Sosua Reports

[Coolie High]

woke up beside the haitian princess and had to make another love scene before she left. slid her 2000peso and off she went. my guide juionr and i settle our difference from last night and all was good. had to pickup up the fellas today but before that i wanted to hit the beach. junior also set me up and got me a phone down here with minutes so i was good to go. hit the beach and everyone is on their hustle mode. it can be annoying to some but i like to play the game cus i'm a hustler as well. "yeah off course ima check your shop. yeah no doubt. ima be right back" is what i tell them. knowing full well i'm not going to check their shop at all

now theirs a place beside big d's bbq that'll cut open a pineapple and mix liquor inside it. i think it's called a cubra libre. damn it tastes good. now this is what in talking about on the beach laid back. the female scene on the beach really isn't that good. don't get me wrong you can still find a nice honey but it's not what you expect. so while i'm chillin junior says he found loco's cell phone (it was in the car the whole time) and that he wants to go and try to make peace with this broad. i'm like f**k that but if you must do your thang. we got to pick up my amigos in an hour. he's like cool i'll be back in 30min.

so i got my head phones on listening to christopher chris- sailing mellowing out and 15mins later junior calls me. he tells me that loco told the police that he put a knife to her throat, took her money and cell phone and that i should meet him at the police station to tell my side of the story. junior you must be on doped cus there ain't no way in hell that i'm going to a 3rd world police station. i don't like going to a police station at home so it's not happening. this is your problem. you handle it. i hang up the phone. 20mins later he comes back and tells me everything is cool for the moment. the police didn't press charges on him cus they know him and he has a good reputation throughout sosua. but junior was like since she lied on me i'm not giving her phone back and ima get my girl to beat her ass. i'm like let me know when your girl is going to beat that crazy ***** ass cus i wouldn't mind watching it lol!

anyway we leave the beach and go pickup my friends from the airport. on the way to the airport junior tells me about the darkside of sosua. how that if you want for a fee you can order a hit on somebody. i'm like really? i'll keep that in mind. we get to the airport and we pickup my friends with no problems. we'll call my friends mike and marcus.

so we goes to the villa to get them situated. after that we went into town got some more chicken and fried bananas with a presidente by my side. mike and marcus wants to get a massage. i'm like well go checkout passion they should accommodate you. so after we ate junior took them to passion while i was going walk the strip to find my afternoon desert.

stop at a bar to check out the scene. everyone at the bar takes notice. thought i saw a honey out the corner of my eye. she's staring me down like a lion stalks her prey. i'm like f**k it i'll be the prey come and get me. she comes and i buy her drink. she sits beside me and i notice she isn't all that cute. she gets a little closer and this broad smells like raw ass. get away, get away! now while this is happening i see junior with mike and marcus walking up towards me. i'm like what happen? they tell me that they want a "for real" deep tissue massage and not a happy ending. i'm like fellas where not in the states down here the massage is the happy ending lol! but their adamant about finding a real massage so junior take them to another spot. i'm like good luck and god speed in finding that fellas.

now where was i ooh that right i'm trying run away from this broad that's stinking. she tells me that for a 1000 peso i could have her. no thanks! paid the bill and off i went to the next bar. sitting their at the bar and you'll see that everybody and their grandmother is trying to hustle you. it's all good though smile and tell them to keep it moving. finally found what i want. let's call them thick 1 and 2. looks like i found my desert. didn't want to wait for junior to drive me so i took a taxi back to the villa.

took them back and wanting to recreate the scene from yesterday i offered to get in the pool. they first didn't want to cus of the hair getting wet blah blah blah. finally with a little persistence they got in the pool. the scene was set i started with thick 1. action! after 5mins thick 1 stops. cut! mami what's the problem. muy frio mi amor. let's go in the bedroom. thick 2 also concurred. now in their defense it was a little nippy in the pool so after pleading with me i gave in and we went into my room. thick 1 really didn't like to kiss and was rushing me. she then asks do you have a condom so i can give you head. condom for head?

cut! that's a wrap. i wasn't feeling them any longer. too many red flags in my book. how about i give you 1500 apiece and yaw get the f**k out. as soon as they left i called the haitian princess from last night. she came 15mins later and i finally got my desert. afterwards she getting dress to leave and tells me that she likes me but she don't like that i want to be with so many females. i'm like i know mami. i can't help it. here's 1500 peso. i'll call you later. after she left i chilled at the villa and rested up for tonights main event

me and the fellas get ready to leave the villa cus it's going on 11 and it's showtime. my guide junior had to take care of something tonight so he couldn't join us. that means for the first time ever i have to drive in sosua. damn! they have no street lights whatsoever down their. that means the only lights you have to see is your headlight and the north star above. already plan it out in my mind that if i hit anybody or someone hits me it's going to be a hit and run. damn that. you ain't shaking me down and sending me to prison. thankfully we get to the main strip with no problems.

