Sosua Reports

[SavePros321]

They made a mistake closing Classicos. The biggest and best party place on this side of the globe is gone. Even the quality of girls isn't the same late night. Before I would stand in front of Classicos at 1 am and watch all the stunners arrive on motorconcho and say DAMN. Dlatins will never reach the level of Classicos.

I bet by the 3rd of February everything will be back in full swing.

http://www.sosuanews.com/index.php?id=3153&article=1

From Sosua News (the link Questner Provided):

16 November 2012

Armando Casciati, the owner of the Merengue Bar is currently rebuilding the bar. From reliable sources we have learned that Willy Olivences (El Chamo) will rent the nightclub D'Clasico. Willy wants to organize special events (concerts, fashion shows, beauty pageants) to revive the disco. Willy is already owner of the new large bar D' Latin opposite the Merengue bar. Willy wants to link the bar and nightclub.

Furthermore, the good news is that hotel "Sosúa Bay", certainly one of the finest hotels in Sosúa, will reopen again soon. Final news message, mayor Ilana Neumann will present next week the plan to close the main Pedro Clisante for traffic. The street will also be refurbished. The intention is to festively open the new 'Pedro Clisante boulevard' at the beginning of January. We wait, as always, in suspense.

[Hillbilly69]

I wasn't really sure what she looked like, but I was told the next day when some dude met her when she was leaving said that I just fucked the ugliest girl in Sosua. He continued on to say,"I lost all respect for you Tom." Oh yes, that really hurt me deeply! I may never monger again, nah, fuck that!

LOL I always wanted to get some badges made up and hand them out while I am there. Congratulations mofo your now a Penis Deputy! The funniest thing about Penis Deputy Sheriffs is they never are with a good looking girl and want charge of your pecker, give tips etc.

[SavePros321]

I just had a quick thought as I was phishing on Dominican cupid. How many of us do you think are talking to the same the girl, all of us with the fantasy of banging her. LMAO

I would say probably more than you would think.

Think about this: Half the guys contacting the women on Dominican Cupid will never make it there to see them (broke, the girlfriend/wife doesn't buy the "fishing trip with the bros" excuse, etc.). But her job is to keep the fantasy alive that "someday" the two of you shall meet.

In reality, it's just too keep you communicating long enough with her so that she has the chance to start asking you for money.

She one day decides to send out an email blast to ten different guys (no need to add the John's name: she just writes "Mi amor") detailing how her kid is sick or her mother needs an operation, or that her family has no money for food."Please send money."

Out of those ten guys, five respond and each send her $100. That's $500 for a few minutes of work! Some of these chicas never leave the house other than to collect their wire transfers at Western Union or to visit "her gringo novio" the one or two times a year he comes to the DR.

It's definitely a reality that you can bang any of those chicas on Dominican Cupid, so long has her "favorite" is not in town at the same time as you are.

[BigGuy23]

I just had a quick thought as I was phishing on Dominican cupid. How many of us do you think are talking to the same the girl, all of us with the fantasy of banging her. LMAO

[Mongmann]

Fellas, I haven't been been in here for a while. Quick question, what's the common opinion on Sosua for new years? I'm planning on doing a quick new years trip. I would go to Rio but I don't have enough time. A trip to Sosua fits perfectly in my schedule. Have any of you guys been there for new years? If so how was it? Just asking because new years eve is on a Monday this year so I'd prob go down there on that sun and come back on wed. I know those days are normally slower than the wkend. I'm assuming that new years eve and the days around it party like a wkend. I just don't want to get down there and find out its slow or that the chicks treat new years like "mamas" day and have to go hm to see family.

Anyway let me know what yall think. I may get the flight tonight. Thanks.

[SavePros321]

and of course guy standing on sidewalk crying as you take his love to your room to bang for an hour

That's a good one, LOL! At least he can see it for himself in person and save himself some heartburn rather than sending her all of his life's savings via Western Union to "keep her from going/having to go to Sosua"!

[SavePros321]

They will definitely pay much more than the 3000 the girls are asking or the 700 I would have given them before it is all over.

700? Why not 650?

[Hillbilly69]

Comeon Guys.

A bit of understanding. You were newbies one day as well.

I here you but that is the nitty gritty stuff that keeps me going, guy leaves shit out gets stolen, buys girl camera runs off to the beach to get picture with boyfriend and it ain't him, any jail story, girl bites dudes weiner, any WU broken heart story, girl knocked up and the guy is snipped, older gentleman punches young dude on steroids and knocks his on his ass {one of my favorites} and of course guy standing on sidewalk crying as you take his love to your room to bang for an hour, guy pulls pecker out in Latino VIP room LMAO, hobo tells guys he is going halves on a yacht lives in trailer park, [ ain't got 50 dollars to his name ], guy comes to Sosua to find bride spends 10 grand entertaining her family but don't get no booty and leaves broken hearted! LMAO and the drama continues.

