Sosua Reports

[Sidney]

Have been mostly seeking the best looking chicas, most of which give average sex. Today I did a ''nooner'' with a #7. Great provider, cheap, 4'' tongue, 1 hour of bbbjs and DFK, Julie. Live and learn again!

[Freetime]

I have my first trip there in about two weeks. Find your reports to be full of good info. Keep them coming!

[Victor Lazlo]

It doesn't really matter to me. I know who and what I am.

To Ford and Frannie, I'd like to say that once again I am impressed by what caballeros we "mongers" can sometimes be.

[Mr Enternational]

I walked down the street "taking the temperature" at each bar as I went along. Being a Sosua virgin I didn't know how things worked there. However, being a world-class monger I had no worries. I ended up settling on the side walk in front of the bar at the entrance to Latino's (which I remained ignorant of until the following night). I sat back and observed. Anything female had a price. It seemed the bartenders were thought of as premium and commanded the most money. And there were several who were indeed stunners. One of my friends made the acquaintance of a deaf or mute young lady. She was very nice. They seemed to understand each other quite well although he is a non-Spanish-speaking Puerto Rican and he sure as hell doesn't know sign language. It seemed that at that point she had put a LoJack on him because no matter what inconspicuous places we were in for the rest of the weekend she would always pop up.

Time was passing so I called my non-pro (Girl A) to see how close she was to the hotel. She told me 10 minutes. When I hung up she called back in no more than 20 seconds saying that she had arrived and the hotel and was in the lobby. I told her that I was walking the street and would arrive back at the hotel in about 5 minutes. It just so happens that a friend of mine met her coworker (Girl B) on an internet site and she had brought her along to meet him. Before I arrived they went to his room (he had called and given her his information earlier in the day) but he was not in. They tried calling his cell but it was turned off. I told them that I had no idea where he was. But of course I knew all the while.

Girl A appologized for it taking so long for her to arrive but said that they had been detained by the police for two hours because one of her headlights was out. She said that he was calling everywhere from Santiago to Santo Domingo, for what reason she did not know. She verbally offered him money but he did not want to accept. Then she handed him a one-thousand-peso bill which he gladly accpeted and let her go. I looked under the hood and told her that we would put in a new light the first thing in the morning. Although she said how much the past event was eating at her she was a bit non-chalant about my offer.

We stood outside at her car while the mosquitos feasted on my fresh blood. Just then my friend walks across the street and into the hotel with a tasty delight. Girl B was facing away from the hotel with her back against the car so I was pretty sure that she did not see him. Me and Girl A were facing the car and the hotel so I was quite sure that she had seen a gentleman and a young lady but I was not sure if she knew that it was my friend. But as tall as he is he is unmistakeable. We went into my hotel for a few minutes then Girl A said that she wanted something to drink. I still had not had a chance to stock my reefer so she insisted on making a trip to the store.

I told her that they should go ahead and I would wait in the room. She insisted that I come as well. I made up a lie and told her that I didn't want to come because I had to use the bathroom. That didn't work either. She told me that they would wait outside. The bedroom of my hotel suite had a door leading into the courtyard where the pool is. I figured I could go that way to my friend's room to tell him what was going on. I turned the light on in the bathroom and closed the door. Then I went into the bedroom to try to exit into the courtyard. The door was locked and the key would not work with it. Come to find out that only the maid has access through the damn door. O well. I go to the store with them and we also hit the beach for about 10 minutes.

When we arrived at my room I told them that I would be right back. I ran up and told my friend what the deal was. He was just wrapping up with the honey and told me of her milky tits. He said he would be down in 10 minutes. I stopped back by the front desk and got minicups to bring back with me as my excuse for leaving the ladies. When my friend showed up Girl A could not stop laughing. I kept asking why she was laughing but she would not tell me. Then she finally said that she was laughing because Girl B had seen my friend go to his room with the chica. I just shrugged it off. My friend finally took Girl B to his room and out of the way of my groove. I handled things until 1:30am when it was time for them to leave on their 1 hour journey home. She promised to come by the next morning so we could go out.

By now you know my style. I am not the type to sleep alone so I needed a bed warmer. The hunt was on. I high tailed it back down to the bar in front of Latino's and continued to feel things out. Then I walked in front of Classico's where I saw my cousin. He was pretty much lit but called me over to the side of the bar to meet a couple of chicas. One of them would have been okay except for "the damn eyebrow thing." I mean all I could think of was waking up next to the chick after her drawn eyebrows had worn off during the night and she scaring the shit out of me. I could not hack it.