you know the main strip in sosua reminds me of a quote morpheus said about the matrix. "no one can be told what the matrix is, you have to see it for yourself"! that's so true when you talk about sosua. you have to experience this one time in your life. the ladies were everywhere. and they are all staring at us hard. you will feel like a piece of meat when you come down here. no question! so anyway we chilled at a few bars a little bit and then we made our way to classicos. wasn't pack yet so we had time to get a nice table and chill. slowly but surely it starts to fill up and soon me and the fellas couldn't even lookup cus if you did the females where ready to make eye contact so they can come over.

for almost an hour i'm watching this honey thru out the club. man is she sexy. walking with style and grace. i'm hesitant to talk to her cus the night is still young. my boy mike jumps in and find himself a stunner. now you don't have to know spanish to understand body language. she reminds me of a really fine but stuck up b***h in the club. i told mike now you know this broad is going to cost you right. he was like well when i go to the bathroom ask her how much and negotiate a price for me. i'm like cool. mike leaves the table. i ask her how much for my boy. she's like 3500peso. i'm like too much. counter offer at 2200peso. she says to me and i quote, "do you see how fine i am. i'm not taking no 2200peso". wow! umm ok!

my boy came back and i told him this broad ain't budging and most likely the sex is going to be garbage. he was like cool i'll get rid of her. now i lost sight on my potential catch and came across another beautiful honey. i offered her a drink and we talk. so i ask her how much, she says 3000peso. i'm like how about 2000peso. shes like no. she drops it to 2700peso. i'm like 2200peso. she drops it to 2500peso final offer. i'm like i'll think about it! it was nice meeting u.

also while looking around i came across ms. loco from the previous night. i gave her a smirk and a wink when i saw her. needles to say she gave me the mean look like i'm going to get you. yeah whatever! you're not catching me slipping. i was born and raised in a city where all people do is set you up and have more corruption then sosua. so slipping is something i don't do, i'm tipping for life

moving on i finally caught site of what i was scheming on earlier and told my boy marcus to get her for me. she comes to the table and she is more beautiful then i anticipated. she looks exactly like sade the music artist with natural tigo bities. yeah that's what i'll call her, sade! we talk for a min and found out she's a taurus. now i don't know about the rest of yaw but in my lifetime i've been seeing a pattern of the signs that are attracted to me and vise versa. now damn near all my past serious relationship all the females were taurus. hell even mom dukes is a taurus.

so just off body language, the way she carried herself, the way she interacted with me and the weird fact that she was a taurus i concluded that this broad was a champion. not a winner. a champion. and later on in the future my theory of her being a champion prove true as later in the week i get into a situation in sosua and she has my back a 100%. but that's another story. anyway we all found what where looking for and we head to the crib. took a few shots and some pix then off to the bedroom for some quality time, cus she got the quality and i damn sure got the time.

day 3: not for the timid coming soon.

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[Alex Deuce]

Which Sosua are you in? Ratio is far higher than that if you look closer. Most of the gringos are not even buying

Ok..I know I am begging. However, I know someone had a PP and Sousua Monger map (I like the complete maps with even the grimey locations). I have a very complete SD & BC including confirmed GPS Location maps thanks to a lot of you. Most of you have seen my map as well as Carli and Joa's.

Being lazy but if you have a map created thus far please IM me with it or leave post. Do not want to go back to black beards was like shooting fish in a barrel then getting mad because you kept coming up with the same fish.

Just bought an IPAD! Wow....love it for quick hiding, resource finding and control in a chica/Puta environment. Dont but the wifi only.

[Onedazz]

Yea still here Got rid of the Hiatiana and lookin for mi old novia. The chica from day one wants to come back so she's got a ticket to ride. Not much open today and there is something about electoral goin on today. The Garden has more gringoes as is the proportion of chicas a times. I don't worry about the shady venders. I would like to know who tthe chica was that was walking around knockin on all the doors all night. ***** woke me up twice. She sportin a thick gold chain also. It's hard to get the pics they look at you like your the antichrist. Met up with D'Arcy good guy heard the story but he's still present. More later.

[Llttf]

Sitting at NG now.. Waiting for a rain storm to roll out. Ratio is 10 to 1 or more. Slower than normal as far as the chicas are concerned. Buyers market for the guys. 1500 TLN is making the girls happy...

Many of the beach vendors aren't opening every day.

Good time to be in Sosua.

Which Sosua are you in? Ratio is far higher than that if you look closer. Most of the gringos are not even buying

[Llttf]

Bbq ribs is absolutely correct. But I'm kinda pissed. Where are the entrepreneurs?

An Sdq go nagua express bus would get my dollars.

I guess with caribe tours and Metro it has go be negotiated.

The unions run the transportation system in the DR. They tell the government what happens.

[Buscemi]

Ahhh so good to be back. I first had to thank the man upstairs for getting me here safely.

Thanks for the detailed report...there is NO REASON to have a "Guide" involved in your transactions with Sosua chicas.

Do your own hunting and negotiating, it is really not that hard to say "mil pesos mi amor", or "Mil KEEN YENTO!"

[Coolie High]

Lol, I was trying my best not to imagine you arguing butt-ass naked with two other folks in the midst of getting your boogie on. Oh, and I also tip the band upon entering the country. Sort of like my version of a good luck charm in hopes of a fantastic trip.

