Sosua Reports

[Tempoecorto]

Anyhow, one night around 11:00 I'm sitting at Wolfgang's place, Schnitzel Paradise.

First time ever I heard someone calling that "Wolfgang's Place" - Kudos. You certainly know your place. Very nice man, Wolfgang is. When he first told me his name, I thought it was an interesting coincidence as Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was also an Austrian.

[OldKool]

I will be on the seen later this week. Like you said there several 100 girls sporting their stuff. Each of them has a price and style. There are good Dominican chicas and bad haitians. If you spend enough time you will find both. 60 bucks is not a bad price 3200 pesos. If you are looking for low ball pussy then the quality is going to be sketchy. I get some very good action for what I consider a reasonable prices. Do not judge all the girls by the few you felt slighted you. Trust me the girls are anxious to get your money.

This is my 2nd time here. Last time was in 2015 when Classicos was open. Anyways so far so good. Saturday was my first night out. Went to Ahnvee and there was no one there. They have a strip club but it seems pointless to pay a stripper when there are 100 prostitutes down the street LOL. Went to Rumba watched the UFC fight did some Chica watching and tried to buy some perico, don't judge me I noticed women are more reserved now they just stare at you and hope you speak to them. I guess they have so many guys they don't need to speak first who knows. Went to blue ice bar (name might be wrong, close to rumba) they had 2 strippers, they cool but again I don't see the point in strippers in sosua LOL. Then hit the club Latin in the playa chiquita casino. Chicas Everywhere. Literally like 200 girls maybe 50 guys. I wanted a Dominican but they had a very arrogant vibe I don't know what it is but they just were acting like American women and that's not cool to me. So I picked a Haitian. Big ass firm tits dark skin pussy wet like the ocean. She wanted $60 for short time which is a lot since it was 4 am and I could've negotiated but I feel weird negotiating over a woman's pussy. If I don't like the price I just walk away but if I like you and the price isn't insane I'm cool. Anyways. I'm team Haitianas from now on. That's all I'm looking for and all I'm talking to while I'm here. I'm going to be down here for a month so if anybody wants to hang out hit me up. Also if you guys kno any bars where it's mostly Haitian girls let me know ASAP: the.

[Mr Enternational]

I've noticed older mature ladies seem to respect the " phone rule" more than young girls. Young girls want to do wassap status and take photos to show their friends. But they won't put you in any photos.

Them hoes old. They ain't got nobody to talk to. Mfs in the Philippines thread talking about they trying to avoid being in fotos. Cats in the Dominican thread complaining that they are not in fotos. Like I said, what do mfs really want? I am sure the chicks are confused.

[SlangTeng]

I would still like to know though if Casa Valeria is going to ask chicas to leave IDs and limit one guest at a time.

So the rules do say one chica at a time and it says no pool. But it's only the security guard there at night, not the majority of the staff. So I'the imagine late at night would your best bet after hotel staff leaves. I haven't tested this yet. Headed there next month. But please do report back if you can have multiple guests at night. I'm pretty sure the rules do state they reserve the right to kick you out with no refund so it may not be worth it. A friend told me he saw chicas in the Pool last time he stayed there but that doesn't mean they won't enforce the rule on you should you decide to try. If you want to do multiple chicas you can always rent Dulce Secreto for a couple hours.

[Mr Gogo]

Won what? The opportunity to pay her some more money?

Why do you think that teaching her to do the way you like is something good? A mf like me comes along and do not want the chick staring in my face the whole time and has other things to do than play goo goo eyes. I am like bih play with your phone while I am doing my own things. And she is like but Sam said not to use my phone when I am with someone. I know they wonder about us as much as we wonder about them. What do mfs really want!

If it's a date I prefer that a girl not be on her phone ignoring me. If it's just hanging with a friend, she can do whatever she wants as we hangout. I'm not going to take a girl on a date and have her on her phone completely ignoring me. If that's the case, just take her to the cabana and fuck her and leave. I've noticed older mature ladies seem to respect the " phone rule" more than young girls. Young girls want to do wassap status and take photos to show their friends. But they won't put you in any photos. I'm all about the attention, make it about me honey and I will reward you LOL.

As far as the posts about sweet talk, I'm all for it. Damn we so hardcore that we can't engage in verbal foreplay? Goo goo eyes, baby, mi amor etc bring it on maam. I know it's a game but I like to play. Also I want the same energy from them when they are fucking me. Don't want some quiet girl with a attitude giving me some dry pussy. I'm sure a high percentage of guys here like a girl to rub their arms and say "Amor" as a prelude.

