Sosua Reports

[Showdown]

I'm permanently working remotely now (perhaps the only positive thing to come out of COVID) and I am dying to take a working trip. I imagine staying in a hotel and being able to walk out the door between meetings and lunchtime and grab a girl and go back to the hotel and get to work. I'd like to go to Bogota but it seems they have alot of restrictions there so I was thinking of Sosua for this purpose. Any thoughts on this plan? Perhaps Boca Chica would be better? I'd like to stay in a nice place that has good wifi (need this for work).

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[Sam 14]

Sanchez, parking for Sosua Beach is a long the busy highway as you probably know by now, then you walk down the hill to the beach. Alicia is a nicer beach but Sosua is where the hookers roam in the afternoon. Then as Kong noted, in the evening it moves to the streets around town.

Don't know about local grub but by far the best restaurant I found is up the hill from Playero Supermarket. Hispanolia overlooks the golf course for a great ocean view. Try the tuna, it's insane. And ask for some garlic butter sauce for sopping, and mushroom gravy for the potatoes.

My experience on Tinder is opposite Kong's, it's mostly all players. Make sure your distance is set within just a few miles, obviously, but the search automatically widens as you go through the ones closest. A lot of them live in Sosua Abajo and Montellano, which arent that far, they can take a motorcycle. You might want to pay the 30 bucks to see who "liked" you. Also that lets you change your location to the next place you'll be to get a running start.

Personally, I like the beaches better in Sosua, but I think Puerto Plata is a lot better for good poon. Especially since you have transportation, you need that to get around the town. There's a ton of them on Cupid, better quality in my opinion than Sosua, where they are much more hard-core and overpriced. The beach in Puerto Plata is windy as hell whereas Sosua and Alicia are protected (the time of year I was there). But the strip of beach along Costembar is nice. It's good to bounce back-and-forth for a week at a time if you can.

[KingKongMen]

The best places to meet mangoes in Sosua are:

Pedro Clisante. They have a lot of bars, restaurant, Chica friendly hotel and girls walking in the street. Ahnvee is also in Pedro Clisante. Same girls in Ahnvee wiil be in the areas.

Sosua Beach: Fast Freddies on Sosua Beach if you want great sea food / You will see both pro and non pro there. Best time is from 2 PM-5 PM. After 5 PM go to Pedro Clisante. I have not tried tried the other beaches yet but I will try them next week.

I would not recommend to use Tinder for chicas in Sosua. It is a waste of time unless you are looking for a relationship. I been in DR for 2 weeks now and I did not try to meet any girls from tinder.

Hola h

Just arrived in POP a few days ago for a quick 2 week recon trip. First time in DR, staying in the Cabarete area but I rented a car which has definitely come in handy so far. Road and drivers aren't too bad, if you've driven in Mexico or CR or Bali then it's pretty much the same.

Finally had a chance to check out Sosua this afternoon but only for a bit. Decent talent out in the sweltering heat around 4 pm, but I imagine there's a lot more ladies out and about further in the evening. I got one chica's number that had massive tits, they looked real to me and her two friends were pretty cute too. I'll be checking out Sosua more thoroughly tomorrow (Friday) when I have more time, I'm traveling solo per usual so if anyone wants to grab a drink and chew the fat the first beers on me. Hopefully check out the talent at Ahnvee and Valeria as well. Feel free to PM me.

Quick question I haven't seen addressed in the forum yet: Does anyone have any advice on where to park when visiting Sosua? I don't mind paying a reasonable fee, I saw that Capt Bailee's had a parquedero so that's my only lead so far..

[Mr Enternational]

I got one chica's number that had massive tits, they looked real to me

In DR you will not really find women with fake tits unless it is on a sculpted out glamour girl that you could find in Santo Domingo. If you find fake body parts then they will be on Venezuelan or Colombian immigrants. The 99.9% Sosua chick is poor and could not even afford such surgery.

Does anyone have any advice on where to park when visiting Sosua?

Any space you see on the street where your car will fit.

I was checking Tinder and noticed most of the girls seem to be located 25 or more miles away at a nearby college or something.

The chicks on Tinder are not at a nearby college. They are just in the other direction at home in the city of Puerto Plata.

[OldKool]

!st parking is free and you park all most any where. Sosua has good food. Bailey offer good food and is a stomping ground for women. Rumbas and Ahnvee are the 2 best spots for meeting women and the beach. Just remember almost any woman you see is a potential bed mate.

Hola hombres,

Just arrived in POP a few days ago for a quick 2 week recon trip. First time in DR, staying in the Cabarete area but I rented a car which has definitely come in handy so far. Road and drivers aren't too bad, if you've driven in Mexico or CR or Bali then it's pretty much the same.