I like your narrative style of writing and looking forward to the rest of your trip report. Anything to get me pumped up for the "return of the mack" (how many of y'all were visiting Sosua when that jam was out? )

Cuatro días más!

SavePros321

Thanks for reading. For a newbie its always good to get a seal of approval from the forefathers. At the time I was argueing with my guide while smashing I actually wasn’t totally necked. I had on a tank top and shorts. But no doubt about it that night was crazy, lol

Hey instead of Return of the Mack I got another song for you to take with you when you go. Go to YouTube and lookup a song by Madcobra –Flex. When you find a new honey dip that you like and you wake up to her in the morning play that song and put it on replay. I guarantee you good times

[Mr Gogo]

Yo Coolie high great report from day 1,but drop that bozo.

He interuputed you fucking twice,bailed on you when you needed him and took you to that fucked up place by the airport. All in day one.

Friends like that I dont need.Sosua is self service,you already know whats up.

[Coolie High]

Tigers and Gazelles, you don't want to be a gazelle that gets eaten by a tiger. Some chicas in DR are hardcore tigers. As Helpmann has previously posted, as a monger, you want to find chicas who are like gazelles (tranquil and harmless).

Jaosousa,

No question you have to avoid a Tigre at all cost. The song by Hall and Oates, Man-eater speaks volumes about a Tigre. They will chew you up and spit you out. They got more game then the Harlem Globtrotters. As soon as I see a red flag of a possible Tigre I cut my loss and run cus they have the potential to cause you more problems then the police in DR

[Coolie High]

I believe that all the guides and steet hawkers are shady. I think I've met Junior a few times. I think he's trying to sell people on girls and trying to show them where Passions or Sea Crets is.

DR Monger II,

No doubt about it caution should always go up whenever someone from the street wants to show you around and be your friend. My first thought is that it’s a setup. Junior never was pushy or begging for money. He was cool about his approach and I like that. Now from my recent trip he had a badge that says ACT. Something in that manner. Supposedly he’s now license by the government to officially escort tourist around DR

Below is a picture of Juinior. Let me know if you know him. Also in the picture is the crazy girl Loco in my trip report. Her real name is Natalie. If anyone sees her see her stay away at all times.

[Coolie High]

Coolie High

I'm from New York and want to go to Sosua this summer.

You didnt mention much about the pussy scene?

Basically I want to know where the Chicas can be found in Sosua.My vacations are usually spent in Cuba but the p4p scene sucks now - too many police.

Thanks

Adinga,

In Sosua the p4p scene is everywhere. I'm serious. Every female in Sosua can be yours. The main street is called Pedro Clisante. That's where majority of the bars and action is at. The police won't bother you at all about taking a female home with you cus everyone down their knows what time it is when it comes to p4p

Now in terms of how much it cost for p4p in Sosua ranges from 2500 peso (that's max that I've paid) all the way down to nothing. The more Spanish you know and more the hustle you have with the ladies the more the price for pussy will SIGNIFICANTLY drop.

If I was you I take a weekend trip just to see if you'll like it. Flights from New York to DR are cheap. Stay at a place called Terra Linda. It's a chica friendly hotel. The forefathers on this board gave good reviews about it. Hope this helps!

[SavePros321]

So while I try and please both females on this itty bitty hallway my guide cones to me mad cus the female that he wanted rejected him and only wants me. So he's going home for the night. DAMN!! My guide goes off and tells me that the ***** is crazy and that I should only pay them 500peso both when I'm done with them and that if I don't he's done being my friend I try to calm the situation down by giving him a 1000pesos and tell him to be cool and I'll get with him in the morning. He then leaves the villa

Lol, I was trying my best not to imagine you arguing butt-ass naked with two other folks in the midst of getting your boogie on. Oh, and I also tip the band upon entering the country. Sort of like my version of a good luck charm in hopes of a fantastic trip.

I like your narrative style of writing and looking forward to the rest of your trip report. Anything to get me pumped up for the "return of the mack" (how many of y'all were visiting Sosua when that jam was out? )

Cuatro días más!

[Onedazz]

I don't know Jadeguy,but hello anyway. Well I worked this chica but I had a timeline to play against. She had 2 more hours to bullshit ,but I sent her home just now I have no more time to waste.Back to recon.

[Love Sosua]

Sitting at NG now.. Waiting for a rain storm to roll out. Ratio is 10 to 1 or more. Slower than normal as far as the chicas are concerned. Buyers market for the guys. 1500 TLN is making the girls happy...

Many of the beach vendors aren't opening every day.

Good time to be in Sosua.

Wow! That is great news, exactly what I wanted to hear.

How is the chica quality? My flight is tomorrow. I can not wait for tomorrow night at Classico.

[Jadedguy]

Sitting at NG now.. Waiting for a rain storm to roll out. Ratio is 10 to 1 or more. Slower than normal as far as the chicas are concerned. Buyers market for the guys. 1500 TLN is making the girls happy...

Many of the beach vendors aren't opening every day.

Good time to be in Sosua.