I went back curbside while 2am approached. That is when I met Girl C. She was nice and basic. A beautiful young lady without makeup or fancy clothes. She introduced herself to me and I held on to her hand for a while. She said that she was a med school student from Santiago and it was her first night in Sosua as well. She was there because she needed money for school. Her cousin was her link into that world. She told me that it was two o'clock and everything was about to close. She wanted to know what I was going to do. I asked her how much she wanted. Her reply, "100 US." WTF? Do they all go the same class to learn this reply? Right then I threw her hand away from mine. I ignored her for a while as I talked to my friends and watched the other cuties. She interrupted my gazing by telling me that she really liked me. I said yeah whatever. I will be ready to talk as soon as you want to be serious. She asked what I meant. I told her that I was not about to give her 100 US. She reminded me that it was her first time there and she did not know how things worked but she really liked me. She asked how much I would give her. I said 1000 pesos for the whole night. She agreed without blinking. The sidewalk was getting pretty crowded. I bid my friends adieu and told them that I had made my choice and would see them in the morning.

[Mr Enternational]

It doesn't really matter to me. I know who and what I am.

I guess as long as you don't mind them calling you what they think you are, and you don't mind us calling you what we think you are, then everyone is happy.

Now what do you think they think you are? And what do you think we think you are?

[Frannie]

Yeah but I like to really lay it out there and shock the shit out of them. So I come right out and say puta. Of course most of them don't consider themselves as such even though that is exactly what they are. They would rather consider themselves on a level above. But whether 5 star escort or crack *****, they are all fucking for money. If it has 4 wheels, 2 doors, and an engine I'm going to call it a car. But I still won't argue if you would rather call only some cars while calling others automobiles.

I guess as long as you don't mind them calling you what they think you are, and you don't mind us calling you what we think you are, then everyone is happy.

Now what do you think they think you are? And what do you think we think you are?

[Ford]

You said "I asked her several times why she is a puta? But each time she denied that she was. I didn't ask her what name she'd prefer..........."

........I was giving you a name she might prefer.

(I didn't know that this is alittle game you play with the working girls - you never said that.)

[Mr Enternational]

Yeah but I like to really lay it out there and shock the shit out of them. So I come right out and say puta. Of course most of them don't consider themselves as such even though that is exactly what they are. They would rather consider themselves on a level above. But whether 5 star escort or crack *****, they are all fucking for money. If it has 4 wheels, 2 doors, and an engine I'm going to call it a car. But I still won't argue if you would rather call only some cars while calling others automobiles.

"Puta" is a very derrogatory word. Even women who admittedly sleep with men for money as their full means of support still don't want to be referred too as "putas."

Here's a fun word.....instead of "puta" try using "emprendedora"

It means "enterprising female." In the past in places like SDQ for example, after I've established that the girls that I'm talking too make themselves available at times for p4p, I'll remark "so in other words you are all emprendedoras?"

The girls will laugh and clap their hands and smile and say,

"¡Sí eso es cierto! Somos hembras emprendedoras!!"

[Ford]

Mr Enternational,

Very nice report! The first installment of your Sosua trip report, gives us a good feel for the atmosphere on the northcoast on a typical day.

Also, you certainly "called" that restaurant correct that the tout gave you. $10 cheeseburgers! I'm really trying to rack my brain and come up with one place....in any country I've ever been, that was recommended by a tout and turned out to be a good value. Can't think of one.

"Puta" is a very derrogatory word. Even women who admittedly sleep with men for money as their full means of support still don't want to be referred too as "putas."

Here's a fun word.....instead of "puta" try using "emprendedora"

It means "enterprising female." In the past in places like SDQ for example, after I've established that the girls that I'm talking too make themselves available at times for p4p, I'll remark "so in other words you are all emprendedoras?"

The girls will laugh and clap their hands and smile and say,

"¡Sí eso es cierto! Somos hembras emprendedoras!!"

[Mr Enternational]

me and 7 friends arrived at hotel plaza europa. we were greeted (damn near attacked) by a chick named daisy who was hanging out in front. there were several more women in the bullpen but the only one who sticks out is the one who may have been a candidate if she had not shaved off her eyebrows only to draw a thick set of fake ones in their place. we put our things into our rooms and gathered to go on a hunt for food. on the way, i asked the little youngster haitian touts to take me to the verizon store. when that mission was complete i gave 30 pesos to whoever grabbed first. inside the verizon store the lady tested my quad band to see if it would pick up service. it did. however she said that i would have to go to the phone center at the grocery store in order to buy a chip and have it activated.

