Sosua Reports

[Dickhead]

I use two scales. The first is the "0-5" scale:

0: A chica you would not fuck or eat.
1: A chica you would fuck but not eat.
2: A chica you would fuck or eat.
3: A chica you would eat and then fuck.
4: A chica you would fuck and then eat.
5: A chica you would eat after your buddy just fucked her.

A more subjective scale is the "Budweiser" scale, which is how many Clydesdales it would take to drag her off my face.

[Parkinsons]

but I have much to talk about my time there. Hopefully it would be of value to someone else reading this forum.
I will post my report well before the Superbowl weekend so you guys can have some tips before you go.

Ok playboy where's the trip report??

You did mean this year's Superbowl, right?

[Surfer500]

We all have a scale Frannie, and like you say it varies.

To me a 5 or under you wouldn't have sex with her under any circumstances.

6 or 7 you would fuck.

8 you would be keen to fuck.

9 If she passes you on the street you watch her til she goes out of sight.

10 You double back around the grocery aisle just to catch another look at her. And follow her out of the store. (discretely, of course)

11 Bad! She's so good she gets you depressed that you can never have her! (Jessie's Girl)

These numbering systems are a bit to generic, most Chicas will fall into one of the following categories:

Big Booty- Boobs the size of twenty pound watermelons and / or butt cheeks the size of Pontoons. Unfortunately for those who do these from behind their dicks never really enter their pussies but just rub against their butt cracks.

Nasty- Unfettered access to all openings uncovered and they swallow.

Semi-Nasty- Same as above but no un-covered back-door activities.

Trophy Wives-Everything covered, no pussy touching or tit sucking and they constantly repeat the words " leche papi" after two minutes.

Skanks- They sit in bars all day, typically smoke, and have some or all of the above traits.

[Surfer500]

It's pretty hilarious when you consider that when I met him in Rio back in 2003 we went to 4 X4 Termas together. We were fighting over the same chick. We ended up both going to the room with her at the same time. I finished up by skeeting in her mouth and face, then she tried to kiss him afterward.

Oh boy, I wouldn't want to be a fly on the wall seeing what happens between you and "others" in the room.

[Oakie]

Yes, it sure is. I think the traditional scale of 1-10 is pretty useless for that reason. I think women can be divided into five classes, and nearly all will fall into one of these:

Score 0. Not of any sexual interest at all. Too old, too fat, too ugly, your mother, whatever.

Score 1. You might have sex with her if she was your neighbour and there was nothing else available and she came on strongly to you, and you thought no one you know would ever find out.

Score 2. Acceptable, and in most circumstances you would be happy enough if she was willing to have sex with you without any effort on your part. The average suburban woman in the US would probably fall into this group.

Score 3. Definitely above average and would be of sexual interest to most men, but might not be your type, or might appeal strongly to a certain demographic or taste.

Score 4. Ay, sexy mama. You fantasize about her when you are alone and could fall in love under the right circumstances. When you see her you can't help holding her longer than necessary in your gaze, and if you go to her workplace for something and you don't see her, you feel disappointed.

Of course the scale is not objective and one man's 4 might be another man's 2 or 3.

We all have a scale Frannie, and like you say it varies.

To me a 5 or under you wouldn't have sex with her under any circumstances.

6 or 7 you would fuck.

8 you would be keen to fuck.

9 If she passes you on the street you watch her til she goes out of sight.

10 You double back around the grocery aisle just to catch another look at her. And follow her out of the store. (discretely, of course)

11 Bad! She's so good she gets you depressed that you can never have her! (Jessie's Girl)

[Mr Enternational]

Frannie you are a funny mf. But you are right. While down in Colombia last month me and my wingman would be walking down the street and he would be like damn dis you see her? I would be like who? It would always be a regular chick who I didn't even give a first look to, nevermind a second one.

It's pretty hilarious when you consider that when I met him in Rio back in 2003 we went to 4 X4 Termas together. We were fighting over the same chick. We ended up both going to the room with her at the same time. I finished up by skeeting in her mouth and face, then she tried to kiss him afterward.

[Frannie]

No quarrel with this OldKool, everybody tastes are different. I'm in Pattaya right now and if I showed you a picture of the girl that spent the night you wouldn't get near her with a ten foot pole. Totally the opposite of your beauty queen. No beard or goatee, thin as a rail, little titties, but she screwed the shit out of me just like your beauty queen is going to do you. It's all in the eyes of the beholder.

