Sosua Reports

[Mongmann]

Ooh for Gods sake. Another douchebag that wasted bandwith and come to the Sosua board just to talk about how bad it is and how they not going to reveal where they go because sosua folks might blah blah blah. Disappointing, but not unexpected. * Seriously are you reading from the "why I hate sosua" script. Because I could've sworn I heard someone write this 10 yrs ago. Ooh well folks, just another day on the Sosua board so carry-on. I know I shouldn't have fed the troll but I was bored so I apologize now for when he replies back (hopefully it won't be 3 page essay reply) and waste more bandwith on the sosua board.

On a brighter note, good to see that this small little beach town is still alive and kicking because folks wouldn't keep talking about a town that's dead.

Alive and kicking? 😂128514;128514; I was literally on here and noticed that this thread was regularly being updated in my saved threads. I said holy shit there are still people going to Sosua? Sorry to hurt your feelings but this place has been a shit hole for years. My last trip there like a few years ago just had me shaking my head. To say it's a shell of itself is a huge understatement. I really feel sorry for anyone that thinks this place is a good look. But carry on, enjoy your great time.

[InsolentSpike]

. I hope this helps.

Grownman1.

Thank you so much for your response.

1. I made sure that the hotel I booked was guest friendly but you're right I should have split it into different ones in case it doesn't work out in my favor. First mistake.

2. I asked around and messaged certain youtubers and IG folks what the current rates are and that's what they gave me. Mistake number 2 as they are likely getting a commission from those girls. Good thing is I didn't agree to any meetings with the girls just simply asked. I didn't get into details with them for what the $100 would cover and I now see that it won't workout for me in the end thanks to you, Mr Enternational and Coolie High. I certainly won't be making the mistake of paying $100!

2000 - 3500 (PESOS) ST. And 3000 - 5000 tln. Thank you for these numbers. I will not budge from these numbers and if the girls don't agree then hey more money in my pocket at the end. I was actually thinking of increasing my budget after getting the $100 suggestions but now I will be able to stick to my original budget thanks to you all!

3. Yes I did see that video and how the police had to get involved. Definitely don't want that happening which shouldn't now thanks to you three!

Once again thank you so much Grownman1 for this response. I will make many adjustments to my plan now after reading all of your excellent pointers.

Thank you also to Mr Entertainment and Coolie High for all of your help as well.

I can't wait to land in Sosua and apply all that you have recommend to me.

Thanks again everyone!

[GrownMan1]

I can tell you've been there a long time, you've developed an allergy to question marks. (Joke).

That sounds about right. I've said it before but I always target the ones looking for a relationship, and my profile says I'm looking for a relationship. Why? Because when a chick comes to me, I want her to come to me because she wants to, not only because she's getting paid. (I'm not anti-prostitution, I'm 100% pro but there's a time and place for everything). I'm saying her expectations can and usually be easily changed without having to be lied to. Most of the time they're just shooting high anyway.

I tell you you were missed Mr E are the worst kind. These poor chicas I think they're getting a guy who's looking for a serious relationship, and you guys playing on "loving them and leaving them" just like the rest of us. The difference between some of us and you guys is no bullshitting. It's all business and understanding with us. Jabbing Jokes.

I tell you if some of those Doctors, dentists, lawyers, pilots, astronauts, first ladies, scientist and everything else under the moon chicas Mr E has knew how many he really had; They would hang a warning picture of him in every airport from Maine to Spain. 16 years on Cupid looking for the serious ones and you don't plan on being serious! My ninja.

That's too much energy for me. I smoke weed. I stick with the Amiga con benefito approach. I said this with all jokingly humor. But seriously. We all develop our styles and what works for us.

[GrownMan1]

Sosua:

Well its official. I am going to Sousa. After considering between Boca Chica or Sosua I went with Sosua.

This will be my first trip to the Carribean!

