Sosua Reports

[TomJackin]

Wow this Patricia chick was be the shit in bed to warrant such discussion.

Deep was pretty much on the spot with the story. Here is the ordinal report.

Patricia

I looked for this crazy chica for past three nights, she was nowhere to be found. I was in After One sitting with Juan, Beach Girl, and little D, when I felt someone grab my ass and I turned my head, and I recognized the ass, and then, she turned and smiled; it was Patricia! She went from a long blonde, to a short sassy looking brunette; it was no wonder I could not find her. I told Juan about my new and improved plan. I said get Beach Girl on her way home, and I will send little D packing as well. He asked me who was I bringing on deck and I pointed to Patricia, and he gave me a 'Are you out of your fucking mind' look and said, 'Not her, that girl is fucking crazy! ' I replied, 'I know, I know' with a big smile.

Patricia and I set down some ground rules:

1 – Do not hurt or kill me tonight.

2 – The price is set, no changing your crazy ass mind.

3 – This is what will go down in the room.

4 – Play like a good girl, let's keep it friendly.

5 – If you don't remember much about this conversation, remember at least the first rule!

She agreeed to all and off we went.

Guess what? She was hungry! Jesus-tap-dancing Christ, does any chica ever eat in that town? So she hopped on a motoconcho, side saddle because of her dress, and I'm thinking there is no room left because of her big ass, but she insisted that I ride with her. I got on with very little room and I held on like grim death, with Juan in tow. We went to this 24 hour bar / restaurant, Oarpirina I think was the name. We get a table and all is peaceful, we order our drinks, shots, and food. Peaceful did not last for long.

There were 3 people sitting at the next table and one of them made a remark that did not sit well with Patricia whatsoever. She then turned to them and spouted out a least a couple of paragraphs in response. Game the fuck on! All three jumped up and was headed over to us. Juan jumped up and blocked them off until others came to help. Patricia did not seem rattled at all. She just sat there and smile at me. Then she very calmly reached into her purse and pulled out this 7 inch blade and held it out of view under the table, all the while smiling at me. The cops came and hauled off the others. She put her blade away, had a shot, and ate her food, like nothing ever happened. I was impressed, but yet now a tad nervous and excited.

When in the room, I showed her the 2 videos I took of her when we partied in August. She was laughing so hard, I thought she would surely [CodeWord140] herself; but she didn't. She was a hoot in bed. I made damn sure to play with that hot ass of hers. She wanted to get more playful and slap my face from time to time, not sure why, she seemed to enjoy it and it made her even wetter; a nice kink for sure. We had a great session!

Afterwards, I threw two bills on the bed, the agreed amount. Apparently the ceiling fan blew off one of the bills while we were playing on the internet. She went over to get her money and asked me what happened and I told her I wasn't sure. She put her hands on her hips and gave me a 'I'm getting pissed' look. Then she headed over to get her purse and I know exactly what is in that fucking purse! My first thought was, 'Fuck me to tears, I'm going down to Patricia! I should have listened to all the warnings, but nooooooo, I had to find out for myself, what a dumb fuck! ' I said, 'Whoa baby, we will find the money. Put the purse down and back away, and most importantly, remember rule number one! ' The bill was on the floor under the bed; whew! All and all, I had a great and exciting night with her.

Patricia recommendation: Personally I had a lot of fun with the crazy chica. However, if you don't already know her, I would not recommend that you just hunt her down and take her to your room. She is the hunter! If I had not partied with her a couple of nights my last trip; I seriously don't think I would have taken the plunge. And most of all, if you treat her with respect, she seems to return with respect. Just my thoughts. Double most of all, don't [CodeWord140] off this chica!

[Klove48]

Well first of all I don't know who "you guys" you are referring to? Bragging about getting free p#$$why from a psycho "ain't nothing to brag about" My boy Tomjackin probably have encountered that crazy ass "bit@h More, than you have. Tomjackin had a episole, taking Patricia out to eat, getting into it, with other people in the restaurant, she (Patricia) pulled out a knife, Tomjackins boy Juan had to tackle the other people and prevent Patricia from hacking everyone up. Tomjackin hopefully will chime in, and set the story straight". I encountered Patricia in After One a few years ago, my roommate started talking to Patricia.

When I came back from the restroom, Patricia was facing my roommate, but staring blankly at the ceiling "cracked out", rattling random spanish very rapidly". She never even notice I had joined, them plus she broke in this hysterical laughter. We politely excuse ourself, as "your prized free lay" mumbled ramblg on" Hell my brother, since she doesn't charge you and buys "you" free drinks, maybe she will "send" "you" some money via western union, since your sitting back and laughing at us". Me I "RATHER" be charged by other chicas, then "free pu$$why" from a proven psycho" Peace! The Chocolate Jackhammer!

You missed the point brother. I wasn't bragging about anything. I was just commenting on how experienced mongers allow Patricia to play you. All I hear is that she is so crazy, but I have had different expierences with her, that's all. She admitted to me that she was doing a lot of coke, and that's why she was so unpredictable. I had one crazy situation with her over 3 yrs ago and after that she gives me the utmost respect when we see each other. Also when I said "you guys" I was speaking in general terms due to all the reports on how Patricia just went loco on some of you. Don't be so sensitive, because all I was trying to convey is that if you treat people in a certain way, you will get that same treatment in return. The next time I'm in Sosua, maybe we can get together and have a drink. Peace.

[Redneck87]

Will be shown on the big screen at Rocky's, 930pm, Sat

The Spot will have the fight on as well.

