Sosua Reports

[SavePros321]

It keeps the wife away from the tennis pro, the dentist, The insurance Salesman and everyone else she was bangin while you were in Sosua!

LOL, Now there's a thought!

Some of you may actually be doing your wives a favor when you go on your "business trips."

Wife (to young male fitness instructor): "Jesus, I thought he'd never leave!"

Male Instructor (snickering): "Does this mean that you plan on scheduling more one-on-one personal sessions with me?"

Wife: Well not if you plan on charging me for them.

The two break out into laughter.

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I think I've got Desperate Housewives next espisode!

[Fantasy]

It keeps the wife away from the tennis pro, the dentist, The insurance Salesman and everyone else she was bangin while you were in Sosua!

[Rodeo9112]

If I recall correctly she'll go for 2500, as do most to all of the bartenders there.

Yessss! That ass has GOT to be worth it!

[TeamHorny]

So your wife sent you off to have some "guy time" (essentially to enjoy yourself), but when you did, and continue to do so, she is resenting it and wants you to stop... Huhmpf!

My suggestion is to off to take her, right on Pedro Clisante and sit there with the nightly parade. Eyeball the chicas, let them come up, flirt, etc., then look her straight in the eye and make her an offer: Step up, or go get on the plane back home and meet her there when you are finished. If she doesn't want sex, to act sexual, or whatever, why should it matter that you find that somewhere else. She can still wash your dirty underwear and cook for you....

- you may want to protect your bank accounts first, best advice I EVER GOT before divorce was to "tie all my money up in cash". -

I agree I know everyones situation is different but I agree, take your wife with you. I did it with my wife, I told her life is short and now she goes with me and is on the team. I do make sure I put her first in everything we do. I compliment her, I let her pick out the girls and Its all good for me. Me and the wife and all the hot chicks i can handle. No lying no cheating its all good.

We have done BB's twice and will be in Sosua in July lovin it. Any cheaters PM and I can share my married experiences. Believe it or not the wives like to feel sexy and are horny too, You can enhance you and you wifes sex lifes.

just my 2 cents

[Bobsthrobbinknob]

...... my wife catching on to the DR and Brazil thing from other bitter bitches in the US. ..... I have to go to. ..... I was about to leave my wife, because she didn't pay any attention to me and she suggest that I go with the fella and have guy time. Little that she know we never had sooooo much fun in our life.......

So your wife sent you off to have some "guy time" (essentially to enjoy yourself), but when you did, and continue to do so, she is resenting it and wants you to stop... Huhmpf!

My suggestion is to off to take her, right on Pedro Clisante and sit there with the nightly parade. Eyeball the chicas, let them come up, flirt, etc., then look her straight in the eye and make her an offer: Step up, or go get on the plane back home and meet her there when you are finished. If she doesn't want sex, to act sexual, or whatever, why should it matter that you find that somewhere else. She can still wash your dirty underwear and cook for you....

- you may want to protect your bank accounts first, best advice I EVER GOT before divorce was to "tie all my money up in cash". -

[Mr Enternational]

Has anyone had any luck with the barrista Sandra at the bar below Classico's? How have your attempts turned out? Is she available (freely or with some work)? I've talked to her a few times and she seems cool, but I never swooped in for the kill. She kinda seems like she isn't into P4P, but of course, someone will say they all are. Just looking for any experiences/advice on this one; I'm thinking of making her my project for my next trip.
Rodeo

If I recall correctly she'll go for 2500, as do most to all of the bartenders there.

[Buscemi]

As Dorothy said, Toto, there's no place like Sosua!

[Fantasy]

Hey M C B,

Sosua is one of a kind. I spend many a trips looking for its equal all over central and South America. Not found it yet, but I will die trying!!

If you just want quality, head for San Jose. No GFE, a little more pricey but cheap flights and cheap hotels make up for the higher priced girls. besides, you have a wife for GFE. Head on over to the Costa Rica board and start reading!! If you like the wash, rinse and repeat lifestyle, heard to Campo Allegre on the Island of Curacao. Now don't you Curacao lovers attack me, I happen to hate feeling like I am at the tag office with four guys waiting for their number to be called!!! Panama City is another option, La Bodegita, Habanos and the Casino at the Veneto are all good places to find "Love" there. GOOD LUCK!