Background info:

Mid 30's Mexican American male who has extensively been to the German FKKs and Zona Norte Tijuana. Speak fluent Spanish so at least there won't be a language barrier other than maybe with the Haitians from what I've heard.

Plan:

I booked a hotel for a week and have been talking with girls on WhatsApp already thanks to a few youtubers who have hooked me up with numbers.

$100 for 3 hours are the rates I have been getting from the girls who have sent excellent pictures.

I am considering checking out the beach and streets to see if I can find better rates to enjoy the company of more women.

I was planning to go to bailees also after seeing many great girls there on YouTube videos.

Feel free to PM me or comment if you'll be there too during that time as well!

Thanks!

1. I would never book a hotel for the whole week. What if you get there and you don't like the policies or the hotel? You're stuck there. There's nothing wrong with renting for two or three days, then extending your stay or change location. It's not like there's A shortage of available rooms in the city.

2. $100 for three hours? Have you discussed what type of performances you expect? Have you been doing your homework? Where are you getting these prices? From the chica? You should get familiar with the current market value. I'll help you 2000 - 3500 (PESOS) ST. And 3000 - 5000 tln.

3. Become familiar with the language. You have many of us beat in that department.

Most chicas do not judge you on how well you speak Spanish. They judge you on how you negotiate. Promising to pay them in dollars is a keen sign of someone that does not understand their culture. It also correlates with an opportunity for fuckery. Did you hear about the video where the guy promised the girls $100 and then she tried to push the price to $150. She wasn't taking no for an answer.

The first thing that came to mind was why the hell is he paying her dollars. No wonder he's in a predicament.

Listen newbies to the Sue. Dominican chicas Love passive men. They enjoy men that do not understand their game. They love taking advantage of them. Nothing personal it's business. However, they respect masculinity. They are less likely to give you trouble if you seem like you are Confidence and know what you're doing.

Imagine a young lady going to a car lot but not knowing the Wholesale value of the car she's buying. After a few questions, the sales person knows the level of understanding of the person buying the car. If he gives her an over priced retail value and she excepted; it's nothing personal. Most of us here are wholesalers and you are tell us about retail prices. I hope this helps.

[InsolentSpike]

Would you really say that you are planning to go to that taco stand when you get to TJ because of chicks you saw passing by there on youtube? Same thing.

Thank you Mr Enternational. You are right.

I will take everything you said into my notes and change my approach.

I really appreciate your response.

Thank you!

[InsolentSpike]

Wait, if you speak fluent spanish there should be NO way on earth you should be paying 100 dollars. Especially for just 3 hours. That should be cut in half..

Thank you so much for the response coolie.

I agree I should be getting the price of locals LOL.

I will take notes of everything you mentioned.

Thank you so much for the response!

[Mr Enternational]

I booked a hotel for a week and have been talking with girls on WhatsApp already thanks to a few youtubers who have hooked me up with numbers. $100 for 3 hours are the rates I have been getting from the girls who have sent excellent pictures. I am considering checking out the beach and streets to see if I can find better rates

You don't call down to the dealership and ask them how much for a new Cadillac (as you are doing by whatsapping chicks without boots on the ground), because you will get the MSRP aka sucker price. You show up with money in your pocket and say how much for this new Cadillac? That is too much. I will give you $35,000 cash right now.

Please read Sam 14's post down below to determine if it makes sense to pay 5700 pesos for 3 hours (which will turn into 45 minutes once they leche papi you to death and make excuses of why they have to leave with 100% payment for 25% of the promised time - at which time you will end up giving them 150% of the payment because you are scared that the police will get involved and ruin your vacation).

She would need to work at least 10 entire days, 10 hours a day in a shitty stinking restaurant to make 3 K.

I was planning to go to bailees also after seeing many great girls there on YouTube videos.

I tell guys to stay off of youtube. It is fucking with your mind and giving you high expectations of something you will find in reality to be mundane. Bailee's is just a restaurant. If you search this thread you will find that the only thing people have done at Bailee's is to eat, not to look at chicks, not to pick up chicks. Since you are a TJ vet, think about the taco stand down on the corner from Hong Kong. Would you really say that you are planning to go to that taco stand when you get to TJ because of chicks you saw passing by there on youtube? Same thing.