[VamoSameddy]

This is my 2nd time here. Last time was in 2015 when Classicos was open. Anyways so far so good. Saturday was my first night out. Went to Ahnvee and there was no one there. They have a strip club but it seems pointless to pay a stripper when there are 100 prostitutes down the street LOL. Went to Rumba watched the UFC fight did some Chica watching and tried to buy some perico, don't judge me I noticed women are more reserved now they just stare at you and hope you speak to them. I guess they have so many guys they don't need to speak first who knows. Went to blue ice bar (name might be wrong, close to rumba) they had 2 strippers, they cool but again I don't see the point in strippers in sosua LOL. Then hit the club Latin in the playa chiquita casino. Chicas Everywhere. Literally like 200 girls maybe 50 guys. I wanted a Dominican but they had a very arrogant vibe I don't know what it is but they just were acting like American women and that's not cool to me. So I picked a Haitian. Big ass firm tits dark skin pussy wet like the ocean. She wanted $60 for short time which is a lot since it was 4 am and I could've negotiated but I feel weird negotiating over a woman's pussy. If I don't like the price I just walk away but if I like you and the price isn't insane I'm cool. Anyways. I'm team Haitianas from now on. That's all I'm looking for and all I'm talking to while I'm here. I'm going to be down here for a month so if anybody wants to hang out hit me up. Also if you guys kno any bars where it's mostly Haitian girls let me know ASAP: the.

[KingForANight]

Because when you're new you need to be close to the action. Everything within walking distance. From the rooter to the Tooter. He probably had a taxi taking him back-and-forth. That could be very irritating and time-consuming on a short time vacationer.

It's like it's more of a hassle when you pick a chica, bring her back to your room, and she does not adjust to your program. She can flake, fake, shake, or bake him. Either which ever it's an ake.

You are A master Jedi to this game Mr. E. You would have convinced her to take you to her room and saved a dime. Not everyone can use the force like that.

Actually, I was only in the country for one night on a planned layover. I rented a rico house outside town with a pool etc. And had a smokeshow and her friend from Santiago come down and spend the night. I had a great time but essentially I just did what I do in the states 1000 miles to the southeast. I didn't need to be in Sosua to do that and the one time I brielfly went into town for lunch and saw all the chicas, I realized my mistake. In hindsight, IMO, Sosua as a vacation spot is all about sport f*ing. Stay in the middle of the action and just contribute as frequently as you can to the local economy. So that's the theme this trip.

I would still like to know though if Casa Valeria is going to ask chicas to leave IDs and limit one guest at a time.

[Mr Enternational]

The reason I wanted to repeat is because she apologized. I figured I won, and I taught her! She'll forever respect all her clients.

Won what? The opportunity to pay her some more money?

Why do you think that teaching her to do the way you like is something good? A mf like me comes along and do not want the chick staring in my face the whole time and has other things to do than play goo goo eyes. I am like bih play with your phone while I am doing my own things. And she is like but Sam said not to use my phone when I am with someone. I know they wonder about us as much as we wonder about them. What do mfs really want!

[Sam 14]

You went from your ice cream fantasy, licking pussy and ass. To a smoothie LOL.

Haha. Thanks. Part of living the dream, it's a tough life, huh?

As sexy as the sister was she just didn't appeal to me.
I think it was because On many occasions I heard T stretching out her vagina muscles in the room next to me. Theres nothing exciting about hearing a squeal pig.

Haha. How romantic. You didn't go in for a sloppy BLT?

After seeing her with the potbellies; did you feel the same chemistry for her as you did previously? Did you guys continue to Converse? Would you repeat with her?

Thanks man. Yeah, I guess I'm kinda weird about that. I can happily be with a chick I know has had plenty of cock. But once she's moved on I probably have too. Same with babies. If she's already got a fuck trophy or two, whatever. But if I had that good stuff in its prime, but now she's someone's mommy? Hmm. Prolly not.

The reason I wanted to repeat is because she apologized. I figured I won, and I taught her! She'll forever respect all her clients. But no, after the potbelly scene she never came back. I felt like she burned me twice, and I felt like she was just too stupid. Maybe I'm wrong about that but whatever chemistry was gone. She said she didn't screw them but who cares. She teamed up with a friend and they'the be strutting around, but usually with nothing. She would've probably made more money with me. Someone might want to open a school in that town and offer a course in business sense.

