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08-18-19 13:56 #31157
Posts: 1908Originally Posted by Xpartan [View Original Post]
Too bad you had to hit it at the worst time of the year. Like the harvest, the freshest fruit is when it is in season.
Originally Posted by Xpartan [View Original Post]
Good luck in the future!
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08-18-19 12:30 #31156
Posts: 15905Originally Posted by Xpartan [View Original Post]
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08-18-19 08:09 #31155
Posts: 19475 days in Sosua
OK, so my 5-day Sosua break is behind me now. Here are a few observations you might find useful. My apologies for my writing style. There are very talented writers here who know how to describe sexual encounters in a way that gets you hard. I don't know how to do that. To me it's simply like I came, I cummed, I paid. Boring.
ARRIVAL.
Got into the VIP Arrival Lounge. Didn't see it there last year, is it new or did I not notice before? In any case, we got in with my Priority Pass card, had a couple of beers, coffee, and a sorry-ass sandwich, but the kicker is this. When we were ready, the attendant grabbed our bags, got us through the immigration, then through the customs, and let me tell you, that line that was huge and CRAWLING, and through the exit into the parking lot. We tipped him about $10, and that was $10 well-spent, LOL. We were the only people there, so I guess this thing hasn't caught on yet.
For those of you, guys, who don't know, you can buy a Priority Pass, but it also comes with some premium credit cards and gives you free access to over 1,000 airport lounges all over the world, but I've never encountered this "fast track" service.
We didn't check bags, but if you do, you can grab a couple of free beers or some more serious stuff while they get your luggage, and then they'll whisk you through. Nice!
LODGING.
We booked a pool villa in Hispaniola Residencial for $100 a night, and it was fantastic! I had some serious reservations about their weird chica policy, but it turned out to be all bullshit (thank you Oakie for putting my mind at ease).
FOOD.
Loved the restaurant at Hisponiola! The food was great, the ambiance – even better, and there was a wonderful Flamenco show. Truly, an enjoyable night and a perfect place for a classy dinner with a real date.
Other than that, we ate at Waterfront (Alicia Beach), the sports restaurant with huge screens across from the Bourbon Street, and a German restaurant, which name escapes me. The food was fine everywhere.
CHICAS.
The heat was intense. The town was half-empty. Most Pedro Gisante chicas were undoable.
I already wrote about my bad experiences (actually was so pissed off that even posted in the wrong section (Sosua Hotels). To recap:
Day 1. Sunday. Pulled a chica from Classico. Got to the room, started fucking. 10 minutes into the deed, come dreadful fake moans, then oh papi, then tu leche and shit. I knew where it was going so I told her to shut the fuck up in English and quite rudely, actually. To my surprise, she did. I somehow managed to bust a nut and kicked her out without further ado. She seemed quite perplexed, but fuck it. Not a total loss.
Day 2. Got mild food poisoning. Stayed at the villa.
Day 3. Pulled a Haitian girl off the street. Passed an interview with flying colors. Nice, friendly, soft-spoken, the only thing I didn't like was she had no phone. You can read what happened in the report I mistakenly posted in Sosua Hotels.
Day 4. Got my wallet picked at the Merengue. Rushed to the villa to report it and cancel the card, briefly thought about making it back, then called it the night, the mood wasn't there.
Day 5. Pulled a non-pro from a beach bar, and that was a highlight of my whole trip. She was well in her 30-s, but still had a killer ass and legs. While most of you, guys, wouldn't be interested in that age group, gee, what a difference she made! We had a few drinks, got in the pool, fooled around, talked, laughed, had more drinks, there was no rush and no discussion of time or money. Also no monster sex, but total GF experience, nice, tender, yet intense. Spent about 4 hours together before she went back to her 4 kids. Gave her 3 K (but she paid for a cab both ways) and a couple of gifts, which she appreciated.
Classico was packed on Sunday but dead afterwards, as was City Lights, but I've never gotten there after 1 AM. Merengue was hopping.
CONCLUSION.
I'm not a Sosua basher. I came to Sosua for the first time 20 years ago and hated it. But after being there probably about dozen of times since then, it kinda grown on me. The obvious advantages are:
1. Just a 3-hour flight from New York.
2. 2 great beaches with clear and wonderful, Caribbean-quality water.
3. Cheap international restaurants.
4. Cheap and nicely developed upscale vacation ownership market (I'm baffled why so many of you guys are still staying at hotels).
And yet, I have never experienced so many terrible encounters as I have in Sosua. I've mongered all over the world except Africa and the Pacific, and never met a hooker who was trying to get out of the deal BEFORE I would bust my nut. Only in Sosua. It's insane and not an isolated experience.