[Coolie High]

Sosua:

Well its official. I am going to Sousa. After considering between Boca Chica or Sosua I went with Sosua.

This will be my first trip to the Carribean!

Background info:

Mid 30's Mexican American male who has extensively been to the German FKKs and Zona Norte Tijuana. Speak fluent Spanish so at least there won't be a language barrier other than maybe with the Haitians from what I've heard.

Plan:

I booked a hotel for a week and have been talking with girls on WhatsApp already thanks to a few youtubers who have hooked me up with numbers.

$100 for 3 hours are the rates I have been getting from the girls who have sent excellent pictures.

I am considering checking out the beach and streets to see if I can find better rates to enjoy the company of more women.

I was planning to go to bailees also after seeing many great girls there on YouTube videos.

Feel free to PM me or comment if you'll be there too during that time as well!

Thanks!

Wait, if you speak fluent spanish there should be NO way on earth you should be paying 100 dollars. Especially for just 3 hours. That should be cut in half. BTW you should ALWAYS talk in peso. So if a female quotes a 100 usd to you that should be a instant RED flag. And a high probability that she's a hardcore puta looking for a quick money grab. Start negotiations with half the cost for 3 hrs, 2800 peso (which is 50 dollars at 56 to a 1 usd) and go from there. Keep in mind when negotiating that going up an extra 500 pesos (8 bucks) could mean alot to them which in term could be better service on her part. But since you speak spanish you're light years ahead of the game. You're going to naturally slip and fall into pussy as soon as you land LOL. Hell I got the American Airlines security guard number leaving DR the other day and I speak like a 2 yr old in spanish.

Have fun at the beach and check out Malibu bar (they have a locker just incase you want to go for a swim in the ocean), zanzibar and Big DS bbq. Baileys will be a great spot for you to see all the lady curves sosua has to offer while you eat a great meal. And if you get a little adventurous and want to see what lays outside the small town head to cabarete and check out the mojoito bar on the beach. Youll also see and come across some ladies there as well.

Be safe, enjoy the Carribean madness and report back your journey.

[InsolentSpike]

Sosua:

Well its official. I am going to Sousa. After considering between Boca Chica or Sosua I went with Sosua.

This will be my first trip to the Carribean!

Background info:

Mid 30's Mexican American male who has extensively been to the German FKKs and Zona Norte Tijuana. Speak fluent Spanish so at least there won't be a language barrier other than maybe with the Haitians from what I've heard.

Plan:

I booked a hotel for a week and have been talking with girls on WhatsApp already thanks to a few youtubers who have hooked me up with numbers.

$100 for 3 hours are the rates I have been getting from the girls who have sent excellent pictures.

I am considering checking out the beach and streets to see if I can find better rates to enjoy the company of more women.

I was planning to go to bailees also after seeing many great girls there on YouTube videos.

Feel free to PM me or comment if you'll be there too during that time as well!

Thanks!

[Mr Enternational]

I've said it before but I always target the ones looking for a relationship, and my profile says I'm looking for a relationship. Why? Because when a chick comes to me, I want her to come to me because she wants to, not only because she's getting paid. (I'm not anti-prostitution, I'm 100% pro but there's a time and place for everything). I'm saying her expectations can and usually be easily changed without having to be lied to. Most of the time they're just shooting high anyway.

Brother you are exactly right. After 16 years on the Cupid websites I have developed a knack to weed through what they say. The chicks that are as you say will instantly start off saying how they are looking for a serious relationship, while a chick that is really looking for a serious relationship will just have a normal conversation. It is like they are trying to bait the love starved guys.

So when I receive a first message about some serious relationship stuff, I will answer back saying sorry I am just looking for fun (aventura). They jump on it like fish when you throw breadcrumbs into water. Well that is no problem I can do that too. These chicks can not fool me mayne.