Finally had a chance to check out Sosua this afternoon but only for a bit. Decent talent out in the sweltering heat around 4 pm, but I imagine there's a lot more ladies out and about further in the evening. I got one chica's number that had massive tits, they looked real to me and her two friends were pretty cute too. I'll be checking out Sosua more thoroughly tomorrow (Friday) when I have more time, I'm traveling solo per usual so if anyone wants to grab a drink and chew the fat the first beers on me. Hopefully check out the talent at Ahnvee and Valeria as well. Feel free to PM me.

Quick question I haven't seen addressed in the forum yet: Does anyone have any advice on where to park when visiting Sosua? I don't mind paying a reasonable fee, I saw that Capt Bailee's had a parquedero so that's my only lead so far.

Also, any advice on where to eat? Everything has been lackluster so far, I thought Colombia was bad but the DR is definitely giving it a run for its money. So far I tried pretty decent wings at Crazy Ranch, an ok seafood bowl at Fresh Fresh, and pretty disappointing food at Cafe Tropical cafeteria. I'd love to try some authentic local food that's reasonably sanitary but I'm open to any and all suggestions. There seem to be some nice trendy cafes in Cabarete but I feel silly traveling all the way to the Caribbean and eating gringo food.

One other quick note, I was checking Tinder and noticed most of the girls seem to be located 25 or more miles away at a nearby college or something. Matched with one chick nearby who said she came to Sosua to work for the weekend but her pictures were nothing to get excited about. And besides, most of the girls on Tinder seemed like normal girls, not as many obvious prepagos like in Medellin. Is there any online action here at all or is it all in the streets and bars basically? Unless you live here I imagine of course.

[MSanchez]

Hola hombres,

Just arrived in POP a few days ago for a quick 2 week recon trip. First time in DR, staying in the Cabarete area but I rented a car which has definitely come in handy so far. Road and drivers aren't too bad, if you've driven in Mexico or CR or Bali then it's pretty much the same.

Finally had a chance to check out Sosua this afternoon but only for a bit. Decent talent out in the sweltering heat around 4 pm, but I imagine there's a lot more ladies out and about further in the evening. I got one chica's number that had massive tits, they looked real to me and her two friends were pretty cute too. I'll be checking out Sosua more thoroughly tomorrow (Friday) when I have more time, I'm traveling solo per usual so if anyone wants to grab a drink and chew the fat the first beers on me. Hopefully check out the talent at Ahnvee and Valeria as well. Feel free to PM me.

Quick question I haven't seen addressed in the forum yet: Does anyone have any advice on where to park when visiting Sosua? I don't mind paying a reasonable fee, I saw that Capt Bailee's had a parquedero so that's my only lead so far.

Also, any advice on where to eat? Everything has been lackluster so far, I thought Colombia was bad but the DR is definitely giving it a run for its money. So far I tried pretty decent wings at Crazy Ranch, an ok seafood bowl at Fresh Fresh, and pretty disappointing food at Cafe Tropical cafeteria. I'd love to try some authentic local food that's reasonably sanitary but I'm open to any and all suggestions. There seem to be some nice trendy cafes in Cabarete but I feel silly traveling all the way to the Caribbean and eating gringo food.

One other quick note, I was checking Tinder and noticed most of the girls seem to be located 25 or more miles away at a nearby college or something. Matched with one chick nearby who said she came to Sosua to work for the weekend but her pictures were nothing to get excited about. And besides, most of the girls on Tinder seemed like normal girls, not as many obvious prepagos like in Medellin. Is there any online action here at all or is it all in the streets and bars basically? Unless you live here I imagine of course.

[OldKool]

I feel very fortunate to have survived. Honestly watching on coming cars coming while passing.

I was powerless. Never a good thing.

LOL. OK at least you got a good story to tell out of it!

[Xpartan]

Females generally iniate confrontation and men pay the price.

That may be, but insane DR driving habits are definitely not a gender thing. Years ago, a fellow monger introduced me to his friend, a retired colonel in Santiago. One day, he took us to the army base at the top of some hill for some national holiday party. Which was fun, but on the way back, down those pitch-dark windy mountain lane, he's nursing a cigarette in one hand, rum in a plastic cup in another, all the while talking to my buddy in the back seat and steering with his knees at some points. I'll never forget this ride.

[Mr Enternational]

The driver had one of the worst cases of ADHD I have ever seen. Her focus was every where but driving. I am glad that I did not have to put hands on her.

LOL. OK at least you got a good story to tell out of it!

[OldKool]

No she was not a friend. She like most Dominicans I know will take advantage when they get a chance. I was being a friend to her. I thought it could be a win win. She used me as much as she could. I was in a bad position. I did not wnt to miss my flight and did not have many options. I actually considered calling a Uber in Santiago. My total cost was closer to 5000 pesos. !0 times what the bus cost but less then 50% of a cab. The driver and the other female in the car were fussing with one another so I moved to front seat. The driver had one of the worst cases of ADHD I have ever seen. Her focus was every where but driving. I am glad that I did not have to put hands on her. Females generally iniate confrontation and men pay the price.