a gentleman who worked in the verizon store was kind enough to lead us to the grocery store. he packed what appeared to be a pistol with a homemade handle in his right pocket. inside the store there were two cell phone booths. the one i needed was claro. i was the third person in line but ended up waiting about 45 minutes due to the difficulties of the first lady in line and there only being one representative. i ended up buying a sim chip for 290 pesos and a card for an additional 200 pesos. i tried to add minutes via the spanish line many times and each time it would tell me that the secret number was invalid. i tried the english line a few times and it told me the same thing. i was very frustrated but decided to go back to the spanish line. then it worked. it was time to call up my non-pros and fit them into my tight schedule.

my friend insisted on stopping into a restaurant on the beach that a tout had directed us to despite my warning that it would be a rip-off as it always is. we sat down and a gentleman brought menus to us. 390 pesos for a cheeseburger? fuck y'all we are out of here. when we exited the beach onto the asphalt and walked up the hill some babes in a blue sport truck passed us in the other direction. the driver was smoking so i flagged them down. not wanting to block traffic she drove down the hill and made a u-turn. i leaned into the driver's window and admired her implants. the said they didn't have any plans so they invited us to come with them. me, my cousin, and another friend squeezed ourselves into the vehicle with the four ladies while 3 of my other friends kept walking. the driver was from santo domingo and had no idea where to go for food. i said fuck it, let's go to puerto plata. from the back seat i continuously rubbed the driver's left arm and shoulder while i kissed on the chick who was next to me in the back seat. we finally arrived at a restaurant on the waterfront in puerto plata.

when the driver got out of the vehicle we were in awe. she was fucking fine, with washboard abs. it felt like a plastic board was implanted in her abdomen. she refused to order food saying that she didn't want to get fat. the rest of us ate, drank and were merry to a tune of 800 pesos that was split 3 ways among the guys. while we ate i tried to pick the driver. i asked the usual: who do you live with, what do you do. she finally told me that her brother is very popular in puerto plata and she comes from santo domingo twice a month to make money fucking. she says she lives with her mom and her son and that the car is a rental. i asked her several times why she is a "puta" but each time she denies being a puta. i never asked what term she prefered. i asked her what her rates were. she said 100 us. for the rest of the trip that seemed to be the first rate that would come out of any girl's mouth. from that time on i was quiet with her. i was not about to give her 100 us and i didn't even feel like negotiating although i am a master at it.

when we left the restaurant the truck was riding on fumes. she asked where we wanted to go and we told her back to the hotel in sosua. my friends planned on getting busy with the girls they had. we stopped into a gas station and she asked for money for gas. we scraped up 300 pesos for 2 gallons of gas. we we left the gas station she pulled over and wanted us to get out because she didn't want to drive all the way back to sosua. her friends argued with her because they thought they were going to go back and get paid from us. she finally gave in and drove the 35 minutes back to sosua. when we arrived my friend decided not to take his girl for whatever reason and my cousin's girl gave a warning that she was bleeding so he some way blew her off and snuck off to his room with the girl my friend had had. the damage was 1200 pesos according to him. the bleeding one continued to ask where he was but we actually had no idea until he told us later. she sat outside his door for about two hours waiting for him. the one who was next to me in the back seat disappeared as soon as everyone got out of the truck. it was a shame because i actually wanted to hit it as an appetizer. the driver rolled up the windows in the car and did a wonder woman. she changed her clothes and when she got out she was even more banging than before. she talked on her cell a few minutes then jumped in the ride and left. one of my non-pros called saying she was on the way.

[Escort King]

Ups sorry the disco I mean is of course in Playa Chiquita not Playa Dorado outside of the center (El Batey) from Sosua.

Has to be Chiquita... Dorado is near the airport

[Ben Hur]

Now since the casino in Playa Dorado has also a disco who is open much longer, many of the girls who haven't find a man till the bars close, go there to find her luck. Before it was a little better, as when the bars have to close you could get a girl for a good price, as they didn't had any other possibility to find a man.

Ups sorry the disco I mean is of course in Playa Chiquita not Playa Dorado outside of the center (El Batey) from Sosua.

[Ben Hur]

Has the violence from Cabarete spill over to Sosua? There seems to be a lot of reports on DR1 about robberies in Cabarete? I think these are house robberies. I'm not sure if they are robberies against tourists walking down the street?

The time I was there I didn't hear anyting about real robberies in Sosua.

[John Jr]

If you have any info on MRSA in the DR please contact me .

John JR

[DR Monger II]

Has the violence from Cabarete spill over to Sosua? There seems to be a lot of reports on DR1 about robberies in Cabarete? I think these are house robberies. I'm not sure if they are robberies against tourists walking down the street?