In my case I can say I'm looking for a relationship (because I actually like having a girlfriend, as long as she's extremely hot and doesn't bother me a lot). I simply say that if I find what I'm looking for, I'll come back. You're unlikely to break one of these poor Dominicana or Haitian's fragile hearts. Just don't make any stupid promises you don't intend to keep.

Yep. I always tell them that it depends on them. I don't just fuck chicks and ditch them. I remain friends with them unless they start some bullshit. Chick that I mess with in Colombia started some bullshit yesterday. I did something that I do not usually do and told her what day and what time I was coming (she was the one begging me to come - I even got a hotel outside of downtown this time because she is terrified to go there). When I get here at 9pm she does not answer my messages. I said okay after you can not say anything.

No problem for me. I called my nurse chick that will come at the drop of a hat. So yesterday morning about 6 the chick was blowing up my phone while me and the nurse were trying to sleep. I blocked her. Then she started sending messages from a Venezuelan number apologizing and saying to give her one more chance. Blocked that. Then she went and made a new profile and saw me on Cupid and started talking shit saying that is why you do not talk, you are on here looking for chicks. Blocked that.

She text me and said she lost her job because of Covid layoffs. Said she had no money whatsoever and was muerto de hambre (starving to death) and could I help her. I said would 1000 pesos help you? No. She said 3000. (or maybe it was 5k?) That don't fly with me. She would need to work at least 10 entire days, 10 hours a day in a shitty stinking restaurant to make 3 K.

Cupid chick in Medellin tried that one on me a couple days ago. She was all starving and her kid was sick. When I asked how much she said $200. Bich the minumum wage here is $213 for 1 month. All I could do was laugh and delete her. Do mfs really fall for this stuff?

[GrownMan1]

Thought I'the take a look in here just out of curiosity. I can't believe there are people still traveling to this shyt hole. LOL!! This place is laughable. And no I'm not recommending anything better so you guys can fuck that up the way you did Sosua. Hell no. 😂128514;128514;.

Are you guys still talking that gay stuff? I'm not gay; I'm just here to see what you guys are doing? Do you guys see how contradictory that sounds? You are entitled an opinion sir, but no one ask you for your recommendation. Long live Sosua! The good, the bad, and the ugly.

[Oakie]

.........You can agree in writing all you want with a Dominicana but it doesn't mean anything. Who you gonna complain to, the judge? The police? Jaja. Don't ever be fucking stupid enough to call the police if she decides to not leave. I had one actually tell me to call the police. Maybe she was bluffing, maybe not. I think it's a calculation they make. I'm talking about Sosua putas in this case. Let's say you agree on 3000 pesos and three hours. What you going to do if she gets up and goes to the bano after 90 minutes, then gets her shit ready to leave? I'm not going to want to give her the full 3 K. What if she plants herself on your couch? That sweet smiling sexy thing you met turns into a disgusting, cold-hearted professional extortionist. What if you didn't talk about money and she decides you owe her 5000? I'm sure they talk about it, strategize, and game it out.. What if this? What if he does that? I wouldn't be surprised if they have an online forum like ours. They can make as much per hour as a construction worker in San Diego by just sitting on your couch and demanding more money. What if you're in your beautiful Airbnb apartment? These are hypothetical questions, I know what to do. At least if you're in a place that gets their ID at the front you have more options......

Thanks for the report, SAM 14.

I got a couple of takeaways from it.

You can avoid the main area of complaints, using the "referral" system.

1. I only fuck friends of friends who I know and trust.

2. I would never have a strange street chica in my room, at home, in Sosua, or anywhere else. That's asking for trouble, right there. No matter how hot she looks.

