Sosua Reports

[John Gault]

It's all marketing, nothing more, but you can drive yourself crazy looking for the best deal in town. The most important thing is the chemistry between you and any individual chica, no matter what the circumstances of the commercial transaction. I think if you end the day feeling like you would like to get back with her again, then you have had your money's worth.

I agree with you 100%. I think most of us get lost in the thought of getting value and forget that the main thing is to find that girl who really turns you on after the deed is done. When you are planning to see her again you know you did well in your choice. The best ones are the ones who when you are home and you are making plans to return and you call her to see if she is still in the area.

[Oakie]

How do you guys deal with chicas that come up to you completely unsolicited and refuse to go away?2J

There's a lot to be said for basing yourself around one or two home bars. They get to know you and will look out for you.

At the two bars I frequent you will eventually see all available chicas in town anyway, so you don't miss a thing.

Tomas, the manager at the corner bar has it down to a fine art. He reads body language and if you don't look interested he tells 'em to move on, they're not buying drinks anyway.

Sometimes, he gets a little too zealous cause he knows I'm waiting for my chica, who he knows and likes even though she treats him like shit sometimes. A couple of fine young chicas will come up smiling, asking for cigarettes etc, and before I can fantasize about a threesome, he's there protecting me, and hustling them out.

Hey Tomas, it's ok, I'll buy 'em a drink, and hope my chica shows up late.

She arrives with mock outrage, and I tell her I thought they were her "cousins". We all laugh cause she know I won't game from our family bar. Why spoil a good thing?

Early on, if I knew my chica was going home to bambina, laundry etc, I used to make eye contact with a potential, on my way to el banios, and indicate she should hang around awhile. Thought I was being smart.

Don't know how, but everybody, including my chica, seemed to know what I was up to, and those knowing smiles from my chica and the barristas, kept me from wandering.

There's so many other opportunities in Sosua, so its never a problem.

[Unboncoit]

The best turn off for women is to hear YOUR woman is coming shortly.

"Espero mi novia"

Waiting for my girlfriend; works almost all the time

U

[Panman]

I went to Santo Domingo in June and now planing to go back in October, but I am wondering is grass that much greener in Sosua. I'm just trying to learn spanish and was fairly hard getting around bye my lonesome? Any opinions as to where I should go?

Travelling out of the country for the 3rd time thanks.

Without spanish Santo Domingo must be hard. I would recommend you try out Sosua for a few days. In Sosua you don't need any Spanish to get by, and everything you need is conveniently easy to find. I usually get tired of it after 3 days there because I tend to find more variety and beauty in the Capital. I will most likely be going back for a week in October as well, but I am not going to Sosua in this next trip.

[Helpmann]

How do you guys deal with chicas that come up to you completely unsolicited and refuse to go away...

The only true "puta repellent" that I know of is another woman.

Nevertheless, if I'm by myself in Boca Chica or Sosua having a drink, and some biatch tries to move on me, I politely indicate with my head and/or hand that this ain't happening. If the biatch ignores my gestures and sits down anyway, I maintain my ground, politely ignore her, and get back to the business of chica hunting. It's her country, it's her town, and this is her business. She's just trying to make a living. If she has any sense, eventually, she will get up and look for a sucker somewhere else. I don't say a word to them (perhaps a polite chuckle), but I don't lose my cool.

Nevertheless, if the biatch put her hands on me, affectionately or otherwise, I have to believe that she either has no sense or thinks that I am weak or stupid. That's when my polite smirks and gestures become evil and ugly, like I could crack my Presidente bottle over their fucking head.

-Helpmann

24 Nights in Boca Chica - Diana and Crack Wh*re (a.k.a. "So You're Going to Call the Police")
Diana

[Panman]

I ended up paying my tab and leaving my drink unfinished. I think I might be finally getting a little tired of Sosua, and the Haitians in particular. I am going to get into trouble if I give in to my urge to start angrily telling them all to go fuck themselves.

Another thing I noticed which bothered me alot was the amount of kids running around begging for money. There were times I was having a drink at some bar and as soon as I received my change for the bill I was getting tapped on my back by some kid begging. One day I let it get to me and told them rudely go away, gets old when it happens several times a day. The kids then started taunting and flipping me off, so I just had to go before one of them decided to take a step further and do something dumb. Let me not even get started on the haitian souvenir shops located on the way to the laundry lady, I just asked a NG girl I knew from my past trips to drop off and pick up my laundry for me.

The best way I was able to get rid of persistent women in Sosua was to persistently offer them 500 pesos for the deed, which seemed to turn them off quicker than throwing sand in their vagina.

[Mr Gogo]

How do you guys deal with chicas that come up to you completely unsolicited and refuse to go away?