[GrownMan1]

Why was renting a villa outside of town doing it wrong?

Because when you're new you need to be close to the action. Everything within walking distance. From the rooter to the Tooter. He probably had a taxi taking him back-and-forth. That could be very irritating and time-consuming on a short time vacationer.

It's like it's more of a hassle when you pick a chica, bring her back to your room, and she does not adjust to your program. She can flake, fake, shake, or bake him. Either which ever it's an ake.

You are A master Jedi to this game Mr. E. You would have convinced her to take you to her room and saved a dime. Not everyone can use the force like that.

[Mr Enternational]

A lot of talk about guys hustling on here / being "Sharks" and language fluency is probably the most helpful. I guess I can be an awkward Stephen Hawking- translate off my phone haha.
And is there any real territory or set of blocks that I need to watch out for besides just being overall street smart?

You are overthinking it. The place is only 2 blocks big.

[Mr Enternational]

So I'm making my second trip to the Su next weekend and will be staying at Casa Valeria for the first time (the last time I did it wrong and rented a Villa outside of town).

Why was renting a villa outside of town doing it wrong?

[GrownMan1]

To her of course it was simply business. She thought nothing of it whatsoever.

Excellent example! After seeing her with the potbellies; did you feel the same chemistry for her as you did previously? Did you guys continue to Converse? Would you repeat with her?

I remember my wing man T came back to our room with One of my favorites. T was seeing her sister and brought my favorite back to my room. He used to listen to us going at it in the room and I used to see the lust in his eyes when she In front of him. My wing man just wanted what I had despite seeing and hearing me with her on earlier occasions.

I looked at her like I was jealous. Maybe about 15 minutes later she was walking from our room. She later told me it was business and not to worry. She said she charged him 4000 pesos, got his money quickly and left. (I give her 2000 tln).

T later complain asking me how did I get her to Perform? He said she was just terrible and the whole situation pissed him off. Normally I lose most of my sexual interest with a Chica. However the situation was so funny I kept her in my starting lineup.

I told her to make it even I have to have sex with her sister. I will admit both T and her sister was kool about my suggestion. However, I did not act on it. As sexy as the sister was she just didn't appeal to me.
I think it was because On many occasions I heard T stretching out her vagina muscles in the room next to me. There’s nothing exciting about hearing a squeal pig.

[Mr Gogo]

Haha. The irony of that. A hooker in Bangkok told my friend he's a butterfly. He laughed and said Darling. I'm not a butterfly, I'm the Suvarnabhumi International Airport.

It seems to me that being seen with hookers in Sosua by other hookers could be to one's advantage in establishing street cred. You're there to spend money!

This brings to mind a story. I was in Sosua a bit ago, and I had kind of a girlfriend named Hatian Divorce. (Report forthcoming). I thought we were finished, and my rent was already paid, so I was on the prowl for a new girlfriend. (I happen to prefer that model). I'the exhausted Cupid and been interviewing street walkers. It's funny, and to the point, but the best of these hookers don't seem to like me.

I guess her sister called and she gets on the phone. But that didn't bother me because she's bending over talking on the phone, and I'm doing this up skirt thing with my face in that hot stuff, just as I'the imagined last night at the ice cream shop. Life was perfect.

So we're an hour into it and I take a break to fix us a smoothie. She starts telling me how to fix my smoothie, since she's obviously an expert. She's instructing. "Put in condensed milk. I don't like walnuts. Don't use apple juice. No banana. Blah blah blah. " When I make a smoothie, I'm used to them standing behind me in a bikini bottom with one hand shaking my dick and the other massaging my balls. But she's across the room, sitting on my workbench, back on her phone again. I kindly asked her to put it away please. She says ok, termine. But she's not termine. To make it short, it went on until finally she got evicted for excessive phone use violations.

So later that day we were texting. She actually said sorry and admitted that was rude. I said it's OK baby, I understand. So she owed me some time, and she was going to come back the next day and we'the resume the fun. I wanted to have a nice dinner alone, so I asked if she was going roaming tonight and she said no. I should have told her that I have ice cream every night at the same place. The place I met her. So as usual, I go back to the same place at 11 for ice cream. And who you suppose is sitting in front of the ice cream place with a couple of beer belly sex tourists? Haha. I just laughed. I felt like telling the guys, hey man. You might want to lock that chick's phone in your safe until your minutes are up. To her of course it was simply business. She thought nothing of it whatsoever.