Once, 6 years ago, I had a few beers, got a little buzz on and grabbed one off the street, and took her back to my place, Terra Linda. Great session, but she wanted a propina, and didn't want to leave until she got one. I let her sit there for 15 minutes, and pretended to call security. I said to the phone, if she's not down to pick up her ID in 10 minutes send security up and call the cops. She understood. I said relax, lets wait for the cops, or I can give you 400 pesos if you leave now. I was smiling and she decided to take my offer. I would have given her a 500 peso propina anyway for the great session. She left.

$8 for a learning experience never to be repeated.

If you must have that hot stranger, take her to a nuetral location, there's lots of rooms on the strip for 400/500 pesos per hour. Bar Central and love motel Dulce Secreta, so if things go bad, the room is paid in advance, and you can just walk out and leave her to security.

Always worked for me.

[Sam 14]

How much did you pay beside the $20 referral fee.

I can tell you've been there a long time, you've developed an allergy to question marks. (Joke).

. Dominican Cupid worked fairly well. I'd say 30% of the women are serious, 30% are working girls looking for a customer.. .

That sounds about right. I've said it before but I always target the ones looking for a relationship, and my profile says I'm looking for a relationship. Why? Because when a chick comes to me, I want her to come to me because she wants to, not only because she's getting paid. (I'm not anti-prostitution, I'm 100% pro but there's a time and place for everything). I'm saying her expectations can and usually be easily changed without having to be lied to. Most of the time they're just shooting high anyway. My perfect sex holiday chica in Santo Domingo had a profile that said she don't do sex holidays. In my case I can say I'm looking for a relationship (because I actually like having a girlfriend, as long as she's extremely hot and doesn't bother me a lot). I simply say that if I find what I'm looking for, I'll come back. You're unlikely to break one of these poor Dominicana or Haitian's fragile hearts. Just don't make any stupid promises you don't intend to keep.

I didnt much care for the beach scene. Lots of not very attractive fat asses and dirty girls there. It was worth the walk to see the parade, just not my thing .

I agree and disagree. A lot of fat asses (your picture number three? Jaja. Kidding man, thanks for the pics and report). But a lot of guys dig that. I met one along the beach strip that looked exactly like the typical hooker. She was sitting in a chair in front of a bar in about the middle. But to me she was hot and sexy and slim, with a perfect bubble. (Hatian). Dressed in a bikini top, hooker skirt, and just as slutty as can be. I stopped and said "Wao!" I said but I'm looking for a girlfriend, I hate that letchi papi shit. She said me too, I'm looking for a boyfriend. All this was in English, as she spoke almost no Spanish. She says she don't work there, she's there to visit her cousin. I already kind of knew her cousin, he serves me coffee in the afternoon and we are kind of friends. He tells me she is a good chick, and she isn't hooker. I told her I don't want to be rushed, I want her to come to me for 3 hours, and I don't want to talk about money. She said OK. So the next day I met her there at noon as planned. Took her to my place, and it was immediately on like a pot of chicken. I ate that pussy like a rat eats cheese. Had her in the 69 position, with her hands going, and my dick in her mouth. She ended up getting off real hard, quivering all over. She left a bit early (some bullshit excuse about it was her first time with a white man, and she had to get home for some stupid reason. So I gave her 2000 (maybe 1500?) pesos, she was happy and actually said thank you. It kind of pissed me off that she didn't stay longer so I dumped her. Otherwise I would have kept her on as a regular, like she wanted to do. But she broke the deal. Too bad. I'd end up seeing her walking around down there a week later with a couple other hot looking slutty Hatian ho's. I never saw her with a customer but she acted shocked when I told her I saw her friends walking with guys towards their short time hotel. I just laughed. My friends that live in Thailand call that GDHG (God damn hooker games) haha. Most of the other ones I had came from surrounding areas. But in my opinion, Sosua Proper is one of the worst places in the country to get the kind of chicks I like

But I do love that beach. For much of the year the wind comes out of the east at almost gale force. That's why Cabarette is windsurfing capital. I was at a beach restaurant in Puerta Plata and took a sip out of my cup and the wind blew it all over my shirt. Soaua faces west so it's protected and has nice offshore breeze with beautiful calm water when I was there. If you're a beach person like me, Sosua can be anything you make it. If you couldn't care less about beaches, why bother with the place. Stay in the capital, or another country for that matter.