As annoyed as I am with every motoconcho and cambio guy hounding me with every step, I can live with that. And I can stand the endless parade of unsolicited introductions from chicas every 30 secs when all I want is to sip my drink and survey the sea of chicas in front of me.

What I can't stand is the chica who won't fucking go away. I was sitting at the Merengue waiting for a friend when some chica comes and stares at me all serious and evil, no smile, no nothing but this weirdly intense asnd creepy look. I kindly told her no, but she just kept staring. After progressively terse attempts I finally started to get annoyed and told her to get the fuck away from me, at which point she made up some bullshit about how she was free to just stand there between me and the seat next to me (and stare at me like a crazy person). I mean really, has this approach ever worked?

I ended up paying my tab and leaving my drink unfinished. I think I might be finally getting a little tired of Sosua, and the Haitians in particular. I am going to get into trouble if I give in to my urge to start angrily telling them all to go fuck themselves.

2J

How about I'm in Latinos disco with my date and blow job Mary walks up rubbing her two finger's together. On top of that she's pregnant and I never banged her.

We'll she dropped to the floor yelling my name after I told her I was broke.

[Too Jaded]

How do you guys deal with chicas that come up to you completely unsolicited and refuse to go away?

As annoyed as I am with every motoconcho and cambio guy hounding me with every step, I can live with that. And I can stand the endless parade of unsolicited introductions from chicas every 30 secs when all I want is to sip my drink and survey the sea of chicas in front of me.

What I can't stand is the chica who won't fucking go away. I was sitting at the Merengue waiting for a friend when some chica comes and stares at me all serious and evil, no smile, no nothing but this weirdly intense asnd creepy look. I kindly told her no, but she just kept staring. After progressively terse attempts I finally started to get annoyed and told her to get the fuck away from me, at which point she made up some bullshit about how she was free to just stand there between me and the seat next to me (and stare at me like a crazy person). I mean really, has this approach ever worked?

I ended up paying my tab and leaving my drink unfinished. I think I might be finally getting a little tired of Sosua, and the Haitians in particular. I am going to get into trouble if I give in to my urge to start angrily telling them all to go fuck themselves.

2J

[MiamiHeatLuver]

was out in Sosua last night and I could have sworn I was in Haiti.

This is 100% correct and unfortunate if you no NOT like the Haitianas, I was just there and it seems like all the Dominicans are bitching about it but not doing shit about it. Huge huge influx since the earthquake.. It looks like now you have to live with it or just better not to go if its not your style.

[Marc Anthony]

It is true, they can be faithful and loving.... until the money runs out.

I'm sure the same would apply to my friends and relatives. Some of them might put up with me but that would strain any relationship.

[Frannie]

Understood, and I even said that upfront. And of course I got the usual reply from management about how their chicas are higher class, quality controlled, and guaranteed drug and disease free, and even said there was a money-back guarantee, blah blah. This isn't exactly a legally binding, notarized agreement so I took it all with a grain of salt.

In the end I only agreed to the ST in order to figure out the deeper mystery of this place's operation, and TLN was even more expensive (DR$1000 + DR$2500 + implied propina)!

It's all marketing, nothing more, but you can drive yourself crazy looking for the best deal in town. The most important thing is the chemistry between you and any individual chica, no matter what the circumstances of the commercial transaction. I think if you end the day feeling like you would like to get back with her again, then you have had your money's worth.

[Buscemi]

Same here. I hope it doesn't seem like I was trying to endorse them in any way; I just wanted everyone to know (and particularly the newbies like me) what the deal was if they just happen to walk into El Batey or get hassled by one of the street hustlers wearing a CMP shirt.

Just keep posting your trip report mate, great read, no need to explain yourself, just hump and have safe fun!

[Too Jaded]

Especially at those rates.

You should be able to get TLN for those prices.

Understood, and I even said that upfront. And of course I got the usual reply from management about how their chicas are higher class, quality controlled, and guaranteed drug and disease free, and even said there was a money-back guarantee, blah blah. This isn't exactly a legally binding, notarized agreement so I took it all with a grain of salt.

In the end I only agreed to the ST in order to figure out the deeper mystery of this place's operation, and TLN was even more expensive (DR$1000 + DR$2500 + implied propina)!

[Too Jaded]

Thanks TJ, I only deal with freelance chicas in Sosua.

Same here. I hope it doesn't seem like I was trying to endorse them in any way; I just wanted everyone to know (and particularly the newbies like me) what the deal was if they just happen to walk into El Batey or get hassled by one of the street hustlers wearing a CMP shirt.

[Negro562]

was out in Sosua last night and I could have sworn I was in Haiti.