Yes, it sure is. I think the traditional scale of 1-10 is pretty useless for that reason. I think women can be divided into five classes, and nearly all will fall into one of these:

Score 0. Not of any sexual interest at all. Too old, too fat, too ugly, your mother, whatever.

Score 1. You might have sex with her if she was your neighbour and there was nothing else available and she came on strongly to you, and you thought no one you know would ever find out.

Score 2. Acceptable, and in most circumstances you would be happy enough if she was willing to have sex with you without any effort on your part. The average suburban woman in the US would probably fall into this group.

Score 3. Definitely above average and would be of sexual interest to most men, but might not be your type, or might appeal strongly to a certain demographic or taste.

Score 4. Ay, sexy mama. You fantasize about her when you are alone and could fall in love under the right circumstances. When you see her you can't help holding her longer than necessary in your gaze, and if you go to her workplace for something and you don't see her, you feel disappointed.

Of course the scale is not objective and one man's 4 might be another man's 2 or 3.

[TeeBone]

I just had some plans change in my DR trip. I decided not to wife up again but to rather wing it for this round. I will be hitting Boca Chica the 18th and 19th. Then onto Santiago where my "novia" is, but thought I'd like to drive to Sosua for a few nights also.

Hotels and nights spots from my fellow mongers would be appreciated. Also can any Seniors PM me their "whatsapp" info please. I'd like to have a contact to text in-case I have a question or two regarding locations and direction.

Thanks in advance.

[Surfer500]

No Surf I love a nice six pack. Slender in the waise. Kool's chica isn't consider a track star. She more of the track.

If you really want slender in the waist you need to get your butt to Thailand.

[Surfer500]

This one not my type. WHAT makes girls hot is willingness. My girl will screw your brains out.

QUOTE=GrownMan1;1680699]No Surf I love a nice six.

No quarrel with this OldKool, everybody tastes are different. I'm in Pattaya right now and if I showed you a picture of the girl that spent the night you wouldn't get near her with a ten foot pole. Totally the opposite of your beauty queen. No beard or goatee, thin as a rail, little titties, but she screwed the shit out of me just like your beauty queen is going to do you. It's all in the eyes of the beholder.

[Beerdrinker]

I've been to sosua many times now, Costa Rica, thailand, phillipines, Colombia, nicaragua, Bahamas, amsterdam. And I have never found such a cool little town as sosua. Where else in the world compares in your opinion? I especially like how everything is walking distance, cheap, beach, women, cool bars and restaurants. Feel free to PM me.

[Sixty 9]

I am not a guy who looks for big breasts but I do take a women as she comes. What ever her best asset is I work with it. I see guys going for these knockouts who won't fuck. Afraid to mess up their hair and makeup. I would much rather have a 6 who rocks your world then a 10 who just lays there. I pick my chicas based on chemistry. If we can vibe the face becomes less important or maybe more acceptable. The bottom line is the girl has to make the little man happy. If the dick is hard she works. Many of best sessions were with average looking girls with great atitudes.

I have learnt in this days again that the girl's attitude is the most important. In Sosua are a lot of lazy chicas and low performers.

[Tempoecorto]

She is going to be hot shit once you shave that moustache for her.

Really? Perhaps it is having the mustache that makes her hot to others? Besides, why the criticism -Old Kool is not asking for anyone's opinion.

[D Cups]

I am not a guy who looks for big breasts but I do take a women as she comes. What ever her best asset is I work with it. I see guys going for these knockouts who won't fuck. Afraid to mess up their hair and makeup. I would much rather have a 6 who rocks your world then a 10 who just lays there. I pick my chicas based on chemistry. If we can vibe the face becomes less important or maybe more acceptable. The bottom line is the girl has to make the little man happy. If the dick is hard she works. Many of best sessions were with average looking girls with great atitudes.

Yes, that makes sense. For me, if she's got big boobs and likes to use them everything else becomes less important as long as she's not fugly.

[OldKool]

I am not a guy who looks for big breasts but I do take a women as she comes. What ever her best asset is I work with it. I see guys going for these knockouts who won't fuck. Afraid to mess up their hair and makeup. I would much rather have a 6 who rocks your world then a 10 who just lays there. I pick my chicas based on chemistry. If we can vibe the face becomes less important or maybe more acceptable. The bottom line is the girl has to make the little man happy. If the dick is hard she works. Many of best sessions were with average looking girls with great atitudes.

Well he isn't the only one who wants to be knocked out by knockers like that! I sure do, too!