. so I pushed a bit asking if they had a friend. That hit pay dirt. I gave them $20 finders fee for delivering to order what I wanted. It was perfect. These were not regular working girls off the beach, rather ladies from the neighborhoods in Puerto Plata. Find one you like and she will be more than happy to be a referral partner...

This is a tactic I use all the time. I learned this from a good friend of mine, Barba, who used to write in the Davao thread years ago. He had top shelf handlers that would send him Facebook profiles upon request. He'the order in hot girls like ordering pizza.

I set up the meet with a Cupid date at Sosua Beach. I took one look at her and she was hideous. I knew right away I couldn't even talk to her because I didn't know what to say. And I sure in the fuck didn't want to buy her lunch for an hour, and waste time when I could do something useful like go swimming.

So I said just a minute please, I'll be right back. I went around the corner and prepared 500 pesos. (She walked so it didn't cost her anything to get there). I said I'm so sorry, I don't feel good. Something's wrong with my stomach. Take this please and get something to eat, and I indiscreetly slipped her the dough. Five minutes later she text and said I'm sorry you don't like me. I said thanks. Do you have any young friends, maybe around 18 with no babies please?

The next night she hooked me up with her little friend at 9 o'clock when she finished work at a tiny restaurant. It was coincidental because that happened after the incident I wrote about above with the Hatian. This girl was Hatian also so the day I had my first Hatian experience, I had two Haitians in one day. Another personal accomplishment. Yay. This chick stayed with me till about 11:30 instead of midnight. Nice grubbable pussy (after bath of course) no rubber (whatever the fuck that is). A good experience, first time she's been with a gringo. I gave her either 1500 or 2000 pesos to help her out, since she split a little early. She was happy. But I was a bit pissed because it happened twice in the same day, I'm not used to that. I lived in the Philippines for seven years. I assume she makes 300 or less for her entire shift. And supposedly she likes me. A side note on this girl. Poor thing is so stupid I pity her. I bounced back-and-forth between there and Puerto Plata for a month because there's way more girls living in Puerta Plata and you can get a nice apartment for cheap. So when I came back I assumed I'd see her. She text me and said she lost her job because of Covid layoffs. Said she had no money whatsoever and was muerto de hambre (starving to death) and could I help her. I said of course. I don't know why, but numbers came up and she knows I hate talking about money. I didn't like where it was going so I tested her. (I'm not a cheap scumbag, and I have a heart. And I know the going rate. Of course I would lay 3k on her in the end if she made me happy). I said do you want to come to me? Si. I said do you want to spend the entire afternoon with me, since you don't have to work? Si. I said would 1000 pesos help you? No. She said 3000. (or maybe it was 5k?) That don't fly with me. She would need to work at least 10 entire days, 10 hours a day in a shitty stinking restaurant to make 3 K. That's a good part of one month. Is she so repulsed by me, the guy that already treated her good and with respect, that she wouldn't even come to me unless I pay her 30 x more per hour than she makes at work? Fine. Fuck off. I blocked her. If you see any starved to death Haitian in the street that's her.

Another story. Another Cupid chick I was texting with, I said please stop sending me pictures of your baby and when you were pregnant. (Sorry preggos, I don't get it). I said don't you have any hot young friends with no babies? She sent me a picture of her 19-year-old sister. Holy Shit! This chick is hot. Pay dirt. Insane body, all her pictures she's wearing a belly shirt. And she's got a crackin body and a super pretty face. She's not virgin, but has only been shagged by two Dominican kids. And she's ready to fire it up. She was way down in Miches but came to me in 2 weeks. She wanted to move in but that wasn't going to happen, she stayed with her aunt in PP. So the point is that's a good way to get chicks that you'd otherwise never run across, and who don't play the circuit.