Funniest report since BO stopped posting. You went from your ice cream fantasy, licking pussy and ass. To a smoothie LOL. Man, sometimes I take a girl to some of my sneak hideaway spots where nobody knows my biz and then the girl thinks ahead of me, and I'm like " Dammit man".

[Sam 14]

That's what you get when two people are not honest with each other. . . Shes looking for the next client like youre looking for the next hit. Its all about the money so why are you tripping?

.. Then there are other hookers that may act jealous that you even look at another hooker..

Haha. The irony of that. A hooker in Bangkok told my friend he's a butterfly. He laughed and said Darling. I'm not a butterfly, I'm the Suvarnabhumi International Airport.

..or hookers that guys duck and hide from not wanting them to know they are looking for other hookers.

It seems to me that being seen with hookers in Sosua by other hookers could be to one's advantage in establishing street cred. You're there to spend money!

This brings to mind a story. I was in Sosua a bit ago, and I had kind of a girlfriend named Hatian Divorce. (Report forthcoming). I thought we were finished, and my rent was already paid, so I was on the prowl for a new girlfriend. (I happen to prefer that model). I'the exhausted Cupid and been interviewing street walkers. It's funny, and to the point, but the best of these hookers don't seem to like me. I guess they sensed I was living there so I'm not a good gig. (Or maybe it's my Cheap Charlie T-shirt). 🤷8205;9792;65039;.

Anyhow, one night around 11:00 I'm sitting at Wolfgang's place, Schnitzel Paradise. There's one in a skirt looking at the ice cream. I'm just thinking damn, I'the love to bury my face in that chocolate bubble butt. So we talked for a while and she passed the rather stringent interview. I liked this chick, she seemed like a sweetheart. Fuckin crackin' body, and cute, and I'the never seen her before.

So the idea was she'the come to my place the next day and spend a few hours. If we liked each other, she would come back. We could hook up and she wouldn't have to roam the streets (for a while anyway). She could be treated like a lady, with respect, and not have to get drilled by different dick every night. And of course I'the make it worth her while.

So the next day I fetch her and bring her to my apartment. We almost didn't go inside because the whole way up she was fucking with her phone. And when we got to my place she jumped off the motorbike and walked the wrong way, towards the wrong door, out of sight behind a van. Haha. Finally she found where I was sitting and we had a little talk. She was free to leave. Otherwise, she was going to stay three hours; we were going to have romantic fun; and her phone was going to remain in her purse. And her gift was going to be 2500 pesos, as discussed.

Inside, things were going insanely good. This is one of those rare pussies you can use as aromatherapy. The smell and taste was incredibly sweet. This chick was fun, and brown, and looked great naked. Small boobs with perfect dark nipples. Hot as fuck. Sam hit paydirt.

I guess her sister called and she gets on the phone. But that didn't bother me because she's bending over talking on the phone, and I'm doing this up skirt thing with my face in that hot stuff, just as I'the imagined last night at the ice cream shop. Life was perfect.

So we're an hour into it and I take a break to fix us a smoothie. She starts telling me how to fix my smoothie, since she's obviously an expert. She's instructing. "Put in condensed milk. I don't like walnuts. Don't use apple juice. No banana. Blah blah blah. " When I make a smoothie, I'm used to them standing behind me in a bikini bottom with one hand shaking my dick and the other massaging my balls. But she's across the room, sitting on my workbench, back on her phone again. I kindly asked her to put it away please. She says ok, termine. But she's not termine. To make it short, it went on until finally she got evicted for excessive phone use violations.

So later that day we were texting. She actually said sorry and admitted that was rude. I said it's OK baby, I understand. So she owed me some time, and she was going to come back the next day and we'the resume the fun. I wanted to have a nice dinner alone, so I asked if she was going roaming tonight and she said no. I should have told her that I have ice cream every night at the same place. The place I met her. So as usual, I go back to the same place at 11 for ice cream. And who you suppose is sitting in front of the ice cream place with a couple of beer belly sex tourists? Haha. I just laughed. I felt like telling the guys, hey man. You might want to lock that chick's phone in your safe until your minutes are up. To her of course it was simply business. She thought nothing of it whatsoever.