Nice pics TomJ you set the gold standard for pics and reports on this thread.

[Mr Gogo]

Can D latin and Classicos both survive together. That is the question. I am willing to pay to have the space and quality Clasicos provided, D latin is great for finding ladies. It is packed to the gills with all kinds. No room to dance or even walk around. Sosua inspie of these issues is still my favorite spot on the planet.

QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1352476]Point well taken. However, I like to drink while chatting with the girls.

Oh, and I take back my previous negative comments about Classicos. Because now, I too, miss Classicos!

[/QUOTE]I was in Dlatins last night and couldn't keep from looking over at a dark, closed Classicos and Merengue bar. Dlatins was packed, and watch out for the uneven floors. Armondo was in front of Classicos heartbroken.

They made a mistake closing Classicos. The biggest and best party place on this side of the globe is gone. Even the quality of girls isn't the same late night. Before I would stand in front of Classicos at 1 am and watch all the stunners arrive on motorconcho and say DAMN. Dlatins will never reach the level of Classicos.

El toro has some fresh tricks that are game. They will even leave the bar while working to turn a trick. The new Sosua has girls turning multiple tricks in a day. My phone wasnt ringing like crazy with girls begging because they had multiple options. I'm really tired of Sosua, the chicas are becoming heartless and move on quickly. No more kissing Gogos ass, no more waiting while Gogo fucks around. And definetly no more GFE, unless its for an hour.

[Mr Enternational]

I've finished my meal but I got to continue to watch this show that I descibed below. The flower man just walked in with both hands full of flowers. They bought them all for the girls. 1500p worth of flowers. The girls keep speaking spanish hi fiving the other girls. If they treat hood rats to seafood dinner and flowers then I know they will overpay for pussy. These girls have hit the jackpot and dude is still calling the male waiter ' his amiga', this shit is priceless. The dudes are talking amongst themselves because they don't speak spanish and the girls are laughing and hi fiving. Oh oh! Dude just tried spanish. He said ' um momento' and his boys asked what he said.

If one of you guys read this, please don't pick the first street rats you see off the plane. Don't buy street rats expensive dinners. Beans, rice and chicken for 200p everywhere in Sosua.

Fuck if they are reading it. Why didn't you go over and train them right quick? They will definitely pay much more than the 3000 the girls are asking or the 700 I would have given them before it is all over. But I guess the sun even has to shine on a street rat's ass every now and then. Good for them for finding some weekend suckers. They might have deserved it.

[Szympans28]

Comeon Guys.

A bit of understanding. You were newbies one day as well.

[TomJackin]

Four brothers just walked into New Gardens with four hood rats for the seafood buffet. Then he stands and asks the girls 'who speaks English'. The girls look at each other confused. Then the brother calls the waiter' amiga'. The girls just went to the bathroom together laughing at this shit. I guess the weekend newbies have officially arrived.

If they called Rafael an amiga, there would be hell to pay. It seems this shit happens every weekend. Groups of office clerks or car salesmen with plenty of money to burn. I once watched some clown order a fucking coke from Rafael, and then gave him a one-hundred bill to pay for it; WTF?

[SavePros321]

I bet by the 3rd of February everything will be back in full swing.

http://www.sosuanews.com/index.php?id=3153&article=1

Nice info catch and all of it sounds good! Let's see what happens over the next few months.

[Questner]

Can D latin and Classicos both survive together. That is the question. I am willing to pay to have the space and quality Clasicos provided, D latin is great for finding ladies. It is packed to the gills with all kinds. No room to dance or even walk around. Sosua inspie of these issues is still my favorite spot on the planet.

QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1352476]Point well taken. However, I like to drink while chatting with the girls.

Oh, and I take back my previous negative comments about Classicos. Because now, I too, miss Classicos!

[/QUOTE]I bet by the 3rd of February everything will be back in full swing.

http://www.sosuanews.com/index.php?id=3153&article=1

[OldKool]

Can D latin and Classicos both survive together. That is the question. I am willing to pay to have the space and quality Clasicos provided, D latin is great for finding ladies. It is packed to the gills with all kinds. No room to dance or even walk around. Sosua inspie of these issues is still my favorite spot on the planet.

QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1352476]Point well taken. However, I like to drink while chatting with the girls.

Oh, and I take back my previous negative comments about Classicos. Because now, I too, miss Classicos![/QUOTE]