I did find the casual girls frustrating in That they were almost always upset with the fee in the end and wanted to negotiate. So, I greatly recommend being very explicit in writing what you want.., .

Yup. By doing what I described above you run the risk of putting yourself in a bad situation. This isn't the Philippines where the average chick isn't going to come flat out and ask for money after you shag. And it isn't like some Latin American countries were guys report that chicks may get pissed off if you try to give them money. For this reason I feel like DR could be a dangerous place. Not because of muggings or anything like that. But because it's 50 feet off the coast of Florida. And let's face it, many of these women and girls do not have a lot of class. What's the longest anyone can go without a DR chick asking for money. Three sentences? Three dates? Three weeks? I would not want any of these girls to know my passport name. And I would be extremely leery of a long-term relationship. Because one day she's going to inevitably need $1000. I wouldn't want any of these chicks thinking I owe them money.

I like what Mr. E said. Something like unless she's a hooker, he doesn't give them money. (Any country, I believe) My Filipina girlfriend, I brought her out of the dark ages and into the middle class because she never asked. You can agree in writing all you want with a Dominicana but it doesn't mean anything. Who you gonna complain to, the judge? The police? Jaja. Don't ever be fucking stupid enough to call the police if she decides to not leave. I had one actually tell me to call the police. Maybe she was bluffing, maybe not. I think it's a calculation they make. I'm talking about Sosua putas in this case. Let's say you agree on 3000 pesos and three hours. What you going to do if she gets up and goes to the bano after 90 minutes, then gets her shit ready to leave? I'm not going to want to give her the full 3 K. What if she plants herself on your couch? That sweet smiling sexy thing you met turns into a disgusting, cold-hearted professional extortionist. What if you didn't talk about money and she decides you owe her 5000? I'm sure they talk about it, strategize, and game it out.. What if this? What if he does that? I wouldn't be surprised if they have an online forum like ours. They can make as much per hour as a construction worker in San Diego by just sitting on your couch and demanding more money. What if you're in your beautiful Airbnb apartment? These are hypothetical questions, I know what to do. At least if you're in a place that gets their ID at the front you have more options.

If you're the type of guy that can get rocked up at the sight of brown, rubber up, and blow your nuts in a latex bag for $55, there's an endless supply. If you have a little bit of patience and a little bit of game, and you like beaches, Sosua can be whatever you make of it. But now I am rambling. By the way, I owe this forum a trip report on the four months I recently came off of. (Second visit, first time was 10 years ago) It could get long (and mostly unexciting to the average monger) so I'll probably just throw in bits for now, and do a shorter report later. Thanks to the senior members on this board for the kind words PM. And a super shout-out to Sub Cmdr, who bro'd me out like only a true friend would.

[Coolie High]

Thought I'the take a look in here just out of curiosity. I can't believe there are people still traveling to this shyt hole. LOL!! This place is laughable. And no I'm not recommending anything better so you guys can fuck that up the way you did Sosua. Hell no. 😂128514;128514;.

Ooh for Gods sake. Another douchebag that wasted bandwith and come to the Sosua board just to talk about how bad it is and how they not going to reveal where they go because sosua folks might blah blah blah. Disappointing, but not unexpected. * Seriously are you reading from the "why I hate sosua" script. Because I could've sworn I heard someone write this 10 yrs ago. Ooh well folks, just another day on the Sosua board so carry-on. I know I shouldn't have fed the troll but I was bored so I apologize now for when he replies back (hopefully it won't be 3 page essay reply) and waste more bandwith on the sosua board.

On a brighter note, good to see that this small little beach town is still alive and kicking because folks wouldn't keep talking about a town that's dead.

[Mongmann]

Thought I'the take a look in here just out of curiosity. I can't believe there are people still traveling to this shyt hole. LOL!! This place is laughable. And no I'm not recommending anything better so you guys can fuck that up the way you did Sosua. Hell no. 😂128514;128514;.