[Fantasy]

i was just referring to what the subject matter was...... Hey, we all do it once and a while. I can tell you I have been the idiot I describe more than once. But we are all entitled to mistakes, aren't we?

[Mr Gogo]

And their is no replacement for "Time on the Ground". In Sosua they have Booze. In close proximity to Sosua they have safe havens called "Cabanas".

They also have naturally horny young (purfume and clothing loving) Latina girls dating over 50 y. O. Guys who are gone more than they are there. If you spend enough time (Maybe two months during the winter), in Sosua as I have, Anything, and anyone is possible. Please trust me on this one! One thing that helps is to create the illusion that you have more to lose than they do, if anyone finds out. This approach takes time. But no one said you can't discreetly bang others while your waiting! One thing to remember is that these girls make unscheduled stops in the Discos after work. So if you are seen half drunk and hanging on a *****, you are toast. If you have game, and can organize your nightly fuck in a very discreet manner, and save the tongue action for your apartment, you will have a chance.

Mongers who want to catch the "big" fish should always save their hand holding and passionate activities for the privacy of your pad. Nothing at all good comes from public displays in the Disco!

You picked me because I'm that drunk guy in the disco hanging with a chica in sosua. But your post count tells me you know what your talking about. And now I understand the "big fish" want that guy they think is a prize catch.

[Fantasy]

I didnt want to put that out there,but you are correct.Ive actually talked to him at baileys,cool dude.Ive actually asked him to hook me up with the sister,but he said as long as i run around sosua fucking other girls they wont even consider it.

And their is no replacement for "Time on the Ground". In Sosua they have Booze. In close proximity to Sosua they have safe havens called "Cabanas".
They also have naturally horny young (purfume and clothing loving) Latina girls dating over 50 y.o. guys who are gone more than they are there. If you spend enough time (Maybe two months during the winter), in Sosua as I have, Anything, and anyone is possible. Please trust me on this one! One thing that helps is to create the illusion that you have more to lose than they do, if anyone finds out. This approach takes time. But no one said you can't discreetly bang others while your waiting!! One thing to remember is that these girls make unscheduled stops in the Discos after work. So if you are seen half drunk and hanging on a *****, you are toast. If you have game, and can organize your nightly fuck in a very discreet manner, and save the tongue action for your apartment, you will have a chance.
Mongers who want to catch the "big" fish should always save their hand holding and passionate activities for the privacy of your pad. Nothing at all good comes from public displays in the Disco!

[Man Can Bang]

Hey fella,

Pound for pound Sosua is the bomb. But my wife catching on to the DR and Brazil thing from other bitter bitches in the US. Are there any places under a 6 hr plane ride that simlar to Sosua. I would not had find Sosua if it had not been for your guys, I love you man. I been to Sosua 4 year in a round and now I got to hang with her in 2010, but if their is a place like Sosua please tell me were the report I have to go to. Oh another thing Mexico women don't do nothing for me. I would like to thank you guy for telling me about Sosua, because in 2005 I was about to leave my wife, because she didn't pay any attention to me and she suggest that I go with the fella and have guy time. Little that she know we never had sooooo much fun in our life. I just like to ask you guy are there any other place similar to sosua. Thank guys PS: my wife sould thank you'll, ha ha ha.

[Woody514]

Does anyone know if the barmaid named Lisa or Millisa still work there. I tried to get with her on my last night back in February, but it did not work out! She is one beautiful girl. Stop by there one day and check her out. She works from 7 pm until 3 am. Just looking at her makes the beer taste better!

[Mr Gogo]

I tried talking to one of them 2 months ago. A really hot brunnette. She told me she has a boyfriend pilot who is in his late 50s and works for one of the major airlines. Doing the math I doubt she would want to screw that up for a one night fling. One of the other girls would definitely drop a dime on her if they could.

be safe!

I didnt want to put that out there,but you are correct.Ive actually talked to him at baileys,cool dude.Ive actually asked him to hook me up with the sister,but he said as long as i run around sosua fucking other girls they wont even consider it.

[Jiggafiedjosh]

Does that bartender Yanet or something still work there?

Thin chick 19 and no kids.