That's a shame, really, because Sosua looks so promising. Could be a little Pattaya, only with a clean beach, if it weren't for the work "ethics" of these stupid, lazy and lying working girls.
I don't mean you can't find a diamond in the rough, as I have, occasionally, but who needs the stress? The only way to truly enjoy it, IMHO, is to grow your own semi-pro list and ignore Pedro Gisante.
This is not a point-and-click town for newbies, IMHO.
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08-18-19 07:42 #31154
Posts: 332Originally Posted by Xpartan [View Original Post]
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08-18-19 07:29 #31153
Posts: 1947Originally Posted by Wrx2005 [View Original Post]
We went to eat first. I didn't know where we would be eating, so brought one card and a little cash, just in case.
The passport card. I always carry it on me when abroad. It's better to lose that than an actual passport. Maybe you're right, and it's not necessary in Sosua, I don't know.
Cash? It was less than $40. I don't know, you need to have some money on you, I guess.
I don't know. Everyone has their own security method. I always carry a wallet in my pants though, after my childhood buddy who later became a semi-career criminal showed me how they casually "beat" the wallet out of a jacket. I presume the same method would work on a shirt pocket, too.
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08-18-19 02:30 #31152
Posts: 74Too Buku dinky dow Joe!
Hehehe.
Originally Posted by Topelite [View Original Post]
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08-17-19 11:45 #31151
Posts: 1908Originally Posted by Tempoecorto [View Original Post]
But they should fix that automatic text correction, that can make a post nonsensical, and eats up editing time.
A Report from the ground is worth a hundred opinions, rumors, and third hand "intel" from lurkers in the "peanut gallery"!
I'm betting your Austrian Schnitzel place will be open by December, along with some others that invariably get a name change during slow season.
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08-17-19 01:44 #31150
Posts: 1Sosua Petite Dominican Chick
First time in the DR. Plenty of options on the streets, hanging around the disco club, saw a chick near new garden where there were less people and we were negotiating a price. She started to grab the crotch and twirling around for me to see. And I decided to go for it. Took her to the crib, she took a shower by herself and didn't let me in. Started off with a CBJ, made sure to show the kids some love as well. Then she turned around for some RCG but I smelled something funky. It wasn't too bad but there was a small stench. Pounded away and blasted in the raincoat.
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08-17-19 00:47 #31149
Posts: 2116Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]
B) I do not do regression analysis. I just stated what I saw, and so what if I am ridiculed? Perhaps as Oakie says, it is summer and the heat which explain lack of a lively evening or it is the big "finance" lobby, who have been silently investing and getting the place cleaned up, to get a better return but all that is mere speculation and I do not care about doing that.
By the way, apologies to you all, for having even tried reading that ridiculously formatted script of mine. I just did my usual cut and paste and the code magicians produced that paw-paw.
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08-16-19 13:17 #31148
Posts: 1908Originally Posted by Tempoecorto [View Original Post]
Around this time of year we always get a lot of gripes about the lack of action in Sosua.
Summer doldrums in August with the stifling heat. The beaches are burning. Even I took a short break back home.
Some restaurants close up for the season, not to reopen until after the hurricane season, and the number of tourists and hookers falls off sharply. But it's not permanent.
It all starts up again in November, and the complaints change to overbooking at hotels, noisy rooms and chicas who won't take less than $100.
That said, if you can stand the heat, hotels and chicas tend to be cheaper, as they compete for your business.
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08-16-19 02:53 #31147
Posts: 1315Verse
Originally Posted by CharlesPooter [View Original Post]
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08-15-19 23:38 #31146
Posts: 3102The Vet experience
When you have been going th DF for many years you have sean almost everything. Sosua has few surprises but it is still a fantacy for us older guys. Getting 20 year old pussy when you are 50/60 is th fountain of youth. Vets have their own harem of go to girls who have been vetted and give great service.
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08-15-19 19:34 #31145
Posts: 15905Originally Posted by Tempoecorto [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by Tempoecorto [View Original Post]
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08-15-19 19:16 #31144
Posts: 2390Tempoecorto's poem
Reports on here get repetitive over time, so I applaud Tempoecorto's initiative in posting his report as a poem. But frankly it is not very good. Does not even rhyme.
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08-15-19 15:48 #31143
Posts: 1908Originally Posted by CharlesPooter [View Original Post]
She wanted me to pay her again!
I said, isn't it lucky they didn't steal your Iphone too?
Lol