[The Mind Bender]

Wow this Patricia chick was be the shit in bed to warrant such discussion.

Easier to do in airport.

Gracias!

[DeepMmpactt]

Man you guys crack me up when it comes to this Chica. I meet Patricia in 2010 so I've know her for a minute. She is as crazy as you let her get. On several occasions, she has serviced me "gratis", and has even treated me to lunch. Maybe because I'm used to these crazy bit*h's here in Bmore, but when I was in Sosua in March, I noticed that she had gained weight but she definately is doing ok as far as money; so someone is taking care of her very well. I got with her once at her request for FREE, and she even bought me a couple of drinks when she saw me in

D'Latins. She acts so crazy to throw everyone off because she is really a very sensitive girl. She should be a actress because I've seen her throw it on thick to some of you guys. I just sit back a laugh. Peace.

Well first of all I don't know who "you guys" you are referring to? Bragging about getting free p#$$why from a psycho "ain't nothing to brag about" My boy Tomjackin probably have encountered that crazy ass "bit@h More, than you have. Tomjackin had a episole, taking Patricia out to eat, getting into it, with other people in the restaurant, she (Patricia) pulled out a knife, Tomjackins boy Juan had to tackle the other people and prevent Patricia from hacking everyone up. Tomjackin hopefully will chime in, and set the story straight". I encountered Patricia in After One a few years ago, my roommate started talking to Patricia.

When I came back from the restroom, Patricia was facing my roommate, but staring blankly at the ceiling "cracked out", rattling random spanish very rapidly". She never even notice I had joined, them plus she broke in this hysterical laughter. We politely excuse ourself, as "your prized free lay" mumbled ramblg on" Hell my brother, since she doesn't charge you and buys "you" free drinks, maybe she will "send" "you" some money via western union, since your sitting back and laughing at us". Me I "RATHER" be charged by other chicas, then "free pu$$why" from a proven psycho" Peace! The Chocolate Jackhammer!

[Mr Enternational]

Patricia for free? Plus free drinks? You must be a stud! I bow to your studness!

Well I told you one time she said she was going to pay me, but I snuck off with another chick.

[TomJackin]

I got with her once at her request for FREE, and she even bought me a couple of drinks when she saw me in D'Latins.

Patricia for free? Plus free drinks? You must be a stud! I bow to your studness!

[Mr Gogo]

Will be shown on the big screen at Rocky's, 930pm, Sat

Gratis, free?

[Chotu]

Several years ago one of my girls that I used to hook up with in Boca Chica used to tell me about her scams. She was part of a three person (two girls and a guy) pickpocket crew. They worked a side alley leading to the beach and bars. They would plant a sign along the walkway that said" Beware of pick pockets". They would casually watch the single tourists waiting for the mark. They would look for a guy who would see the sign and pat himself to do a wallet check. This was their signal to where the wallet was. Then their plan was in motion. They would follow him to the bar and wait for him to go to the restroom. The girl would be acting intoxicated with the other guy assisting her. She would stumble to the mark and fall into him. Depending on the hustlers position, one would help the mark brace his fall while the other one would get the wallet. She said the key would be putting so many hands on the mark to brace him that he wouldn't be directed at his wallet being removed. Then the third person would casually be passed the wallet. After apologizing for his drunk girlfriend the hustlers would move on casually.

I always follow the "shoulder rule" with new girls. Keep their hands above the shoulder at all times. We fall sometime for the girls that like to play below, but you are easily set up when this happens.

I was in the club in Nairobi and I saw this girl that I have spend couple of night with her. She came to me and start dancing and after five minutes my wallet was gone. I am not sure if she took or someone else. Nairobi night life is crazy with too many girls. But I got lucky because I usually carry empty wallet with my phone number and hotel address. I keep most of my money in different pockets never in my wallet.

[Sidney]

Will be shown on the big screen at Rocky's, 930pm, Sat

[Klove48]

Has anybody seen Patricia the crazy girl with all the tattoos? I haven't seen or heard frim her since 2011 any word on her. I assume she went back to Santiago.

Man you guys crack me up when it comes to this Chica. I meet Patricia in 2010 so I've know her for a minute. She is as crazy as you let her get. On several occasions, she has serviced me "gratis", and has even treated me to lunch. Maybe because I'm used to these crazy bit*h's here in Bmore, but when I was in Sosua in March, I noticed that she had gained weight but she definately is doing ok as far as money; so someone is taking care of her very well. I got with her once at her request for FREE, and she even bought me a couple of drinks when she saw me in

D'Latins. She acts so crazy to throw everyone off because she is really a very sensitive girl. She should be a actress because I've seen her throw it on thick to some of you guys. I just sit back a laugh. Peace.

[OldKool]

Easier to do in airport.

Does anybody here buy their own liquor from the supermarkets / shops in Sosua?

What's the cost of Hennessy and other popular drinks?

[The Mind Bender]

Does anybody here buy their own liquor from the supermarkets / shops in Sosua?

What's the cost of Hennessy and other popular drinks?

[Jfregedie]

Damn. Went home and got. Fat. She was always the best looking one to me. Minus all her crying and shit, I cared for her. I noticed that once the girls see a girl making too much money they outcast her and spread rumors about her. Patricia fell into that trap. I never got tested with her but another very sexy new garden girl from santiago found herself in the 'don't fuck her something wrong with her' shit.

Thanks for the update if somebody got her number that a be great.

[TomJackin]

She was in Rhumbas and Dlatins every night two weeks ago. She has gained some weight, but most of it went to her ass.

So her ass is bigger that this last shot I had?