:43

Mr Enternational,

Very nice report! The first installment of your Sosua trip report, gives us a good feel for the atmosphere on the northcoast on a typical day.

Also, you certainly "called" that restaurant correct that the tout gave you. $10 cheeseburgers! I'm really trying to rack my brain and come up with one place....in any country I've ever been, that was recommended by a tout and turned out to be a good value. Can't think of one.

"Puta" is a very derrogatory word. Even women who admittedly sleep with men for money as their full means of support still don't want to be referred too as "putas."

Here's a fun word.....instead of "puta" try using "emprendedora"

It means "enterprising female." In the past in places like SDQ for example, after I've established that the girls that I'm talking too make themselves available at times for p4p, I'll remark "so in other words you are all emprendedoras?"

The girls will laugh and clap their hands and smile and say,

"¡Sí eso es cierto! Somos hembras emprendedoras!!"