A 3000 plus Learning lesson. She wanted you to pay for her car being clean. You bought extra cigarettes and beer for their habits. She wanted more money for gas. She wasn't a friend in my eyes.

[GrownMan1]

She stops at a gas station to jack me for 1000 pesos more. Before we get to gate she wants to know how I will pax for car cleaning. Said not my responsibility. The. Good news got airport in time but the experience tooks years off my life. Rule never allow your self to be under a DR chicas control. It could have gone much worse. I learned what I knew will miss a chance to screw no matter how cool you are with then.

A 3000 plus Learning lesson. She wanted you to pay for her car being clean. You bought extra cigarettes and beer for their habits. She wanted more money for gas. She wasn't a friend in my eyes.

[OldKool]

I spent couple of days SD then caught bus to Sosua. It was nothing the good old days but there enough a tion to make it work. Had a couple winners and some not so great. My never again was catching a ride to SD with a girl I knew. The deal I buy 2000 pesos for gas she drives wi win. Naaaaaaa. I said leave by 730. She comes at 650 great start and she has friend looking good. From here eberthing goes down hill. She takes the scenics route to Santiago. 30 miles curved dirt roads. She is driving 30 mph was because she poster child for distracted driving.

Lighting cigarettes joints drinking beer while talking on phone. Scared shitless would desribe my mood. She stopped for beer smokes. Which made me nervioso for my flight. She has a very nice almost new car but the over heating came on. We at gas station to check it out more time. On the road again a road crew sprays asphaut on carcovering front window a bit. We some help from locals on side of road. This before we get to Santiago. Once in Santiago we stop again a car to clean window car tic tic getting nervous. Why didn't catch 6 am caribe for 500 pesos. I figured 2000 pesos riding in comfort fair. My driver is now in afoul mood she loves her car.

She claims she has no money so I am buying the beer cigarrettes and tipping. She is of the opinion I should pay to clean her car.

Once by Santiago the roads were good. She went from 30 75 passing cars on shoulders and passing I to headon traffic. We get to airport 2 hours before flight.

She stops at a gas station to jack me for 1000 pesos more. Before we get to gate she wants to know how I will pax for car cleaning. Said not my responsibility. The. Good news got airport in time but the experience tooks years off my life. Rule never allow your self to be under a DR chicas control. It could have gone much worse. I learned what I knew will miss a chance to screw no matter how cool you are with then.

[OldKool]

I spent couple of days SD then caught bus to Sosua. It was nothing like the good old days but there enough action to make it work. Had a couple winners and some not so great. My never again was catching a ride to SD with a girl I knew. The deal I buy 2000 pesos for gas she drives win win. Naaaaaaa. I said leave by 730. She comes at 650 great start and she has friend looking good. From here everthing goes down hill. She takes the scenics route to Santiago. 30 miles curved dirt roads. She is driving 30 mph she is the poster child for distracted driving.

Lighting cigarettes joints drinking beer while talking on phone. Scared shitless would desribe my mood. She stopped for beer smokes. Which made me nervioso for my flight. She has a very nice almost new car but the car over heating alarm came on. We go to a gas station to check it out more time. On the road again a road crew sprays asphaut on car covering front window a bit. We get some help from locals on side of road. This before we get to Santiago. Once in Santiago we stop again at a carwash to clean window car tic tic getting nervous. Why didn't catch 6 am caribe for 500 pesos. I figured 2000 pesos riding in comfort fair. My driver is now in afoul mood she loves her car.

She claims she has no money so I am buying the beer cigarrettes and tipping. She is of the opinion I should pay to clean her car.

Once by Santiago the roads were good. She went from 30 75 passing cars on shoulders and passing headon traffic. We get to airport 2 hours before flight.

She stops at a gas station to jack me for 1000 pesos more for gas. Before we get to gate she wants to know how I will pay for car cleaning. Said not my responsibility. The. Good news got airport in time but the experience tooks years off my life. Rule never allow your self to be under a DR chicas control. It could have gone much worse. I learned what I knew will miss a chance to screw no matter how cool you are with then. I thought i was in a Saturday night live skit.

[JoeRoc]

Especially 4:04 I can't believe that ass is real.

Thank you for sharing that video. I saw a few girls from the video. The best ways to do it is to get the girls number and hit them up when you need them, it's best to snap a pic of them so you can remember who they are. I plan to see 4:04 when I get back to Sousa next week. I had a great time with 4:43. It was hard to get the girl's at 1300 attention. I saw her and two different occasions and the men keep her busy. One guy who was talking to her told me that she will be busy for the next 2 weeks.

Are there any other Resorts just like that in DR. Let me know so I can try them. I'll be in DR for the next two months.

[Tempoecorto]

It was hard to get the girl's at 1300 attention.

Evidently different things draw different people's penis' attention. But what I thought was funny was the fat guy in green. He would have a heart attack, working on all those phone numbers he is getting.